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CrimeRe: “I Had Already Liked Him” – Lady Scammed Of ₦500k By Man She Met At A Restaurant by Javalist: 7:35pm On Jun 04
A man sent the money to you and a man has collected it back.
No loss on your side.
CareerRe: Men And Women Earning Millions: What Do You Do For Work? by Javalist: 3:30pm On Jun 02
Space booked, will go get some popcorns.
BusinessRe: Look At The Huge Amount Paid On 3k Loan ... by Javalist: 1:36pm On May 21
It's non-collateralized high risk loan where over 40% (according to some study) do not pay back their loan. They do this to stay profitable as a business.

By the way, you do not complain about a loan based on the advert you saw. They provided you with interest on the loan right before you accepted the loan offer, why are you complaining now that it's time to pay back?

Olaolar:
All this loan app will crick advertisment on net everywhere ..
like borrow 50k to pay 51 borrow 100k to pay 101k

. they're all big fat lairs.
CareerRe: Worker Receives N25m Compensation After Losing Arm In Lagos Factory Accident by Javalist: 2:36pm On May 12
FalseProphet1:
He should donate the whole 25m to my spiritual center and the amputated arm would grow back.

This I have seen.
You can as well use that spiritual power to grow your bank account instead of receiving donations.
BusinessRe: Hotel Software: Eazzihotech : Hotelier's Workbook by Javalist: 2:49am On Apr 21
Do you think hotel owners will be here on NL wasting their time? Oga go and learn marketing tactics.
FamilyRe: If You've Drank From This Cup, How Old Is Your 2nd Born? by Javalist: 12:47am On Mar 22
Lol, I did. My second born is 6.
CrimeRe: Lady Alleges Tinder Lover Scammed Her Of ₦40m Life Savings by Javalist: 2:13pm On Jan 21
2RightHands1Coc:
40M or 4M

Or you mean 400k.
She probably meant 40k. She can't look this ugly, fragile, and malnourished and still have 40m sitting in her account.
PetsRe: I Caught This Big Owl This Morning by Javalist: 1:43pm On Jan 21
That's bird abuse, I can pay you to release it

Let's talk!
CrimeRe: Man Convicted Over Refusal To Refund ₦1.5B Mistakenly Credited To His Account by Javalist: 1:41pm On Jan 21
The story of Africa most dumbest fraudster I've read in a decade.
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria VP Refused To Wish Nigeria Christians Happy Christmas by Javalist: 11:33am On Jan 03
See how your joblessness is causing you to think irrationally. Both the President and his VP are Muslims. If the President did that already, you do not expect the VP to do it again. They're not working for two different organizations, they're working for ONE system.

By the way, if VP sends wishes to you during your festivals, how would that increase your OPay wallet?
BusinessRe: Banks To Start Charging ₦50 Stamp Duty On Transfers Above ₦10k From January 1st by Javalist: 1:09pm On Dec 31, 2025
The charge was previously on the receiver, now the system wants to charge sender as well. So the govt will end up deducting N100 for every 10k electronic transfer done across the nation everyday.

Kudos Tulumbu!
SportsRe: Christmas: Esther Okoronkwo Gives Away ₦2 Million On The Streets Of Abia by Javalist: 6:27pm On Dec 25, 2025
She would have touched more lives if she did 50k to 40 people. 50k would be more than enough to feed a family of 5 - 10 on Christmas Day.
PoliticsRe: We Bought Our Lagos House For N100 In 1979 – 80-Year-Old Janet Brai by Javalist: 12:23am On Dec 22, 2025
100 naira in 1979 is 250k naira today in 2025. It's highly unlikely that you could buy 100 x 100 plot of land then let alone but a whole house.

Mama, reframe your thoughts!
CrimeRe: Woman Wrestles Policeman To The Ground In Benin (Photos, Video) by Javalist: 5:53pm On Dec 19, 2025
I'm more concerned about a damage on the road if the police man was pinned to the ground multiple times. The government would have used taxpayers' money to fix that - that would affect me directly.
TravelRe: Ugandan Lady JUBILATES After Receiving NIGERIAN VISA by Javalist:
If she had done her assignment very well, she would have stayed in her home country rather than coming to Nigeria - that would have been more gracious of her.

I know this comment sucks coming from a Nigerian citizen, but I can't hold it anymore, I can't continue to hoard the truth about Nigeria.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: ChatGPT Will Disgrace You! by Javalist: 7:11am On Oct 24, 2025
Oga whatever service you're trying to upsell here, you can't do it better than ChatGPT. If you can't beat them, join them - use AI yourself to scale your business and still keep your customers.

It's clear your source of income feels threatened, be smart by embracing AI before it completely displaces your job.
CelebritiesRe: Sarah Martins Harassed By Lagos Task Force For Cooking On The Street In Lekki by Javalist: 10:33pm On Oct 16, 2025
You're cooking free food for the vulnerable.. Madam just know say who hungry pass don carry d food comot.
CrimeRe: Top 5 Countries With The Most Corrupt Police Forces by Javalist: 2:04pm On Sep 13, 2025
I can only accept this list if it was written in 31st December, 1913 -- that was before the infamous amalgamation took place when the term NIGERIA didn't exist.

Any thing otherwise, Nigeria will always top a list like this.
EducationRe: What My Friend Did To Me because Of Ordinary Teaching Job. by Javalist: 11:52am On Sep 03, 2025
I know you're doing all this nonsense because of the 85k. If you want to deceive yourself by using AI to teach what you did not study in University, you can as well continue to deceive yourself by lying in your bed at home and tell AI to give you 85k per month without doing anything.
BusinessRe: You Opened Your Piggybank But Met This, What Would You Do? by Javalist:
Celestialsword:
This is one of the disadvantages of keeping/saving cash at home,this is archaic.

Apart from the money not generating interest,the risk of loosing your money are much.

I wonder that in this digital age, people still save money at home,this is something that is practiced by stark illiterates but I wonder when people still applaud them online
If anyone thinks keeping money at home is only done by "stark illiterates", then they are no different to that group. Where do you think politicians, drug lords, kidnappers, cyber criminals etc all keep their money? Of course not in the bank. You and I both know that this set of people I mentioned above are way smarter than an average fella wasting their time on a public forum like this.
PhonesRe: Hausa People And Wrong Numbers. by Javalist: 1:36am On Aug 12, 2025
For me as a Hausa man, it's always Yoruba people disturbing my line.

Just a few hours ago, one elderly woman who doesn't sound educated, called and she was like "bawo ni" and then some other words and couldn't comprehend. I told her wrong number then hang up but she kept calling back until I blocked her number.
AutosRe: Sold out 2009 Honda Accord Evil Spirit 2.9m by Javalist: 6:17pm On Jul 24, 2025
Deepspirituals:
Out of All names , EVIL SPIRIT na waoo for Honda ...... Chai
More like "na waoo for 9ja", Honda never named that vehicle "Evil Spieit". It was simply Honda Accord 2009 when it debuted.
FoodRe: Beske: Have You Eaten This Before? (Photos) by Javalist: 1:09pm On Jul 13, 2025
Awara or
Kwai-Da-Kwai or
Wara.

A very common food in Northern Nigeria, typically consumed by the poor and middle class.

It is made of soybeans, fried then accompanied with spices to add taste.
FamilyRe: I Want To Send My Wife Packing by Javalist: 10:57pm On Jun 10, 2025
PantShifter:
What is good for the goose is also good for the gander.

He cheated on his wife so she also has a right to cheat
Werey super plus grin grin grin
HealthRe: Casual Sex Without Condom - Women Edition by Javalist: 9:39pm On Jun 10, 2025
If the southern parts can claim 60%+, any northern region can't score even the least of 10%.

StatiSense has always been high on dog shit weed, they always go south on even the most basic facts.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Spend N393 Billion On 1,477 Street Lights In 2025 Budget by Javalist:
Each street light will cost a whopping sum of N266,000,000, thíefnúbü I hail thee!
BusinessRe: Should I Collect this Loan From Loan App To Boast My Business? by Javalist: 1:41am On May 21, 2025
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EducationRe: How to make money online with data by Javalist: 1:35am On May 21, 2025
Sell your phone. No be by force to own a mobile phone and even have data when the stomach is empty!

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