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Gazaliah:
I can see you are still a minor...

Those you dey mention are my subjects..

Abeg,swerve

I can see you are still a ning nong Orangutan

abeg! enter coma !

Gazaliah:
Are you a secret.admirer

Even if I be sergeant,na barrack I go still carry you go wen I see your yansh again on dis thread

admire ko . admission ni

oluwa gbami ooo
I knw elmisti will come to my rescue !!
Aare2050 pls take this guy to the left asap

Gazaliah:
Sergeant for wiaI be Major ooooo

if I hear !
Sergeant opokoro na him u be !
what of ur bae ! beambolar I think

Gazaliah:
Na you gangan I dey flog with cane(haywire1)...If you show any yansh again,na to shock you with lifewire1 ...

ha!
person no fit play with u sef ni !
Sergeant mopo fit you !

Gazaliah:
***Carries haywire1,flog him yansh like 100times******

#Damborobah

ha-ha no kill haywire oh !
which kind cane u wan use flog am oh ?

na wah oh ... some one can not even close eye in this thread oh .. from 1756 to 1913 .

una try oh .. I Duff my yansh for una

Abuja

157***

cc:Haywire1

money money money nd connection

DonPsymon:
You're welcome.

Though the mastercard I used was GTB's but the fidelity's should work too.

finally 157xxx
FCT
Ogun
Enugu

DonPsymon:
Verve card has issues bruh


I tried to use my verve card but couldn't... Despite activating online banking at access.

Ended up using my friend's mastercard.

Thank you very much! will use my Fidelity master card #

pls has anyone used First Bank Verve card to pay online ? SOS SOS

Kunle106:
congrats bro, . Don't forget to pay development fee to keep d ministry moving, lol

hehe pastor Kunle ..take it easy oh .. now now u have added fee .. chai .. Yahoo Yahoo pastor

elmisti:
Oh, u dey there dey claim Tinubu abi.........I dey here dey do saraki tinz

I no follow you drag anything oh.. make u chill oh ..

elmisti:
Do u realize that u r talking to the vice-oluwo of this thred

see you oh .. when did you join the group sef
.. FYI am a founding member!!
vise oluwo ko
vise abobaku ni

elmisti:
Cheesus, even Kogi state uni.......chai, skul wey be say..........mke I no talk...........donxab, come and see your life @ a party!

hey no let me mess for ur ear oh .. wetin do KSU .. no let obatala vex oh

Kunle106:
don't worry b4 d week runs out, it will be uploaded

finally they have. error free !
KSU

Kunle106:
urs too on its way, patience is d key.. wich school?

KSU . Kogi State university

Kunle106:
yeah, it's thr and error free

congrats bruv .. I tap into your testimony ..

Jglad:
am also in d same situation... I no know y I waka go dia sef... yeye Jamb abi na dia yeye website sef

yup. I think so ! has your school uploaded? my Sch is displaying its epileptic nature .

bharkarh:
lol....worry not...it happened to my gf and I. Na play me sef find go there. It wont hinder you from serving your Nation.

tor.. I fear oh ..glad its general .

Kunle106:
maybe sha, yes, my school has uploaded

good ! hope your details re there?

clark0:
I believe the problem is with jamb, same ish with my colleagues..

okay .. now I can relax !

Kunle106:
I checked mine too now and it's sayin no admission given yet,

okay .. I guess it's general or perhaps those mobilized. has your school uploaded?

Good morning all pcm !
Water has pass Garri this morning oh !
I just decided to play around Jamb admission status one more time this morning only to discover a disturbing sight !
it was saying "No admission given yet" .
please who is having such .. as at last week my admission status was still available and details were accurate!
my school will upload our list today !

Can somebody please check his/her admission status so my mind can be at peace . please oh ..is beg I beg oh

bykebyke:
Person of Interest
The Strain.
Ray Donovan

thanks ..
still watching Ray Donovan .
how is "the strain" ?

bykebyke:
I download the subtitle itself from a.d.d.i.c7.e.d.com and then embed it with Mx player.

thank you very much!
pls kindly list 3 series yu can call wonderful so I can watch ! thanks

bykebyke:
Best episode in season 5...yet.

pls where are you downloading yours from ? mine is not having subtitles?
Teamhavery

madjnr:
I tweaked this baby. My p5+

cool ...are you using cwm or twrp ?

BREAKING NEWS FROM OWERRI, IMOSTATE.

It happened in Owerri yesterday. I heard it today at lunch. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road.
She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her.
In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moaning sounded like a 'hissing snake' but he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.

He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom.

He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other.

He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door.
The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.

"""" Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt...
He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales.

He finally felt something trying to swallow his head.He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling but the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully.

He kicked his leg,used his hands but the snake was too strong.

He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits him.

He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.

He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep already. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off.

He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead.

Before he could apologise,his wife told him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on her with her mother. She got so angry. The man almost committed suicide.

His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel.

He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-in-law, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes.

Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult.

They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk.....And the only problem now is that I don't just know how I will end this FAKE STORY...**** Mtcheww www... Happened in OWERRI my foot. ... Fake story joor...I'm sorry if I scared you. Anyways now u know how I felt when I read it.♥♥ one love to all PCM ♥♥♥

Problems can’t be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won

Good morning everyone

iykebesbt1:
magic moment For bday Abeg spirit no good for bday bash oo.. My thoughts shaa

Everything is good .. am gallant