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She's not brand new sha. But then, the Ooni himself is equally second new. But may they make brand new beautiful babies. HML to their royal highnesses.

We wish you both a happy married life.

I expected nothing less from wild animals in human form.

Why is she sad?

God abeg oh!

Dreamwaker:
If this snake was only in a coma and woke up suddenly, I pity the guys holding it.

It may not have happened yet but it will definitely happen. Yes. If he hasn't cheated yet, he's on his way to doing just that. Trust ur guts. Don't nag, argue, quarrel or fight. Doing so will make him loose whatever little respect he still has for you. Gather whatever little dignity you have left and concentrate more on yourself and kids. Give him his space but don't move out of your matrimonial home. Still carry on with your wifely duties. But allocate more attention to yourself and kids. It can only get better or worse. If better, He will come back to his senses and retrace his steps back to you. But When this happens, please have him tested for STDs before taking him fully in. If worse, the jezebel he's playing with, will succeed in consuming him. Should this happen, don't cry for him. Just let him go. Trust me, in issues like this, it's always the wife that gets the last laugh. Either ways, everything will still work out for your good. Hold thy peace woman.

For real?

Why do we always wait for disasters to occur in this Country, before we begin to "slam"? Those of you who some how knew substandard materials were used in erecting the now collapsed structure, why didn't you" slam" then?

Love isn't always enough. If you're sure you don't have what it takes to be with an overly jealous and possessive partner(which is what your gf is), now would be a good time to walk.

Oh he's also a model? Our President is a man of many talents oh.
Photographer : Mr. President say "cheese"!
Mr. President : C H A N G E!

Bad daughter ! Don't you know you're supposed to choose sides. Yes your mum's. Daddy has betrayed mummy. So shun the ceremony and keep malice with dad. Or isn't that what "some" ladies would do?

You don't mean it. Is that so?

House of Rep members are born. Not made. Check above for picture proof n below!

Photoshop

Some times I wonder if this country is cursed!

Lean on that chair n wake up in Heaven!

That's an auxiliary nurse, trained by doctors. That's no licensed and registered nurse.

Husband : sweet heart I can explain. The waitress just came in with the food I ordered. So I pleaded with her to help me take a shot for my darling wife. Here the waitresses appear in just their undies.

Wife :........ Speechless.......

Nollywood native doctor relaxing in his shrine.

gformula:
I need advice to know what to do. I'm afflicted with a strange ailments that has not responded to medical treatment.
I'm in a Church seeking spiritual healing. My mother just discovered that my best friend is now parading herself as my kids mom and my husband's wife.
She now goes to my children School as my children step mother.

Op the one behind your ailment has been revealed to you (allegedly) . She can't wait for you to pass on so she can take over your duties as wife and mother. Do the needful.

Denn:
Hello

I have a very active but obedient Alsatian Dog.

After feeding it this morning, and feeding myself, i decided to record a short video of it following some commands even when tempted.

Happy viewing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eugXrEBW-C8

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese get Morgan a collar. He's too cute not to have 1. Thanks

Mummy's boy @ d man

It's allowed jare. If you're not happy with your original contents, simply empty yourself off and replace with your desired content. Lol

When them no see girl wey go allow dem do, them go come nairaland come find who them go deceive. Mtcheeeew

The 3rd phone from the upper left should be the one he uses for amebo. And the S5 is what he uses to clap back at Davido on Instagram.

ernesty20:
Na lie.. How can u bury a grown up lady like that without her shouting and struggling to get out?

By using Charms!

End time boyfriend.

Was in my sister's room relaxing(thankfully she was away in school) . Suddenly, Mummy screamed, "Jesus", from her and dad's room. I jumped up from the bed to go see what the matter was. Then I stood dead still. What had made me stop? A huge dude with a long riffle just passed by the door(his partner was already in my parent's room. Hence her scream) . He walked by just as I was about getting out. He couldn't see me cos my sister's room was dark but the corridor light was switched on. So I could see him. But him, not me . Having seen that long gun, I quietly retraced my steps back into the room and straight under the bed. My heart pounding heavily. From my hideout, I heard my mum begging dad to,"please give them the money " . Few seconds later, one left but the other strolled into my sister's room where unfortunately I was hiding under the bed. You can only imagine what I must have gone through under that bed. Then he walked out again. They left. The operation was successful. I came out from my hideout, rushed and locked the store door through which they had gained access into the house, then back to my parent's room. They had been locked inside. I unlocked the door to let them out. 300k was taken from my dad,his phone, my mum's phones and jewelleries etc. The police were involved. 2 months later my dad was called to the station. 5 boys were arrested. 1 confessed to being a part of the gang that robbed us. Further investigations revealed that one of the boys living with us then, left the gate and store door open for them, before coming into the house. No wonder he left 2 weeks after the robbery. Of course he was later arrested.

Microfinance bank I guess

Nigeria!