Ifyx: hmmm
ah hope itz genuine o,could u pls send it to ma e-mail account: ifyoluwafemi@yahoo.com or u could gimme d download link

FrancisTony:

Thank you the prettiest Madame.

PrinceCEE: the best thing is to go to the bank and report to them so that they'll help u look for the copy of ur slip which u kept in the bank as an evidence of payment

treasuregr8:

Sorry dear.

Ifyx: eeyah,dnt let d loss decelerate ur prep towards d putme

DrHesjay: Maybe u shld go back to the bank where u paid.... They wl b able to do something abt it... Jst calm it.
Btw, what course did u put in for?

PrinceCEE: are u cwious

Dopeyomi: Ok..

Dopeyomi: ayaff open page 36




ma if i start calling names n0w ehn!
Lemme just stay mute abt it

Ifyx: u want make dem strip me unclad & flog ma lyf...God dey

Dopeyomi: na ch0irs dey c0llect am 4 our hand o!!!

Dopeyomi: ma is Nairaland the only social netty u use?

Dopeyomi: ma is Nairaland the only social netty u use?

Ifyx: lmao
ama giv u ma list wen we meet one-on-one

Dopeyomi: Senior pastor: our daddy in the Lord Bishop,Reverened,Pastor,Engineer,BSC,,HND,ND,NCE,'HIV',-holder sir PrinceCee


junior pastor: Vip,hip,hop,Msc,DPO,BSC e.t.c his royal highness pastor ifyx..


Our choirs: our chief ch0ir.. Ch0ir mistress.. In pers0n of Miss Kumpharm..
Ch0irs;treasuregr8t,bukkiminat,jacyz. E.t.c our magical,euphorical,mesmerical,hypnotizerical, nd chemical singers..

ELDERS: Elder FrancisTony,Elder Fembleez1,Elder Taiocol.. e.t.c..


Deac0n: maxelf Deacon Dopeyomi..


We need 'Deaconess'es'.. Pls apply by sending the total of 700k to pastor ifyx account..
Then we'l n0w process it to pastor's account after taking our's


m0re choirs nd deaconess 're needed..

Plus we qet VIGIL tonight..

OUR NEW TREASURER iS MiSS TREASUREGR8T

SPINAHDO: Abeg,who don print him own form,coz my own no dy show my pix oooo................just wan know maybe na so this year own be.............abeg if you don print your tell what it looks like

Ifyx: u gatz wash it for us fah

Dopeyomi: Kindly go to a cyber cafe..
Then explain to the cyber cafe operator..
They will help u out..
Again itz n0t advisable to do it alone.. C0z ur passport photograph nd signature wuld be scanned..

Ifyx: wen u submit ur payment details,u'll b given ya user id nd password.. ur userid ez ya jamb reg no

Dopeyomi: FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE THAT HAV'NT REGISTERED..
I'v got a brief hint 'b0ut the post ume Registrati0n thingy..


FOR THOSE THAT 'RE N0T CLOSE TO U.I IBADAN..


The Intial thing to do is to locate first bank..
Then ask the security for teller or deposit slip after that fill the slip.. Account name: U.i admission process.. Fill the account number... Then u fill ur name nd surname then the amount u'r paying/depositing which is 3000.. Then date..

M0ve to the cashier for ur transaction... U wuld be qiven a copy of the slip nd a receipt for d transaction.. 0n the reciept u wil find ur pin..


Proceed to the cyber cafe.. Make sure u fill an offline template b4 uploading d stuff to avoid mistakes..
Ur signature and passport photograph wuld be scanned..
Then you fill ur bio-data,O' level details, nd ur UTME details..


I think thats okay

Ifyx: fillin in a fallback course means dat if u dont get up to ur course cutoff den u mite b given any of ya fallback courses...

There was a provision for dat last yr buh apparently,derz none dis year.

Ifyx: aiit
dnt let dose cafe peeps cheat u o

Ifyx: aiit
dnt let dose cafe peeps cheat u o

Ifyx:

Fembleez1:

Yap jacyz,........I filled mine already

Ifyx: u can use dat or UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN...d account number ez wat matters

Ifyx: u can use dat or UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN...d account number ez wat matters

Wuminity:
lol..... Ur eyes no c double, na waitin me 2 c for dere b dat o. Ifyx can u help us out with dis?