₦airaland Forum

Yes!!! The CUL is upon us!

Statistics shows that DrAdonis; our enthroned king will probably be having the shortest reign ever. I see him bowing out b4 12. Oh king! Ur reign has brought us dz plague of stream 2. U have to appease the gods.

Tunnyz:
All of una sleep snore leave only me for here

Nobi only u jare. We many like legion

JUST IN:::
Studies have just shown that the pulse rates and Blood pressures of a certain percentage of Nigerian graduates sky rocketed unpredictably over the last 4 hours. This; the report claims, must have been as a result of the technical malfunction of the so called NYSC portal. The World Health Organization(WHO) has expressed its concerns over this unhealthy menace.
Source: Baba Ijebu

@Doctor Abu: Pls what's the health implication of this untimely NYSC stunt on the cardiovascular well being of PCMs?

As sad as it may sound, some PCMs MAY stil not have the current heart breaking info on their dashboards changed since not everyone will make stream 1. Baba God, abeeeg reason my matter. I still be ur boy that year o

UniqueAmos:
Pls those that registered on the first day, are u guys still in this Stream 2. Just want to comfirm

Yup. Started registration by 2am of 20th April and got my CUN b4 12noon. Brother, we all are on our life vests floating on stream 2. Na everybody. No fear. Cheers

Tunnyz:
Rise above your fears...

Exactly,,,Lol

RAFIC:
So well written and well said. Captured every emotion that went through me at just the right moment. Wehdon, bro. Stream 1 we shall get or NYSC head go clear for their eye....

Amen bro,,,God dey

ABOLORUNKING:
Fellow PCMs i saw this message ''You will be notified when to print your call-up letter because you are not in stream I" on my dashboard. how can i apply for correction of this puerility?

Kindly go to Code of Conduct Bureau and report the anomaly

harlimy7:
so nysc has finally decided to punish me for my sins ehnn....after announcing to all my peeps that I will be going to camp on Monday. so they just decided to ruin me....chai so nysc has finally decided to punish me for my sins ehnn....after announcing to all my peeps that I will be going to camp on Monday. so they just decided to ruin me....chai

Lol. Nigerians sha. Abeg when NYSC start to punish people for their sins o. Abi Baba God don delegate that duty to them now? Itz getting more interesting

Tunnyz:
If them ban me I go use my second account lol

Lol. I see wetin d give u mind now.

@Tunnyz. Calm down small make them no ban u o.

Mehnnn...logged in2 my dashboard with sleepy eyes and then came face to face with the heart breaking news. "shit!" i cursed unconsciously. And instantly, over a thousand thoughts matched across my mind as i felt my heavy eyes lighten up. I jux couldn't bliv it. Where did i go wrong again? After all the effort? Damn! This isn't fair. As i pondered along, my mind drifted 2 my Nairaland folks. "They apparently will b jubilating by now" i thought aloud. "okay, lemme see those that were lucky enough to get stream 1". And so i logged in and saw EVERYBODY ship wrecked and almost drowning in stream 2. That was when i realized that though i wasn't a Liverpool fan, i obviously wasn't 'drowning' alone here. But the question is, what could hav been responsible for dz degree of error? Could it be the site was hacked or what? because as it stands, i'm so scared to check my dashboard again. Sleep has eluded me,,,

thorrvik55:
The person dat typed dat

Well, i guess it wasn't 4 u then so chillax iyeh? Doh.

thorrvik55:
Not funny

And who said it was a joke?

The secret prayer of a confused PCM: "Dear lord, please touch NYSC to give me Port Harcourt. I don't want to serve in Rivers State"

sparkle4u:
General Hospital. A parent of my pupil that help me because she is working there. But they are doing it with 3k there.

U're blessed o. Ekpan General hospital d claim 5k

sparkle4u:
Ughelli, Delta state.

Sparkle4u how far? Abeg which hospital 4 Ugheli u run ur med cert? I dey Effurun and i no mind come run my own 4 there. Abeg respond ASAP. Tanx

Mustack:
this have been answered bearly all over the thread...
for those who pay the 3k printing start from thursday 18 2017 till 23rd same month anywhere anytime and for those that feel reluctant to pay the money base on various reason have to be in school starting from that day on...
so tell me imagine yourself travel all the way from lagos to ilorin and waited from 18th of this month till 23rd and later realised youre in ocean 2......
imagine how much your spend on a baseless principle unless you get palour near the sch
instagram == almustyofficial say think wisely

As in ehn. Nai b penny wise pound foolish

[quote author=segunk1 post=56470214][/quote]Lol...Someone can not play with you? I need the service pass u o

BREAKING:::

BUHARI DECAMPS TO PDP. BLAMES APC FOR HIS NUMEROUS LONDON TRIPS.


NYSC DG MAKES LAST MINUTE SHOCKING REVELATION: "WE CAN'T FUND 2017 SERVICE YEAR"


2017 BATCH A ORIENTATION CAMP SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY


PCMs EXPRESS MIXED FEELINGS OVER DIRECTIVES TO PRINT DISCHARGE CERTIFICATES ON THE 18TH OF MAY INSTEAD OF CALL UP LETTERS.
Check NIPOST for more details,,,

LogoDWhiz:
cc: Royalsleek, Sonymax16.

Yes, BVN issues do pose threat and problem..

But for your first allawee, you will get it in camp but you might have issues with subsequent ones.. You can either resolve it now or resolve it when you leave camp but then the earlier the better.

And please when given a bank account in camp, make sure you are not an existing customer of that bank to avoid conflict later on...

Sorry bruv,,,i didn't get dz last paragraph

Junki04:
Your new king

Mehnnn...i've missed a lot! Kudos 2 our newly crowned cute king. May ur reign know no hitches. #I pledge Allegiance

knacker:
King Uzeba
Ur attention is needed to d allegations levelled against u here

But as d First King of dis Thread n 2017 batch A pcms

A king crowned can not be dethroned until his tenure runs out

So pls u all shud wait till page 500 to dethrone him n crown a new one ....

Cc
Cutestcuty84
GentleLord
Elders of dis thread
Chriswazo
Segunk1
Mrletsgo
Bashnigga
Bussieboi
Philgbee
Mexyz
Christly99
Angelswt
Sparkle4u
Mandibeauty
Phunkposh
Et al

Lol...Power Tussle. So what happens if King Uzeba re-emerges king for page 500? Or is there any law prohibiting a king from reigning twice? Because King Uzeba might decide to play his card well and make a surprise move that will leave all his accusers in awe. I can't wait 2 see that happen. Lol

Happy birthday Mr Chriswazo...special hearty cheers.

keyke:
Help a sister o, I don't know if anyone here has the same issue. Nysc sent me a text on Tuesday saying my passport photograph has been disapproved, so I should upload another one. I've been trying to upload it to no avail

You might as well check the passport size. I guess it shouldn't be larger than 14kb

Hi guys, how's the registration going? I want 2 suggest that we all try logging into our various registration profiles 2 verify and ensure that the current CUN on our dashboards corresponds with what we have on our green cards. I'm saying this due 2 d experience i had on d first day of registration. Had 2 print my green card about 3 times because they all had different CUNs. It won't b funny that one went 2 camp only 2 find out he/she actually possed a wrong CUN. Lets b guided appropriately please.

Quite informative! Used 2 black list the late Maj Gideon Orkar b4 now. Love this piece. "The labours of our heros past shall never be in vain"

Can't afford 2 miss the company of sound minds. UJONG WILLY...Pet Eng grad...PTI. Pls add me 2 d whatsapp group. 07030622618

Emmerich09:
Thanks again jazzwill, variety they say is the spice of life.... Am keeping it coming you guyz have given me all the encouragement i need... Bless up y'all...

U got our attention bro,,,that's all we could afford 2 pay. More grace...

francis00:
I choose kwara Lagos Kaduna akwa ibom in that order pls where do you think I can be posted

That's almost similar to mine! Just Rivers in lieu of AKS