₦airaland Forum

*PHP BASED DESIGN PROJECTS AVAILABLE*

1. Employee Leave management system
2. Online invoice generation
3. Online Course Registration
4. Attendance / Payroll Management System
5. Dynamic News Portal where you can comment as well
6. School Management System
7. Matrimonial Management System
8. Group Chat
9. Online Certificate Generation
10. Online Examination System
11. Chat System
12. E-Commerce Software to generate Discount Code
13. Sending Activation link to Email
14. Login Registration in PHP MySql
15. Crud Operations in PHP MySql
16. Online Shopping Cart
17. Online Voting System
18. Macromedia Dreamweaver with Life Time Serial Key
19. Result Management System in PHP MySql
20 Farm Management System
21. Real Estate
22. Online Banking System
23. Car Rental System
24. Create Connection in PHP MySql
25. Landing Pages
26 How to Export to XL Files
27. How to send emails in PHP
28. Comment Like Facebook Style
29. Generate in Self Captch in PHP Mysql JavaScript

Whatsapp: +2348186692857

*PHP BASED DESIGN PROJECTS AVAILABLE*

1. Employee Leave management system
2. Online invoice generation
3. Online Course Registration
4. Attendance / Payroll Management System
5. Dynamic News Portal where you can comment as well
6. School Management System
7. Matrimonial Management System
8. Group Chat
9. Online Certificate Generation
10. Online Examination System
11. Chat System
12. E-Commerce Software to generate Discount Code
13. Sending Activation link to Email
14. Login Registration in PHP MySql
15. Crud Operations in PHP MySql
16. Online Shopping Cart
17. Online Voting System
18. Macromedia Dreamweaver with Life Time Serial Key
19. Result Management System in PHP MySql
20 Farm Management System
21. Real Estate
22. Online Banking System
23. Car Rental System
24. Create Connection in PHP MySql
25. Landing Pages
26 How to Export to XL Files
27. How to send emails in PHP
28. Comment Like Facebook Style
29. Generate in Self Captch in PHP Mysql JavaScript

Whatsapp: +2348186692857

*PHP BASED DESIGN PROJECTS AVAILABLE*

1. Employee Leave management system
2. Online invoice generation
3. Online Course Registration
4. Attendance / Payroll Management System
5. Dynamic News Portal where you can comment as well
6. School Management System
7. Matrimonial Management System
8. Group Chat
9. Online Certificate Generation
10. Online Examination System
11. Chat System
12. E-Commerce Software to generate Discount Code
13. Sending Activation link to Email
14. Login Registration in PHP MySql
15. Crud Operations in PHP MySql
16. Online Shopping Cart
17. Online Voting System
18. Macromedia Dreamweaver with Life Time Serial Key
19. Result Management System in PHP MySql
20 Farm Management System
21. Real Estate
22. Online Banking System
23. Car Rental System
24. Create Connection in PHP MySql
25. Landing Pages
26 How to Export to XL Files
27. How to send emails in PHP
28. Comment Like Facebook Style
29. Generate in Self Captch in PHP Mysql JavaScript

Whatsapp: +2348186692857

wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail">http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32420797698.html?productId=32420797698&productId=32420797698&productSubject=New-2015-men-women-hoodies-3d-eminem-just-do-it-pigalle-print-sweatshirt-hip-hop-tracksuit&productSubject=New-2015-men-women-hoodies-3d-eminem-just-do-it-pigalle-print-sweatshirt-hip-hop-tracksuit&tracelog=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail Color: ivory size: large
wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail">http://m.aliexpress.com/item/2024603196.html?productId=2024603196&productId=2024603196&productSubject=Promotional-Discounts-New-Lightweight-Breathable-Mesh-Of-Men-Casual-Shoes-Sneakers-Adult-Sports-Shoes-Men-s&productSubject=Promotional-Discounts-New-Lightweight-Breathable-Mesh-Of-Men-Casual-Shoes-Sneakers-Adult-Sports-Shoes-Men-s&tracelog=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail color: black size: 11
wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail">http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32388623336.html?productId=32388623336&productId=32388623336&s=p&productSubject=Free-shipping-Men-s-brand-hooded-solid-fashion-hooded-hoodie-track-suit-men-s-wool-male&productSubject=Free-shipping-Men-s-brand-hooded-solid-fashion-hooded-hoodie-track-suit-men-s-wool-male&tracelog=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail color: light grey size: large
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Relogio-DZ-7313-Watch-Military-Wrist-Quartz-mens-watches-top-brand-luxury-Male-Clock/32394485556.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-arrival-Eminem-favorite-high-quality-copper-pendant-jewelry-necklace-men-s-hip-hop-jewelry/1485904590.html
wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail">http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32348620436.html?productId=32348620436&productId=32348620436&productSubject=Lovers-White-Sneakers-2015-Newest-Classic-Aires-For-Fashionable-Men-And-Women-Forces-1-Casual-Sport&productSubject=Lovers-White-Sneakers-2015-Newest-Classic-Aires-For-Fashionable-Men-And-Women-Forces-1-Casual-Sport&tracelog=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail color: white size: 11
wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail">http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32351079534.html?productId=32351079534&productId=32351079534&productSubject=Size-5-11-POLO-brand-women-fashion-sneaker-Top-quality-2015-new-summer-women-shoes&productSubject=Size-5-11-POLO-brand-women-fashion-sneaker-Top-quality-2015-new-summer-women-shoes&tracelog=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail size: 10

Whoa! Record? Check out this new single, an upcoming nigerian boy spits over 1k words in 5minits ...watch video;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6WV7NZyn6k ¶¶ download link; http://picosong.com/XySz

Yo! I made a rap song in AutoRap by Smule, and it's awesome. Listen to it here: http://www.smule.com/p/331498041_105389170 Yo! I made a rap song in AutoRap by Smule, and it's awesome. Listen to it here: http://www.smule.com/p/331498041_105389027

Hey Guys dnt know what's wrong just logd in to ma portal saw different course entirely... Industrial chemistry? and i ve finished the course reg since 3weeks now..

Rashdimuh:
Its dem no know ft willicino

ŦҤλ₦κ$ $Ø MU₡Ҥ

Hey pls what's the title of jhybo hit song that goes like this 'when I say jhybo u say rass, rass, sth o dabi igo maltex, thanks

thanks so much ajibo

pls guys I lost contact with the song it reigned around 2011/2012 all I could remember is lele lele o lele lekelemo soji main....pls who sang it

usernamez:
Hello rummies...Pls is there any ex-remedian student in d house? I want to ask about how d program is run-in nd something about d fee+how d payment is done..

1.Do dey offer
architecture through d programme
nd which engineer course do dey
offer through it?
2.If someone from other state apart from
d catchment area like osun,ogun,lagos
etc obtain d form, will he be consider for
admission?
3.How much is d total fee,when nd how is its payment?
Hello rummies...Pls is there any ex-remedian
student in d house? I want to ask about how d
program is run-in nd something about d fee+how
d payment is done..
1.Do dey offer
architecture through d programme
nd which engineer course do dey
offer through it?
2.If someone from other state apart from
d catchment area like osun,ogun,lagos
etc obtain d form, will he be consider for
admission?
3.How much is d total fee,when nd how is its
payment?
4. When will someone that do d remedial program
resume? nd will dey resume with d 2014/15 section?
#thanks

1.depends on how good your 'o' level is B's A's 2.u must know someone him hard pass normal admission sef 3.like 98k 4.March 5.

excellence44:
if it were jewish only, i will not bother. but that sign is demonic as it is illuminati.

modified.

And some Christians are happy not knowing that the devil has always being a lier. pls show me proof in ur bible where the star of David was mentioned.

http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n2223.cfm

more over, who told there are no satanists jews.

Hey what's the difference btw Satan and Islam? even it's worse gan sef

anyone knw wer Ra3/A6 in faculty of art?

Call me a bastard if u no laugh part 7: THE SECURED INTERVIEW
There was a student who was desirous of taking
admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written
test, a GD and was to appear for the personal
interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the
interviewer found this boy to be bright since he
could answer all the questions correctly. The
interviewer got impatient and decided to corner
the boy.
“Tell me your choice;” said he to the boy,
“What’s your choice: I shall either ask you ten
easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well
before you make up your mind.”
The boy thought for a while and said, “My choice
is ONE real difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own
choice!” said the man on the opposite side. Tell
me: What comes first, Day or Night?”
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while
and said: “It’s the DAY, sir.”
“How?” the interviewer was smiling (“At
last, I got you!” he said to himself.)
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask
me a SECOND difficult question!”
Admission for the course was thus secured.Like https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=571339816293605&_rdr

According to Real Madrid players,
Cristiano Ronaldo uses the nickname
'motherfucker' for Lionel Messi behind
closed doors.

Call me a bastard If u no laugh part5:SMART CHINESE MAN
Before going to Europe on business, a Chinese
man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New
York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of
$5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests
collateral.
“Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,”
the Chinese man says.
The loan officer promptly has the car driven into
the bank’s underground parking for safe keeping
and gives the man the $5,000.
Two weeks later, the Chinese man walks through
the bank’s doors and asks to settle up his loan
and get his car back.
“That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in
interest,” the loan officer says.
The Chinese man writes out a check and starts
to walk away.
“Wait, sir,” the loan officer says. “You are a
millionaire. Why in the world would you need to
borrow $5,000?”
The Chinese man smiles, “Where else could I
find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in
Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40? https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=571339816293605&_rdr

daymond:
thanks mate, i sure did IT, but i don't undstand where it comes in. Pls explain, and by "partially", did u mean nt having biology is a disadvantage? Lastly, which question was that, i mean is it something i shud be worried abt? Thanks

Oh. that then makes ND 3Yrs? Yeah at disadvantage... wat school though?

daymond:
Shoutouts to all the soon-to-be students of Unilorin. Pls, i'm a Direct Entry candidate, i studied Computer Engineering @ ND level and
1. Wud Unilorin offer admission into comp science with a cgpa of 3.48?
2. I heard Unilorin consider ur previous skul, skul of ND, and i finished in a school nt very well recognized. On a scale of 1-10, i'll say 3, is there any hope?
3. My 0'level exclude biology and economics, rest are good, i hope that's nt a problem?

Thanks so much. I'll await ur response.

Bro u partially good to go Cos of dat biology, then I av a question after the second year exam, did u do any IT?

call me a bastard if u no laugh part 4: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had
a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved
them but unfortunately they had always had a
very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in
love. When it became apparent that they would
marry she thought to herself, ” He is such a
sweet and gentleman , he would never go for this
carrying on.” So she made the supreme sacrifice
and gave up beans.
Some months later her car broke down on the
way home from work. Since she lived in the
country she called her husband and told him that
she would be late because she had to walk
home. On her way she passed a small diner and
the odor of the baked beans was more than she
could stand.Since she still had miles to walk, she
figured that she would walk off any ill effects by
the time she reached home. So, she stopped at
the diner and before she knew it, she had
consumed three large orders of baked beans. All
the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving
home she felt reasonably sure she could control
it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and
exclaimed delightedly, “Darling, I have a surprise
for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded her and
led her to her chair at the table. She seated
herself and just as he was about to remove the
blindfold from his wife,the telephone rang. He
made her promise not to touch the blindfold until
he returned. He then went to answer the phone.
The baked beans she had consumed were still
affecting her and the pressure was becoming
almost unbearable, so while her husband was
out of the room she seized the opportunity,
shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was
not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck
running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill.
She took her napkin and fanned the air around
her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other
cheek and ripped three more, which reminded
her of cooked cabbage. Keeping herears tuned
to the conversation in the other room, she went
on like this for another ten minutes. When the
phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom,
she fanned the air a few more times with her
napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands
upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was
the picture of innocence when her husband
returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked
her if she peeked, and she assured him that she
had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold,
and she was surprised!!
There were twelve dinner guests seated around
the table to wish her a “Happy Birthday”!!!
DO NOT HIT ME LIKE THAT
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to
the patrons,
“Here’s a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and
place my genitals inside. The gator will close his
mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll
remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone
buys me drinks.”
The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and
puts his privates in the gator’s mouth. Gator
closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a
beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its
head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his
genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks.
Then he says:”I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing
to give it a try.”
After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the
bar. It’s a woman.
“I’ll give it a try,” she says, “but you have to
promise not to hit me on the head with the beer
bottle.”
. LIKE THIS PAGE TO GET MORE INTERESTING ONES https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?v=timeline&filter=1&page=1&sectionLoadingID=m_timeline_loading_div_1417420799_0_36_1&timeend=1417420799&timestart=0&tm=AQCORZapNm6TK12e&id=571339816293605&refid=17

bukie26:
Hi. Pls is there anyone in this thread who did remedial or has details on the remedial programme? If so, Pls I need answers to the followin questions
1. I saw on their site that "candidates who write the 2014/2015 jamb with relevant subject combination to any programme in either arts or science and must obtain the mininmum pass mark approved by the fed govt" so does it mean that any1 who wants to reg 4 d remedial programme must get at least 180 in 2014/2015 jamb before admission can be granted into the programme? What if the candidate did not write 2014/2015 jamb will admission be granted into the programme I.e for session 2014/2015.
2. What is the advantage of going for the remedialy programme for someone that wants to study medicine?
3. What is the range or the estimated fee for the remedial programme?
4. Since reg is closing dec 10, what is the likely date for resumption of the remedial programme?
Thanks!

1.yes u must score at least 180 2.u might not be offered medicine, ur score depends on how good ur olevel is 3.70-85 4.March

Kamaye:
what phone is this?

innjoo i1s

got this today from Lstar.. like always intact and most importantly fast.. thanks Bro

in naija YAHOOZEY IS the greatest

Mention: Not too expensive

you kidding right? the phone is 900pounds