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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 4:54pm On Apr 11, 2020
Concerncitizen:
You truly wish this was true but it is false.
Unlike you that talks about Tacha and monitors our tags.
I don't waste my time on Mercy
But you just typed her name. See your life, #MercyInYourKeypads

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 4:52pm On Apr 11, 2020
Concerncitizen:
Which face?
Not mine.
I don't follow her on any platform I don't read her news or tags neither do I waste my time talking about her like you guys grin.
Same way I won't watch anything I don't watch Africa Magic.
So on whose face is she cheesy.
Definitely not mine
I forgot you don't have DSTV. Don't worry we would soon buy airtime on AIT.

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 4:49pm On Apr 11, 2020
Concerncitizen:
Titans bought the ticket cool
tongue
Ntoor tongue tongue
This girl still playing catcher. Selling audio dinner, nobody wants to buy your tickets. Is any of the ticket showing sold out?

She go UK, not a single person come to famzy her. The house she stay for peckham, na one cornerpiece parlor. she con dey shout lockdown better in UK. Na dog go chop that her mouth

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 4:44pm On Apr 11, 2020
Concerncitizen:
Which face is she anywhere?
Them don thief Tacha slogan join.

Copy and paste people your fave don dey expire
MercyInYourFaces dear.

Someone is on DS fiinn'' TV
One is on instalive playing catcher and begging to talk to celebs.

Only God knows how many DMs of celebs this girl for don bombard like that.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 4:42pm On Apr 11, 2020
Concerncitizen:
She will still go back again wink
Who will pay for her flight this time. Ateke tom or boyloaf?

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Person go wan travel go they advertise audio show and tickets. Dem no go still buy!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 4:40pm On Apr 11, 2020
Sweetpink:
Agama went to the UK to suck willie's divk while Tacha went there for a show...which the pandemic ruined!
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
Na Audiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......... You will finally commit suicide when you see willie in one of the episode's of the Mercy and Ike show

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 4:33pm On Apr 11, 2020
Sweetpink:
Kwa kwa kwa
Mumunaries and their bragging rights are funny sha! grin
Your own bragging right.

Unknown DJ
Yvonne Nelson ... When wad the last time this girl was in the news. She herself can't remember

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 4:27pm On Apr 11, 2020
Sweetpink:
Kwa kwa kw kwa
I'm looking for a sexy Male titan with 8 inches pole grin
Mumunaries with melted dvks and clits should stay away!
I need to cheat with a deserving pole....no be nonsensegrin
grin grin grin
When we attempted fingering you, this what what came out with our finger! you rotten pussy

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 12:18pm On Apr 11, 2020
One mumu keep famzing with awon forgotten celebs.

Yvonne wey Ghana no remember say she was ever a celeb. Mr Eazi that has not had a hit in the last 2 years and has even become anonymous in the music scene.

Hahahahahaha it's so hard trying to keep up with the Queen. Chiwawa don turn OAP for instalive.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 12:14pm On Apr 11, 2020
Sweetpink:
Kwa kwa kwa
Your slippery tears are needed!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm commmmmmmmingggg!
Your mop stick really doing magic. The first time you are coming on this thread, anyway to the exit of Oblivion, that's where we welcome newcomer Dumbo's like you.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:56am On Apr 11, 2020
Sweetpink:
Wailing wailer!
Drop your tears let me self-service!!!!
Go and use your mop stick. Olodo! Nobody wants to fucc you!

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87:
DownChelsea:
you also have body odour
Everybody runs away from you
You went to an audio university that isn’t on google.
You have an audio twin that has scammed you
You are full of stretchmarks
Davido’s tattoo couldn’t take any more of your smell and had to run away
You have low IQ
You have the shapeless legs ever seen
You have dark knuckles, knees and toes
You claim to be the 1st daughter of a city but yet you reside in another city
Every situation you put yourself into, has revealed the filth in you.



Oga, let’s not talk too much. Your name is tarshar
Yes that's me, Your one and only Trashcan. I the Queen of all Toutans

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:24am On Apr 11, 2020
One person is having reality show on instagram and youtube produced and edited with a mobile phone, the other is having hers on DS fuccin TV.

#WeKnowWhoIsWinning.

By consoling herself with rejected and forgotten celebs, Mgbeke thinks she can rival someone a full production cast is on her matter day and night.
Even the celebs she is famzing on her live are looking up to Mercy. See how easy is it for Mercy to win. she can't just help all she does is..

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No matter what!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 9:40am On Apr 11, 2020
Where the heck is he? grin grin grin

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 9:07am On Apr 11, 2020
I will be bigger than the host
I will be bigger than the show
I will be bigger than the winner
You will pay to see me cheesy cheesy
I will feed you
What i have achieved at age 24, you haven't achieved it in your lifetime

Chiooo ALL NA OKOTO MEOW KOTO SKRR TALK

Everyone knows who is balling.

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87:
I only bath once in 2 days.
I was denied SA visa
I was disqualified from somewhere
I used my body to scrub the floor
I was in UK but no one was there
I said Conora instead of Corona
I have audio bens
I wrote daugter, ENDORESED, Coper etc

Who am I?

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 8:34am On Apr 11, 2020
Concerncitizen:
All I can see are two beauties kiss kiss
two lowlifers

We talking A-list

Someone is still famzing with all D-listers. Imagine shyngle with no street cred, who is notorious for dating scammers and Yahoo boys heaping praise on one of her kind.

Yvonne Nelson, Ghana reject, na him mumu they famz.

#MercyEkeInYourFaces

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:12pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
My babies kiss grin
Live view less than 2k. Oshisco
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 7:45pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
Yall drop your tears grin
E pain dem!
Sweet pink right now in one corner of her room

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 7:40pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
Kwa kwa kwa
See how they are wailing under my comments cheesy
I'm not the cause of your frustrations o!
Go and blame Agama for not giving yall credible bragging rights. grin
Lmao!
I said what I said,deal with it!
Someone is in SIFIA pains this night, they are currently roasting you, left right center and middle on this thread. Miss hippo kai kai leave you run!

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 6:42pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
They said it would end in tears but the vision is still clear!
grin
She don dem famzy Tblizz again. lol, so people really go back to their vomit.

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 6:38pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
Fake doctor grin
Truth hurts Toutan, truth hurts

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 6:35pm On Apr 10, 2020
aigmax:
aint even a fan of either contestants...im just here for the hilarious banters grin grin grin grin grin

and take this from someone on a neutral point of view...RIGHT NOW mercy is doing way better than tacha...so stop all these charade ..believe me everyone sees thru it smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Sweetpink are you seeing this. What of Amazonhippolyta, are you seeing this.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 6:24pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
I'm a mum,kemi olunoyo is also a mum...are you a fake dad or a kidnapper?
Ode!
I am doctor, so you both sit your ass down and listen to me on health matters.
As you can see that precious girl as outgrown her baby fat.
If you were truly a mum you would have known, but wats in your own head is Trash gold coffee combination make up. Nobody wants to fuc you, just saying
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 5:08pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
Seyi law,the father of an over bloated baby wants us to give him the Ubi treatment?
Okurrrr.
Me:waiting for the queen!
But have you seen that baby now, shes all grown and healthy.

Baby fat is not a new thing and does not have any side effects on babies. They shed the fat when they grow up. It's normal

How will Dumbo's know. It is not Tacha's overcooked make-up and dumb Twitter hashtags

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 5:05pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
Oh,is that you?
I never knew you preferred a painful death to a peaceful one grin
As far as you DIP,I'm good grin
Kwa kwa kwa kw a
No wahala person wey DIE IN PEACE better pass person wey die DIE IN TEARS. Bitterpink abeg DIT.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 3:41pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
I'm glad you are prepared to die grin
DIP grin
I'm just glad you know the menu already. I will contact the boys to prepare for April 26.

Or better still you can go on Amazon or AliExpress to start shopping for your size now, so it can arrive before 26th

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 12:05pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
If you want to stop seeing Tacha's updates wherever you go,you have to take a bottle of sniper after eating a plate of yam pepper soup laced with rat poison.
Thank me later...as a friend who loves you grin
Please remember this menu on April the 26th, when the season premiere of the Merike show begins.

I would be glad to sponsor the boys to come dance with you

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:33am On Apr 10, 2020
DownChelsea:
but, why is there so much water in your eyes? grin grin grin grin grin
Dont mind the bitterpink, this is exactly how are eyes looks when she reads this thread.

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We have advised her severally to stick to twitter and post her dumb tacha updates there
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:30am On Apr 10, 2020
Sweetpink:
In a bid to sound like a typical mumunary,you just confessed to the fact that you are a FAN of Tacha's grin
Kwa kwa kwa
Keep up with Tacha!
I have a twitter account, where else do you think i will find that dumbo. The undisputed queen of dumbass twitter trends

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 9:11am On Apr 10, 2020
Gbegirisoup:
I didn't watch but I can imagine....

Something like this comes to mind...

Over Make up!


Kikikikikikiikiki kikikikikikiikiki!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Over Make Up!... See how that DJ looked natural, but our own Twitter scarecrow looking like they poured coffee gold paint on her face

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 9:02am On Apr 10, 2020
Concerncitizen:
I stan a Queen kiss
Trash's was oozing of too much gold make-up. She looked like a scarecrow in that live with DJ Zhixle. Her color was just contrasting each other, face gold, neck orange black, knuckles burnt.

the funniest part was when she was playing put your hands down challenge, see how ugly her palms looked, bleaching cream don spoil am finish

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