₦airaland Forum

people come check these Battles outat my thread champs of freestyle and come vote for da best its goin down

We Need some Judges over At my thread champs of freestyle
people come check these Battles out and come vote for da best

@ Crayola
Dis is for all yaw chumps who think yaw can beat me
Well none yaw can touch me not even reach me
Da mic erupt with flow every time i rip show
Every body run da mic bought to explode
da mic melts any time i touch it
Fans dey love it da hatas say bump it
rip many rappas popped many poets
I'm da best in da game and all yaw know it
So busta rappas watch yaself don't get killed
And memba one thing son J-Nice is fareal

@ Menike
Standin there starin frozen wit fear
because da words ya hear don't appear clear to ya ear
Is it my malicious metaphors or my viscious vocab
One week in da game i got everything you don't have
soon as i go they all know ill rip you
If i go first homeboy you wont get to
U Not worth my Time lil gay menike
You nothin but a pussy i figured youd be a lil menlike
Homes im sorry forgot u was a gay
But I dont care im gon rip ya anyways


CCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

@ Menike
Nah Nigga U aint Syk Nah Nigga u aint tight
And I Aint gon Mention what I did wit Ya girl Last Night
Im Sykest On Nairaland I already know
but im battlin u as a chance to rip Anotha hoe
B-E-E-To da f
Afta Im threw witu dey aint gon be nothin left
And Im astonishi people wit my crazy Game and Flow
Said i cant believe this kid owns the whole Show
You Know If ya wanna spit like me and stop havin to boast
Get out a pen and A paper and take u some notes

@ Menike
Yo Yo
Homey yes sir I am Thirteen  
But I melt da Microphone Quicka den a cone of Ice cream
I spit fire Till u emcees go insane
I got so much Game
I set antartica to Flame
On Dis thread I am da Champ Fly till I die
Light Up Like A lamp Homey close ya eyes
Carve out ya Heart Wit My Lyricall Sword
Man Da People round here is gettin me a lil bord
Sorry bought dis But im gon rip u too champ of Nairaland u know how I Do


                           AAIIGHHT We gon spit Hard now But No matter what Happens we still cool

Yea I'm A Young Spud And u An Old Man
But U get no pussy ya still usin ya hand
My Meats Like A Sausage U got a Vienna
I rip u so Bad got da fans Laughin like hiennas
U Say u can flow But you don't know what to do
Cant rip a nigga 13 and u whos 22
I ripped u once twice and even thrice
Dont Feel Bad Remember U Beefin wit J-Nice


                                        Man Ya Boring me get a clue Dis Is How Us youngsts Ryme

@ Crayola
U aint no thug u aint got no clique
Haha Even you say u got a lil Di$$
U Betta step up because aint no time to slip
Ya betta get to walkin because All u going to gets a fat lip
U ryme like a preschooler Hit Knit and Bit
Go Back to preschool Wit ya Crayola Sh$$
I'm not da one to beef wit im da one youll lose to
I'm defanately gon rip u because Crayola Even 2 Year olds Use You

                           Ha Ha HHHHHHHaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Please stop I don't want to half to rip u again HA Ha
p.s. Get a New Nickname

@Crayola
Yo lil Crayola you wanna freestyle lets do this
U think u can beat me or reach me ya straight foolish
Big Shish gon rip u so am I
Man Im startin to think u Aint even worth my time
Ya say ya crayola but dey aint no color in ya spit
I rip from east to west so when emcees see me dey split
My Flow is furious spit more flames den a dragon
Im da one in da caddy u in da grocery store doin da baggin
Im gon tell u da truth ya rymes is kinda whack
So whatever gay ya gotem from ya need to givem Back!

Holla, Homey u cant beat Me Im Nairalands Greatest Memba dis Name Da Infamous J-Nice

@ Menike
    Yo Homey I'm da champ in nairaland Ive always been
im always da champ u gon know when i win
Jus look what I did to playboy
ripped him whipped him made him look like a gayboy
Ya game aint like mine u never be as syk as me
I get more ko's then muhammad Ali
Yea you da game but homey I'm Pac
If u wanna battle u betta turn it up a lot



Yo Dog It ya turn Lets see what u can do

Yo Menike I want u dog I Respect ya game and i Wanted to call out the best on this thread and u started it so I want to challenge U For Rap Battle champ Of Nairaland So
Come over to my thread and lets battle

                        Yo People come check this battle out its gon be nice





                                       Holla Yo menike see yah at my thread

All People inducted into the freestyle hall of fame come batle me at My thread Holla ,

1. Mace windu and Luke and  and Darth Vader Tulak Hord
2.Darth maul
3.Darth Sidious and Yoda 
4. Count Dooku and kar vastor
5.Aenon Jurtis and Obi one and Depa Billaba
6.Qui gon Jinn
7.General Grieveious
The most powerful force users are
1.Yoda and Darth Plagueis and darth Vader and Kar Vastor
2.Darth sidious
3.Count Dooku and Luke
4.Mace Windu
5.Obi-One

8Mile is the best rap movie ever

2pac would be the principle
and B.I.G. would be the assistant principle
Lil kim and J-Lo would be sluts
Jayz would be the most popular kid in school
Beyonce prom queen and sexiest chick in school
Eminem is the white boy accepted by the blacks
usher would be the preppy pretty boy gettin all da honeys
Lil John Be gettin the partys crunk
50 cent would be the Thug who everyone respect coz he so tough
The Game would be the only dude brave enough to mess wit 50 and live
Nelly would be the Jock he be the star in football and basketball he be dat speedy halfback hed also be a track star
The g -unit crew is the ones who roll wit 50 and get jus bought as much respect as him
Snoop would be the love-vendor Gettin high and gettin hoes
Pharell would be a pretty boy
Luda would be the one who gettin honeys (One of the more popular kids)
Chris brown would be the dude who be goin crazy and the one who everybody watchin dance at all the dances
Lil Bowow Would be the young boy who popular wit everybody
And Kanye be the boy who walkin down the hallways rappin to himself and da one who rips most people in rap battles

All Champs from da freestyle thread come to this thread and we can all battle it out to see who holds the top spot on nairaland
same rules apply
So if anyone want to battle me to start this off
holla at me,

Neva mind about Playboy But gbadex if u want to roll wit me u can

I Want All The champs on dis thread to try to face me if yaw brave enough

13 but i spit like im 20

As you can see i dont run outta rymes
I dont run outta dough i Dont run outta minds
U spit quick but i spit quicka
U a big nigga But u gon see who da bigga
Im da sykest Non of ya rymes can Phase me
look at u pic and laugh ya lips like Jayz

Yo playboy u gon give in
I'm gon rip u u know im gon win
Let me hear ya rap so i can have another laugh
I'm only 13 what ya gotta say to that
I hope ya keep rymin because it make me look better
and my rymes are gon ring shine like bling forever
You so whack Ya make vanilla ice Syk
I always rymin and da fans dey like it
im gon give u one chance not to ruin your career
All i gotta say is get The Fu$$ Outta Here

Word word
Keep rippin dem fools

AAight i Chill out who u think winnin so far

@ Big Shishi
Who u think winnin so far me or Playboy

@ Mukina 2 well it also says caution on da cussin and dis fool sayin f u every line so if he gon break da rules so will i

Yo dog who was that comment thrown at
(Yu guys make me laff wit your bubble gum raps,)
Probably at play boy so i aint trippin lol

One last ryme and playboy you threw
No one to help you out yo nigga where ya crew
Go a lil crazy and act a lil fool
Gettin pussy daily ya momma wetter then a swimmin pool
I was actin fool last night when me and ya momma was in da bed
She was layin down screamin oh! What big head!
Im a real Rappa when i ryme i dont stutter
Ya mom like a bowling ball picked up fingered And thrown in da gutter

@ Mukina 2

Probably is Biggies rymes this nigga got no creativity or flow like me

If u was wise youd quit J-Nice is a beast
I'm gon rip u and whip u im a killa in these streets
u sayin go dig ya grave because u wil be no more
But i got news for u the only one im diggin is yours
I ripped since i started u nothin but a punk
eatin u is like a snack u not syk enough to be a lunch
Nigga think hes a love-vendor Coz he be gettin wit men
Think he can rap but J-Nice gon win
Tears in ya eyes as u bein ripped to pieces
Coz J-nice Got ya girl Runnin naked on the beaches
I sykest on this thread i got all da flow
To ya mom i say no because shes a slutty a$$ Hoe
Give it to ya girl Have her screamin my name
She never felt one so big It put ya 3 inches to shame


Yea Sucka Lets Gooo You got no game lil whack busta Come on if you brave enough

Usher its all igotta say His albumns can speak for dey selves

Nigga I wont love ya i hate ya I wont kiss ya ill kill ya
Rippin U up Like manilla Nigga yea IM A KILLA
Talkin trash Back to back but you got no clue
I'm da hottest rappa on this thread ask about me fool
I'm goin rip you up u know im gon  do it
i would be ya daddy but da Gorilla beat me to it

Why does everyone Keep Asking who is Better 2Pac was the greatest of all time someone start a newe thread Because anyone in there right mind knows that 2pac is better