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Don Jazzy is a phenomenon ....... Those who work with him and decide to leave without his blessings are gone for life .... ask Dbanj n KSwitch ..... dem go yarn u ...... I just read DT Dbanj has part way with kanye west goodmusic label after 6 unproductive years!!!!!

Mr black faze go n revive ur buried music career .....

I thought they said elders don't tell lies ......... we are truly finished ........ for over one year d govt has been blaming blaming blaming .,...... Na blaming we go chop!!!!!

NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase. -- d probability is 1 sir according to buhari rule of probability.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase--l
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled .--- this promise was cancelled with d speed of light .... 299800 km/h
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled -- speed of dullarsihno thinking +--- 277800m/s
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced ----- speed of lai Mohammad 889000m/s
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased --- speed of minister bubu 234900 m/s
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''. ---- this is when bubu said he has 50 cows meanwhile his herdsmen are herding his 1000 cows in d bush.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
1) 1 dollar equal to 1 naira ---- by bubu
2) create ten million jobs in one year --- by lie Mohammad
3)one meal per day ---- we are actually experiencing it.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday. ----
1)Aisha
2)Muhammad
3)Lie
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.
1)Biafra
2)Uganda
3)israel
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
actually sir there is no probability cos he is a terrorist.
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing, -- newest well paying job for graduates
(ii.) importation of grass --- highest loan incentives for killer herdsmen( bubu brothers)
(iii). fantastically corrupt. -- The surname of a.p.c
9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ? ..,. the answer is x= hardship. y= suffering
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you. .... the effect of gravity is falling with 1000000a.p.c/s
11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school certificate, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years. ......
ans --- actually sir DT is numerically impossible to calculate
13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama. ---- she's is afraid of aishaliburtton and Jack Bauer.
Your Time Starts Now!!
GOOD LUCK!!!)
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Indirectly u are telling us to come n b part of ZOMBIE p.p .,......... APC are confused ....., so all d zombie inside APC belleful u?

I hate it when people do COPY COPY. ..,... pls obaseki go n find ur own slogan ,..... leave Uncle Jona own for us ....... AND FOR UR INFO ...... DONT LET OSHOMONKEY hear did thing u just said cos he's ready to kill anybody by using u to occupy 3rd term in Edo state!¡!!!!

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There is unity in diversity!!!! ........ BOKO well done

See meat oooooo

Zombies bridge are falling down .... Falling down ..... Falling down ...... Zombies bridge are falling down ...... My dear zombies

boboyi noun flexi just .... oju boboyi pun just ti lo

Blue3k:
I always thought Nigeria should Annex Niger if we could get our act together. I know it would tough since they speak French as their national language. The have nice resources and would be happier under our rule if only to escape soul crushing poverty.

........ even as we are like dis ....... ewe are suffering ... talk less of adding Niger to our woes!!!! ....... if Niger were added to Nigeria ..... d new name would b FULAGERIA .....or Fulani republic of africa

she went on media leave ...... Her matter no dey move market again!!! ..... name buhari matter dey move market!!!

I don't pity them ...... they voted for change ....... d Dullardihno is I'm aso rock telling Nigerians DAT change begins wit us ....... even a new born baby know that change is scam

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I don't know how a girl WUS b tricked in did 21st century to do prostitition ....... Its quite appaling