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Crime / Re: What Timothy Adegoke's Corpse Looked Like When Found by jeffizy(m): 9:02am On Nov 21, 2021
Why is the police always taking sides in cases involving a high profile citizen?

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Sports / Re: Aston Villa Announce Steven Gerrard As Head Coach by jeffizy(m): 3:25pm On Nov 11, 2021
You should cut your teeth properly General Steve. Premiership is not for minows and in the coaching job, you're a newbie.

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Religion / Re: Nomthi Rosemary, Pastor Taiwo Odukoya's Wife Dies Of Cancer by jeffizy(m): 1:12am On Nov 10, 2021
May God be with Pastor Taiwo Odukoya at this trying moment. RIP to Pastor Mrs.
Politics / Re: How Nigerian Banks Helped Maina To Steal Pensioner's ₦2 Billion by jeffizy(m): 7:55am On Nov 09, 2021
Ademola47:


Btw, the 8 years jail term sentence is more of soft landing. A lifetime, or like 25 years imprisonment will be fair.

This one that he's even stylishly saying he needs medical leave...

Very soft landing , I tell you.

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Politics / Re: How Nigerian Banks Helped Maina To Steal Pensioner's ₦2 Billion by jeffizy(m): 7:51am On Nov 09, 2021
My grudge in this judgement is the backdating of his sentence to 2019. It means he has already served 4 prison calender years already. That means by 2023, He will be free as bird. O my country.

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Religion / Re: If You're Grateful To God For Anything, Please Jump In Here. by jeffizy(m): 9:39am On Oct 17, 2021
I thank God for the gift of life and his countless blessings despite not meeting his holy standard.


I thank you o Lord!
Sports / Re: Afghanistan: 100 Female Footballers Evacuated To Qatar by jeffizy(m): 6:06am On Oct 15, 2021
It's like Noah's ark.
Saving the best species for days after the flood.
What a country.

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Phones / Re: MTN Fully Restores Network After Hours Of Outage In Nigeria by jeffizy(m): 3:50am On Oct 11, 2021
They oight to be sued. A lot of financial loss and insecurity would have been experienced due to their down time.
Travel / Re: Government To Fix Onitsha-Owerri Road In 3 Days by jeffizy(m): 12:09pm On Sep 23, 2021
A failed portion is a clear indication of a whole lot of things wrong with the road in its entirety.

Is it not wise to relay the whole stretch?

But the government will be applying a knee jerk approach to everything.
Celebrities / Re: 2baba Married My Daughter - Pero Adeniyi's Father, Prince Jide Adeniyi by jeffizy(m): 3:32am On Sep 04, 2021
pocohantas:
The interviewer is so dull and his exclamations are ********

Whether Tuface married her or not is not our business. What we know is, Annie thought she could pull a Disney love story with a community gbola. If our husband were a human being, it would be Tuface.

Pero done kuku do breast and nyash. We die here. Na unofficial second wife she be.

Annie should take heart o. Naija men no fit retire from brolosho duties until they are old, broke and sick. They will now find their way home like the prodigal son. Straight into the bosom of the virtuous wife. She would have to spend her retirement posing for family frames, reminding him to take his drugs and cooking unripe plantain swallow with oilless vegetable soup.

grin grin
Never read a funny but true post like this in a long while. Lols
Sports / Re: Romelu Lukaku Reportedly Agrees To "Five-Year Deal With Chelsea" by jeffizy(m): 11:41am On Aug 07, 2021
Ziaafseun:
Yoruba car mugul insane hack that shock the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlWrrJ8FNuc
You should be banned for sharing that worthless video link.
Politics / Re: Iseyin In Oyo Where Dairy Biz Generates Cash & Peace Among Fulani/Yoruba Farmers by jeffizy(m): 4:49am On Jun 21, 2021
spinna:
smiley The wise with funds to invest would see this ..and the whole nigerian cattle issues of today, as an opportunity.the others would start political arguments ..this article is real.

FC WAMCO, a private multinational..single handedly revived the nigerian dairy industry with this milk collection programme.. they have invested billions of naira starting about 6 or 7 yrs ago.

we cannot in the south sit on our keyboards and demonise innocent cattle with unscrupulous owners when we ourselves are not making moves to enter into the cattle business

this was my my view three years ago when i saw a similar article about wamco in iseyin.. so i took the plunge and moved to iseyin to start a cattle and dairy farm

so i have witnessed this system.. i have learnt about cows.. milked my own cows (yes by myself) and i have received cash for my milk via transfer from fc wamco.. i have seen the hygienic milk collection rooms where farmers , both fulani and non fulani..bring in their milk

southerners need to start building ranches and cashing out on this milk and beef money. we can learn .. like i did.. i have learnt so much from my move to iseyin..

i was introduced to improved pastures by the company.. now i provide seeds and suckers of improved pasture grass to other cattle farmers.. check my posts if you are interested

also my five acre purpose built dairy farm facility in iseyin is up for sale.. it has borehole farm staff house and cow house/ milking area. never used before..it is going for 7million naira.. call 0706 346 3851 if you are a serious buyer..reason for sale is i am expanding to oyo town on my own family land ..

i never used the farm because God blessed me with another 6 acres in front of my rented apartment so i moved my cows there and took care of them myself..no fulani involved.. i have been sucking up cow knowledge everyday like a sponge. i have had my small share of cow kicks, rope burns and head butts and i loved it!.. i would advise anyone with good capital and love of farming to invest in this.. cheers all


*modified.. a picture from the pasture.. thats young luther poke nosing.. cows are curious and like to investigate ( when they arent threatened)






Thank you for this unbiased factual information. It is worth more than Gold.
I promise to come around and see your effort.
With the aim of learning and replicating your success in fairy farming.
Gracia!
Business / Re: How To Save More Money As A Nigerian by jeffizy(m): 6:58pm On Jun 18, 2021
Sirjendon:



How can one save in dollar?

I need enlightenment
Having a trusted link overseas is a good addition.
You basically change your cash to dollars here, get it across to them to open an account for you. From there , your interests keep coming.
But it requires trust and someone with the financial market know how.
Business / Re: How To Save More Money As A Nigerian by jeffizy(m): 6:55pm On Jun 18, 2021
obembet:


What if dollor come down?
Life itself is a risk. But all indications point to a further devaluation of the naira which is a plus for the dollar.
But, you're right too. Nothing is impossible and it's not 2 + 2 all the time.

Everyone should just look out carefully in this critical times.
Business / Re: How To Save More Money As A Nigerian by jeffizy(m): 5:00am On Jun 18, 2021
In addition to a practical and reality based advise from the op, I will advice anyone with means to save in dollars.
Yes, it's on the high side but , news flash! It's not going to drop but climb higher still.
Hold your money value and it may likely go higher and give you a good return.
Like I said .... TRY! It's not easy.

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Politics / Re: Man Runs Away From His House In Lekki Lagos Over What He Saw (video) by jeffizy(m): 6:42am On Jun 13, 2021
Lekki nbo, Ja Pa!! grin grin

Your garri wan find hin level inside water.
Car Talk / Re: The Moment A Mclaren 570s Was Spotted In A Village In Kebbi State by jeffizy(m): 4:18am On Jun 12, 2021
Omihanifa:



How will he know his onions when ipob boys don loot the truck carrying them in the East
Madt!!!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Britain Detains ‘Noah’s Ark,’ Doubting It Can Handle The Sea by jeffizy(m): 4:16am On Jun 12, 2021
Why the stress?
It's just a floating museum.

Wahala too much.
Celebrities / Re: Actor Timini Gift Himself A New Range Rover Sport Worth 120million For His Birth by jeffizy(m): 4:08am On Jun 12, 2021
Outright purchase, installmental purchase, whichever One, cut me the soap Timini.
Celebrities / Re: "I Gets Whatever I Want" Funke Akindele Boast, Fans React by jeffizy(m): 3:58am On Jun 12, 2021
Everybody is King/Queen on their own lane.
Do you, I do me.

In Naija at the moment, keep yourself motivated. Times are hard.
Car Talk / Re: Benz ML350 For Sale by jeffizy(m): 1:37pm On Jun 01, 2021
oldsol:
Benz ML 350 4matic for sale
Nigeria used (9months)
Mileage 160,000
Model 2009
First body
Nothing to fix
Asking price 5m naira
Check your pricing. It's comparable to tokunbo o.
Business / Re: GTBank Records 9% Decline in Profit After Tax to ₦45.5Bn in Q1 2020 by jeffizy(m): 6:34am On Apr 22, 2021
udemzyudex:
Their service have been poor lately, a lot of business men have stop using the bank due to their poor service.
You're right on point.
You can't fully guarantee their full service by midday. So frustrating.
Politics / Re: Banks Are Turning Female Marketers To Sexual Slaves — Sen. Akinyelure . by jeffizy(m): 8:01am On Feb 19, 2021
This accusation is not far from the truth.

The only issue I have is with the female staff themselves.
Though, getting a job in this hemisphere is a herculean task, selling your body for job security can never end well.

Just like moulding bricks with saliva.

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Celebrities / Re: Makeup: Teni Looks Feminine And Beautiful As She Undergoes Full Makeover by jeffizy(m): 1:59pm On Feb 17, 2021
Whatever the tons of make up, Teni is a boy inside.

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Crime / Re: Pastor Dies After Refusing To Wed Couple That Came 5mins Late After Time - Video by jeffizy(m): 10:47am On Feb 17, 2021
Spiritual occurrence.
Dieing same day a year apart from his wife's death is beyond coincidence.
Education / Re: NASU, SSANU To Embark On 3-Day Strike Over IPPIS, Others by jeffizy(m): 4:30am On Jan 11, 2021
Never ending cat and mouse between the government and the academic sector.

The children of the common man will be the recipient of this negativity.
These days, we may start having undergraduates seeking leave of absence to go get married or bear offsprings.

It's a cold world out here for the students in government institutions.

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Politics / Re: Parallel Ohanaeze Elections Held In Imo As Obiozor, Ibeh Returned As President by jeffizy(m): 4:26am On Jan 11, 2021
We will not take it"!!

It's an attempt to dissect the revered Ohaneze into factions, hence, limiting it's strength.


The next one week will be intriguing with old men throwing shades back et fort.

The children here will fall for the bait and start throwing insults here and there at their leaders too.

What a January. grin

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Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Is Barcelona Femeni's Highest Goal Scorer In 2020 by jeffizy(m): 10:57am On Jan 01, 2021
4ckyou:


Why is she not starting when it's visible that she's the better striker
Foreign players/home grown team composition policy I guess.
Romance / Re: Bae Lewis Claims She Dated Dangote In 2019 And He Broke Her Heart by jeffizy(m): 7:22am On Jan 01, 2021
Tolexander:
If you are damn rich as an African, the Americans and Europeans will chase the clout with your name.

Hustle o
How are you.
Been a long while you've been at this arena.
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Is Barcelona Femeni's Highest Goal Scorer In 2020 by jeffizy(m): 7:06am On Jan 01, 2021
Great!
Even though the team prefers her as second option.

Asisat, the sky is your terrain. Keep up the good work.

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Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Arrested In Abuja by jeffizy(m): 3:57am On Jan 01, 2021
Steadily building his resumé for another contest.

What kind of procesion in the New Year is that?

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