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Jokes Etc / 16 Amazing Facts Just Discovered by Jacobite(m): 12:29pm On Dec 23, 2016
Some striking facts You May Not Have Come Across:

1. There is a town in Jamaica called ABEOKUTA shocked. It was founded by former slaves from present-day Ogun State who were brought to a plantation in that part of Jamaica.

2· The letter 'i' that Apple use (in their products iPhone, iPad, iMac, iPod) stands for "Interactive" cheesy.

3· Edward James Roye, the fifth president of Liberia, was of Igbo descent undecided.

4· President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest Head of State and the world’s second oldest Head of State. He was born in 1924 tongue.

5· The name"Nigeria" was coined by Flora Shaw kiss, the wife of Lord Lugard, Nigeria's Governor-General from 1914 to 1919.

6· There is a high school in Kingston, Jamaica named CALABAR High School , the capital of Cross River State.

7· Queen Elizabeth II is the only person who travels to any country without visa shocked.

8· Ebun House, located at 85 Odunfa Street, was the first three-story building built in Lagos cool. It was constructed in 1914.


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Our youths must know these facts. Please see if it's worth sharing

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Jokes Etc / Re: Top 10 Funny Posts About Mmm Crashing In Nigeria by Jacobite(m): 7:42pm On Dec 22, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Top 10 Funny Posts About Mmm Crashing In Nigeria by Jacobite(m): 6:33pm On Dec 22, 2016
Since the past few months now the name MMM has made headlines cool. Some people perceived MMM as one of the greatest fraud set to happen to Nigerians and probably teach her youths to be hard working instead of always searching the net on "how to make easy money online." embarassed

Well it saddens us that MMM has now froze some accounts in the hope to maintain the system and prevent it from collapsing shocked. Even at the turn of event MMM is still making headlines and leading posts on social medias with funny mimes grin, write-ups etc..

Here are some funny MMM Posts we have gathered, lolzzz cheesy.

Please Note this compilation is just for fun and never intended to mock/ridicule those who invested in the system tongue.

Also READ>>> [url]http://www.naijaflashcard.com/2016/12/top-8-funny-pictures-about-mmm-crashing.html
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TOP MMM FUNNY POSTS

1) I heard!!! When a participant called an MMM Guider to explain the situation at hand, he rejected being a guider and instead said, My brother, God is our Guider grin...

God is indeed our ultimate Guider

2) Ever since the news of MMM freezing accounts broke, I've been hearing different versions of the gist..
MMM has froze
MMM is freeze
MMM has frozed
MMM frozinged
MMM is frozing
MMM is freezering
Person even tell me say he hear say MMM is now in the freezer
Please epp me..which of these happened to my MMM? Has it frozered? undecided

3) Now when mmm done freeze hope ATM go dey free to use now ? angry

4) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GET BEFORE THE END THIS MONTH ?
i. House
ii. Car
iii. Wife
iv. Breakthrough
v. Money
vi. Success
vii. Children
viii. Husband
ix. Job
x. MMM unfreeze account
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GET BEFORE THE END THIS MONTH ?. sad

5) #MMM reopen pls
My friend is still
Unconscious cry

6) I was drinking Hollandia yoghurt wen someone called me to say Dat MMM Nigeria has been frozen. Oboy, D Hollandia started testing like Alomo bitters.

7) All boyfriends will be like, 'babe, I wanted to give you 100k this Christmas but MMM just freeze all withdrawal'. Even the ones that are not in MMM.... shocked

cool My guy use meetin contribution money take do MMM n year don almost end,dem don dey try him numba since last week switch off..#LMFAO

9) Any time i see ICE Block and remember about MMM been Frozen i start Crying cry

10) To Our MMM Brothers, Welcome home.
We, at Nairabet and Bet9ja, have really missed you guys.
You left without saying goodbye, and even left with our sisters.
We are so happy you're back.
Now, can we go and check the odds and act like nothing ever happened?
Thank you.
grin
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Education / Ten Things Every University Fresher In Nigeria Should Know by Jacobite(m): 6:12pm On Dec 22, 2016
AFTER BEING GIVEN ADMISSION WHAT IS NEXT

It is the dream of every youth to get admitted into a tertiary institution grin. This desire gets us to sit up for a while cool but getting admitted into these institutions should not be the end to our struggle angry.
Today we (at NFC) bring you Ten things a 100level University new intake should know and practice.

1) Your first year (100level) in school is the most important period of your stay. Hence, take caution in selecting your friends and cliques undecided. These friends will either make you or mare you.

2) Your first year (100level) is the best period to build a solid G.P for yourself as a new student smiley. Some reasons being; less complicated courses (Introduction Courses) are done during your first year (100 level), you are less engaged in school socio-political activities (these activities can pose to be a great distraction), first year (100 level) lecturers are more dedicated, patient and punctual.

3) Participate in all group projects and assignments. Often times test and examination questions are picked from assignments given.

4) Rent an apartment that is close to your campus; Sometimes you may be totally out of cash and trekking down to class may be the only option available shocked. Renting a house that is a stone throw from school will save you unnecessary wastage of money on transportation.

5) Ensure you equip yourself with all study materials (textbooks, handout etc). some lecturers give extra marks if you buy their textbooks.

6) Endeavour to attend all lectures; be punctual and attentive lipsrsealed. Attendance record may be taken unexpectedly, this fetch additional marks for the lucky few.

7) Get a reading partner or group in your department. your reading group should be different from your casual friends, it should be of mixed gender, members of the reading group should take turn to teach and make the class as interactive as possible cheesy.

cool Map out your personal study time and habit to constant stick with it. It is bad habit to constantly adjust your reading time to suit your personal activities rather your personal activities should be adjusted to suit your study time embarassed.

9) Take all assignments, quiz and test serious wink.

10) Study all past questions but do not rely on them alone, read your textbooks and notes as well.

Thanks for reading cheesy. Wishing you a happy stay in school. Cheers!!!
source: http://www.naijaflashcard.com/2016/10/ten-things-every-university-fresher-in.html
Remember to always visit http://www.naijaflashcard.com for great gists cool

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Education / Re: Adekunle Ajasin University,Akungba 2016/2017 Admission Process Thread. by Jacobite(m): 12:32am On Apr 16, 2016
Pls I nid more info abt aaua D.E..... What are the processes involved, when wil the form be out and if past questions are available.. Morealso aw much is the form, school fees for accountancy And is accountancy accredited in aau. Pls all info will be appreciated.... 07066501946 is my whatsapp number u can drop urs pls. Olola4 talk to me
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Jacobite(m): 4:20pm On Jun 26, 2013
[color=#550000][/color] im in 4 delsu, i chose bus admin. my email is olaugustine@gmail.com pls bro i nid it.

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