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Adverts / Gamlink by Jengis12(m): 9:43pm On Dec 06, 2013
Hey guys, please check out www.gamlink.net/nigeria. Its a Free Ad Listings site where you can advertise stuff that you're selling, things you're renting out, job vacancies etc, and its all 100% free.
Jokes Etc / Re: I Quit Jokes Section 4 Good! Bye by Jengis12(m): 4:07pm On Jan 15, 2012
I actually liked your jokes, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. So Bye! Pls don't forget to close the door when you leave.
Jokes Etc / Re: I Quit Jokes Section 4 Good! Bye by Jengis12(m): 4:02pm On Jan 15, 2012
I actually liked your jokes, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. So Bye! Pls don't forget to close the door when you leave.
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Old Lady by Jengis12(m): 8:00pm On Jan 12, 2012
Glad u appreciate it wink
Jokes Etc / Little Old Lady by Jengis12(m): 4:58pm On Jan 12, 2012
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Jokes Etc / Re: The Village by Jengis12(m): 9:27pm On Jan 11, 2012
No this ain't my village. I'll post my own village pic later. That guy is Bin something. Big-Laden, Bin-too-many-posts, Bin-gbagbo, not really sure of the name.
Jokes Etc / The Village by Jengis12(m): 9:04pm On Jan 11, 2012
Funny pic. Post your own if you've got any. It's actually the village of a nairaland poster. Don't know who actually, but the person is a frequent poster.

Jokes Etc / Only For Nigerians by Jengis12(m): 4:23pm On Jan 05, 2012
witches and wizards brooms for sale, no need for fuel, comes in different shapes and size, travels long distance, can be flown day or night and at affordable prices, for Nigerians only, get one soon wink

Jokes Etc / Wahala! by Jengis12(m): 2:33pm On Sep 30, 2011
A couple of guys went to buy a new coffin for there recently departed neighbor. On there way back, they put the coffin at the back of a pick-up truck and three of them sat besides because they couldn't all fit inside. After driving for about 5 minutes it started to rain. One of the dudes in the back had a new suit on and he definitely didn't wanna get it wet. And since the coffin was new and comfy, he just said "what the hell". He opened it and got in . About 10 minutes later, they saw an old man hitchhiking in the rain and they decided to give him a ride at the back. The poor old man just assumed that it was a corpse in the coffin, but didn't say anything. 10-15-20 minutes past and the guy in the box got bored and decided to see if the rain had stopped. He opened the cover and, starring straight at the old man, asked, "is it still raining out there?" But hey, come see the massive jump the old guy did. Old dude wanted nothing to do with talking corpses. That's a picture of him after the incident.

Jokes Etc / Re: Yahoo Boys @ Work! by Jengis12(m): 12:47pm On Mar 05, 2010
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Jokes Etc / Re: Take A Step by Jengis12(m): 12:29pm On Mar 05, 2010
I don't get it,

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