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On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.

Tuesday, she was again greeted with "penis" on the blackboard, written in larger letters. She looked around in vain for the culprit, and then proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for the rest of the week, "penis" was written on the board in larger and larger letters, and each time, the teacher furiously erased it. By Friday, she'd had enough.

"That's enough," she sputtered. "I -- I can't believe this! Monday morning, I expect an explanation for this behavior!"

On Monday morning, the teacher confidently entered the classroom and found on the board: "Don't you know -- the more you rub it, the bigger it gets?"

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

"I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.

Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

Then, God came to Eve to pass on some news too. "I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.

Eve looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have intelligent conversations with Adam. The other organ I have for you is called a vagina. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Adam will be very happy that you now have this organ to give him children."

Eve, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

God looked upon Eve and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time. While you're bleeding through one of them every 28 days, the other will remain useless."

Am looking forward to get some information here please,am a (fuji musician)trying to relocate to QATAR. but d question here is:can i get yoruba people who will be intrested in my song? if yes please i will need a full hints on how it works thanks

Ofcourse it will be difficult for me to stop,but av made up my mind to try all my possible best to put a stop to it

This may sound ridiculous to anyone that is reading this right now,but please i think i need some serious councelling on how my life is movin.
something arround 8 years ago i got myself involve in some kinda immoral behaviour:at the time, i thought the only way to satisfy myself from beign ride over from any lady was to be self servicing myself,i wonder if anyone understand what that means?
all this have beign going on for almost 8 years till just last week,when i was reflecting back on all the unthinkable things av did.only then do i realize the kinda danger i might av put myself into,the kinda repercution i should looking forward to. and now the only reason am telling you people this is because i need some kinda advice base on the repercution of what i just mentiond,and i will be verry verry glad to get some help here,thank you every 1

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