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SmartFaces:
My Boss walked pass me yesterday at the office and overheard myself and a colleague discussing football. It happened that i shouted Chelsea will win tomorrow! Being a Chelsea fan, He responded, "we will finish them" and immediately gave me #500. Ahh!!! i was happy as that money served launch for me.

The game is today, if you think Chelsea will win or loose, lets discuss and see who wins.

The blues for ever!!! Stoke City na moimoi!

C'mon...dat match shud be a walk-over for u guys na. I perceive a goal from Costa and Harzard. Anyways,,Up Man-U for me bae!!!

SmartFaces:
You are right my e-friend. I wouldn't do that outside my house, even in the midst of my close friends, i need to be damn careful.

I just that me for one, i don't like saying nasty things when i hear awkward things maybe because i was trained that way.

And am sorry if i said anything you did not like ok. I guess we are friends now?

Happy weekend for you dear.

Awwww...u must be GEJ's offspring...So calm and peace-loving. Have a beautiful weekend too dear!

Enyz:
OP!!! everything you said its a lie.... I willl be graduating this year and all the rules are being bent... rules are not that taken personally

Haha...anoda Bowenite,,its sooo nice to see u guys on NL ooo. Which department?

daintyprincess:
Amen ooooo. Economics

kk...nice one. Wish u d best then!

Chisuuuuuuusss...*ma joystick just gave 30 national salutes*

Opening a medicine and provision store woulda been a better idea na,,abi?

SammyHoe:
[b]FOUR MAJOR REASONS WHY JONATHAN ACCEPTED DEFEAT EASILY


No Civilian President would have done lesser than what Jonathan does(Accepting defeat). All the other presidents who stuck to power in the past have military background, so Jona hasn't done anything spectacular and I don't think he has made any history contrary to the songs many people here are singing.

Now here are my reasons for saying he hasn't made any history:


1. There are international observers everywhere and any nonsense will get him Gbagboed into International prison because they have declared the election as FREE AND FAIR. Remember Charles Taylor, Laurent Gbagbo and Gaddafi. They are all soldiers who are not scared a bit of prison or death, that's why they never stopped fighting. But for GEJ, he is not strong; a civillian like you and I, not ready to languish in prison. Obama himself made allusion to Nigeria election a day before it held, so that is enough to send some sensation of fear into the spine of any African president who has no military background. Jona himself has been made to sign peace treaty twice and also interviewed internationally and made to vow that their would be a credible election.


2. The earlier he agrees with Buhari, the better for him because no matter what he does, BUHARI is ready to suck him dry of the national wealth he has amassed for himself over the years and possibly dump him in prison. You will remember his wife shouting that she wasn't ready to feed her husband in prison. Jonathan is not a strong person at heart, so you should expect him to be scared of prison, unlike the likes of Buhari, Obj and other military converts.
So, calling Buhari on phone isn't a big deal at all, since that would be the last appeal he could do so that his punishment could be lessened. With this, by the time Buhari start crying out loud that Jonathan has done this and that, we the gullible Nigerians will start calling Buhari a wicked man and saying "upon how Jona called this man on phone, yet he is still exposing him that way." That is what we call APPEAL TO PITY(Fallacy)

3. With JEGA's intellectually calm and astute response to Mr Odubebe's bei bei bei, the whole world has already judged the man as a very shrewd and unbiased man, so I don't see any court case or rejection of the election result standing at all. Surely, Jega will defend himself and win in all cases. Also, everyone knows that Jona would have made many advances to Jega in attempts to bribe him; surely JEGA will reveal those advances in court and the story would be 'no story at all.'

4. Jona had to act this way(you all know he is a Nollywood actor) just to buy the apathy of many gullible Nigerians (especially the 'prophet says' and the 'Jona is a gentleman' type). He hasn't done anything well for the past six years, so by gently walking away, he wants to use that to gain last-minute popularity. Well, good luck to him but I ain't buying his ideas.[/b]

For ur mind u sef be detective abi?

Mama peace go dey carry Semo,garri,toothpaste etc. Na so life be o.

Where is Shah Rukh Khan?...d niccur was d richest last tym I checked.

Hmmmmn...na so love dey do person ooo.

@op...na certified oponu u be.

daintyprincess:
Bros abeg take it easy oooo,I entered the same year u entered and most of the things u wrote in ur post I never experienced it like u over staying ur exeat,I avavpent more than two hours outside without any wahal. They do parole till 9 nowadays. Devotion is not compulsory like that,since I resumed second semester av never gone for morning devotion. Three quarter is allowed in d evening. U don't av to bad belle d school abi dem expel u?

e go better for u jare...which department u dey beta pikin? I finished from Biochem.

axortedbabe:
see this one..

sweerie...get u a nice gown too. I'll need a date

Thumbs up...lemme shine my tux,,aspa grooms men tinz!

If I hear...not even close.

SmartFaces:
You tire for wetin? Are you God to judge her? I wonder why some people feel they are holier than others? Does her comment make any sense to you?

You dey tire, you know how many she dey do wey she dey hide? Lets stop being hpocritical and judgy on sites like this; it's not fair.

The op made her mistake, admitted it and shared it here, no one, i mean no one has the right to talk her down. Haven't you done things you are not proud of at some point in your life? So why you dey tire oh?

Dumbo...so my comment has painted a 'god' outta me abi? I don't see myself in any position to judge her,,not even close. One thing I know for sure is 'smoke no dey Eva dey without fire',,she has a lotta fault in what happened. You being a lady,,would u drink ursef to stupor outside d safety of ur house or trusted friends? She made her mistake and shared but dat shudn't sugar-coat the truth. Btw I'm not a saint too but I'm open to castigation wen I err.

Dapo777:
I got admission at bowen university in 2012, the joy and anxiety was still there and all that. I was warned that I won't like the school that they are too strict but I stubbornly refused to listen,thinking I would survive anything.

I was disappointed when I discovered this things about Bowen university. Luckily I got admitted into ui and ran for my dear life.

1)Religion is more important than education. Every students must attend chapel service every Tuesday,Thursday,and twice on Sunday at specific times, and its compulsory for all students regardless of your religion.
If you try to skip any chapel service,you would be suspended for a semester.

2)Your dress style is more important than your character.
-You can't wear jeans
-You can't wear 3/4 trousers
-You can't keep afro hair style
-You can't use handband
-You must be in complete shirt and tie and plain trousers to class

3)You can't decide when to eat.
There is a food time table for all students,if u miss morning food time table,no food for you in the morning again because all cafetarials would close when its past the time for eating. Same with afternoon and night food.

4)You can't stay outside at night.
You dare not be found outside your hostel anytime from 7:30pm. Every student would be sent back to their hostel once its 7:30pm, and by 9pm u can't be found outside your room.

5)Compulsory devotions for everyone.
By 6am you would be woken up for a 30 minutes devotion(singing and praising) and every 10pm you would be sent out of your room for 30 minutes devotion every single day including Sundays.

6)You can't leave the school compounds without applying for visa.
First of all,you can't go outside the school compound for any other reasons than to visit the bank for withdrawal or payment. And you must write a letter to the hall supervisor,who would read your letter (reasons why you want to go out) and he would sign it,and then you will take the letter to the student's affairs unit where they also read the letter and give u a paper where u write Ur name and department and date of departure,this paper you will then take to a woman in charge of the gates,who collects it and ask you to write your name on a list she then gives you a tally that you show to the gate man who would then allow you out. Maximum of 1 hour can be spent outside the school,later than that, and you could be purnished.

7)You must make 80% of class attendance before you would be allowed to do exam. Class attendance marking is always done.

They give holiday assignment and you must submit it on resumption.

9)The cost of living there is very high,because the sellers know we can't go outside school easily.

10)The hostel that they are paying 120k for ,is in a terrible state,dirty toilets,slippery varenda,stinky environment. Mosquitoes nko? Wahala. 8 students per room for 120k per session.

The good things I liked about bowen university

1)The girls their are very naive and easy to get, they are desperate to have boyfriend because they are leaving their father's house for the first time. The ratio of females to males is 7:1. Same thing with young female food sellers at cafetarials,because you are a bowenite,they assume you are very rich,so they open up easily to you.

2)You can sell anything at any price if you know your way. Most Students there are from very rich families,so if you have an item,let's say a gold chain,and you know how to hype and market it ,you can sell fake gold chain for 50k, they have the money, but not all of them are gullible oo.

3)Their new library is very beautiful and ultra modern,fully airconditioned and strong internet access if you have the rj45 cable.

4)The chapel too is quite beautiful and fully airconditioned.

And this not a joke. Go there and witness it yourself.

@op...sharrraaap. U cn lie for Africa. I finished from Bowen just last year(Knight set)...You exaggerated most of this claims jor. 80% class attendance, deciding wat to eat, holiday assignment, 7.30 hostel ultimatum and ur oda faboos. The new VC(Matthew Ojo) wanted to implement some insane rules but afta the riot on the 20th of March 2014,,he had no choice but to calm down. There are better ways of seeking publicity than running ur mouth abt an institution u barely attended. Maybe dem even expel u sef,,wey u con dey jam-talk for here. HAIL ALMA-MATA,,HAIL BOWEN UNIVERSITY!!!

wagazala:
What if that bullet had hit it's mark? There would have been no Dre, Eminem, Snoop, 50Cent, Kendrik, Beats Headphones.......Typical example of how a few minutes of anger/madness could damage ones future and others too.
Let's all learn to keep our cool.

true words!

Hmmmmn...yummy.

Mtcheeew...no be news jor. Na dem sabi!

The highness was en mass...

RickRichards:
Where did you encounter my girlfriend? She was supposed to be home watching movies.

of course she's at home...drinking her garri and robo.

Ama burst ma piggy-bank...I'm coming.

rubey:
Is that how you have been sleeping with everyone "by mistake"

i tire ooo...

Sommyangel:
His number please

i have a number too

Setaje:
Came here thinking about how I have lost out...... . Thank God it was a joke. Mii hopes are still high.....

your hopes smoke skunk?

modelmike7:
Someone calls himself Badoo and you are sharing a pix of him smoking Why not tell us that fishes live in water?

Broda Mike...u aff vex finish.

See ds one too

op...why did u let 'them' get u lyk ds. Yaba-left is calling u ooo