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dre11:

His heart is made of paper
Maybe that's why it could be turned into pieces.
How I wish it was made of wood.. .. It could still with stand some stress

Anyway, better get someone to wash it for you

Maybe I'll ask KelvinGraphics to look for another worker for us o

laykorn:
Poets don't drink
Ayamlaykorn

Says who? Poets are not necessarily musicians na

9icegee:

Yinmu, if English seems to be boring to you would you prefer we communicate in Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa?

dre11:
Am happy for you ooo
So the money is still safe

Yes oooo
He always keep shouting stenon and april07.... And Ko mo pe. ... Eran agba ni awon babe yen

Hehehehe . Ko ye ni .

irishCream:
Heheheje...irishkez come and read what's up here oh


Runs outta thread unclad to the shower

What?

Runs after her with a towel

*whispers to her*.....and why are you so surprised?

Beennkumar:
Jbluv55 is back!

Finally, I can have my babies again.

Let's start with 5 bottles, large bottles.

Aha!!! Our Ex Mr Nairaland, welcome sire . Your babies have been dying to come to you

*serves him*

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BTW, how is dechandel my Aburo?

Shugaryme:
Awww, nice...

What do you have?

Oahray:
this post suddenly looks correct
Give us a bottle of whatever she wants, and one glass for the perfect sharing

Here you both go,

*serves them*

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irishCream:
I'm fine...
My regards to ur concubines

I knew you were fine, finer and sweetet than IrishCream itself . You make me feel like having a taste of you .

And talking about concubines,....*looks left and right to ensure there's nobody listening*......you're the only IrishCream in my glass o

missberrypop5:
lol, , i know, we are reserving it till next year's august meeting

Hmmmm......interesting . No wahala o .

chibwike:
Jbluv wats up....Longest time

Brada mi, I dey o. Just been taking care of some biz ni o. Man must wack na .

How you dey?

dre11:
Thank you sir.

I go pee that's why I didn't respond earlier
The toliet needs some washing

Okies sire. Will wash them by myself later since Neighy's broken heart has made him quit his job .

Truckpusher:
Speak English you this barman wey dey womanize up and down


One day you go follow person wife go house

Hahahaha . Sorry sire . What can I do to help your situation? Call on MondiSweets or Tashamania? . Or do I call a Keke napep to take you home?

Dahjhi:
Trust

How paroles?

irishCream:

Aha!!! There you are ma'am . How are you tonight?

And I've missed you too

Shugaryme:
I'm fine sir, you?

I'm doing great too o. What shall I serve you and your date(Oahray) tonight?

April07:
beyoouriful!

Now its 2boys 2gehs.. ghen ghen equation complit

Hahahaha . Which equation dey complete o? Na only you and KingTom the equation complete for o, as na una two dey same vicinity .

Mondisweets:
You are welcome boss

Ehen!!! Na now you come. Good gurl, awayu and that our Iroko tree?

9icegee:

You better open that your mouth before I call on Lux or VIX to come open am for you .

Vodka(like RaeMystix) or Coke(like Beennkumar) or coffee(like SpcAgtOko) or Goldberg(like jobsat34) or IrishCream(like Zicoraads) or water(like Elantracey) or......*whispers to him*......Ogokoro .

Dahjhi:

Oo better... Popping will start tomao niyen oo, can't wait. U follow me see my missberrypop5 ?

Hahahaha . Yep popping tinz suppose start 2moro o .

I believe you've seen her?

April07:
Nooooo... I don't want him close to me... he's too mysterious and troublesome

Wait...... is he dark skinned?

Hahahaha . Torh no problem

Yes he's dark-skinned, are you obsessed with dark-skinned guys?

Truckpusher:
Good evening my fellow widows


Chai! Ayam drunk again....what am I saying

Jbluv helep my matta na

Rankadede Maigida, sannu da zuwa . Me zan ba ka?

neighy:
Exactly @ the Bolded... Am Recovering Sha

Buhahahaha . I knew it . Hope its not who I'm thinking sha?

Anyway, glad you're recuperating .

So how we dey take do the forthcoming celebrations na?

April07:
Shebi.. I don't know o... the whole cat idea is just a big turn off.


If calabar fit dry this period then I no surprise sey ur end no sweet

Confam! *starts picking out colours in my head* black n yellow

But according to Seuun's autocorrect, every female has a cat that males consider cute na .

Seriously tinz dey dry o but I believe by weekend me sef go get my groove back .

Black n Yellow? You nor serious o. How you take arrive @ that combo na?

missberrypop5:
hahahahahaha, i no be the fufu o, na that fufu we deh chop na e him deh pound

Hahahaha .

*whispers to her*.....but you sabi say e get another fufu wey e fit dey pound na . Abi that one dey reserved for midnight tinz ni?

missberrypop5:
jbluv55 af you seen well, kingtom tin ye aka na barbu waya

Nor vex with am na, abi make I call security to bundle am comot ni?

[quote author=Shugaryme post=28974991][/quote]Hullo the buriful lady Shugaryme, how are you this evening ma'am?

KingTom:
***Joins him in singing, with my whole body in the air***
"Dem dey beef with us, now dem dey famz just to be like us, Alomo Alemu Ademoyan, A jaiye ori mi ko de kan yan! We play we don spend the money now, nana na na na nani nanina. Eh shey ko wale ko durosoke, shey kowale ko durosoke! Shey ko wale o ko durosoke o"

Baba rere baba ke . E be like say you don take dogoyaro pelu monkeytail today abi?

RaeMystix:
Nope!. I'm not telling you mine. ...Smarty pants.

Hahahaha . Whatch hiding ma'am?

In April07's voice, I wee Kash you o

RaeMystix:
Thanks love;...Yes, he is.

Oh Ok you're welcome ma'am.

And I trust him to be a gentleman towards you.

Oahray:
fine sah

How's your evening/night going? And how's prep for the yuletide?

laykorn:
Jaybee, what is Rhymes Battle?
Ayamlaykorn

Well, we have a game we used to play (tis bin a while now) where we drop rhymes. The next set of n posters have to ensure their sentences rhyme with the last poster.

Adufetohposh:
Thank you, u re far too kind



So what do u av for me 2nite? Plz dnt sell d business ohh it cures hypertension

You're welcome mami .

Since you insist, I'm no longer selling it . What do you want 2nyt?