₦airaland Forum

ba7man:
I come in peace.

Please has "Keeping up with Tacha" aired?

Keeping up with who ... Asabalinsaylohan

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Sweetpink:
Kings and Queens
Haters stay away o

#Ikoroduluckydube
#AbuleegbaKylieJenner
#Ojuelegbasnoopdogg
#Asabalindshaylohan

All in one picture. So much stupidity

Sweetpink:
If it trended so well,why are you wailing in my mention?

You were the one wailing, i had to console you with facts

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Nigeria Delta will suffer from budget cut, and 90% of the revenue will come from Niger Delta.

Bomb dey una head.

Unproductive north east did not get a budget cut, it's Niger Delta.

Almajiris don't want education before, so I am not surprised a nation is cutting education budget.

Health too... In a critical time when Covid-19 is ravaging the nook and cranny of the earth.

What a time to be a Nigerian

Sweetpink:
Yes o
We said the truth and their fears insecurities became loud!
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
They need us to trend their wack show but we wont give them the pleasure
Goodmorning my sweet lady

Need you. That show Trended so well, mention one celeb you know, that was not talking about it.
I am not talking about internet beggars, warriors, marlians and toutans.

Mention 1 Naija A-lister who wasn't congratulating Mercy about it and talking about it. All ex-bbn housemates except 1 talked about it

Sweetpink:
You see how dumb you are?
I asked you a question and you are showing me nonsense.
I can bet my life on the fact that you use GOTV and you are owing 6 months subscription due to poverty
Na nairaland be your TV
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
You see your life?

Oya help me, subscribe for me. Madam internet Dangote. I replied your answer. I said even the access bouquet you subscribe to has cartoon network hence your choice to watch cartoon instead of the premiere of the Merike reality TV show.

As a gentleman and mercenary that I am, I offered to upgrade you and pay premium bouquet for you, for 6 months so you can catch every episode of the Merike show. But as a Toutan that you are you turned it into a street fight. I won't go down the mud with you #IHAVEMOVEDON

We are not competing money with you our Internet Dangotes

then one uninformed half-wit pastor in Nigeria, will come tell us it is 5G

Sweetpink:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
Una wey no fit afford common toothpaste dey talk.
Chai!
So cartoon network no follow for premium package?
Awon ode!

You see where you mumu. Cartoon network sef dey for family and access which you normally subscribe too. See your hypeman here doing what he knows how to do best

Gbegirisoup:
Awwww!

Everyone wants to have a glimpse of the Queen.

Now this is what we call bragging rights

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Melezenawii:
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Stop spewing unreasonable data

thats not rubbish data that is fact. How many lagos based business patronizes caverton. No be oil companys them dey deal with the most

Sweetpink:
I would rather watch cartoon network.
Ode!

send your account number lets help you subscribe for premium so you don't miss out on the April 26th season opener of the Merike Show. Do it fast.. We no be internet dangote, we be talk na do

Sweetpink:
I went to SDK and saw how bvs roasted Agama and her tacky upcoming show
Kwakwakwa kwa kwa
I don laugh tire

SDK faceless blog where 1 person (a toutan supposedly) can comment a million times as anonymous. SDK commenters rubbishing Mercy's show will not stop the moving train. No matter how you guys hate on her accent, she is fast moving at a pace making everybody tremble

All hail the Queen

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Sweetpink:
Mad o

You see why we always say this. Toutans are so delusional

Sweetpink:
And why is it paining you?

This thing is giving me joy. Single ladies and guys in the house, make sure you ask this important questions before going a date with anybody

Sweetpink:
Story!
She will continue to be in their faces!

Yes with dumbass Twitter hashtags

Her mates her quietly making genuine impact, she is winning the Twitter and social media verification war

Gbegirisoup:
Twitter o!



Las Las, she go dey alright!

Twitter people deal with Tacha hot. Dem no get joy at all. Dem no one use eye see that girl again

Elekdec:
Exactly!

Las Las Everyone would watch to laugh at the accent.
Which equals more money.

Those who talk about this accent thing have never worked in multinational organisations or neither do they have exposure working and talking people of different background from all around the world. If they had

They will definitely appreciate their own accent and not see it as a thing of shame.

Na today person dey get accent.

Me sef get!
Indonesians get!
Americans get!
Chinese people get!
Indians get!
Ghanaians get!
Lebanese get!

Who no get accent make hin come forward.

Accent is a way to identify with someone's background and indigenization. Accent has never been an abuse anywhere in the world.

Nigerians will be forming American accent, little do they know that Americans actually like the way Nigerians speak their English.

If Mercy like make she speak in tongues, we go stl watch am find translation later.

Sweetpink:
Kwa kwa kwa
Don't get ahead of yourself nigga.
Comparing Agama's show to KUWK is like comparing Light with darkness
Dumbery.

Let me give you one synonymn expo that might come out in your next Jamb Exam.

Which of the following word from the options below share the same similarities in categories of genres and familiarity with the comparisons below:

America = KUWK
Nigeria =

a) House of Badmus
b) Fuji House of Commotion
c) Merike Show
d) Papa Ajasco and Co
e) Faze 2 Face

The Answer is Option (C) Merike Show

No go fail am ooo. Awon Jambite

Vyolet:
I was caught by surprise, watching the highlight of the show this morning on Toyin Aimakhu's page.
I was like see Ike and Mercy o, they've been coding themselves like nothing is happening.
I played the video more than 15 time smiling sheepishly.

Daz how Starz do!

Gbegirisoup:
Tears everywhere !!

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Better tears!

Sweetpink:
It will end in tears
Kwa kwa kwa kwa

What you don't realize is they have about 6 episodes of this show on ground already before they will consider airing it. Am so sure by the time Merike Show enters season 2, brekete kingdom will have no choice but to do this at 3rd mainland bridge one by one

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Sweetpink:
You wish!
We are busy with the queen
Kwa kwa kwa

You guys are busy consoling trasha shey!!!

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Its so tough to be a toutan right now

Makavelli25:
With likes of you guys in nigeria,we are going no where.
What is there if our soldiers fought and win

If na another country nw,its another case

Mtcheww. God bless the NA

With what General Adekunle put to us on social media, it clearly shows our war against boko haram is a sham. I am not an apologist of inefficiency like you. Chad has set the bar in the war against boko haram, it is now up to the so called giant of africa to live up to it

Bigleaf1006:
You want them to go and start killing innocent armless almajiris and claim say Dem be Boko so they can clear ur doubt.

Brother you are very correct! Abeg i kno want evidence again. thats what the Nigerian soldiers do

We want evidence like that of the chadian army!

Like i always say you can't buy class, not even by the amount of twitter mentions you get in a day, it can't buy you class.

Class is earned. Mercy I hail your majesty. See the amount of A-listers queuing to watch this show.

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Chiwawa and all the toutans in brekete kingdom right now!

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darelar:
Mtn 20Gb for #3500. I dey download and share 100mb with my wife daily As if am using free WiFi.

how can one do this plan

Concerncitizen:
Tacha dey trend haters are in pains oo

She really trended yesterday, no dumb hashtags just pure bitter truth from TwitterNg. They had her time. Tacha is in SIFIA pains after hearing the truth for the real twitter yesterday

Sweetpink:
No be small o.
They went and threatened DJ Zinhle to back off
Even when their madam advertised her low budget black Chyna and Rob's show.
Kwa kwa kwa kwa

Show us an evidence, You pathetic Liar. How we go threaten DJ Zinhle, who she be, she no matter for national affairs. Even for African affairs she will take the back seat where DJ Lambo is.
Forget forbes, na only rich people them sabi, very soon they will tell DJ Cuppy is the best female DJ in Nigeria

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Gbegirisoup:


No be today.. Her dvmbness don tey..



Her fans couldn't save her!

Gbegirisoup this is too savage and absolutely true.