Ur level of stupidity is undoubtedly LEGENDARY. U need to get enrolled in a REHAB.

fearNORTH:
The confusion continues.

It took them 7 months to appoint ministers, one year to write budget, and now, one week to determine their Eid-il-Fitr holiday.

Buhari is a confused mumu

See this dude sha @teebillzTEMP ... U think we are Whites that would fall for this "Damage Control".

Your Wife ought to have twitted in the heat of the trend but now you found d cheapest escape route for your F ups.

Guy take a long stroll jor, abeg nobody be Mumu for here.

The sacred month of Ramadan is here again. It's the month of blessing, forgiveness and purification. The odour of the mouth of a fasting person is sweeter τ̅o ALLAH than the fragrance of musk.


WHO SHOULD FAST?

Fasting during the holy month of Ramadan is compulsory for every Muslim, male or female, who meets the following requirements:

*Is mentally and physically fit i.e., sane and able

*Has attained the age of puberty and discretion, which is normally about 14 years.

*Is present at his / her permanent settlement, hometown, farm or business premises etc.

*Is fairly certain that the fasting is unlikely τ̅o cause any harm, physical or mental other than the normal reactions τ̅o hunger, thirst etc.



THINGS THAT DO NOT BREAK THE FAST

*To take bath during the day or τ̅o pour water, over the head due τ̅o the summer heat.

*To smell perfume.

*To apply oil τ̅o the hair.

*To eat or drink in forgetfulness.

*To inhale a fly or smoke or dust without one's will or intention.

*To pour water into the ear unintentionally.

*To swallow saliva or phlegm.

*To gargle or take water in the nose, while performing ablution, but care should be taken that no part of water enters the throat.

*Blood tests during illness.



THINGS WHICH BREAK THE FAST

*Sexual intercourse even if there is no emergence of semen.

*Smoking.

*Inhaling smoke by one's own action, e.g. inhaling the smoke of incense, etc.

*Swallowing any substance or object which is not normally consumed as food or medicine, e.g. pebbles, paper, a coin, etc.

*Saliva mingled with blood will break the fast if the taste of blood is discernible when swallowing it.

*Eating deliberately. (Eating unknowingly does not break the fast).

*Deliberately inducing oneself to vomit will break the fast if the vomit is mouthful. If the emergence of the vomit cannot be restrained, the vomit will be said to be a mouthful.

*A food particle (about the size of a pea) stuck in the teeth slips down the throat.

*Masturbation. In addition to it nullifying the fast, it is an immoral and a sinful act.

*Ejaculation as a result of caressing and handling the wife even if there was no sexual intercourse.


RAMADAN KAREEM!!!

Pls house, has anyone who did the Apt Test in any of the Lagos centres received the congratulatory sms? Big Congrats τ̅o those that have received theirs.

So I read, though unconfirmed.
THE PLOT TO BURY NIGERIA (**Share pls**)

As I write this, (8.43pm WAT, Wednesday 4, 2015), APC governors are meeting at Chief Rochas Okorocha’s residence in Abuja to counter the following moves:
1. Mr. Gadzama, PDP lawyer, has written the judgment disqualifying Gen. Buhari from contesting the February 14, presidential elections. A "friendly" judge (Justice Ademola or something) is billed to read the judgment after the first hearing on February 9. Thereafter, he would fly to Dubai.
2. President Goodluck Jonathan is ready to resign and handover to an unconstitutional interim national government (ING). Jonathan favors senate president David Mark to lead the ING, the Gen. Babangida group favors defense minister, Gen. Aliyu Gusau, while the Gen. T.Y. Danjuma group, favors an election of a new president.
3. The security services including DSS, DMI, Nigeria Police have ‘advised’ the president that they cannot provide security for the election on February 14 and the election should be postponed. The president would present this ‘advise’ to the national council of state meeting tomorrow for endorsement.
Part of the game plan in disqualifying Gen. Buhari or/and postponing the election is to engineer chaos which would give the president and national assembly the legitimacy to postpone the election for six months.
While Nigerians are supposed to elect their leaders, a clique is bent on determining who Nigerians should elect. For this clique, anyone suffices save Gen. Buhari.
All lovers of democracy must condemn these evil plans.
WE MUST SAY “NO!” to vested interests!!!! We cannot allow crooks who do not mean well for the country to determine our collective fates!!!

wunmi590:



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aggiel:


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Just forwarded them now.

pitoski:
@Jantos, @Tworld84: have just sent it to your emails. pls kindly share with others.

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pitoski:


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Miranda11:


Hi Everyone,

I just got off the phone with Phillips Consulting - Abuja Office and i was told that the aptitude test is for graduate trainees and experienced hires.

Good luck to all who were invited for the test.

Pls what number did U call. I really need to confirm some things too. Many Ŧђɑпkƨ!

EMMABC1:

if you need some samples of the past questions, just drop your email add, I will send it immediately

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Hi Guys, pls I'm also in need of d NNPC Aptitude Test past questions. My email address is oderinde_olayinka@yahoo.com