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@Topic
My 10" d*ick. I'm proud of it any day and any time.
Makes me feel great as it has never dissappointed even for once.

Now people are talking and responsibly too.

Woman of the house should know how to cook and same
goes to the man and kids as well for sake of cover-up.

bluenubian:
she jus better know how to F*ck good

+ that too, she owns the man forever

teena:
,,, Our people say that "a woman who knows how 2 cook has the key to her d man's heart" I beliv in that ,,,

,,, its very important 4 a woman to be good in kitchen because its not all the time the man might feel like going 2 eatry or taking junks ,,,  Also, it makes a man proud when he has guests in the hse and the woman gives them a wonderful treat from her kitchen.

Above all, what a luvly mum that will, from time to time prepare special delicacies for the kids to take to school?

I'm just wondering if u are a babe or dude.
You have said it all  

soulpatrol:
anyone that makes posts here should be prepared to receive criticism from others. thats why its a public forum. everyone has different ideas on things and don't think the same way, so you got to be open.

That's ma babe

Nothing, never had electricity for days now. Generator caput.

It bafling why people easily get angered.

Eustace dear you have stated your problem and
GOD will surelly make a way for you to meet her.
Good luck.

twinkledew:
,,, if you don't like me cooking you can leave.

Good, at least u know the way to the kitchen.
But talking of good cooking yours might be your man's best.

@iice Babe

@viena,
The guy said " ,,, to bring out my true skin colour. ,,,"  
Common viena u can't buy this in the markets except through healthy eating.

iice:
[color=#006600]So sayeth the insipid fool 2 call actually make such a comparison. ,,,

Take it easy sister iice. It hasn't called for that

When u eat real good food from a dear one especially from
your very kitchen u think u would live forever. Practical experience

Nutter:
,,, I want my wife’s cooking to bring out my true skin colour. Where is the crime in that?

You can say that again bros
The only way to a man's heart is through his stomarch. Me believe in-to-to.

viena:
Jachoz ,

i will be a wife soon and my man knows that i don't like the kitchen and his got no problems and we eat fine and well.

,,,

Oh, am happy for you my sister

But for how long would u continue to eat fine and well without possibly cooking for the family

Do u intend to have children which is the fruit of marriage

Anyway, fingers crossed

@dakmanzero
Please do not say I told you. Between two of us only.

@iice
That means no problem at all .
By the time you test what i can prepare, u will be
100% willing to know how to cook and i will be 100%
willing to teach. So come off it. This should not be an issue
for us now    

viena:
Jachoz,

nope, it will not change

listen enlightened men don't marry for kitchen needs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To prepare food has nothing to do with being enlightened or not.  To think of it, the so called illitrate once are usually expert in preparing delicious dishes while enlightened would add sugar in place of salt and vice va serwould.

We eat in order to live. In fact it is good that every member of the knows how to prepare at least one type meal or the other even if it is to boil just hot water. A family where this is none-existence is better imagined. I am not restricting my arguement to the wife alone mind you.

iice:
@Viena, Tnx. . .Enlightened men is damn right!
@Jachoz, well i do agree that u can say never say never, but in my years on this earth i've never had the urge 2 cook anything and i doubt even when i leave the earth that would change. Lets say am set in my ways and there are so many things that compliment my choice. If u say i wont get a man because of the whole cooking issue? LOL sorry 2 burst that bubble but it has never been an issue with all the guys i have dated and yes that includes nigerian men

Interesting to know that. You must be one in a million. 
But we talking about the wife in the family which is a different ball game

If Baba GOD has used your missing rib to create a eve outside ibo enclave then, I bet you will marry someone else's wife and that means a lot of troubles for you. I advice you globalise the search for your missing rib to avoid this mistake.

viena:
why should it matter if a woman can't cook?

i can't cook, i don't like the kitchen and i am happily committed and my man has no problem with that.

iice:
Correct jare! lol

I guess u will have a change of opinion in 10-20 yrs time, becos there are some delicacies that are better handled by the governor (the wife) in the house especially when it concerns the minsiters (children) etc than even the 5-star hotels.

Remember this day, Jachoz has said it.

In summary, all the replies so far point to the fact that it matters if she doesn't know how to cook. Even those who claim that they would teach should know that if it doesn't matter, there would be no need to teach.

My own candid opinion is that it matters, better still if both know how to cook.

A woman potentially has three mouths ie one on the head and other two opposite to
each other down stairs.

So, when a woman is single she restricts her eating habit with one mouth or sometimes two.

Now, on getting married, she would cheefully open up the three whole
mouths to take in as much as she could without fear or favour and the reminants
would go to the husband who has just one mouth to compete with.

Many a time too, the husband would vomit through his snake and to the advantage of same woman, the little he has taken with this one mouth and remains eternally slime.



God save us the men

retro:
Eve is a monkey! LMFAO!

No, eveseh can not be monkeys 

He's not referring to anybody particularly.
May be to the whole world in general or Nairalanders in particular. 

eveseh:
LOl Efani,betta do so quick

Yes and very quickly too

eveseh:
@jachoz,what did u saw coming
,u know are my only heart for now


anyway am fine just chilling around,lol

hope u fine too

Very pleased to hear that, am cool Babe

eveseh:
hay jachoz baby how are ya? ,,,

I'm babe, and you

eveseh:
,,, Efani is just my friend

Oh yea, I saw it coming

@Efani, what r u up to  . Smart toasting technique or practice
If u dig the chick eve, please make it opendential  

retro:
Sunday, after the sermon. The priest will join us though.

Hmmmmm what priest has joined together ,,,,,

I love this thread. I got everything right