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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 3:06am On Sep 16, 2016
Berlynn:


don't turn ma trend to something else
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 2:39pm On Sep 15, 2016
Section8:
Use According to the babe's body specifications, if u take too much man fit no wake up o! grin grin
OK if the girl is skinny I ll take small but if shez fat I ll take much is that it?
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 2:29pm On Sep 15, 2016
Section8:
Go to confam jasi mallam mashai for ur area tell am say u dey find something strong for the ladies like the afore mentioned. He might tell u to come back in a few hours or days but if hin get connect he go get am for u.
does it av any adverse effects?
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 2:28pm On Sep 15, 2016
Section8:
Go to confam jasi mallam mashai for ur area tell am say u dey find something strong for the ladies like the afore mentioned. He might tell u to come back in a few hours or days but if hin get connect he go get am for u.
does it have any adverse effects?

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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 2:21pm On Sep 15, 2016
delishpot:
Hahaha. It is the girl that has the lesson to learn not you. She has been gambling with her life. This is just a warning shot. Hopefully she would heed the warning before it's too late. As for you OP, hope you noticed how short life could be? Face better things and leave a positive mark when the final whistle blows. cool

okay thanks for the advice... taken
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 2:20pm On Sep 15, 2016
jaheymezz:
idiot ur mates are taking aqbo jedi u are using TM......y u no die slf?

are u dis stupid?
I pray u don't display this in real life
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 2:19pm On Sep 15, 2016
Section8:
When we go tell una make una take original Buratashi u go dey take TM without nafdac number... Smh.

where can I get it?
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 2:10pm On Sep 15, 2016
stiflerdrug:

For a beginner stoner like you.. Yu need to pop 50-100ml for now, Till you get used to8)
thanks

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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 1:55pm On Sep 15, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Lol u used it wrongly and overdosed


how should I use it next time
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 1:51pm On Sep 15, 2016
Nightie:
Yea, I knw... u nid urgent medical help dear.

yes .. the doctors gave me drugs and water drops I spent 2days at the hospital.. thanks
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 1:50pm On Sep 15, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Lol u used it wrongly and overdosed
yeah that's what I noticed also
Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 1:49pm On Sep 15, 2016
Berbierklaus:
God did not want You to commit fornication,so he striked you with epilepsy grin


Avoid premarital sex

epilepsy? for real?
Romance / My Terrible Experience by jedaii(m): 1:39pm On Sep 15, 2016
let me go straight to the point
I was expecting a lady so we were sopos to have sex I told my friend about it and I told him I wanted to satisfy the girl so that she ll be coming for more.. he gave be TM (pills) and told me to take it.. I took it .. I started feeling dizzy.. when the girl came I couldn't do any thing.. I was just looking at her.. she suspected something was wrong with me.. she asked me but I told her I was okay..
we started kissing before I know I started jerkin shakin the girl started shoutin for help. people came in and took me to the hospital after all that I was Shamed.
the girl Neva visited me again..
what really happened to me that day?
Romance / Re: Was My Judgment Right? by jedaii(m): 11:36pm On Sep 13, 2016
you did the right thing u even saved his as$
some girls are really terrible they think a relationship is a job opportunity.. well its all guys fault as per trying to make girls look too special not knowing "men are demigods"

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Romance / Re: Girls!!! Weird Things That Turn Guys On That You Dont Know. by jedaii(m): 11:27pm On Sep 13, 2016
the meaningful thing I saw there is "when Ur on low cut" yeah iam so much attracted to girls with low hair

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Romance / Social Media Life by jedaii(m): 2:01pm On Sep 12, 2016
ma girl friend doesn't likes ma pics anymore on Facebook... she hardly messages me on Facebook... she blocked me on Whatsap.. she UN followed me on instagram
pls I need help I av snapped the best pic yet she didn't like it.. what should I do pls?
Phones / Re: Is There Any Adverse Effect Of Updating Phones? by jedaii(m): 11:06pm On Sep 10, 2016
Manchidede:
If you can find a compatible OS, I think their shldn't be any problem.
thanks
Phones / Is There Any Adverse Effect Of Updating Phones? by jedaii(m): 2:36pm On Sep 10, 2016
hello beautiful people in the house.. I heared even techno fones can be updated is there gonna be a problem with it later?
pls help me out I would love to update ma android fone to the current version 6. should I do it? is there going to be a problem? ma techno version is p5

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Romance / Worst Moments In Relationship by jedaii(m): 11:47am On Sep 09, 2016
while growing up I had this girl friend of mine her name was blessing.. one day I went to visit ma friend.. I met him he was so solo and sad I asked him what was the matter and he told me he wants a girl too and he has been so unlucky having girls he also told me he wanted to kiss a girl and know how it feels like.
he pleaded I let him kiss ma girl friend he wanted to knw how it feels like. . I wasn't comfortable but he later persuaded me to allow it.
I told ma girl friend about it and told her everything will be alryt she later agreed..
the fixed day I allowed ma girlfriend kiss ma best friend in ma sight..
that's was how I lost ma girl friend and best friend.. sometimes I feel they planned it . after that event they dated for three years but she's married now tho
. I still feel the pains till now.
I don't knw if any body had a similar thing or worse
..
Romance / Re: For The Shy Guys In The House by jedaii(m): 9:55pm On Sep 08, 2016
Stalker365:

I resemble the OP for your eye
no mind am he invented foolishness
Romance / Re: For The Shy Guys In The House by jedaii(m): 9:37pm On Sep 08, 2016
herzern:
Punctuations.....

Paraqraphs....


All Missinq!!!....


Outta' here....

u were not called.. take transport don't treak #50
Romance / For The Shy Guys In The House by jedaii(m): 9:25pm On Sep 08, 2016
In getting a girl’s number, the most essential tip I can give you first is to make eye contact with her. So you just spot that girl, and you have your confidence in check, this is how you should approach her: Look long and straight into her eyes. Never look down as it is a sign of submission, timidity, and weakness. Maintaining a constant eye contact when messing with any girl also says to her that you are interested in her and that you want to get to know her. This is a pre-requisite according to women. Never look at a woman’s breasts when you’re talking to her (a common mistake many men make). Women will reject you and consider you disrespectful if you do so. Be sure to smile A smile sends a positive and important message. A smile says, “I will not reject you. I like you.” A smile combined with prolonged eye contact says, “I like you a lot. I want to know you. Let’s talk.” Women who smile back at you and maintain eye contact with you too are those who will be most receptive to your advances. Note: Raised eyebrows is also a positive signal which you should interpret as a come-on. These next few tips should help you get that number. Introducing yourself. For example, simply say, “Oh, my name is (your Name). I’m pleased to meet you.” Just use your first name in an informal situation and both your first and last name in a more formal setting. Then allow the woman you’re picking up to offer you her name. Pause for a moment, if she doesn’t offer it, ask her what her name is. This is very important, USE HER NAME in the very next sentence that comes out of your mouth. Using her name works like magic to put her at ease and makes her more interested in you. A person’s name is the most important and powerful word you can ever say. The next thing you want to say or do is. Compliment her. Call attention to some detail about her, and flatter her in a totally positive way. Be sure to say something specific, that is special about HER. Be polite and creative when dishing out compliments. The more poetic and/or dramatic you can be, the better the results you’ll get because men lust with their eyes, BUT women lust with their ears! A lot of guys ask me what they should talk about once they get a woman’s name and after they have complimented her. What you need to do is find out what she wants, what she desires, or what turns her on,
her passion or hobby. Ask her questions about that and you will have captivated her completely. Never disagree with her. Never disagree with a woman when you first meet her. You want to create a context of relatedness, and that’s done by agreeing with her. Closing You can say something like, “I have to be going now, but I’d love to see you again so let me call you.” Without the all important phone number, you will never get anywhere with a woman. Because to score, you will need a date. To get a date, you will need the number. Just take a step forward as if you really intend to leave and turn back and say “kindly dial your phone number because I’m going to call you nine times today”, and smile while handing your phone to her.
Phones / Re: Get Airtel 10gb For N100, 20gb For N200 And Unlimited Data For N300 by jedaii(m): 11:34pm On Sep 05, 2016
pls how can you check Ur balance
Romance / Re: My Warri Boyfriend (a Short Story) by jedaii(m): 12:53am On Jun 22, 2016
I dont realy enjoy reading things like diz .. They melt me down unnecessarly
Romance / Re: When Is Seun Getting Married??? by jedaii(m): 10:47pm On Jun 20, 2016
Op are u diz dumb?
Romance / A Brother Need An Urgent Help! Help!! by jedaii(m): 8:36pm On Jun 19, 2016
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ever since i seperated from my ex i have bein finding it really difficult wooing.. Seems like she took ma abilities away from me.. I dont knw if any1 was in ma shoe and overcomed it.. Things will start going nicly den from no where they ll be nothing for me..
Phones / Re: Ma Samsung Doesnt Charge Directly by jedaii(m): 8:27pm On Jun 19, 2016
divinehand2003:
Charge it indirectly now!!!
it doesnt last dat way nd it takes much time to charge
Phones / Ma Samsung Doesnt Charge Directly by jedaii(m): 8:07pm On Jun 19, 2016
Ma samsung sII doesnt charge directly. And i tried changin ba3 buh still it doesnt charge. When the fone z conected to the charger, whn it is on it goes off immediately. When itz off nd u conet it to charge its starts nd stops continously.. Som1 sugestd me to go to samsung office for a new ba3 buh am not close to any here.. Am in benue state..
Any help?

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