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Bleshh:
I have ur tym ooo


BREAK-DOWN OF UR GULLIBILITY

u wrote this yesterday




John wrote ds today!!



u later ridiculed him by saying this crap





i quoted ur Yesterday's post and u replied me with the quote below, sayin urs was a typo-error . SMH





So u are tryna tell me Jdrake's post also wasnt a typo-error??

*i laff in Ijesha for you*




ALWAYS TRYNA REDEEM YOURSELF WHEN YOU EVENTUALY FIND OUT THAT YOU AIN SHII


Take my advice in my next post!!











WELCOME TO PAGE 201


worisj




6 DAYS TO GO

thumps up bro..I feel u jawe.I no just want ans d guy...he dey claim say he too sabi eng...na wen we resume futa go determine dat 1 afta exams......philips,dey der dey form wole soyinka.aint got tym 4 shitz fake niggas lik u..I feel u jawe brother me@bless

philipstweets:
see me see trouble o. Was i even yarning wif u Its sunday o, dont let me face u....mtchew

na wa oooh.c as ebry body dey yarb u...u suppose knw say u don do wrong nd just chill...shuuuuuuu,u go lik fight oooh

Highkey:
are u a catholic?

noooo,I b confirm redeemer oooh thoo was once a catholic nd an mass servant...winks

Abeg I get N100,u fit help me change am 2 N50 meji..so dat I go put N50 4 offering nd N50 4 thanksgivin..abi e no gwud

Ahhaahah.lwkmd,lmao.chaiiii,cnt stop laughin...c some dudes dey claim ajebo,dey form james bond,if u knw say una rich,watin u cum find 4 futa,ur papa 4 just carry u go caritas uni na,abi even fly u out make u go cambridge uni na.rubish..I just dey pity al d fake niggas wey dey form.na God go catch una wen we resume....me wey na management we dey,we just dey pray make God elevate us niyen,abi no b so my fellow ajekpakos,lol......

omoneyoj:
2014 don kari am go.

lol abi oooh

seyirock:
I drop 1k here!,who carry am? >:

lol..e go dey ground na,dey find am.abi u dey cal us here say we b thief ni

Bleshh:
My Uncle has a house @ Akure, nobody is staying there @all, so i MIGHT br staying there, if i do, i would let u knw cus i dont think i can stay there all by myself.....

bro abeg send me ur whatsapp contact ooh make we relate wella abeg

Please fellow futarians,I seriously need your help.please a kind hearted futarian shuld help me out and I know you are out there.please I want some1 who is willing to help me stay with him/her in his/her place when we resume 4 d meantime before I finally move to my hostel.pleas your your brother is in need,help your brother now especially in this new year and ur blessings will be soo much that the world will be shocked how it happened..please ur urgent replies are needed.THANKS...from ur fellow futarian,LYONGA JOHN A.K.A JDRAKE

Please fellow futarians,I seriously need your help.please a kind hearted futarian shuld help me out and I know you are out there.please I want some1 who is willing to help me stay with him/her in his/her place when we resume 4 d meantime before I finally move to my hostel.pleas your your brother is in need,help your brother now especially in this new year and ur blessings will be soo much that the world will be shocked how it happened..please ur urgent replies are needed.THANKS...from ur fellow futarian,LYONGA JOHN

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Warning Warning Warnin...4 al dose who tinks dey will wanna stay stay in d new hostel nd happens 2 b in dsame roon wif me nd u tink u can steal my tins...beware ooooh...I don prepare 1 charm follow body.I go just tire am 4 d leg of ma locker,any person wey stil ma tins,na him knw oooh.

Abeg shey d locker wey dey d hostels na lik d lockers wey we use 4 secondary skul ni or is it bigger dan dat??

4 dose dat downloaded d old affidavit,is it dat we shuld download d new 1 nd leav d old 1 ..just wonderin sha.nd if yes...Shey if we download d new 1 again,it won't cause any prob sha ooh,4 dose who hv downloaded d old 1 b4

I heard courts are goin on indefinite nationwide strike frm d 2nd of jan.is dis really true cus I hv nt signed my court affidavit ooooh

holareh:
Abeg I don come again.... No vex oooo, can sumone list d documents we are to get n number of passport /background to use. Plzzzz no vex ooo help a sister abi na fwend in need cos If I come akure by Jan, no transport fare back to lag till november ooo. lolz tanx in advance oooo.. Just to cross check again ni oooo

lol..get al documents getable.if possible ur pry six docs.winks.....get @least 50 passports,red background is preferable...

israelboy1:
guy you funny gan sha.....sell wetin, nothing like that for here ooh....just dey pray say na you go even dey sleep on top your bed for hostel sha

haaaa,hw do u mean oooh.are u sayin some1 is goin 2 b sleepin wif us or some1 is goin 2 b sleepin on our beds

iskalamong:
No, they arent the one to help u combine.
You combine urself. You only need to go to waec office to get the certificate of your result especially if you are using a gce.
No need if you wrote sku waec. Jst go to your sch. To get your result certificate.
Thanks
PRAETOR

pls help me ooh b4 I faint..I rilli wanna stay in d hostel..plss wat shuld I do 2 ensure dat I am nt late since d mata of skul fees is huge as u knw..pls wat shuld I do 2 ensure dat I hv a space early enof 2 stay in d hostel..urgent reply pls

iskalamong:
The tin is no need to rush. Just gather ur documents datz d most important thing. The online reg can wait no rushing. I did ma online reg during resumption and there is enuf tym.
The sku always provide enuf tym. If u lyk u may not even resume d week u are asked to sef. U may decide to resume wif staylites

#mind u 100percent fact.

That one doesnt disturb ur registration. A day is enuf for ur onlyn reg.
So put ur mind @rest.


Buh ur may be upset o and nt put ur mind @rest if u dnt hv any important document o e.g local govt certificate, testimonial, e.t.c.
Infact court affidavit shouldnt gv u probz sef u can do dat @N300 in sku @ the student union building.

So enjoy urselves while preparing for your resumption, gathering ur stuffs and documents, and put ur mind @rest.
The koko is ur name dah is on the admission list and d acceptance fee u paid.

Wen u resume u can pay ur sku fee sef.


[size=20pt] secret:
Even if u start ur registration about 2weeks to matriculation, u'll do ur online registration d same way dos dat did on day one did theirs, and ur submission of files to offices will be alot easier cos there will be no queue as most freshers would hv submitted theirs and finished wif their registration.


Some will rush and @last they may hv to travel back home because of some important credentials.

Hope i didnt bore u with ma long epistle.

Thanks!

PRAETOR [/size]

bro infact u ova tried,ur post rilli helped.pls help me ooh b4 I faint..I rilli wanna stay in d hostel..plss wat shuld I do 2 ensure dat I am nt late since d mata of skul fees is huge as u knw..pls wat shuld I do 2 ensure dat I hv a space early enof 2 stay in d hostel..urgent reply pls

worisj:
Im back im back!!
And all I can see is people hating on bleshh like they're without blemish
I went deep into the Savannah to look for jovanna
Mtchew Twas a waste of time cause everywhere was just blurr
I was lucky an AmazingAngel got me out safely
I need a meat pie where's pressypie?
The name raufrukayat never seem to fit my pussycat
See them o see them hating on me like their name na Seydam21.
Keep hating jare or you fit meet Divsy to teach you how to jump into the deep sea.
Try calling for aid cause Aidy97 is on her way.
She wants my goody bag I'm not surprised cause her monicker is goodygirl1
Them won rap and break dance them Change their name to jdrake
He said he's the king of pop and rock and that's why he bears seyirock
I know im high but I learnt from my boss highkey
Futa gave me Fst now I've got no business with alkines and chemistry.
After 100l I'll be saying goodbye to BODMATHS.
I dey form rich just because I see littlegold
Joblessness @its peak lol 38 days to go..... page 168 *runs out of thread to prepare for resumption*

woaa,I lik dis mhen.gwud ryhmes nd nice combination..dnt worry wen we resume ama sign u in ma crew..winks

Blurr:
my lil bro cn even express himsef betr.... Its jst an observation tho

blurr na wa u ooh.just laughin.correct d bro rada dan just observin

Wapzydasilva:
who here has collected coc form nd has nw paid acceptance fee....cos i avnt seen my name on futas website

I collected coc nd hav paid my acceptance.I tink u shuld go 2 skul nd complain

coprakay:
there are some post i would like to reply but i really don't know to do it. Abeg make una help me out oh.

2 reply 2 any post click quote nd just type ur message.dnt cancel anytin ..just type ur message

Bodmaths:
pls give me little time, I wil reply u later. Pls dont be angry.. I'm a bit busy right away..

no prob boss.I await ur reply boss

Bodmaths:
[b]Hi everyone, I sincerely want to apologise for my far away from this wonderful thread, I had problem with my login details in which I was forced to changed my moniker(username), though it took me roughly a month before this could be achieved but all in everythin has been rectified, I'm still the one and only Bodmas' that u knw, the Op of this wonderful thread, I cannot but express my Joy seeing virtually everybody been given admission, I'm so happy.. Those of you that are yet to be given admission, pls dont panic, there is notin God cannot do, your name can still come out on VC list.. Those that have been admitted, I want you to get your credentials ready, dont left anythin out of the credentials because as soon as u resume on Jan 11, it is registration tinz immediately and dont forget to bring more money coz u wil photocopy tire durin registration and pay some dues e.g dept dues, faculty dues and some unforseen expenses.. LOL.. For those of you that need 100Level studying materials maybe Handouts, Past questions, textbook etc, You can contact me, Note: I'm nt collectin anythin frm u, but u wil have to photocopy those handouts and Past questions for others to also make use of it.. WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FUTA, Some call it Federal University of Tension and Agony but I call it Federal University of Testimony and Achievement. I pray God be with as you are about to begin this Journey.


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my able bodmas.welcm bro..more greese 2 ur elbow.....I have 3 questions to ask nd pls I need correct infos abt dis.1)are we to pay skul fees 1st b4 we can able 2 upload our documents online.2) I heard abt online reg.must we have paid our skul fees 1st b4 we can do the online reg? 3)like when is it likely for us to start paying our skul fees and uploading our documents/online reg..urgent reply please?

I have 3 questions to ask nd pls I need correct infos abt dis.1)are we to pay skul fees 1st b4 we can able 2 upload our documents online.2) I heard abt online reg.must we have paid our skul fees 1st b4 we can do the online reg? 3)like when is it likely for us to start paying our skul fees and uploading our documents/online reg..urgent reply please?

osiee:
pls can someone tell me more on transport management and tec , ADVANTAGES and disadvantages

dats y we hv google..google it ma broda nd check wateva u wanna check abt ur course

deluckiesta:
(1)YES
(2)#55000
(3)Dec 12

pls knw wat u ar postin b4 u post it pls nd dnt giv pple wrong info...it is beva possible 2 print admission letter wifout u havin paid ur acceptance fee.nd again d acceptance fee 4 dose who applied 4 coc is 45k while dose who didn't apply is 55k..pls get correct info b4 u post abeg.dis is a very vital stage.dnt mislead pple.

[quote author=MSGAMBLE9 post=28438827][/quote]check again...bro.it shuld hv been updated by nw

neyopopin:
is it true that we can print the admission letter from the school site,cos on jamb portals I was congratulated for admission given by polyib,but Futa gave me admission to study mts

afta payin ur acceptance fee,confirm ur payment nd print d skul's admission letter.reject d 1 given 2 u by jamb.durin d screenin,if u ar asked 2 bring jamb's admission letter explain 2 dem dat u were given admission by jamb 1st 2 a poly.u wil b allowed

philipstweets:
hello futarians, after paying the 45k acceptance fee, like hw much do u fink the fees would be....cos av spent almost half of 300k for ma admission.. Havnt even gone shopping

just prepare 80k...50k skul fees+30k tab..

Finally d 1st 2 comment on page 160..I finally made it sha..