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Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 4:01pm On Nov 23, 2014
kingjay18:
happy Sunday! pls o will dey release d 2nd batch dis week before d DPP form closehuh and pls will dey consider people wit lik 4marks to d cut off? cos I want to collect d DPP but wanna wait fr d second batch. tnks
guy una still de wait? hmm
Family › Re: Beware!!! See What Some Maid Are Doing In Your Absent by jaymejate: 3:06pm On Nov 23, 2014
My mom watched dis video juz nw, she still de cry, swearing for dat demonic maid.

what a short horror display!
sad
Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by jaymejate: 4:48am On Nov 23, 2014
haa ehehehe cry
pls dnt beg me.
#cnt stop crying.

wat a story.

i actually started around 3am, frm d 1st page.
Family › Re: Beware!!! See What Some Maid Are Doing In Your Absent by jaymejate: 3:07am On Nov 23, 2014
chai, chisos!!! se d child no die nih?
pls tell me dat d maid is at d baq of canter 4 police station.

fear catch me oo!
#wayo sad heee
Romance › Re: A Picture Of A Lady Proposing To A Guy(ladies Can You Do This?):d by jaymejate: 2:59am On Nov 23, 2014
han han, i sure say dis 1 na nollywood movie.
d gal sev nor fyn, see dat guy too, mr ibu jnr
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 7:59pm On Nov 22, 2014
omokenny24:
Hmmmm..... True Talk, Haven't Been There, But Those Guys Can't Be Telling Lies About The Hostel Na.... Tho, I Haven't Seen Unity(I Might Have Even Seen It And Never Knew It's Unity), But Orisun Building Looks Good Sha....
so im also a rascal?
cos i stayed at Orisun last session, block D14a.
stayed with d polyib greatest, HULK, GP, RAJOO d presido, Opera etc.
dis session, ama chill wit d baddest, t.j maratti...

ORISUN, chai..... guyz dnt miss d fun.
and,

R.C.F WELCOMES U ALL.
#TANKS!
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 7:53pm On Nov 22, 2014
eyin guyz no mind polyibadan, the tuition fee no fit close on moday jawe.


egbon deewon... if block E nd D start thr noisy tinz around 10-12 woh u go juz de laff. block C juz face d skul gate. block A nd B na separate...painted blue.

D and E funny. smokers at E.... nd note, dnt be suprised if gals juz de enter orisun anyhow, infact u go de confused weda na female hostel or male. gals de slip orisun.... orisun is juz a free place (toh ba jara e) .
we knw it as Orisun HOTEL.
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:45pm On Nov 22, 2014
i dnt nid result jor.


i/we don knw d winner.
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:40pm On Nov 22, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Yup grin

I b omo zangerian. cool
Zangerian? no be dat place dem tok say flood clear d whole country? huh
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:34pm On Nov 22, 2014
Idowuogbo:
No....mushin babe mehn grin
smiley nice hood!
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:28pm On Nov 22, 2014
chrisviral:
No dear, my village wynch, no gree me reach final.
no be joke matter, cum for deliverance.
form fee na 30k.
God bless u
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:26pm On Nov 22, 2014
chrisviral:
Which pancake undecided?
No mind that odeniigbo abi na Idowuogbo.
She is just looking for my trouble, and coz of her chiwike no go win, na 2nd runner up en go be.
hmm true tok.
she must be from oshogbo smiley
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:18pm On Nov 22, 2014
chrisviral:
cheesy grin
U dey fine my trouble ni?
Masonkz do something hehehehe

Who be that contestant self wy talk say en wan see you, chibwike right?
I think he is high on something bigger than an alcohol, you go chop am alive
guy how va, ur pancake get curry?
smiley
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:15pm On Nov 22, 2014
Idowuogbo:
No...he's over at masonkz's villa making pancakes. grin
awh sad they ave done ojoro .

mak i jez hear say naijaboiy no win... chei ! walahi satan go dig borehole for hell fire!

#team naijaboiz.
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:07pm On Nov 22, 2014
pls is chrisviral still in d contest?
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:04pm On Nov 22, 2014
francisTony una don turn campaign manager abi?

naijaboiy is dat ur book? u beta go read.
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by jaymejate: 4:01pm On Nov 22, 2014
I vote Naijaboiy
cc- ezepromoe
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 1:04pm On Nov 22, 2014
Easereyl12:
Av paid at last
congrats egbon
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 1:00pm On Nov 22, 2014
omokenny24:
U Guys Shuld Stop Being SELFISH Na...... Tell Us About Female Hostel Too Na.... Which Is Better Between Olori And Ramat?
haa , im sori... im not a customer thr.
olatunji should knw more abt dat.
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 12:22pm On Nov 22, 2014
Dopeyomi:
[size=20]mesHanu ur mOuth dIa.. Na Unity d0pe pass o.. Na agberOs full Orisun.. [/size]
shatapp thr, ORISUN na anoda world entirely. a nice place to be tongue
deewon56:
wAO Orisun ni kan tan...#DANCIN IJO SHOKI...SHARA SAA WON OMO Orisun..u no say i don pack my bed,books come polyib frm lasu..lasu don chop my eye 4 hs fraudulent adminsion list..gbobo aye orisun ni*WINKS*
bros i de folo u dance shoki o, if yhu wan collect hostel, na either block D or block E u should take.

oya ijo shoki oo.
my skul fee o cry
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 12:14pm On Nov 22, 2014
omokenny24:
Ok Na..... *ForwardMatch*
odabor , i go meet u thr
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 9:02am On Nov 22, 2014
omokenny24:
Take A Bike 2 D Sch Mgt Na......
not sch mgt buh hostel portal. smiley
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 8:58am On Nov 22, 2014
olatunji21:
Are u an Administrator Sir?
nope, buh an ENGINEER!
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 8:56am On Nov 22, 2014
olatunji21:
SLT can choose any of the Hostels..SLT is Located @CEC/middlebelt..
SLT de middle belt? walahi i no knw... so na 3 departments de middle belt. ehn he should go ORISUN
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 8:09am On Nov 22, 2014
omokenny24:
Sha Don't Crucify Me Ni..... And About All These Girls Thingy U Mentioned, Dunno O! Nd U Guys Shuld Be Controlling Ur Eyes Direction Na.... Abi Ur Eyes Needs Windvane Ni? #Tongue0ut#...
kikikikiki smiley
we juz de look up to God ni.. haa especially if pesin de go church, r.c.f for insurance, na God go help.
u go c pants, d colour i de see most na 1 kind blaq g-string , dat 1 common. white bra is unlimited.
*sumtin should be done
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 7:52am On Nov 22, 2014
Phantom727:
I don change my mind. . .na orisun sure pass o smiley
u are funny, juz go to UNITY o cos u re for SLT
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 7:35am On Nov 22, 2014
Phantom727:
Thanks bro. . .i'll gladly choose unity in terms of what u said.
SLT, juz choose unity, close to u in the north.
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 7:33am On Nov 22, 2014
olatunji21:
Orisun hall is better than Unity in terms of Social life.. They are very free unlike unity where they live a Cage-like lifestyle. And every member of Orisun Hall have a tendency of been a Future Rascal.. Above all choose Unity Hall because of:
Neatness
Serene Environment
Security
water (Though demand outweigh supply here and u knw wat that means)
etc
tell me dat was a mistake.

see if u like choose ORISUN , if u like choose dat prison in d forest, UNITY, na yhu know oo.
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 7:29am On Nov 22, 2014
deewon56:
xo u mean i shld choose orisun?betwen no b unity hall wey dey public admin side u dey talk?
bro u re an engineer, ur place is at south. pls after 4months at ORISUN, if d place no good.... walahi i will return ur money.
Unity nd water prob shaa.
olori and unity de manage 1 generator, so thr lite nor last.

Orisun de use 1 big mikano gen, omo much enjoyment thr. water na 24/7 . if water nd lite no cum within 4days, protest don start niyen. buh Unity, na dem mumu pas, dem go juz be lookin nih.

ORISUN IS ALWAYS THE BEST.
U NID MORE GIST ON DAT LIVELY HOSTEL? JUZ HOLLA ME
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by jaymejate: 7:23am On Nov 22, 2014
omokenny24:
Really? Unity Is Beside PAD? Yaaga! Will See Enough Ugly Guys..... And Handsome Intelligent Guys As Well..... #Don'tCrucifyMeWitDisCommentOh#...
Good Morning To EVERYONE.....
y we nor go crucify yhu.
geology too de along olori hostel, na xo pesin u go de look up only to be seeing pants, bra „ naked girls,,, chai... dat place ehn.. e bad!
Education › Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by jaymejate: 12:19am On Nov 22, 2014
sodiq20:
Can you help me with that bro?
STOP THAT ABEG!
MY BRODA IS STILL LOOKIN FOR HIS SKUL FEE. smiley

#kiddin
Education › Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by jaymejate: 12:16am On Nov 22, 2014
GOD PUNISH LASU FOR CAUSING DIS.

HEY, U DAT AVE NT BN ADMITTED. GIVE TANKS, GOD JUZ SAVED U FRM D STRIKE LASU WILL BE THROWING U INTO IN D FUTURE. DATS 4 SURE.

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