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Food › Re: Beske: Have You Eaten This Before? (Photos) by Javalist: 1:09pm On Jul 13, 2025
Awara or
Kwai-Da-Kwai or
Wara.

A very common food in Northern Nigeria, typically consumed by the poor and middle class.

It is made of soybeans, fried then accompanied with spices to add taste.
Family › Re: I Want To Send My Wife Packing by Javalist: 10:57pm On Jun 10, 2025
PantShifter:
What is good for the goose is also good for the gander.

He cheated on his wife so she also has a right to cheat
Werey super plus grin grin grin
Health › Re: Casual Sex Without Condom - Women Edition by Javalist: 9:39pm On Jun 10, 2025
If the southern parts can claim 60%+, any northern region can't score even the least of 10%.

StatiSense has always been high on dog shit weed, they always go south on even the most basic facts.
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Spend N393 Billion On 1,477 Street Lights In 2025 Budget by Javalist:
Each street light will cost a whopping sum of N266,000,000, thíefnúbü I hail thee!
Business › Re: Should I Collect this Loan From Loan App To Boast My Business? by Javalist: 1:41am On May 21, 2025
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Education › Re: How to make money online with data by Javalist: 1:35am On May 21, 2025
Sell your phone. No be by force to own a mobile phone and even have data when the stomach is empty!
Crime › Re: Court Jails 32 Internet Fraudsters In Ibadan, Osogbo (photos) by Javalist: 11:07am On May 10, 2025
Always proud of the North. When it comes to this dirty business, it's always Ebuka or Babatunde, you'll never see Musa because he's wiser!
Education › Re: FG To Relaunch School Feeding Programme In May, 10 Million Children To Benefit by Javalist: 12:29am On Apr 28, 2025
This is not what the average Nigerian wants for their children. Feed the fathers first, the fathers will then have the energy to go and look for food for their children.
Romance › Re: How Do You Know If A Lady Is Not A Virgin?? Guys by Javalist: 5:34am On Apr 04, 2025
ELsmile:
Try knack her grin
if ur d-ck dey flow freely inside, run ooo cheesy
but if everywhr tight n penetration was intentional done, she's wh u r looking for wink cool
You're still a kid.. so you have never heard of what they call "aphrodisiac"? Do a simple Google search.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 400 Level Student Goes Viral Over His Unique Full Name by Javalist: 6:11pm On Feb 27, 2025
I would consider the name unique if it was John Will Flourish. For now, next topic please!
Business › Re: Man Gifts Apprentice ₦15 Million After 7 Years Of Service (Photos) by Javalist: 11:38pm On Feb 13, 2025
I'm a Hausa man but truly this happens only on Igbo land.

One of the good things about this tribe.
Family › Re: Why Do We Say 10K Instead Of 10T by Javalist: 10:20am On Jan 26, 2025
Bro probably read CRK in University if he did go through one.. For scientists, a thousand is represented as Kilo, hence the K in 10K to mean 10,000.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nurse Ugbede Ojo Gets International Job After Posting That Lagos Is Smelly City by Javalist: 2:30pm On Jan 23, 2025
Lagos is a smelly city, Nigeria is a smelly country.

Please someone should give me an international job!
Health › Re: My Girlfriend Has This Offensive Smell During Sex. by Javalist: 7:13pm On Jan 07, 2025
And why the f**k are you having sex with herhuh Isn't she just a GF and not a wife? The last time I checked your holy book, fornication was still a major sin.
Family › Re: Family Christmas Feast In Uganda That Got People Talking (video/photos) by Javalist: 4:06pm On Dec 29, 2024
JAMO84:
I expect Peter Obi to do a twitter post on this. Like:

I woke up to the great news of Ugandans dozing off while eating jollof rice and assorted meat. Such a development can be replicated here, if only Mahamood Yakubu did not rig the 2023 election.
In Uganda, the number of meat and jollof rice eaten per square meter everyday is 10 times that of Niger and Zamfara state combined. A new Nigeria is possible - PO
JAMO84 you're super intelligent!
I repeat, JAMO84 you're super intelligent!!
Family › Re: I Gave My Wife 180k For The House: See What She Brought Back by Javalist: 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2024
You know you don't expect us to just believe that you gave her 180k for the house shopping.

Where is the video of you handing her that 180k in cash?

Where is the physical receipt for the transaction of that same amount?

Where is the screenshot of the bank transfer you initiated to her account?

In fact even if you sent that same amount to her in cryptocurrency, we need to see the 'transaction hash' to really believe that you gave her a whopping 180k to shop for the house and she ended up buying these meager things.
Romance › Re: Am A Millionaire..and Its Official!!!! by Javalist: 12:39pm On Nov 18, 2024
It is just a million in the account, buy that Shawarma for 19 guys and return to the THOUNDNAIRE club! grin
Romance › Re: How Do Guys With Multiple Girlfriends Cope In This Economy? by Javalist: 4:32pm On Nov 01, 2024
Chinedu go look for money and stop wailing on a public forum about other people who do not have 1/100 of your financial problems.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Remembers This Soap? by Javalist: 6:03am On Oct 29, 2024
Bar soap is still available in the market these days.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Impunity In The Banking Sector. United Bank For Africa As Case Study. by Javalist: 8:01am On Oct 28, 2024
franklingud:
UBA stole my father's N10k when he died in the year 1998.
My mother too, of blessed memory, tried her best to claim the money but UBA didn't give her the chance.

Imagine 10k as that year, isn't it about N10m nowadays??
Since then I have been suffering till date.

Bad things will happen to the owners of that bank and it has already started with Nwigwe and his family. More is coming anyways.
Oga small small abeg. 10k naira in 1998 is not more than 800k today even at official dollar rate of that time.
Politics › Re: Buy Petrol At ₦‎1,000 Per Litre Or CNG At ₦‎200, Tinubu Tells Nigerians by Javalist: 11:01am On Oct 23, 2024
If not fitted directly from factory, I can't use CNG converted cars here in Nigeria even if the over 300k naira installation would be offered to me free and CNG refill at no cost daily.

I've seen several cases where the cylinder explodes brutally. It's just not safe to drive those cars here in Nigeria.
Car Talk › Re: How Much Do You Currently Spend On Fuel In A Week? by Javalist:
I drive Honda Accord 2009 V6 engine. I don't have any Check Engine Light indicator on the dashboard, which means every component on the car works perfectly, this further means my fuel trim and efficiency is at its peak.

My place of work is 22kms to and fro, then another 20 kms on Saturdays for a visit to my family house, that's about 130 kms per week. I actually spend N15,000 (12.5 ltrs) per week to fuel the car to do all of this. If I go by this, I spend N60,000 (50 ltrs) per month on fuel to go to work and a visit to family house every Saturday.
Business › Re: Naira Down To N1,650/$ In Parallel Market by Javalist:
Sermwell:
A country of stupid people!! This is what you all deserve!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the president of the United States of America who may not have anything to do with this country Nigeria.

Mtsw, son of heg0at!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says Taylor Swift Will Pay A Price For Endorsing Kamala Harris by Javalist: 2:29am On Sep 12, 2024
I'm a Nigerian currently residing in Nigeria. I cannot discuss about matters arising from America, I have enough problems in my country already.
Education › Re: JUST IN: ASUU Declares Indefinite Strike by Javalist:
Let me teach you the 101 of journalism and reporting. Your caption should look like;

"Gombe State University: ASUU Declares Indefinite Strike"

Not the BS you posted above, it is grossly misleading!
Politics › Re: Why Did She Hold Her Bag While Taking Oath Of Office? by Javalist: 5:10pm On Aug 28, 2024
Illiterates displaying their gross illiteracy at max, thinking that was a fashion bag. A little research on why officials do that while taking an oath, would have saved you this embarrassment.
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Adejuwon Soyinka by Javalist: 2:40pm On Aug 25, 2024
opamoses1:
You can do your job without slandering and comittining crimes like that pidom guy. He just dey cook up and spread unconfirmed informations. That's not journalism at all.

He said zulum son killed someone in India and was in jail only for that son to release video from his house in Borno the same day debunking the slander.
He lied about the Ooni too. Lied against so many people with his fake news.
I have no commiseration for that PIDOM guy. I doubt if he really did go to any journalism school. Everything about his pieces is a complete wack, from slandering to blackening a group of people unprofessionally with no shreds of evidence.

Investigative journalism should be really ashamed of him. He is/was a terrible journalist. For all I care, let him rot into ashes wherever he is.
Education › Re: Kidnapped Medical Student Posts From Kidnappers' Den by Javalist: 9:10am On Aug 17, 2024
Everything is gone in this country.. incuding the little common sense and intelligence left with these lazy youths. How can a right-thinking person look at this BS and think it is real? No, they're even judging the kidnappers for foolishly leaving smartphones with their victims. SMH!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Couple Prints Their Own Currency For Wedding To Avoid Naira Abuse by Javalist: 1:03am On Aug 11, 2024
That was Ashraf Sanusi ( the son of the re-instated Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi) and Sultana Nazif (daughter of Senator Suleiman Nazif from Bauchi). Considering the families both of them come from, they can actually do more than this without facing the wrath of the law.

This is Nigeria, most of our laws are for the poor.
Politics › Re: Protest: Hoodlums invade Katsina Churches, Cart Away equipment by Javalist: 6:24pm On Aug 04, 2024
You posted this BS 6hrs ago, yet none of our national dailies posted it. I went to Twitter, but still nothing like this rubbish.

Why is religious mischief always originating from this forum by indoor hoodlums just because they have access to internet on a low budget chinko phones?

OP, repent from this evil behaviour of yours, Nigeria deserves peaceful co-existence among faiths of all sorts.

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