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PoliticsRe: Former Kano State Governor's Daughter Killed By Robbers (pix) by Janeify(f): 9:44pm On Oct 11, 2014
Rip...but i totally disagree with the generational curse her friend posted. I don't think the sins of the father should affect their children. Every body should carry his own cross....
Finally, finally, finally, finally... frances,we love you but God loves you most
CrimeRe: Woman Accused Of Killing 78-yr Old Politician During Sex (photo) by Janeify(f): 7:16pm On Oct 11, 2014
juman:
You don't know her story, the reason why she got babies for different men.

If we have good country everybody would live fine . That what concerns bad leaders.
that's a lie man
PoliticsRe: Shocking: How I Slaughtered Two Teenage Tiv Girls (photos Of Survivor) -suspect by Janeify(f): 2:26pm On Oct 11, 2014
This fulani people have been causing confusion since...it's this same fulani herdsmen that went to villages in jos and killed innocent people there. I wonder if they've forgotten that human beings are not cows and rams
CrimeRe: Woman Accused Of Killing 78-yr Old Politician During Sex (photo) by Janeify(f):
Godditex:
May his f.ucking soul rest in HELL even as the devil leads the way!
who are to judge and predict where he will be?stupid comment
CelebritiesRe: This Woman, Marries Herself And Kisses A Mirror (photos) by Janeify(f): 12:13pm On Oct 10, 2014
No pictures?
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho Shares Photos With Classmates At Newham College by Janeify(f): 12:11pm On Oct 10, 2014
She.made the right decision... why she no come naija open university grin
PoliticsRe: One Child-one Parent Bill Ready Soon....fg by Janeify(f): 4:39pm On Oct 07, 2014
asadike:
make they go try am 4 d muslim north first.
my thought exactly
CelebritiesRe: Ruth Okoro Laughs At Ini Edo: Warned Her 7years Ago Not To Marry Philip by Janeify(f): 4:34pm On Oct 07, 2014
She should start laughing at her self...i don't think thats enough reason to be happy
CelebritiesRe: FOTO*MEET Charly Boy’s Cute Grand-children,the Identical Twin Trends by Janeify(f): 4:30pm On Oct 07, 2014
Wow...Me likey.
WebmastersRe: Linda Ikeji Exposes The Guys Trying To Bring LIB Down (pix, Must Read) by Janeify(f): 11:34am On Oct 07, 2014
Emerson would say;life is a succession of lessons that must be lived to be understood. I don't envy people when they start been successful, its an event to be celebrated.ptay to God for your success to come.....this write up long oo
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 9:37am On Oct 06, 2014
chefdoeuvre:
Chai... True love all arnd..

#wipestearsfromeye
save your tears in a bucket, Nigel people need water tongue
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 8:02pm On Oct 05, 2014
Harmthe:
op op op op op
wetin dey?
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 5:33pm On Oct 05, 2014
Cyborg01:
seriously amazing
amaz gini?this is madazing(there's nothing like that sha)
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 4:58pm On Oct 05, 2014
Lastly

CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 4:53pm On Oct 05, 2014
5. A dead girlfriend – In 2012, A
Thai man, Chadil Deffy married his
long time girlfriend Anne
Kamsook, who was already
deceased. Before the couple had a
chance to set a date for their
wedding, Kamsook passed away
in a car accident. He also kissed
her forehead and slipped a
wedding ring on her finger during
the ceremony which took place in
Surin, Thailand.
6. The Eiffel Tower - 37-year old
Erika La Tour Eiffel was once
infatuated with a bow and the
Berlin Wall, but it is the Eiffel
Tower that she has pledged her
love and honour to. In an intimate
ceremony attended by a group of
friends, she married the Eiffel
Tower and has even changed her
name legally to reflect the bond
she had made.
7. A cobra - 30-year old Bimbala
Das who claimed to have fallen in
love with her snake got married to
the reptile in Hubaneswar. The
ceremony was performed as per
Hindu rituals by some priests and
had 2,000 guests taking out a
procession to celebrate the event.
8. A doll - Davecat (his online
handle) bought his now wife 13
years ago from the Abyss
Creations website and saved for a
year and a half to buy a $6000
doll, who he then named Sidore
Kuroneko. Believe it or not, he
also selected her facial type, body
type, eye colour, makeup, skin
tone and bust size. In December
2012, he purchased a second doll
and named it Elena, who he claims
is his mistress and a friend to
Sidore.
9. A cat - When his 15-year old
cat Cecilia fell ill and told Uwe
Mitzscherlich that his cat did not
have long to live, he decided to
formalize his relationship with his
cat. An actress was hired to
officiate the wedding and Cecilia
wore a white dress for the
occasion.
10. A truck - Maria Griffin married
her truck on Valentine’s Day after
she claimed that she was unable
to feel aroused by living men.
Apparently, their sex life is
amazing, which keeps us
wondering just exactly how do
they do it.

CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 4:43pm On Oct 05, 2014
sunnyshayne:
End time things!

Forcing God to end this world with anger.
True talk.i don't know where they kept their senses
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 4:41pm On Oct 05, 2014
Cyborg01:
Op come finish this list na...
nairaland palaver.. i posted it but am surprised to see that my post has given birth to a new topic.
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 4:38pm On Oct 05, 2014
adonbilivit:
i will marry nairaland very soon too. nairaland weds adonbilivit!
na im sure pass cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 4:36pm On Oct 05, 2014
Truck

CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 4:34pm On Oct 05, 2014
5. A dead girlfriend – In 2012, A
Thai man, Chadil Deffy married his
long time girlfriend Anne
Kamsook, who was already
deceased. Before the couple had a
chance to set a date for their
wedding, Kamsook passed away
in a car accident. He also kissed
her forehead and slipped a
wedding ring on her finger during
the ceremony which took place in
Surin, Thailand.
6. The Eiffel Tower - 37-year old
Erika La Tour Eiffel was once
infatuated with a bow and the
Berlin Wall, but it is the Eiffel
Tower that she has pledged her
love and honour to. In an intimate
ceremony attended by a group of
friends, she married the Eiffel
Tower and has even changed her
name legally to reflect the bond
she had made.
7. A cobra - 30-year old Bimbala
Das who claimed to have fallen in
love with her snake got married to
the reptile in Hubaneswar. The
ceremony was performed as per
Hindu rituals by some priests and
had 2,000 guests taking out a
procession to celebrate the event.
8. A doll - Davecat (his online
handle) bought his now wife 13
years ago from the Abyss
Creations website and saved for a
year and a half to buy a $6000
doll, who he then named Sidore
Kuroneko. Believe it or not, he
also selected her facial type, body
type, eye colour, makeup, skin
tone and bust size. In December
2012, he purchased a second doll
and named it Elena, who he claims
is his mistress and a friend to
Sidore.
9. A cat - When his 15-year old
cat Cecilia fell ill and told Uwe
Mitzscherlich that his cat did not
have long to live, he decided to
formalize his relationship with his
cat. An actress was hired to
officiate the wedding and Cecilia
wore a white dress for the
occasion.
10. A truck - Maria Griffin married
her truck on Valentine’s Day after
she claimed that she was unable
to feel aroused by living men.
Apparently, their sex life is
amazing, which keeps us
wondering just exactly how do
they do it.

CelebritiesTop Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 4:28pm On Oct 05, 2014
Have you ever wondered what it
would feel like to have an animal
or object as your life partner?
Well, to us at least, a legislation of
marriage has to be between two
consenting human beings who are
alive and are able to acknowledge
the marriage. However, it’s not the
case for many oddballs in the
world as there have been cases of
marriages between people and
non-consenting beings. Bizarre or
romantic? Judge for yourself as
we share with you the top 10 most
bizarre marriages where only one
partner said, “I Do.”
1. A dog - An African woman,
Emily Mabou of Aburi, Ghana, has
married her 18-month old dog
because she said that it has the
same qualities as her late father.
Her ceremony was attended by a
priest and some local villagers.
2. A pillow - Lee Jin-gyu fell for
his ‘Dakimakura’, which is a large,
hug-able pillow from Japan, often
with a picture of a anime
character printed on it. Lee then
married his pillow, which has an
image of Fate Testarossa, from the
anime series Mahou Shouja
Lyrical Nanoha in a special
ceremony after fitting it out with a
wedding gown for the service who
was officiated by a priest.
3. A dolphin - After having met
Cindy, the dolphin, 15 years ago,
Sharon Tendler said it was love at
first sight and she was the first
person in the world to marry a
dolphin. Dressed in a white dress,
a veil and pink flowers in her hair,
41-year old Tendler had a modest
ceremony whereby she got down
on one knee on the dock and gave
Cindy a kiss. They even had a
prenuptial agreement!
4. A video game - A man and
otaku named Sal9000 (his online
handle), married the love of his
life, Nene Anegasaki, an anime
character from the game Love
Plus . The wedding took place at
the Tokyo Institute of Technology
and those who attended the
ceremony included a live
audience, an emcee and a real
priest.

CelebritiesTop Ten Weirdest Marriages Of All Time by Janeify(op): 4:20pm On Oct 05, 2014
Have you ever wondered what it
would feel like to have an animal
or object as your life partner?
Well, to us at least, a legislation of
marriage has to be between two
consenting human beings who are
alive and are able to acknowledge
the marriage. However, it’s not the
case for many oddballs in the
world as there have been cases of
marriages between people and
non-consenting beings. Bizarre or
romantic? Judge for yourself as
we share with you the top 10 most
bizarre marriages where only one
partner said, “I Do.”
1. A dog - An African woman,
Emily Mabou of Aburi, Ghana, has
married her 18-month old dog
because she said that it has the
same qualities as her late father.
Her ceremony was attended by a
priest and some local villagers.
2. A pillow - Lee Jin-gyu fell for
his ‘Dakimakura’, which is a large,
hug-able pillow from Japan, often
with a picture of a anime
character printed on it. Lee then
married his pillow, which has an
image of Fate Testarossa, from the
anime series Mahou Shouja
Lyrical Nanoha in a special
ceremony after fitting it out with a
wedding gown for the service who
was officiated by a priest.
3. A dolphin - After having met
Cindy, the dolphin, 15 years ago,
Sharon Tendler said it was love at
first sight and she was the first
person in the world to marry a
dolphin. Dressed in a white dress,
a veil and pink flowers in her hair,
41-year old Tendler had a modest
ceremony whereby she got down
on one knee on the dock and gave
Cindy a kiss. They even had a
prenuptial agreement!
4. A video game - A man and
otaku named Sal9000 (his online
handle), married the love of his
life, Nene Anegasaki, an anime
character from the game Love
Plus . The wedding took place at
the Tokyo Institute of Technology
and those who attended the
ceremony included a live
audience, an emcee and a real
priest.

PoliticsRe: Why Africans Hate Nigerians So Much by Janeify(f): 11:10am On Oct 05, 2014
publicenemy:
Hmnn....sadly am a Nigerian bro.
And so what?there are still saboteurs and i guess you are one
PoliticsRe: Why Africans Hate Nigerians So Much by Janeify(f): 6:30am On Oct 05, 2014
publicenemy:
Bunch of Bullshiit....



Nigerians are opportunists and dishonest.

you need to preach change.
why then are you using a forum that was made out of dishonesty?you need to preach to your people to stop hating,we understand your plight,sorry o
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by Janeify(f): 9:08pm On Oct 03, 2014
macklef: Its cork babe, dont take him serious.
i see
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by Janeify(f): 8:44pm On Oct 03, 2014
MrCork: ...u people in that Nigeria think a woman who fat like donkey is beautiful...and then when i tried to correct u...u start givin me attitude.

....or isit ma fault u never been to London?
undecided
you sound like an illiterate and i hope you don't behave like a fool outside nairaland.you are typing nonsense with no just reason.are you the first person to travel to londo/whatever, you brag alot and i was wondering where you kept your brain before typing
CelebritiesRe: John Dumelo Makes Fun Of Nigeria On His Official Facebook Page by Janeify(f): 2:36pm On Oct 03, 2014
Rikidony: Who is John dumelo. we here in the states dont know him undecided undecided
copy copy tongue
CelebritiesRe: If You Had This Chance! by Janeify(f):
I will tell tiwa to stop behaving like beyonce.the only thing she can be is a wannabe(thats if she agree that she has changed)

I will tell chidinma to keep doing what she know how to do best,she's a definition of a true responsible woman.
I will advice maheeda to change her career/whatever, she is too beautiful for that.
I will tell afro candy to have a change of mind.
I will tell tubaba to continue with his good works,what a humble guy...no be the type wey go sack him wife/whatever come dey show love for twitter.
I've got a special advice to all those pastor wey get 11,1 or 2 private jets.my advice to them is that they should remember that there are large number of people that are living in poverty. You can't travel in 11 jets at a time and you must still trek to the toilet when you want to poo,so life is vanity
And my advice to boko haram is that they should stop surrendering, okwa obi siriha ike...
My advice again goes to the northerners that keep complaining on how their men are been killed,kpele...they are paying their dues for the Bible makes us to understand that the wages of sin is death.you don't expect them to live as long as Methuselah after wasting innocent lives and properties
And hey,the last advice goes to Jane. That's me,myself and mua;just strive hard and you'll get there.you will touch souls and make the country proud....Ise









Lastly, lastly, lastly... lets wait cool
CelebritiesRe: If You Had This Chance! by Janeify(f): 7:04am On Oct 03, 2014
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CelebritiesRe: Lindaikeji Trips To Dubai With Family (see Photos) by Janeify(f): 8:25am On Sep 29, 2014
Lailerh: See the leg of the woman in jeans abeg cheesy nice one though
i thought she has bow legs oo... cheesy
PoliticsRe: With Pictures Like This, I Weep For Nigeria, by Janeify(f): 8:09am On Sep 29, 2014
Dibiachukwu: There is one thing worst than a dead man. It is a slave. Nigerians are slaves.
that you are a slave doesn't mean that others are.don't generalize it,you are not our mouthpiece...thanks

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