Adufetohposh:
where have you been?

Adufe mi owon, I got lost in the woods noni o .
Bawo ni? Missed u too .

w3irdo2 pls add the actual cc attached to ur kontztant . Thanks bro.

piicity, michealsolola, Clasiksam pls you guys should vote by typing for example:

I VOTE CONTESTANT X

Cc Judge X( you'll find this name attached to the contestant you intend to vote for). Thanks .

NB: some NLers are only here to admire and not vote but if you're here to vote then pls follow the above instruction. Once again thanks wonderful peeps.

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Uwaomapaul pls add the CC attached to your contestant. Thanks.

Miscellaneous

oluwadanie1:


hey, don't you think your chats here might have revealed her identity??

Personally, i already know which contestant she is... You might want to modify all the comments up there

Done sire. Thanks for your observation .

Results

Round Two Scoring:

1 vote = 10 points.


For quick vote of your chosen contestant, just copy and paste any of the post below.

I VOTE CONTESTANT J

Cc Jbluv55

I VOTE CONTESTANT V

Cc Thatgurlvixen

I VOTE CONTESTANT T

Cc Tashaamania

I VOTE CONTESTANT B

Cc Bantino

I VOTE CONTESTANT L

Cc Luxanne

I VOTE CONTESTANT D

Cc Dre11

Do not forget that the voting process ends by 8pm.

Thread gets locked up then.

CONTESTANT D AND PARTNER

Cc Dre11

A POEM BY CONTESTANT D AND SPOUSE

THE COUPLE

He isn’t perfect/
But he makes me laugh/
I am not perfect/
That’s a sure fact/
But I make him laugh/

We aren’t/
The perfect couple/
But we are THE COUPLE/
Our love is like a concrete bubble/

It’s too heavy to float/
But it sure can bounce/
BOUNCE! I told him/
You are very stingy/
I wail/
But, he said/
Baby, your God will be my God/

Really? says I/
Then surely/
Your God will also/
Be my God/
What’s yours/
Is mine/
What is mine/
Remains mine/
Your money is my money/
My money is money/

We have nothing/
But love for/
Each other/
We aren’t a perfect/
Couple, but/
We are THE COUPLE/


CONTESTANT D DESCRIBING SPOUSE

I have always found her very intriguing with a kind heart. I remember her back then;  She had a mouth as sharp as razor, funny, witty, very intelligent and friendly. Should I add beauty and charm not forgetting endowments that can make any Devil sing praises? 

I don’t know what lies ahead of us, but I will definitely love to walk the whole mile with her and be her knight on Aluminum iron. I would love to tame her wildness and make her my ribs.

Babym, honeym, omote na . will you marry me? 

The End


SPOUSE DESCRIBING CONTESTANT D

The first time I saw his comment on Nairaland, I didn’t pay much attention to him. He, as far as I am concerned, was a member of the Great Unwashed.

But as time went by, I came to realise that he was a very interesting fellow beneath all the petty flirtations he threw my way.

He isn’t perfect, but he is definitely a man after my own heart. Nice, funny, handsome, intelligent and very stingy.

What more can I ask for? I love him, yes, I sure do; warts, stinginess and all.

The End


DRAWING BY CONTESTANT D AND PARTNER

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CONTESTANT L AND PARTNER
Cc: Luxanne

POEM BY CONTESTANT L


Queen in the North


As I lay on my bed helpless and hopeless/
My mind wandering around with so much perplexity/

My heart laden with so much unhappiness/
I coudnt think of what could have caused this"

As I slay my demons in my dream/
Whistling hard along the stream/

Respite coming ohh it seems/
But yet the awkward feelings remain untamed/

Ohh my world, can I ever imagine/

My heart misses her like she's my engine/
We'r miles apart yet I smell her in the kitchen/

She is far away in the Niger/
But our hearts are joined together so is our thoughts/

I wouldnt wish for a better fight/
To have my lover around me, my queen in the north/



CONTESTANT L DESCRIBING SPOUSE

"I have seen the one that melts my heart and takes away my worries.
Heaven please, even if its one minute, open so the angels can whisper
to her how much she means to me."

" Meeting her was by chance, but knowing her was by choice. As
the sun rises, her face glows like roses, ambient. She is cool, she is calm and she
is an epitome of unrivalled beauty"

Her aura, demeanour, mien aroses me even beyond my comprehension.

She may be imperfect, but her flaws are my motivation, making me her strength
and confidant till eternity comes"

SPOUSE DESCRIBING CONTESTANT L

When I describe the perfect boyfriend I could
have, I think of one I already have.

While nairalanding, I met a different kind of boy.
One who is sweet, and warm: different.

He is a puzzle piece that didn’t fit the rest of the puzzle,
just right for me.
It was weird at first but sooner than I expected, a
whole new world opened up.
He is honest, loyal, compassionate, and respectful.

He is not perfect. Who needs a perfect guy?
Perfection does not exist: His beauty is in his flaws.
He is the best person for me.


DRAWING BY CONTESTANT L AND PARTNER

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CONTESTANT B AND PARTNER
Cc Bantino

POEM BY CONTESTANT B AND SPOUSE

It started as a joke/
a joke I made mockery of/

Gradually the flames of love arises/
binding me with love so pure/

Day and night I sat dreaming/
Ooh! How real it is/

Yes we are miles apart/
but you are never far from my heart/

In my thoughts and dreams I saw you/
you brightened my life with the warmth of your love/

Ooh! My MyHeart/
who brought love so shine to my life/

Who awakened in me a chemistry long dead/
how can I love you enough/

I promise to love and/
cherish you as the dove to the sky/


CONTESTANT B DESCRIBING SPOUSE

A promise lived within me, "I will love you to the end of time"

I Found Love Again...

I regained my lost memory when she said 'Yes' to my proposal. She is a beautiful young lady, charming, loving, caring & not a gold digger.

The fragrance of your hair made me realized Rose flower is a learner when it comes to pleasant smell.

Your name should remain in my life forever!!! Cos I want everlasting happiness."Mei yo we gaga" (I Love You So Much)


SPOUSE DESCRIBING CONTESTANT B

I Found My Prince

" The sun was so bright when I met my love, he is charming, loving, intelligent, hardworking, faithful, caring and every other characteristics that defines a man.

Our love is real and I will forever remain your Angel. I will always be there for you. You are my heart beat and I can't imagine a life without you my sweetheart. I love you so much my Prince. "

A DRAWING BY CONTESTANT B AND SPOUSE


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CONTESTANT T AND PARTNER
Cc: Tashaamania

A POEM BY CONTESTANT T


More Than Love


Voice like howls of alaskan tundra wolves, she the cause of my superstition/
the most sought after daffodil, inherently sagacious/
coruscant, illuminant, with the heavenliness of the Fatima apparition/

Skin glowing, feet golden, such a frabjous sight/
her eyelashes flutters & stone gargoyles come to life/
a munifecent sweet-smelling incense, a quintessence & a princess with a queenly scent/

She's my canonized sinner/
my comforting heat in the cold, my cardigan in winter/
with her it's mirth, conviviality & festive fiestas/
& she soothes my vociferous demeanour with her tranquil whispers/

She's been my magnum opus, before Xerxes the great/
before the biblical deluge, & before Moses caused the sea to seperate/

So let's consummate my maiden where the angels await us/
In between the constellations of Carina & Apus/
So hop on the bed my immaculate mistress/
& be the bearer of my children, the mother of my triplets/


CONTESTANT T DESCRIBING HIS SPOUSE

She is……

My partner is a triumvirate & troika of humility, piousness & beauty.

She is also an unassuming philanthropist well known for her benevolent altruism

Her monetary donations on various events is incontrovertible proof of her innate generous nature.

Ergo, it isn't flattering toadyism when I say that she's the ideal ensample & should be paradigmatic to all the womenfolks & young girls out there.

She has definitely left an indelible mark of positivity in me which I'l never forget in a hurry.

Thanks.

SPOUSE DESCRIBING CONTESTANT T

To my HERO

How do I DESCRIBE a CHARMING male LIKE YOU?

You are:

♥ H- Handsome

♥ E- Endowed

♥ R- Romantic

♥ O- Optimistic

I am OVERWHELMED with your diverse SUPERBNESS.
To Specify a few: Rapping, Drawing and Acting!

You are an ATTRACTIVE, WELL-PROPORTIONED, young male. DETERMINED and GOAL-ORIENTED.
With an INTELLIGENT PSYCHE, strongly OPINIATED and PERSERVERING.

Altogether You are my HERO

★ H- my Heart

★ E- my Eternity

★ R- my Rib

★ O- the ONE

With Love,
Yours Faithfully.


DRAWING BY CONTESTANT T AND SPOUSE

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CONTESTANT V AND PARTNER
Cc Thatgurlvixen

A POEM BY CONTESTANT V AND SPOUSE

I can't wait to kiss you again

Your lips so soft, your kiss so sweet/
It is all I can ever yearn for/
I'll kiss you in the rain, I'll kiss you in the storm/
I just can't get enough of your passionate kisses/

I long for you, for your soft touch/
I miss the way you smile/
The longer that we stay apart/
The longer every mile/

My love for you grows stronger still/
Despite the surrounding cold/
My heart is yours and forever will be/
It worth more than silver or gold/

I promise to give you all I have to give/
I'll do anything for you as long as I live/
In your eyes I see our present, our future and our past/
With the way you look at me I know we will last/

I love you MyQueen/  


CONTESTANT V DESCRIBING HIS SPOUSE

My cute damsel

I really can't thank God well enough for making our path cross. You're just so close to perfection.

My Queen is beautiful, soft, intelligent, kind-hearted, sexy, ever-loving, caring, gentle, possesses a great sense of humor, God-fearing, nice, supportive, friendly, honest and she has a cute smile that can break the walls of Jerico

Your passion for work is amazing, I wanna tell the world more about you. I love you even more than new words can tell.

Welcome to my Empire my one in a million Queen.


SPOUSE DESCRIBING CONTESTANT V

My love, my heartbeat, my one and only.

How do I tell the world how much you mean to me?

You are my treasure and my PrinceCharming. Your passionate kisses are what I want for breakfast and the last thing I want when I close my eyes to sleep at night

You are tall, dark-skinned, smart, handsome, intelligent, supportive, God-fearing, loving, caring, sweet and most of all romantic, what more can I ask for?

I want to love you till eternity and be with you in the after-life.

I don't just love you, I'm deeply in love with you


A DRAWING BY CONTESTANT V AND PARTNER

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CONTESTANT J AND PARTNER
Cc: Jbluv55


A POEM BY CONTESTANT J


My Love



When you are not here to shore my nights and days/
My life is so incomplete/
For you are my heart, my soul/
The oneness I had known to seek/

The things you do to make me smile/
I love being with you/
You make my life worthwhile/

Without you I merely exist from day to day/
With you I know I will find all that I have been searching for/
My completeness, my eternal peace of mind/

You are the keeper of my dreams/
The one who holds my heart in his hands/
Through all that life will throw our way/

This journey was started long ago/
Before this time and place/
The journey of completeness/

As two souls and hearts embrace/
Forever is what I want with you/
For the search is at an end/

Our hearts have found each other/
As soulmates, as friends/

CONTESTANT J DESCRIBING SPOUSE

My Precious Jewel.

She is a precious jewel, my treasure.
My one and only true love.

She is caring, loving, Godfearing, an epitome of
beauty with a charming smile that could awake the dead.

She's got this big and accomodating heart, who never gives up.
She's a fighter.

She is intelligent and doesn't see challenges as a problem but as a
stepping stone.

Not forgetting she is an excellent cook.

I thank God for giving me a treasure, my pearl.


SPOUSE DESCRIBING CONTESTANT J


"My Love"


He is Caring, Loving, Romantic. My CLR.
He's got this warm heart.
He's responsible and hardworking.

He is tall, fair, handsome and intelligent.
He is my black knight, my best friend.

He's my love, always there with me in times of pain and trials, and success.
He is understanding.

My only true love


DRAWING BY CONTESTANT J AND PARTNER

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[b]The rules and guidelines are as follows:

1) Abide by the 21 rules of Nairaland.

2) Your voting shall be in the following format:
I VOTE CONTESTANT X
Cc: Judge X

Where "Judge X" shall be a name you'll find attached to Contestant X.

3) [size=18]PLEASE NOTE THAT CONTESTANTS, ORGANIZERS AND JUDGES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE![/size]

4) The contestant's Nairaland profile picture, comments and siggy should not in any way have their projects projected on them or talked about.

5) The audience should be free and not compelled by sentiments to vote the ONE project that appeals most to them during the voting process.

6) The audience should kindly desist from guessing who the contestants are.

7) The audience should avoid any form of campaigns or soliciting for votes on behalf of any contestants.

8.) No space booking or editing of votes. Once the judges have gone past a page taking down votes, edited posts (votes) won't be counted.

9) [size=18]Voting shall be done in just 2 hours from 6pm - 8pm prompt[/size]. Of course, any votes afterwards will be considered null and void.

10) Desist from all forms of derogatory and insultive comments please.

11) Nairalanders' accounts registered after the 6th of June 2015 are not eligible to vote.

12) The winner of this competition, The Nairaland Couple 2015 shall emerge from the computation of both scores garnered from the first round and the second round of this competition respectively.

13) Luxanne is the ONLY one authorized to post the link of this thread on any section of Nairaland as invitations.

14) And finally contestants, feel free to checkmate and report any contestant found campaigning or soliciting for votes on ANY section of Nairaland.

Don't forget, the aim of this event is To Have Fun and Get Entertained, Relax and do so.

Let The Best Couple Win!!![/b]

And we are here once again.

I hear someone asking "WHY ARE WE HERE?".

WE ARE HERE FOR THE SECOND AND FINAL ROUND OF THE NAIRALAND COUPLES' COMPETITION 2015. We conducted and concluded the FIRST ROUND(click to view) on Saturday 04/07/2015 and NOW, we begin the 2nd round.

In this round, each contestant's projects containing Drawings, Poems and a Descriptive essay about their various e-partners will be posted for the audience to drool over and cast their votes based on which project you consider to be the best relatively. Now as hard as this may seem, it has to be done.

VERY IMPORTANT!

YOU ARE TO VOTE JUST ONE CONTESTANT ensuring that you tag the judge that has been attached to such a contestant(you will find the name of a judge allocated to each contestant) for easy sorting of VOTES

And in the next post shall be rules and guidelines that we are all expected to abide by .

greatbaba:
. Not at all. Thanks ma

Wish her quick recovery and thanks for coming all the same sire .

greatbaba:
Am here

And your partner sire? Not available?

Ishilove:
thread

Buhahahaha . Mami ishilove, thread na feeling?

Oildichotomy:
52

Cc ishilove.

Unscramble the word below:
Eadrht
Hint: feeling

Cc Bantino

Ishilove:
we chose 47, though

Noted ma'am and apologies for the mixup .
Your last question btw 52 and 60.

Ishilove:

47

Cc: Oildichotomy

51. On a scale of 1-10 ( 1 being lowest and 10 being highest), rate your love for sex and that of your partner's.


Cc: Bantino

Ishilove:
50
Cc: Oildichotomy

47 or 51 pls.

Ishilove:
Professor Yomi Osibanjo
cc: Oildichotomy

Select your next question from either 47 or 51 pls.

Ishilove:
43
cc: Oildichotomy

Write the Vice President's name in full.

Cc Bantino

Oildichotomy:
Delta

Your next question pls from any of 41, 43, 44.

Oildichotomy:
18 Cc ishilove

18. What is your state of origin and how about your partner?
Cc Bantino

Oildichotomy:
partner : My frame was not hidden from You,when i was made in secret,and skillfully wrought in the highest parts of the earth. Marvellous are Your works,and THAT my soul knows well; I will praise You,for i am fearfully AND wonderfully made...

Cc ishilove

Your next question btw 13 and 38 pls.

Oildichotomy:
4 please
Cc jbluv55

Pls next time cc your partner instead. Thanks

4, What is your partner's personal text on Nairaland?

Cc Bantino, ishilove

luxanne:
► ISHILOVE OILDICHOTOMY

On stage please

Ishilove n Oildichotomy pls select your 1st question btw 1 n 12 excluding 3, 5, 6 n 12.