The desperate woman is characteristically unable to keep a man committed, and she turns men off with her frantic desire for a serious commitment. Sound like anyone you know?

The fact is, it's impossible to maintain a healthy relationship with the desperate woman, which makes them undateable women. Her craze for commitment and her self-imposed deadlines -- such as the need to have a baby by the time she's 30 -- eliminate any hope of a normal relationship. We've put together this list of warning signs to help you avoid these undateable women and steer clear of the desperate woman.

She's always in a relationship
You can tell a lot about a woman from her relationship history, and the desperate woman's past is one continuous series of relationships. She's never alone because she can't stand to be alone. Moreover, each one of her former boyfriends is very different, as different as, say, Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn and John Mayer. Warning bells should go off if a woman doesn't seem to have any particular type; it indicates that she's not looking for that certain someone so much as she's looking for that certain anyone. If you suspect she might be a desperate woman, find out about her relationship history, either from her or from mutual acquaintances.


She's a micromanager
She has everything planned: this weekend, next weekend, the color of her future bridesmaids' dresses, the names of her hypothetical children, everything. A desperate woman has excessively detailed plans, and she will incorporate you into those plans with alarming speed. Two weeks in and she's already saying: "I love you." After three dates, she wants you to meet her parents. The desperate woman is on a time line and, as a result, she tries to impose a serious commitment prematurely, acting as if the two of you have been together for years, even if you've only been on a couple of dates.
Cats and dogs
Maybe it's a coincidence that single Jennifer Aniston has two dogs, then again, maybe it's not. Sometimes pets indicate desperation. Now, we're not out to bash pet people, and there's no reason to freak out just because your girlfriend has a cat (or two). The key is to watch how she interacts with her pets. Doting or obsessive behavior might indicate a desperate need for affection. Are her pets substitutes for people? Take our advice: The first time she refers to her dogs as "children," leave the room immediately.


She's a pushover
At first, it seems like a good thing -- she wants whatever you want. She thinks whatever you think. Soon though, you'll realize that she's just playing at compatibility in an attempt to convince either you or herself that the two of you are meant to be together. Trust us -- while it might seem cool for a week or two, you don't really want to date someone without opinions, without interests and without an identity.

Withdrawal Techniques
OK, so maybe you're already in a relationship with a desperate woman. You thought all that obsessive, clingy, panicky behavior was just part of her charm, right? Sucker. Well, don't worry. It's not too late. Here's how you can separate yourself from undateable women of the desperate variety.

Take the blame
First things first, suck it up and break it off. Don't bother manufacturing an excuse. Just tell her you're not ready for a serious commitment. She might yell. She might cry. She might plead with you to stay. However, you have to be tough. These are all signs that you're making the right decision. Remember, she's desperate.


Damage control
As soon as you've ended things, start circulating your version of the story. Get in touch with your mutual friends and use your initial contact to set up future plans. A desperate woman might try to attach herself to your social circle, using your friends to get back together with you. You want your people to form a barricade, not a bridge.


Go cold turkey
The desperate woman will remain desperate even after you've broken up. She will try to contact you and will likely want to get back together. This is a woman who specializes in neediness. That's why you need to cut off all contact. Go cold turkey. Avoid taking her calls and don't see her, at least for awhile. She's proven herself clingy; don't give her a chance to cling. Got it? Good. Now go find yourself an Angelina Jolie.

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Every woman knows that not every guy is going to be "the one." But where is it written that every other guy has to be a complete disaster? Sure, there are hundreds (probably thousands) of self-help books out there full of nifty dating advice, but that doesn't seem to stop even the sanest of us from making the same mistakes -- and choosing the same kinds of men -- over and over. Maybe it's time for a humorous approach. That's why Cynthia Heimel, author of From Advanced Sex Tips For Girls: This Time It's Personal, has put together this foolproof checklist, designed to help you spot a heartbreaker at 30 paces. Here you'll find out why some men are only to be dated at your own risk:


These are men with just a whisper of something askew that needs to be carefully evaluated. Like, oh, maybe he worships Satan. Do not, at your peril, neglect the following warning signs:

He calls you a "classy lady," a "special lady" or a "special classy lady."
He visibly needs dental work.
He doesn't have a dog because it is "too much responsibility."
He still has his ex's makeup stashed somewhere in his bathroom.
He swears he only watches PBS.
He can't eat unless his napkin is folded like a swan.
He uses the adjective "delicious" to describe people, not cake.
He paints stripes on his face prior to attending sporting events.
He wears fur.
He wears tight pants. Or leather pants. Or tight leather pants.
He sports visible hairplugs or even wears an actual hairpiece, which is only okay if he's an actor.
He suggests candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach, and describes himself as "youthful," or exhibits other behavior that suggests he's Mr. Personal Ad.
He's bald, yet he has a ponytail.
He's a stockbroker, yet he has a ponytail.
He is clean-shaven, except for a horrid little tuft of hair right above his chin.
He really loves his mother.
He really hates his mother.
He wears Italian loafers without socks.
He remembers and tells you his SAT scores.
His checks have a pastel background of kitties playing with yarn.
You may think, "Oh, so what, his pants are tight," or even "Why should I care if he's missing a front tooth?" Yet these little traits are simply the tip of a big personality iceberg: A man who is afraid of the responsibility of a dog will most likely leave you out in the rain. A stockbroker with a ponytail has a yen to be involved in organized crime. A man who says he only watches PBS usually suffers from herpes. Always remember: If she is anywhere, God is in the details.

Yet another guy friend broke up with his gf and rebounded to a "problem free = new" girl only to realize after a few months that he actually still loved the 1st girl. Why do men do this?! I have had this happen to me too, and no girl is going to trust someone who broke up with her badly on a whim, and broke her heart.

I am trying to sympathize with him, but it is really hard. He made his bed after all. I am friends with his ex and she has moved on although I think she still cares. Why are men so impulsive? Why don't they just work on the relationship instead of scr*wing the whole thing up?.

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