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Food / Re: I Bought This Cheap Food For #800 Only Here In Lagos by jeffizy(m): 3:11pm On Aug 03, 2022
Jalaw:
This is not an ideal meal, the more reason to vote good leaders.

Election will come and go. But you will go to bed happy with that picture you put below your comment , right?
Na wa o

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Nairaland / General / Re: Another Terrorist Attack Reported In Owo, Ondo State by jeffizy(m): 5:34am On Jul 28, 2022
Nwodosis:

But you are more concerned about the IPOB

Face your IPOB please. I'm not in that tribal shit you guys push around here.

You're an old timer here bro. Keep it simple.

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Politics / Re: Tee Mac: Tinubu Is My In-law, He’s 86, Not Fit To Run Nigeria by jeffizy(m): 5:03am On Jul 28, 2022
Vaughanlanrewaj:
He is obviously famzing, name-dropping and lying if he calls Asiwaju his 'in-law' but does not know his age.
If Asiwaju Tinubu is 86, that makes him to be born in 1936 which makes Asiwaju to be older than Asiwaju's mentor and protector, Late Chief MKO Abiola, GCFR, who Asiwaju takes as his political father, calls "Buroda" and practically follow around.


I tire. An 86 year old man stronger than so called 60yr olds. Moving around effortlessly day and night.

He must be a super great 86 yr old.

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Politics / Re: Tee Mac: Tinubu Is My In-law, He’s 86, Not Fit To Run Nigeria by jeffizy(m): 5:00am On Jul 28, 2022
Laborers are overjoyed. Tee Mac is today's Hero.

Is that how in-laws do?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Another Terrorist Attack Reported In Owo, Ondo State by jeffizy(m): 4:47am On Jul 28, 2022
Testing microphone.

The South West will resist the incursion of these blood suckers with every single drop of their blood.

These criminals want to push into the South West from Ondo. Never will that happen!!.
Romance / Re: Please How Do I Love This Girl by jeffizy(m): 4:46am On Jul 28, 2022
Congratulations, Rookie. You just got inducted.

Since its clear it's your maiden rendezvous with a woman, I'll give you 2 core advice.

1. Don't be too eager to impress her. Women do not generally like Mr Nice. It gives them the impression you're not an alpha male.

2. Let her desire you more than you desire her. At least pretend if needs be.

A lasting relationship is the one that has the lady going all out to satisfy the guy, not vice versa.

Lastly, leave sex out for now. It is clear you are not ready for the broad street that will emerge after bedding her.

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Romance / Re: Sex With Same Person by jeffizy(m): 4:35am On Jul 28, 2022
grin grin grin grin


That's obviously due to the fact that the sex was the basis for the marriage and not love.

You cannot be a stallion everyday Man. That's a fact.

My Advice: If erection is not coming again like before, explore other avenues of romance like evening stroll, Outdoor activities that won't burn holes in the pocket like beach visits..... just put sex at the back for now. It will return naturally.

And finally, perform MouthAction on each other. Explore .
Change the location of your intimacy.
Leave the bed, USE the sitting room.
You own each other.

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Politics / Re: Harvard School: Gbajabiamila Apologises To Nigerians by jeffizy(m): 4:29am On Jul 28, 2022
Clean and clear. Go and sin no more.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Children Bought Million Dollars Properties In US, Income Sources Unknown by jeffizy(m): 4:21am On Jul 28, 2022
No verifiable source of income ? Lol.


Their last name is a verifiable source if income on its own.


MODIFIED: I will prefer the reporter to come out plain and as usual, accuse the APC candidate.

The narrative ended with BAT's past trial and of course his picture.

Own your accusations. Show your bile.
Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Laments About Traffic In Banana Island After Paying N3bn by jeffizy(m): 4:17am On Jul 28, 2022
Common, she should have included purchase of an helicopter in the budget before buying the property. Or billion gang girl did not go near the area b4 until purchase ?

CLOUTistan smiley

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: Did Tinubu Change His Name From Yekini Amoda Ogunlere? by jeffizy(m): 6:18am On Jul 22, 2022
angry
Politics / Re: Osun Election: Aregbesola’s Men Worked For Me - Adeleke by jeffizy(m): 3:25am On Jul 19, 2022
Overtalk don start. Comport yourself Governor elect. Haba.

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Sports / Re: Borussia Dortmund Striker Sebastien Haller Diagnosed With Testicular Tumour by jeffizy(m): 3:23am On Jul 19, 2022
I wish him full recovery.

Is this going to be a setback for Dortmund? I hope not.
Family / Re: Wife Throws Her Nigerian Husband Stuffs Out Of His Own Home (pic/vid) by jeffizy(m): 3:10am On Jul 19, 2022
I know America programmed domestic altercation to favor women , it is quite sad that some women have learnt to exploit that advantage to a sickening level.

Did you notice that the woman still made an attempt to hit the man and all he could do was try to placate her? So sad.

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Crime / Re: Portable Clears The Air Over Notorious Cult Groups Allegation by jeffizy(m): 3:02am On Jul 19, 2022
Lol. While people see a druggie and uncouth hommie in portable, I see a trenches boy trying so hard to keep up with unprepared fame and celebrity status.

I'm sure someone somewhere programmed it into his brains to keep trending. Unfortunately, they never told him to stay on the right side most times.

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Romance / Re: Can You Prostrate To Beg Your Wife In Public by jeffizy(m): 3:01am On Jul 19, 2022
Indoor , Outdoor, why would I?

Not about ego, but about knowing how to position yourself to avoid such scenario.

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Celebrities / Re: Ada Ameh Is Dead by jeffizy(m): 12:13pm On Jul 18, 2022
May God grant her eternal Peace. Amen
Politics / Re: Osun Election Result Is A Positive Development For Peter Obi's Supporters by jeffizy(m): 7:24am On Jul 18, 2022
Is PDP same as Labour?

Better they fasten their belt. Always looking into other people's lawn rather than cut their grass.

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Politics / Re: Idahosa As VP: Kwankwaso Working For Tinubu - Obi's Supporters by jeffizy(m): 2:35pm On Jul 14, 2022
The emotional political neophytes are in session again.

Always reacting to every other people's lives and choices. That s not politics. It's immaturity.

Just like a kid sent to deliver cheese and he stops to throw stones at all the birds he meets on his way. Eventually, the sun came up and melted the cheese upon his arrival at his destination.
Politics / Re: Davido Rocks PDP Agbada For Osun State PDP Rally (Video, Photos) by jeffizy(m): 1:48pm On Jul 14, 2022
Don't know about the politics of pdp and stuff. But Davido's commitment to his uncle's dream is worthy of applause. Family First. Keep it tight and move foward.

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TV/Movies / Re: Sub-license Channels, Court Orders Multichoice by jeffizy(m): 1:44pm On Jul 13, 2022
Which of the numerous orders especially from the Senate house has multichoice submitted to?

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Sports / Re: Payne Sisters Delighted To Make History With Super Falcons At WAFCON 2022 by jeffizy(m): 5:47am On Jul 13, 2022
Electorate:



The recent insecurity in Nigeria is just a microphone test to what will happen when the Fulanis finally and decietfully enthroned Tinubu(Fulani stooge) to allow their "real" candidate take over power after Tinubu's assassination.


Anyways, Tinubu will still be assassinated either by people who wouldn't want him to be President and turn Nigeria to an Islamic state or those who cunningly use him to get to the throne (Boko Haram)...he should choose whose hands to die on.

Typing from the Zoo...


You feel comfortable wherever you are typing this?

Categorically stating that someone will be assassinated?

Internet doesn't forget. Keep it going.
Celebrities / Re: Alexreports With His Wife & Two Kids - Churchill & Maduka (video, Photos) by jeffizy(m): 10:00pm On Jul 12, 2022
Media Eze
Politics / Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Tinubu Is Free To Pick His Team - Bishop Kukah by jeffizy(m): 3:09pm On Jul 11, 2022
JBriel:
Fulani Republic. Has Tinubu supporters not seen the danger sign already?

He is constantly surrounded by people who are not his people. It's only a matter of time before the MKO treatment is applied for a full return to Oligarchist control.

When Buhari was in the spotlight proper, how brothers surrounded him. Now, a native of another tribe wants to ascend the throne, are the people who should support him not meant to be his brothers where he assumes control and leadership of his systems all by himself in full liberty as he chooses to exercise?

Is this so? No


Fulani hates to be with power

Fulani feels entitled to power

Fulani feels naked without power


They want to own the way and manner the lives of Southerners are being lived and as such the Captor hates to give up control of his captive.


Be it Atiku or BAT, the fulni colonial system remains.

The salvation could have been Obi. But for where? They hate the idea that southern Christian wants to own control of their lives and destines.


Many Christians are asleep


I'm not supporting any party. Restructure the country


Northern Fulani is encircling all other tribes in the country in a war-like scenario.


Southern Nigerians are under war-like siege


We must reject any form of southern alliance with Fulani under any scenario. If Fulani wants a country, they must completely vacate presidential spaces for the tribes of the brothers who is about to ascend power


Because they can't do this. They will vote heavily for Atiku because they jatethe idea of giving up power.


Now, here liesthe question my southern brother because you can't see you are been passed around like whores. After Atiku's tenure, APC will field another Northern Muslim Fulani for another eight years



Get up and resist this maddness

This is not being passionate about your candidate. Its being hate filled. Don't get consumed. Campaign for your choice . Simple. !!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Condemns Rumour On Muslim-Muslim Ticket by jeffizy(m): 4:11am On Jun 15, 2022
They are turning Asiwaju into a phenomenon with all the rumours about him.

Making his campaign easier for him.

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Crime / Re: Owo Massacre: We Heard The Culprits Have Been Arrested - Olowo Of Owo by jeffizy(m): 3:44am On Jun 10, 2022
An eye for an eye...

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Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz 200 1982 Nigerian Used by jeffizy(m): 6:01am On May 27, 2022
I wish the op can get access to foreign car collectors. His price will be a good deal for such people.


But in this Naija of today, 1.6m?
You never ready o.
How much be the toks for coutonou if you hustle to find one?

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Politics / Re: Obi's Resignation: A Fight Against Delegated Corruption On Behalf Of Nigerians. by jeffizy(m): 5:53am On May 27, 2022
No matter how long the epistle is, one fact remains, every contestant right now have not been able to express themselves articulately on how to change the country's challenges.
Politics / Re: Tears As Abia Community Buries Catechist Beheaded By Gunmen by jeffizy(m): 5:44am On May 27, 2022
What a terrible way to go.

There's so much going on underneath that we don't know. The gunmen have a mission and it's not about politics and fight for NK ' s release.

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Celebrities / Re: DaBaby Pays Lagos Hawker $100 For Few Packets Of Popcorn by jeffizy(m): 4:13pm On May 17, 2022
GraceofGodlocat:
And it became news
How much is $100 again

And your moniker shows you're still calling on God to locate you. How? With envy?

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Celebrities / Re: DaBaby Pays Lagos Hawker $100 For Few Packets Of Popcorn by jeffizy(m): 4:12pm On May 17, 2022
Hustlers lucky day.

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