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Fashion / Re: Why Your Pictures Don't Come Out Fine. by Jackeeh(m): 8:18pm On Sep 01, 2017
Even the best camera on earth can't turn ugly into fine!

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Crime / Re: 10-Year-Old Armed Robber Arrested In Bayelsa, Confesses (Photo) by Jackeeh(m): 10:57am On Aug 21, 2017
He needs help.

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Family / Re: Man Cuts Off Own Penis In Akure, Says ‘monster’ Ordered Him by Jackeeh(m): 7:36pm On Aug 12, 2017
Many are mad. But just a handful are roaming. He needs psychiatric treatment.

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Food / Re: Nigerian Man Who Bought A Plastic Fish In London Cries Out (Video) by Jackeeh(m): 9:21pm On Aug 10, 2017
First plastic rice. Now plastic fish. I wonder what's next?

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Crime / Re: Cultists Rob Young Lady In Owerri, Push Her Off Keke (Photos) by Jackeeh(m): 9:18pm On Aug 10, 2017
Alone with the armed hoodlums and still have the guts to resist them. Not minding if you get raped or killed. Hmmmm pikin u tough. Wehdone!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mentally-challenged Man Backs His Lover In Aba, Abia State (photos) by Jackeeh(m): 8:56am On Aug 08, 2017
I pray it begins and end with backing each other oh. And no rough play is attached oh.
Celebrities / Re: 'I'm A Top Class Prostitute' - Bobrisky by Jackeeh(m): 4:24pm On Jul 29, 2017
We already knew! We were only waiting for you to realize and accept ur profession.

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Religion / Re: Samuel Ugwute: Big Holes In Story Of Man Who 'Resurrected' From Dead- PoliticsNG by Jackeeh(m): 2:08pm On Jul 15, 2017
7Alexander:

It is called.investigative journalism

Fantastic! It has achieved zilch. Absolutely nothing.
Religion / Re: Samuel Ugwute: Big Holes In Story Of Man Who 'Resurrected' From Dead- PoliticsNG by Jackeeh(m): 2:00pm On Jul 15, 2017
OP whether the story is true or false, what exactly is your gain? You've gone through so much just to discredit a not so new story. Na wa oh!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Fatal Accident Along Ikot Ekpene-aba Road(Graphic Photos) by Jackeeh(m): 9:01pm On Jul 13, 2017
nddydamzi:
and did you also thought what that your knock ,hit or bite could cause,after you say village people

It made him slow down. Thank you
Nairaland / General / Re: Fatal Accident Along Ikot Ekpene-aba Road(Graphic Photos) by Jackeeh(m): 7:08pm On Jul 13, 2017
Hmmmm that's how I gave one a hard knock on his head the other day. Trying to overtake a lorry at a bend. The knock had his brain reset. Please people don't just seat there quietly letting some of these rascals rush u to the grave. Do something. Don't just scream. Hit or bite where necessary. RIP to those poor ladies.

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Education / Re: Have You Seen Any Gtbank With A Gate? by Jackeeh(m): 10:39am On Jul 11, 2017
No oh grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got My First N-POWER Alert After Seven Months (pics) by Jackeeh(m): 11:20am On Jul 06, 2017
Olalekanbanky1:


Is it Compulsory u talk? Na u dey helpless ó, not me.
Did u bother to ask him why his payments were skipped? Pple like u just look for any means to blast the administration of Buhari. FYI, d payment of npower stipends is highly programmed in such a way dat ur npower portal name and dat on ur bank account must PERFECTLY match d name on ur BVN. If a single letter is missing, no payment for you until u make adjustments.

And all these take 7months? By the way,learn how to express your opinion without sounding so pained.
Nairaland / General / Re: What I Saw Today...it Will Shock You As It Shocked Me..lets Beware by Jackeeh(m): 10:39pm On Jul 05, 2017
You don't mean it!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got My First N-POWER Alert After Seven Months (pics) by Jackeeh(m): 9:47pm On Jul 05, 2017
After 7 months? Hmmmm Nigerians! We're so helpless and used to ill treatment. Consequently, when we finally receive what was owed, it's cause for jubilation.

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Celebrities / Re: Wanlov The Kubolor: I Masturbate Twice Weekly So My Sperm Won’t Get Spoilt In Me by Jackeeh(m): 4:32pm On Jul 03, 2017
undecided

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Crime / Re: My Mother Died On Hearing Of My Arrest - Armed Robber (photo) by Jackeeh(m): 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2017
Poor woman! RIP. Who is responsible for her death? Her selfish thieving son or the senseless person/people who couldn't wait for her to become a well woman before landing such heavy news on her?

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Crime / Re: Man Stripped Naked 'for Making Man's Penis Disappear' In Abia (photos) by Jackeeh(m): 1:48pm On Jul 02, 2017
They should quit "touching" innocent guys and start "touching" rapists. Abi juju no need rapist joystick?
Crime / Re: Female Student Dies After Taking Drugs To Celebrate Her University Graduation by Jackeeh(m): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2017
Hmmmm
Career / Re: The Real Reason Why Employees Aren't Opening Your Emails by Jackeeh(m): 7:25am On Jul 02, 2017
5th TC! It wasn't easy
Family / Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Jackeeh(m): 7:44am On Jun 30, 2017
Successdude:
This part is just a confirmation that she is not having ur baby. Why would your wife flare up when you ask a question when u even have evidences ? Not that u accused her blindly but with evidence..... And why wud a 'Married' woman be havin a friendship wr she is referred to as love if she isn't already been hit ny d man or wishin/wantin to b hit by d man ? ..... bro I wonder .... God knws I can't stand a cheatin wife. I must terminate the guy n send her packin

My point exactly!

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Jackeeh(m): 5:01am On Jun 30, 2017
verygudbadguy:


Do you think calling the wife w.hore would help his self esteem either?

He is married to her and these are mere suspicions until proven otherwise by a reputable lab
.

She became a LovePeddler when she became very comfortable flirting with another man. There's no sugar coating that fact.

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Crime / Re: Thief Paraded In University Of Calabar, See What He Stole by Jackeeh(m): 8:21pm On Jun 29, 2017
Village pipu at work!

Crime / Re: Rain Of Slaps Fell On A "Big Boy" Caught Stealing An Iphone (Video) by Jackeeh(m): 6:52am On Jun 29, 2017
grin
Family / Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Jackeeh(m): 6:38am On Jun 29, 2017
MemphisRaynes:
Dude. Please do not call my wife that. If you got no help to offer, then just read and learn.
.
You don't need or deserve any help!

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Jackeeh(m): 11:55pm On Jun 28, 2017
[/b] In this chat the guy called my wife "luv", "dearie", talked about she visiting him, and my wife's response was to play along. At some point she even said she can't wait to visit the guy. The height of it was when the guy asked "how is our baby doing?" [b]

After the above, you still think the baby is yours? And falling for your promiscuous wife's emotional blackmail?

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Crime / Re: Discovered The House Of A Scammer Who Scammed Me, Whats Best To Do? by Jackeeh(m): 11:18pm On Jun 28, 2017
Travel down to where she is. Locate the exact compound. Wait till around 9pm to 10pm. Get a white robe. Wear it. Cover your head with powder. Knock on her door. When she opens, don't say a word. Just stretch out your hand, demanding for ur money. She will faint. Wait for her to regain consciousness. Then ask her again. Thank me later!

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Flaunts Baby Bump In New Advert Video by Jackeeh(m): 7:48am On Jun 28, 2017
A negative Prophecy can be prayerfully reversed.

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Family / Re: My Friend Wants To Chase Me Out Because Of Ordinary Milk by Jackeeh(m): 8:21am On Jun 26, 2017
code9:


This your offer is too direct and suspicious o. I hope you are not an adultnapper grin

Far from it. A complete stranger once accommodated me years back in Port Harcourt for 4 months till I got my own place. I believe the kind gesture should go round.

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Family / Re: My Friend Wants To Chase Me Out Because Of Ordinary Milk by Jackeeh(m): 8:08am On Jun 26, 2017
unitedsurv:


wana accommodate him? if you do will he know he has to work and plan for his future?

2. do you know if your valuables are safe when he's with you knowing? he has a relative in calabar

3. if you get fed up of his laziness how do chase him out?

just suprised you wana show charity in Nigeria of now and see him talk so far to me he's not ready to do something good yet


Being charitable has never hurt anyone.

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Family / Re: My Friend Wants To Chase Me Out Because Of Ordinary Milk by Jackeeh(m): 8:02am On Jun 26, 2017
davimus:
i am new in calabar but am not looking for accomodation but job hunting can you help me bro?

Send me a mail
Politics / Re: Is It Right For President Buhari To Address The Nation In Hausa? by Jackeeh(m): 9:02pm On Jun 25, 2017
Hmmmm

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