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I'd tap that (Zara). But I prefer Princess Margaret, the things I would do to her, rawwwwwr!

I once had s€x with a nun in my car showroom.

please i need help,i never dated a girl in my life because am shy and afraid of hearing NO pls somebody help.

Just be yourself dude, women can spot fakers a mile away and they appreciate men who aren't afraid to be themselves and who are confident and comfortable in their own skin. If you like a girl, just talk to her and make her laugh (women love that). Women are just people like us men, nothing to be afraid of. They have the same feelings and insecurities that we do. And if a woman turns you down if you try to get intimate with her, so what? It's not the end of the world, there are plenty more fish in the sea. I am 63 years old, and I still get turned down every once in a while. But do you think that stops me from pursuing (and getting) other women? HELL NO! So get out there and have some fun, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Don't get mad, GET EVEN! You should start dating other men and sleeping with them, just to annoy him!

Agreed! That's the only thing the English are good for anyway!

And that's what I love about them I've never actually been with a Nigerian woman (or man) before. It's something that I must do before I die.

Don't worry, it's ok to do what you're doing. You haven't done anything wrong. I once had sex with my wife's sister while she was out digging potatoes in the back garden. But I was completely strung out on heroin at the time, so I actually don't remember. It was when the pictures appeared on my wife's sister's Facebook page of us having sex that I knew I had done something terribly wrong without even realising it.

I have always preferred Irish lasses to the English. English lasses are a bunch of shyte to be honest, complete crap!

But English women will drop their knickers quicker than Irish women (the whole Irish Catholic shame of one's body is still quite prevalent here unfortunately). So the English are better if you're having a swingers night.

It's cool Cuddley, I was just having some 'banter' with you. I was never offended by you at all   And I do like Nigerians, we have a big Nigerian community here in Ireland. My pot dealer (from Lagos) calls me his 'Honorary Black Brother', so I think that means that he likes me (because I'm as white as a polar bear's ass).

What you need to do now is have one FINAL big orgy, before you settle down with this lady. Just to get the last of your urges out of your system for good. Make sure you have a group who are open minded too, you want this to be GOOD!

Thank you Pendo,
I appreciate your kind words and understanding.

Ok u would have just said you were describing your pant less fantasy. I was almost logging out because if we start interacting with mad people on the net, the next thing is for them to drop trash and waste at our doorsteps. I respect your sexuality then Wink Wink

Just because I like fat women that makes me mad? That's kind of prejudiced don't you think? Fat chicks need loving too you know.

My sincerest apologies Pendo, I thought by your username that you were male, as Pendo is an informal shortening of Pender (an Irish name for a male).

I am glad that you find my stories amusing, as we Irish always like to make fun of ourselves (even about our misfortunes). It's how we cope with our problems. I'm sure you have heard that we are famous for our sense of humour, well it is true (and we like to drink too)  

i wish not to have more dan a kid friend. Am not bothered if d first is a gal. Just need one biological kid and one adopted kid.

Ah I see. Well good relationships are built on honesty. So it's best to lay the cards on the table from the outset. If your spouse doesn't want the same thing, then I guess she is not the right woman for you.

Are sure you are not wearing her pants upside down on your head? What kind of sick talk is this? When did they start allowing surfing at the asylum, how the hell do the docs expect you to get well. Stainless steel cooking pot as in the pan under your sick bed that you pee in, when u mess it up your fat nurse spanks u with it. Mental ward addict.

I love fat nurses (and fat chicks in general), they can spank me all day long!

Jack.First sorry.thought it was comic really cz it sounded really funny.I mean the cat chicken and churchbell!! Undecided Well that is a serious issue you got there.If that is you on your profile then am sorry for all that pain. But use your experience to warn others about the dangers of that thing and don't despair.
If your soul and spirit are strong then your body will be.
I will not comment on that cannabis becz somebody close that I knew very well succumbed to its effects.It messed up his thyroid glands and his neck was soo swollen.I tried all I could to help him by taking him to doctors,psychiatrists but the withdrawal effects were too painful and he kept going back to it.eventually he died.It hurts me to this day.
Just keep you spirit strong.

Thank you Pendo, you are a man of principle and I respect that. I am very sorry to hear about your friend. Unfortunately cannabis does not alaways benefit those who use it. I compare it to alcohol, it can be a wonderful thing if used responsibly, however it can also be detrimental if abused.

I will light a candle to Saint Anthony in my local church for your friend and recite a decade of the Rosary for the repose of his soul.

I wish my wife would put some panties on! She is too old and fat to be walking around Galway city centre like she's 21 again with a skirt that's as short as a belt and her butt showing off to all the priests and farmers. And any time I bring up the subject she hits me with a stainless steel cooking pot!

Go on a date with him and see how you get on. You never know, he could be your knight in shining armour. But before you completely end it with your other boyfriend, make sure you have a good sexual chemistry with the new boyfriend first. If the sex isn't good, you will only ever be friends.

Glad to hear you are finding it beneficial Claremont. I am working hard as an independent TD (member of the Irish Parliament) to have it legalised in my constituency. I allow it to be smoked in my clubs in Galway, I just bribe the local police sergeant (who also smokes it, the f'n' hypocrite) to turn a blind eye.

I have done loads of stuff in my short life, but not cocaine. I might try it out someday though just to get the hang of it

I wouldn't advise it Claremont. It's wonderful at first, like any drug, but it only leads you on a road to ruin. In my humble opinion, I think you should stay away from drugs. Although cannabis is fine, I often smoke it to help sooth the pain of my arthritis so I can continue to play golf.

Can you just clarify one thing for me?
You wish to have a child with your partner, and then adopt another child?

I can assure you, it all happened. I have a collapsed nasal septum to prove it (from all the cocaine that I snorted). I basically have no nostrils now, jusy one big hole where they used to be. It's an awful burden. When I'm trying to eat my Cornflakes in the morning I need to hold a tissue under my nose to stop the snot from spilling into my breakfast.

I have not always been a faithful husband I have to admit. Being a successful businessman brings a lot of positive things into your life, but it also brings a lot of negative things too. After I made my first million, the power and wealth began to get to my head. Many a night was spent in the five star 'G' Hotel in Galway, guzzling champagne and snorting cocaine from the navels of prostitutes while my wife stayed at home looking after our eight young children. Thankfully, my local parish priest, Father Eoin McLove, made me see the error of my ways before it was too late and steered me in the right direction by introducing me to the teachings of my Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ. My business has flourished beyond my wildest dreams since I became clean and I have not looked back since. I will never again snort cocaine from the buttocks of a prostitute, it's completely WRONG! To thank Fr Eoin McLove, I bought him a rooster to fight and keep away the cats who were killing his chickens, and also a new church bell. I owe my life to him. Praise be to God!

Hello to my Nigerian fellow businessmen/women,
My name is Jack Potts, I am a successful car dealer and night club owner in the city of Galway on the west coast of Ireland. I am currently staking out the prospects and opportunities in the Nigerian market, as your country is one of the fastest growing markets in the African Union. I am simply dropping in to say hello and I hope to get talking to other entrepreneurs and swap ideas/stories about your great country and hopefully I may be able to share my own experience with budding entrepreneurs.

Thanks for reading and bye for now

Jack Potts

Potts Motors & Bars Ltd