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PoliticsRe: We All Know Who Won The Edo Election - Peter Obi Criticizes APC by jamafa: 6:53am On May 08, 2025
Guyman02:
PDP won the Edo election just like SDP won the Kogi election but let's pretend that APC won it because INEC said so and the judiciary concurred, this is why everyone is decamping to APC to guarantee their position knowing that it doesn't matter whom the people voted for but who is declared winner by APC controlled INEC
SDP?? 😂

You are a joker 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Arsenal: UCL Semi Finals (2 - 1) On 7th May 2025 by jamafa: 11:05pm On May 07, 2025
arantess:
So is world war 2
Student: Good day, sir. I am SSO. I would like to check my Artificial Intelligence (CMP215) score.

Lecturer: What’s your matric number?

Student: FAN/ARS/00

Lecturer: You Arsenaled my course!

Student: Crying I didn’t even get a pass mark??

Lecturer: No, you Arsenaled it woefully!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Arsenal: UCL Semi Finals (2 - 1) On 7th May 2025 by jamafa: 11:00pm On May 07, 2025
TooWise:
Beating Madrid is an achievement for us Arsenal
Student: Good day, sir. I am SSO. I would like to check my Artificial Intelligence (CMP215) score.

Lecturer: What’s your matric number?

Student: FAN/ARS/00

Lecturer: You Arsenaled my course!

Student: Crying I didn’t even get a pass mark??

Lecturer: No, you Arsenaled it woefully!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Arsenal: UCL Semi Finals (2 - 1) On 7th May 2025 by jamafa: 10:59pm On May 07, 2025
press9jatv:
Victories for Arsenal in the second leg
Student: Good day, sir. I am SSO. I would like to check my Artificial Intelligence (CMP215) score.

Lecturer: What’s your matric number?

Student: FAN/ARS/00

Lecturer: You Arsenaled my course!

Student: Crying I didn’t even get a pass mark??

Lecturer: No, you Arsenaled it woefully!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Arsenal: UCL Semi Finals (2 - 1) On 7th May 2025 by jamafa: 10:32pm On May 07, 2025
SonOfWords:
Like say them kpai person for pitch grin.

Referee should blow this thing and put "Almost FC" out of their misery abeg!
Student: Good day, sir. I am SSO. I would like to check my Artificial Intelligence (CMP215) score.

Lecturer: What’s your matric number?

Student: FAN/ARS/00

Lecturer: You Arsenaled my course!

Student: Crying I didn’t even get a pass mark??

Lecturer: No, you Arsenaled it woefully!

😂 😅
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Arsenal: UCL Semi Finals (2 - 1) On 7th May 2025 by jamafa: 10:32pm On May 07, 2025
Omooba77:
All to play for in Paris.....
COYG......
Student: Good day, sir. I am SSO. I would like to check my Artificial Intelligence (CMP215) score.

Lecturer: What’s your matric number?

Student: FAN/ARS/00

Lecturer: You Arsenaled my course!

Student: Crying I didn’t even get a pass mark??

Lecturer: No, you Arsenaled it woefully!

😂 😂
PoliticsRe: APC Celebrates As Senator Kawu From NNPP Joins APC by jamafa: 8:35pm On May 07, 2025
LegendHero:
Now it is formal.

We are expecting our new signee, Rabiu Kwakwanso soon.

Medicals nearly complete.

God bless PDAPCNNPPGALP.
Why is no one joining Peter Obi??
PoliticsRe: EFCC Quizzes AY Makun Over Naira Abuse by jamafa: 6:48pm On May 07, 2025
D00msDay:
EFCC has lost focus since 2015. So Naira abuse has bcom wat they were solely created for? Naira Abuse and Yahoo. No more going after corrupt aka APC politicians and public office holders. Ok oo.
So nah only APC govern corrupt??

APC never Bayelsa, Anambra, Enugu e.t.c

What's the development in those states

Abi what has thier respective governors done with the tax payer money??
PoliticsRe: Official Commissioning Of New Anambra State Government House Tomorrow (pictures) by jamafa: 6:05pm On May 07, 2025
yarimo:
NGIGE, OBIANO all did great as governors of Anambra state, now SOLUDO is doing great.
Obi nko?? 😂🤣
PoliticsRe: DSS Detains Atiku Isah In Hospital After Accusing Seyi Tinubu Of ₦100M Bribe by jamafa: 4:28pm On May 07, 2025
PlanetZero:
Military era is back guys. Tinubu always pretend like a true democratic....he was always helping people with lawyers and forefront of protest against government everytime etc

Tinubu is not what you think he is. The man just hide in aso rock. Only agberos and paid apc agent think otherwise

Why silencing voices while at the same time suffering the masses. Who does that?

Ask yourself if dss are this very good. How are they not easily foiling the works of the terrorists they called bandits and incessant kidnapping operation.

The most annoying thing is seeing a typical nigerian celebrating his oppressors

Who do us Like this? Set of gullible people
Nah Tinubu arrest am??

Let him defend himself nah

He will be free if he can defend himself
PoliticsRe: DSS Detains Atiku Isah In Hospital After Accusing Seyi Tinubu Of ₦100M Bribe by jamafa: 4:26pm On May 07, 2025
goodnessme1:
This is one of the reasons APC government is using EFCC playing game with VDM, they make small minded Nigerians forget about real national issues and discussing staged manage shows.


Another reason is because of current Mazi Nnamdi Kanu case.
Brother! Let Abubakar defend himself. If he can, he would be free.
BusinessRe: Meet The Real Old Money: 10 Nigerians Who Made Their Fortune Before 1960 by jamafa: 11:54am On May 07, 2025
ogaemma:
Men of genuine hard work.
No suspicion of blood money or corrupt government loot in their hands.
Good old days when hard work pays.
Rest in Peace to all of them.
How U tey know??

U think nah now corruption started??
PoliticsRe: FG Kicks As Pat Utomi Forms 'Big Tent Coalition Shadow Government' by jamafa: 9:39am On May 07, 2025
malali:
The Tinubu government is overwhelmed and disengaged. For two years, Nigerians have warned of a healthcare collapse as doctors flee in droves. The response? Deafening silence—and private jets to France whenever the president feels ill.

If Macron couldn’t retain doctors in France, would Tinubu still have a hospital to run to? No.

Nigeria is becoming a healthcare desert, and yet nothing—no incentives, no reforms—has been rolled out to retain medical professionals.

It’s time for a Shadow Government—a real think tank of experts, doctors, policy strategists, and economists—to operate independently, designing actual solutions. We cannot wait for Abuja to save us. Nigeria’s pulse is weak.

Wake up or bleed out.
Nah today doctors dey flee??
PoliticsRe: Customs Begins Digital Currency Declaration At Abuja Airport by jamafa: 6:36am On May 07, 2025
PlanetZero:
Apc just worst and criminals with power. Simple
APC is better than PDP.

PDP started the corruption. Just that we dey quick forget things in this country
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Inter Milan Vs Barcelona: UCL Semi Finals (4 - 3) On 6th May 2025 by jamafa: 12:23am On May 07, 2025
wiseone28:
Barca go vex dismantle them on weekend
Barcelona go vex play the match 😂

Madrid ti daran o
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Godfrey Okoye University Teaching Hospital, Donates 20 Million by jamafa: 9:19pm On May 06, 2025
PresidObi:
And tomorrow you will tell me how young people will not love this man of high integrity and philanthropy to be their president instead of one bulaba that is resting in France since the past 5 weeks grin
When did he start doing give away??

No b because of election em start??
TravelRe: UK To Restrict Visa Applications From Nigeria, Pakistan by jamafa: 4:26pm On May 06, 2025
AmalaAtiEwedu:
Tinubu will make Nigeria great again cool cool cool
Nigerians av seen Japa as an escape route for a long time.

Nigerians have been travelling for a greener pasture for a long period of time.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Muhammed Kabir Sa’ad, Kaduna Content Creator by jamafa: 3:52pm On May 06, 2025
vonnelixir:
I dunno but this efcc shld be scrapped. They are only used as tools by politicians and they target unimportant things and leave thieves thriving more in the economy
It was PDP that created it.
PoliticsRe: Speaker, All 21 PDP Members In Delta House Of Assembly Dump PDP, Defect To APC by jamafa: 3:49pm On May 06, 2025
Karlman:
The most ironic aspect of it all is that I found some people celebrating this decamp like it's a good thing for Nigeria when in reality it's the end of our democracy.
Tinubu is deliberately buying over members of other parties in order to kill opposition and this is a man who claimed to be a democrat before he came to power by all means.
Obasanjo did more than DX

In 2003.

Dey dem still can't election votes, dem don announce results Winner 🏆 on TV 😂
PoliticsRe: My Story On VDM Is Not Fake - Rufai Replies EFCC by jamafa: 7:14am On May 06, 2025
mycar:
APC supporters are shameless and very cheap
Nah APC arrest am??

When APC become security agency? 😂
PoliticsRe: Leave Seyi Tinubu, Talk About Your Son, Omokri Tells Obi by jamafa: 11:50pm On May 05, 2025
HeatSeeker:
The same Sanwo-Olu that codedly supported Obi in the last elections? 🤣
At last, everything went in Tinubu's favour 😂

E shock you ??
PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu At The Wedding Reception Of Gov Radda’s Daughter In Katsina by jamafa: 11:36pm On May 05, 2025
spiSeyi:
Mother ruled & looted, Sister is ruling & looting Lag marketgrin , Father is ruling & looting Nigeria. Seyi wan do his own too. But I can assure you that after PBAT 1 term in office this family will become totally political irrelevant and I see Lagos breaking APC jinx in 2027
Lagos nah Ur papa state??

Ur state wey dem no loot, where e dey??

What's the development in your state??
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria First": Tinubu To Sign Executive Order Prioritising Local Industries by jamafa: 10:00pm On May 05, 2025
SmartPolician:
I hope the order will ban some people from travelling to France for regular medical checkups
If Obi sick nah Nigeria hospital e dey treat himself??

U people ann hatred ehn
PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu At The Wedding Reception Of Gov Radda’s Daughter In Katsina by jamafa: 9:57pm On May 05, 2025
BafanaBafana:
The guy is doing well in running his father's criminal empire. I just hope Seyi is his real son because the Tinubu we know stole everything his owns today.
Thank God. He was never a governor in Biafra land.

U people and hatred ehn
CrimeRe: Moment BRT Driver, Andrew Nice Was Dragged Out After Sentencing (Video) by jamafa: 7:20pm On May 05, 2025
yahoodetector:
Which one is Andrew "Nice"...Una don change him name abi?



Why are you denying someone from the same tribe with you? grin grin grin
See em head nah

We know that tribe with that kind of head 😂
BusinessRe: ‘The Market Looks Weird’ — Ajebo Girl Tells Mom On First Market Visit (Photos) by jamafa: 6:07pm On May 05, 2025
PrivateSeal:
Spoilt brat

No be Ur mama & papa steal d destiny of the people in the market
Shey U think nah everybody gets money from fraudulent act??
EducationRe: UNN Staff Caught Charging Students ₦16k Each For Admission Clearance by jamafa: 6:02pm On May 05, 2025
Doxy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AeO_6LeHQQ?si=tjkpQpCLoFy2AD_P

A staff of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) has been caught on video allegedly collecting ₦16,000 in cash from new students for admission clearance.
People from that side, too like money 😂
CelebritiesRe: Why We Arrested Verydarkman- EFCC by jamafa: 5:54pm On May 05, 2025
MadamVanessa:
To a Yaariibaaaandittt kidnapped means arrest. Is like Yaariibaaaandittts have a different dictionary from the rest of the world.
😂

Nah from east I first hear kidnapping.


I was very young then


Now it's rampage everywhere
CelebritiesRe: Why We Arrested Verydarkman- EFCC by jamafa: 5:51pm On May 05, 2025
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Arrest ke

You fóols didn't arrest VDM, you kidnapped the young man. Everything APC robot clowns here will likened it to what is obtainable in USA
. I think this is exact way SWAT or FBI arrest people over there.
So, it's APC that created EFCC??
CelebritiesRe: Chinese Man VDM Helped Recover His Money Calls For His Release From EFCC Net(vid by jamafa: 5:47pm On May 05, 2025
Typing:
Tinubu is going after anyone that criticize his incompetent Government, Remi Tinubu or Seyi Tinubu. His Government brought hardship to this Country, but he doesn't want people to complain.

We will vote him out in 2027. I heard they are planning to rig the election, we dey wait them for North.
Shey nah Tinubu arrest em??

Any small thing nah Tinubu

Chai!

Oga o
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan, Saraki Mourn Musa Yar'adua 15 Years After (Throwback Photos) by jamafa: 10:58am On May 05, 2025
GOFRONT:
shocked


Dem no born Yaya bello well to steal 80b as a governor if Yaradua was the President
What is DX one saying 😂

All these obidients self
PoliticsRe: Its Time Youths Confront Politicians Like Wike, Take Charge - Kingibe (Video) by jamafa: 7:02am On May 05, 2025
SmartPolician:
Agbadorians are always senseless so you are free to make whatever you like from the comment. You cannot be sensible and be supporting that drug lord in Aso Rock.

I won't reply you again.
So, U b obidients 😊 I see.

U guys are always 🫙

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