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 Politics › Re: Card Reader Test: Exercise Good So Far In Lagos, Delta by januzaj(m): 4:22pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
PDP r.I.p......21billion wo gbo ...... gej be like.....Yeeeee gbese 35 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani's Much Younger Lover Touches Her Private Parts In Public (photo) by januzaj(m): 4:18pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
well e no concern me 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani's Much Younger Lover Touches Her Private Parts In Public (photo) by januzaj(m): 4:18pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
mtchewwwww....so a public toilet is a vagina 56 Likes 4 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Bullion Van On Rsust Campus. by januzaj(m): 2:37pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
dharay99:nice ko ruggedman ni onyedikachukwue:tell him u sold your soul for a month subscription 35 Likes
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| Foreign Affairs › Re: Morocco Rejects Phone Conversation Between Mohammed VI And Goodluck Jonathan by januzaj(m): 1:45pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
lollll TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down! (turns to a female student) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no e me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you send am out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull students like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10. TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speaks the truth. 2. He is wicked. 3. He sees nothing wrong in stealing 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. He Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. 47 Likes 4 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Hilarious Facebook, Whatsapp And BBM Relationship Chats (pictures) by januzaj(m): 1:35pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
lolll |
| Politics › Re: Live Pictures From The APC One Million March4Buhari by januzaj(m): 1:12pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
gud |
| Politics › Re: Bomb Rips Through Maiduguri Market Killing Many by januzaj(m): 12:54pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down! (turns to a female student) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no e me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you send am out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull students like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10. TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speaks the truth. 2. He is wicked. 3. He sees nothing wrong in stealing 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. He Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. 34 Likes 4 Shares |
| Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Prof. Osinbajo Meets National Fellowship Of Foursquare Students by januzaj(m): 12:44pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
gud |
| Politics › Re: General Buhari Campaigned For 4 Weeks And Rested For 15 Days – Governor Fayose by januzaj(m): 9:20am On Mar 07, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS:I trust you....ur mumu no dey last 113 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Campaign: LASTMA Alerts Residents Of Ikorodu Road Closure Tomorrow by januzaj(m): 10:10pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
aboy247:uhhhhhhhhu.....no b uncle jona naaaa OREMUSSANCTUS: 30 Likes
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| Sports › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Kano Pillars Players, Officials In Abuja by januzaj(m): 4:44pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
naija naija |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido Impregnates Sophie Momodu, Older Lover by januzaj(m): 12:10pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
uhm . I fear naija journalists . . see the adjective dey take qualify the girl AN ABUJA BASED UNIVERSITY DROP OUT 22 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Enugu Top Politician Mobbed For Impregnating Secondary School Girl by januzaj(m): 9:32pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Eblinksflex:APC man?a personal assistant to to PDP governor . . u re so gej(clueless) . . and so sambo(brainless) u must be high on ORIJIN 12 Likes 1 Share
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| Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode To Sue Lai Mohammed, APC For N5billion (screen Shots) by januzaj(m): 9:23pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
stop hiding my comments . . no b only me waka come . 6 Likes
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| Politics › Re: Eligibility: PDP Congratulates Jonathan For Victory At Appeal Court by januzaj(m): 7:11pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
uhhhm . . just wanna say Sai baba |
| Politics › Re: Fani-kayode To Tinubu:I’m Not Funsho Williams, I Cannot Be Killed Like A Chicken by januzaj(m): 4:32pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
FFK again The problem with FFK? He may look like an idiottt and talk like an idioooot but don’t let that foooool you. He really is an idioooot… . . Patrick Obahiagbon 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Tinubu Arrested Twice In United States; Lai Muhammed Wears Pampers - FFK by januzaj(m): 3:29pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
ffk mad man 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: APC Tasks Jonathan On Enugu’s Coal, 2nd Niger Bridge, Others by januzaj(m): 7:55am On Mar 03, 2015 |
uhm . . make I turn robot . GMB till 2023 11 Likes
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| Politics › Re: We Won’t Forgive Buhari – Some South West Leaders Endorse Jonathan by januzaj(m): 1:26pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
sw leaders my ass 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Abuja Indigenes Sue Jonathan Over Exclusion From New Ministerial List by januzaj(m): 3:09pm On Feb 25, 2015*. Modified: 3:48pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
[s] ELBAND:[/s]its high time you stopped reasoning with your an *s 6 Likes
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| Politics › Re: Why Investigation Into Ekiti-rigging Tape Is Stalemated – Jonathan by januzaj(m): 8:03am On Feb 25, 2015 |
[s] chukwudi44:[/s] 46 Likes
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| Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe Msg To Apc Supporters by januzaj(m): 7:13pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Buhari Will Never Be Nigeria President - Fayose by januzaj(m): 4:29pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
ishiamu: 21 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Will Never Be Nigeria President - Fayose by januzaj(m): 4:28pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
thugose your days are numbered.... kirikiri is where u belong 22 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari And Dele Momodu Pictured Together In London As They Support Buhari by januzaj(m): 8:13pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
kodded:not all ladies are like your sisters..... 24 Likes |
| Politics › Re: 'Fayose Hired People To Monitor Buhari's Movements In London' - Garba Shehu by januzaj(m): 7:34pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
GMB giving Thugose sleepless nights since 1241.....whether u like it or not.....u gonna b chilling in kirikiri with obanikoro come may 17 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Buhari During An Interview In London Earlier Today - Photos by januzaj(m): 5:46pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
halimaabi:stop misusing gej(brainless).... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Buhari During An Interview In London Earlier Today - Photos by januzaj(m): 5:44pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
missjenna:I prefer a dead Yardau to a living gej 136 Likes 4 Shares
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| Politics › Re: Delta Police Arrests Four For Stealing 7,365 Pvcs, Registers by januzaj(m): 7:10pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
PDP whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 12 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Chief Obafemi Awolowo And His Family On Their Way To India In 1952(photo) by januzaj(m): 11:32am On Feb 09, 2015 |
Vicotex:smh........am reading"I HIT IT FIRST" by FFK . . pls send me "I PASSED HER TO HIM WHEN IT BECAME AS WIDE AS HIS BIG HEAD" by FFK 2 Likes |
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