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Romance / Re: A MILF I Piped At The Office by jaeyking(m): 5:49pm On Nov 01, 2023
ifinger:


Because pusi is for fokn if Ur papa no get diknto FK em wife

And you type this
How u sound๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
Sports / Re: CAF Announces CAF Awards 2023 Nominees For Menโ€™s Categories by jaeyking(m): 12:35pm On Nov 01, 2023
cheesy we
Romance / Re: A MILF I Piped At The Office by jaeyking(m): 12:33pm On Nov 01, 2023
DaudaTheSexyGuy:


Na dem toto dey sweet pass grin

That toto you go dig am enter grave

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Romance / Re: A MILF I Piped At The Office by jaeyking(m): 9:59pm On Oct 31, 2023
How do guys get comfortable sleeping with someone's wife

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Romance / Re: Should l Leave A Business That Gives Me A Maximum Of 10k And Join Navy? by jaeyking(m): 12:20pm On Oct 30, 2023
If you get the navy job(federal govt ) with allowances

U no fit put person to continue the street job unless na illegal

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Romance / Re: Can You Imagine This Lame "Pick Up Line" by jaeyking(m): 5:21am On Oct 30, 2023
fyzaila:
I was in the keke going some where today in the afternoon, the guy beside me asked my name, i said Aisha, only for him to say "can i be your Buhari"? Laff wan kill me. He couldn't even settle my t fare when we reached bus stop. All this small small boys sef undecided undecided

So if he had settle your t fare

You would have given him a chance

Foolishness

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Romance / Re: Why I Can Never Catch H.i.V by jaeyking(m): 5:13am On Oct 30, 2023
KnowledgePower7:
I won't lie Sha... I've been bleeping raw most times.
I usually take 1 bechman ampiclux 3 days after raw sex. So far I haven't had any sign of STD or herpes.. Raw is bae

Antibiotics for a viral disease
Na wa ooo

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Celebrities / Re: Kelvin Power: The First Celebrity Bouncer In Nigeria. by jaeyking(m): 5:08am On Oct 30, 2023
This him weight I refuse to agree
Romance / Re: If A Woman Hit You, Destroy Her... by jaeyking(m): 12:37pm On Oct 29, 2023
undecided
I feel when a woman tried to assert dominance over a man and the man doesn't stop that dominance but rather cowers
He has lost his title

Asserting his dominance can come in many forms and not necessarily beating or laying hands on the woman

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Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Beats Neighbour To Death Over N4,500 In Ogun by jaeyking(m): 8:15am On Oct 29, 2023
oladipuposadeeq:
I no even sabi reach you na public school I go and I dey fly fence almost every week at the end I chop cane tire ๐Ÿ˜”

I don see my brother

Noise makers list our name dey always dey inside
TV/Movies / Re: Mathew Perry Is Dead, Drowns At 54 by jaeyking(m): 7:27am On Oct 29, 2023
; undecided
Culture / Re: Ado Ibrahim Of Ebiraland Is Dead by jaeyking(m): 7:16am On Oct 29, 2023
May his soul find rest.

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Ohinoyi Of Ebira Land Has Passed Away by jaeyking(m): 7:15am On Oct 29, 2023
The Ohinoyi has gone to be with the ancestors

May his soul find rest

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Culture / Re: King Of Ebiraland Has Died. by jaeyking(m): 7:11am On Oct 29, 2023
The ohinoyi has gone to be with the ancestors

May his soul find rest

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Romance / Re: "Nose-divers thread"(header's Be Warned) by jaeyking(m): 7:09am On Oct 29, 2023
codedgalaxy:
yes,
i agree with you, infact to be honest there is nothing special about it.
A'times i look at people who booast about how good they are in the heading game (ass-licking) and laugh,
Truth is there nothing outstanding about it , if you are good in bed, you are good,"centeris paribus'' .
Some may argue that, heading its what turns them on or makes them cum,but i say its a lie.
There are numerous erogeous spots all over the humans body, the problem is you havn't located your partner's own(center of gravity).

Funny enough you can't really make one cum by giving BJ
You go just suck tired
Even the head is same thing

Unfortunately, these are some of the side effects of porn

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Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Beats Neighbour To Death Over N4,500 In Ogun by jaeyking(m): 7:06am On Oct 29, 2023
oladipuposadeeq:
as you know one get sense I no say i sabi pass you I just wan tell you say manslaughter & murder no be the same thing na so you do from small any small thing wey dey try correct you they dey show off, get sense abeg, you do anyhow I locate you and send you back to Mogadishu misbehave make I deal with you how tilumbu is dealing with naija angry

I know say You sabi pass me
But you no fit recognise the conjunction "or"
For there๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Romance / Re: "Nose-divers thread"(header's Be Warned) by jaeyking(m): 11:55pm On Oct 28, 2023
Hmmm
If she doesn't rate you she won't ask for head

If he doesn't rate you, he won't ask for BJ

What is good for the goose is good for the gander

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Politics / Re: 5 Years Jail, N500,000 Fine For Rejecting Gunshot Victims by jaeyking(m): 11:53pm On Oct 28, 2023
Finally, with the influx of guns in the country

This is commendable

Save life first before police comes

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Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Beats Neighbour To Death Over N4,500 In Ogun by jaeyking(m): 11:41pm On Oct 28, 2023
oladipuposadeeq:
it's not man slaughter, it's 2nd degree murder

Shey your eye dey pain you
U know see where I put murder or manslaughter

All this over sabi
Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Beats Neighbour To Death Over N4,500 In Ogun by jaeyking(m): 4:27pm On Oct 28, 2023
Nobody will bother to know what led to the punch

He has committed either manslaughter or murder that is the verdict

Please try to avoid fight and quarrel
E no dey end well

No be everybody complete

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Technology Market / Re: Sony Xperia X Performance(just In) by jaeyking(m): 9:58am On Oct 27, 2023
Na this tin u wan sell 50k

U no get conscience

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Education / Re: How To Activate TETFUNDโ€™s BIMS For Tertiary Institution Students by jaeyking(m): 7:19am On Oct 27, 2023
What is actually the function and benefit of the above

Because I don read tired and I no understand

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Celebrities / Re: You Think Say Na Saliva Pouring Contest We Dey Do Here -verydarkman Vs Carter by jaeyking(m): 1:22pm On Oct 21, 2023
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Carter efe in the mud

So davido don be yardstick of measurement

We'll make dem do settle

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Iron Dome Runs Out Of Missiles For Its Batteries, US Can't Help by jaeyking(m): 9:36am On Oct 21, 2023
DomPerignon:



Whatever they have in stock will not last a week with a full on Hezbollah and Iranian attack.

Israel has a non existing Military Industrial Complex.

They rely heavily on US and EU industries for heavy artillery shells, JDAM glide bombs and other missile systems.


The US and NATO have run out of Ammo as they squandered everything on Ukraine.

Germany that would have stepped up arms production is on a road to permanent deindustrialization owing to US meddling that sees it's NATO ally as a competitor and have done everything to destroy Germany's industrial base.


America's industry is rotting away and in its place is a financial liquidity digital service based economy that priotises P0rn and narcistic digital companies.




Let's see how it plays out

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Iron Dome Runs Out Of Missiles For Its Batteries, US Can't Help by jaeyking(m): 9:28am On Oct 21, 2023
You speak of iron Dome like it's the only air defence possessed by Israel

You have not heard of David's sling, arrow 1,2,3 and they provide wider coverage than iron dome

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Education / Re: Kaduna: Principal, Others allegedly Brutalise Student To Death (Disturbing photo by jaeyking(m): 9:15am On Oct 21, 2023
undecided
There should be a limit to how you flog a child

As a teacher, you have to be careful not every student is healthy before you put yourself into trouble.

With this economy, some students barely eat
Before coming to school and have one ailment or the other.

Also

govt Boarding houses have been known to harbor bullies who are hailed as seniors

I hope all involved are arrested and sentenced for MURDER

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Al Jazeera Shut Down In Israel by jaeyking(m): 9:11am On Oct 21, 2023
sad
Al Jazeera is owned by Qatar and they have no diplomatic ties with Israel

So expect their news to be quite aggressive towards israel

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Career / Re: Help Me Out With This Logical Question. by jaeyking(m): 10:50pm On Oct 20, 2023
Suggestion one
Spread the 10k on 5 sure 2 odds

Secondly buy bags of pure water and and locate where masonry and builders works and resell to make profit

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Nairaland / General / Re: I'm 19 Is It Advisable To Join Meeting Or Contribution With People? by jaeyking(m): 10:46pm On Oct 20, 2023
If it's a well registered corporative
It's not a bad idea
Phones / Re: Vivo Y16 Phone Frustrating My Life. by jaeyking(m): 8:16pm On Oct 13, 2023
Na u install rubbish.
Vivo brand is premium

Hard reset your phone and stop install stupid apps

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Crime / Re: Man Hacks Girlfriend With Machete For Breaking Up With Him(Graphics Photos) by jaeyking(m): 7:14am On Oct 11, 2023
Na wa oo

One who is at peace with his emotions have conquered 50% of his problem

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Romance / Re: First To Solve This Simple Maths Problem Gets 5k From Me by jaeyking(m): 3:04pm On Oct 09, 2023
turmacs:
drop your account number

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