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Therock5555:
taaaar me good in analysis, let's just say I was bored and felt like insulting some celebs dats y I wrote that long epistle

BTW neva call me sir in ya life, I neva reach yet.

LoL
Okay sir





I'm just starting

martronilla:
MarthaK

MarthaK

MarthaK

MarthaK

MarthaK

MarthaK

Miss NL

chinekem ehhhh...she's beautiful

Therock5555:
true talk ma'am, true talk

Abeg typical nigerian women fine pass those owns, na only abgero I go fit say fine pass u for there, the rest of them na wash

Thank sir..
I must say you are good in analysis

AbuMikey:
I shall find You, even if You go into hiding


I'm exiting the thread, Miss.

allrice..have a nice day

AbuMikey:
LOL......

My anger boil Yam? = NO
My anger wound Janeify? = err, *checks her profile, sees (f) * NO
My anger, Beat a person? = HELL YEAH

lmao...i think say you be boss.
You'll beat me,Okay yes.but you can't beat me when I'm nowhere to be found unless you are on ghost mode





Lest i forget, you are turning this thread into comedy arena

Therock5555:
"I dey come" I must evaluate them all

1. Chidinma, no make up picture-ss1 student

Make up pix- akara seller wey paint small.

2.Genevieve- no make up pix- cute babe
Make up pix- over cute sef

3. Agbani- this babe is a goddess, she is 10/10

4.Angela okorie- no make up pix-like house girl wey come lagos first time for her life

Make up pix-resemble reasonable human being

5.Rukky sanda- cute on both pix

6.Toke makinwa- no make up pix- reasonable woman

Make up pix- ashawo

7.Omotola- no make up pix- frustrated housegirl

Make up pix- screen goddess

8. Toolz- no make up pix- cartoon

Make up pix- Real person wey I know

9. Mercy aigbe- no make up pix- witch witch and witch

Make up pix- bigger witch sef

10. Ini edo- no make up pix- orange seller

Make up pix- reasonable human being

11. Rita dominic- no make up pix- like say she just bleach comot from bathroom

Make up pix- natural beauty

12- uche jombo- goddes on both sides of make up

13. Lola- no make up pix- hotel attendant

Make up pix- psquare wife

14. Eku eduwor- fine girlie ooo

Last bullet

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90 percent of naija celebrities are fugly without make up.

Smh, keeps grinding pepper

lmao


they would have been uglier and dry if not because of the money and special treatment they go through. They are just like any typical Nigerian woman/girl

Just do it.it's as simple as ABC

Ilovenigeria:
This same thing happened to my brother and his friend. They suppose go one party like that so the guy man borrow one of my bro new shirt wey he never wear for once. As them reach there oo the guy wan begin fight with another guy man na so my bro dey hold am come use style tell am say na his new shirt him wear so make him no fight tear the shirt. The friend provoke oooo, begin shout for am, shey na because of ordinary 250 naira packet shirt him de insult am, say if him want he go pull am commot give am...Hehehe na so my brother provoke too tell am say make him pull am. The guy pull the the shirt thinking he won't collect it, My bro collect him shirt put am for back pocket go house na so the guy man go home dat day shirtless.

Your brother did well.it serves him right..I'm imagining how the guy was walking shirtless

AbuMikey:
You dare not try this with Me

LoL... I'm just wondering what would have happened if you are the one.Nothing! Your anger no fit boil yam






Although e fit wound person

I burned my brother's sneakers when i was angry...i regretted it later

Let m book space

peewhydee:
Strength and courage are sometimes signs of deep conviction;values imbibed that cannot be negotiated even in the face of death.Honestly i did not think that was about oration,rather CONVICTION however from some lady who had words at her beck and call.May her soul rest in peace.

You are right. No be today injustice start

SuperMartins:
Touching! Painful way to go without any loved ones to console u or give u courage to d end..jxt simply face d pain alone.. Smtimes LAW can be so bent.. May her soul RIP

Amen

nedu2000:
Women,blacks and homosexuals looking for pity since 1900......quite easy to use rape as a weapon to amass pity and trust that she'll automatically become an orator all for the same reason. Its just western propaganda to make the iranians look bad abeg.
That was how a south african girl who killed her boyfriend out of jealousy got a mere 21 days community service. mscheewww

All this oyibo...i don't get it.how do you mean?

Youngreinhard:
That's just so sad..... Gained a lot of things from letter tho.... RIP to her

same here,i learnt alot from her letter

I cried after reading this.I don't know how it began but may her soul rest in peace.

27 year old Reyhaney Jabbari was
executed on Saturday October
25th by hanging in Iran seven
years after she killed a man that
she claimed had attempted to rape
her. Before she was
killed, Reyhaney wrote a very
emotional letter to her mother,
asking that her organs be donated
to those who need them. See the
full text of the letter after the cut...
The full text of the letter was
translated by the National Council
of Resistance of Iran:
Dear Sholeh, today I learned that it
is now my turn to face Qisas (the
Iranian regime's law of retribution).


[b]I am hurt as to why you did not
let me know yourself that I have
reached the last page of the book
of my life. Don’t you think that I
should know? You know how
ashamed I am that you are sad.
Why did you not take the chance
for me to kiss your hand and that
of dad?
The world allowed me to live for
19 years. That ominous night it
was I that should have been
killed. My body would have been
thrown in some corner of the city,
and after a few days, the police
would have taken you to the
coroner’s office to identify my
body and there you would also
learn that I had been raped as
well. The murderer would have
never been found since we don’t
have their wealth and their power.
Then you would have continued
your life suffering and ashamed,
and a few years later you would
have died of this suffering and
that would have been that.
However, with that cursed blow
the story changed. My body was
not thrown aside, but into the
grave of Evin Prison and its
solitary wards, and now the
grave-like prison of Shahr-e Ray.
But give in to the fate and don’t
complain. You know better that
death is not the end of life.
You taught me that one comes to
this world to gain an experience
and learn a lesson and with each
birth a responsibility is put on
one’s shoulder. I learned that
sometimes one has to fight. I do
remember when you told me that
the carriage man protested the
man who was flogging me, but the
flogger hit the lash on his head
and face that ultimately led to his
death. You told me that for
creating a value one should
persevere even if one dies.
You taught us that as we go to
school one should be a lady in
face of the quarrels and
complaints. Do you remember
how much you underlined the way
we behave? Your experience was
incorrect. When this incident
happened, my teachings did not
help me. Being presented in court
made me appear as a cold-
blooded murderer and a ruthless
criminal. I shed no tears. I did not
beg. I did not cry my head off
since I trusted the law.
But I was charged with being
indifferent in face of a crime. You
see, I didn’t even kill the
mosquitoes and I threw away the
cockroaches by taking them by
their antennas. Now I have
become a premeditated murderer.
My treatment of the animals was
interpreted as being inclined to be
a boy and the judge didn’t even
trouble himself to look at the fact
that at the time of the incident I
had long and polished nails.
How optimistic was he who
expected justice from the judges!
He never questioned the fact that
my hands are not coarse like
those of a sportswoman,
especially a boxer. And this
country that you planted its love
in me never wanted me and no
one supported me when under the
blows of the interrogator I was
crying out and I was hearing the
most vulgar terms. When I shed
the last sign of beauty from
myself by shaving my hair I was
rewarded: 11 days in solitary.
Dear Sholeh, don’t cry for what
you are hearing. On the first day
that in the police office an old
unmarried agent hurt me for my
nails I understood that beauty is
not looked for in this era. The
beauty of looks, beauty of
thoughts and wishes, a beautiful
handwriting, beauty of the eyes
and vision, and even beauty of a
nice voice.
My dear mother, my ideology has
changed and you are not
responsible for it. My words are
unending and I gave it all to
someone so that when I am
executed without your presence
and knowledge, it would be given
to you. I left you much
handwritten material as my
heritage.
However, before my death I want
something from you, that you have
to provide for me with all your
might and in any way that you
can. In fact this is the only thing I
want from this world, this country
and you. I know you need time for
this. Therefore, I am telling you
part of my will sooner. Please
don’t cry and listen. I want you to
go to the court and tell them my
request. I cannot write such a
letter from inside the prison that
would be approved by the head of
prison; so once again you have to
suffer because of me. It is the
only thing that if even you beg for
it I would not become upset
although I have told you many
times not to beg to save me from
being executed.
My kind mother, dear Sholeh, the
one more dear to me than my life,
I don’t want to rot under the soil.
I don’t want my eye or my young
heart to turn into dust. Beg so that
it is arranged that as soon as I am
hanged my heart, kidney, eye,
bones and anything that can be
transplanted be taken away from
my body and given to someone
who needs them as a gift. I don’t
want the recipient know my name,
buy me a bouquet, or even pray
for me. I am telling you from the
bottom of my heart that I don’t
want to have a grave for you to
come and mourn there and suffer.
I don’t want you to wear black
clothing for me. Do your best to
forget my difficult days. Give me
to the wind to take away.
The world did not love us. It did
not want my fate. And now I am
giving in to it and embrace the
death. Because in the court of
God I will charge the inspectors, I
will charge inspector Shamlou, I
will charge judge, and the judges
of country’s Supreme Court that
beat me up when I was awake and
did not refrain from harassing me.
In the court of the creator I will
charge Dr. Farvandi, I will charge
Qassem Shabani and all those that
out of ignorance or with their lies
wronged me and trampled on my
rights and didn’t pay heed to the
fact that sometimes what appears
as reality is different from it.
Dear soft-hearted Sholeh, in the
other world it is you and me who
are the accusers and others who
are the accused. Let’s see what
God wants. I wanted to embrace
you until I die. I love you.[/b]

laykorn:
Yeah,maybe. But she couldn't read or write.

Okay

ukukaegbu:
Now, let's assume I'm the husband (Well, you've already answered me)

Henceforth, nobody else cooks for me except you, or I send you back to your parents.

My sister knows who to cook for.

nawah oo.


But on a more serious note,are you serious about finding it offensive if your sister cooks for you?

laykorn:
My great grandma. She died at 112 years old. She typed faster than both of you.

lol,anyhow sha....Maybe she once worked as a typist

barcanista:
LETS JOIN NA... Group membership

That's a wonderful idea i must say...chop knuckle,gbam.










Join first, I'll be right back [quote]

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ukukaegbu:
What was the wife doing?

Let's assume I'm the wife(I'm sure you're not expecting her to answer you)




Nothing. I was just resting, besides can't his sister cook for him?huh?

Cool,i pray it comes out successful

Lol...na God


Person wey hunger don beat finish no fit use that sugar drink garri except you wan chop am like kuli-kuli

Op,you fit grab opportunity nah...



Lol,remember opportunity comes but once


Seriously, she wrote this to generate controversy

barcanista:
Did you join the club?

lol...this dude funny oo

It's a movie and besides why should i join#still laughing oo

HisSexcellency:
And what is the requirement for the money, a human head or a lady's brea..st?

both .

This thread reminds me of "billionaires club".


Money is good but it's the root of all evil.easy come, easy go.




Overnight wealth is not the best,expiriences makes us strong.

....lmao...wetin concern photographer?na money she/he dey look for
Mehn,this is serious

dechandel:
Babe
Dem no born me yesterday . U no go fit change the matter wey dey ground
I no follow you dey yarn this one o
Abeg accept my nomination jare
Better pikin
No let my nomination cardwaste o

okay

mirexxx:
lol jst lying,am not a newbie thanks ur pretty too

Alright.. Thanks

daveP:
went well. So.... Are you in or still outdoors?

I'm still indoors o.the weather is always hot,na rest sure pass

benromeo39:
Lol, I know you are just pulling my legs.

I'm serious

daveP:
Dechandel

janeify!


Waddup

I'm cool,i just dey for one corner


How was your night?