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Flexherbal:
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OMG, this is the best quote ever

15 Annoying Things Nigerian Muslims Are Definitely Tired Of Hearing
1. “You don’t look like a Muslim”
hijabi
Oshay spotter of genuine Muslims.

2. “You’re not like those Muslims, you’re different?”
nonsense
Let’s have some sense please.

3. “Why haven’t you people tried to stop Boko Haram”
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Okay, wait let me call them on my phone.

4. “You look hungry, can’t you just skip a day during Ramadan?”
No-nope-not-refuse
Is it your hunger?

5. “Don’t you feel somehow being a Muslim”
waka big
Your face is somehow.

6. “You’re too fine to be Muslim”
you must be very mad
So all Muslims are ugly?

7. “All of you are kuku terrorists”
unimpressed face tyra
Clap for yourself.

8. “Your beard makes you look like a Boko Haram terrorist”
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Okay, I can steal your girl sha.

9. “Pork is sweet, you should try it”
slap you
Really bruhh?

10. “Do you shower with your hijab”
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Yes na, I glued it to my head.

11. “When is your Christmas?”
confused-kat-wiliams
When did they make Christmas a double holiday?

12. “Muslims want to take over Nigeria with Islamic Banking”
cartoon shock
Your olodo is showing sha.

13. “Igbo/Yoruba people aren’t real Muslims”
ya mad
Are you serious?

14. “What’s your English name?”
confused childish
When did that become a thing?

15. “When will you go to Mecca and buy Jalabiya for me?”
confused 3

Flexherbal:
Weldone, OP.

Na so

kunlesufyan:
This is quite creative

Yeah, it is

Edwinmason:
it seems you are hungry attention seeker

Inukwa
Is that so?
I laugh

Here are 22 powerful motivational quotes to motivate student:

Motivational quotes
1. “Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing.” – William Arthur Ward

2. “In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” – Bill Cosby

3. “The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible.” – Joel Brown

4. “Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning.” – Albert Einstein

5. “Employ your time in improving yourself by other men’s writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.” – Socrates
6. Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.” – Goethe
7. “Enter every activity without giving mental recognition to the possibility of defeat. Concentrate on your strengths, instead of your weaknesses. on your powers, instead of your problems.”- Paul J. Meyer
8. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” Zig Ziglar
9. “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” – John Wooden
10. “An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men.” – Thomas Fuller
11. “Be a student as long as you still have something to learn, and this will mean all your life.” – Henry L. Doherty
12. “Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.” – Farrah Gray

13. “Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” – Winston Churchill

14. “Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.” – Norman Vincent Peale
15. “Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.” – Thomas Jefferson
16. Success is sweet: the sweeter if long delayed and attained through manifold struggles and defeats.” – A. Branson Alcott

17. “Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.” – William Butler Yeats
18. “Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.” – Larry Winget
19. “Without Inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks.” – Johann Gottfried Von Herder
20. “If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.” – William Arthur Ward
21. “The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.” – Paul Valery
22. “A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.” – David Brinklec

You may be used to drinking a cup of coffee or tea to wake you up in the morning. Some of you may be used in drinking warm water to replenish you and get your morning started. These things may now be morning habits; however, it can be worth reconsidering how you start your morning because research shows that drinking warm water on an empty stomach offers the most health benefits.

drinking warm water
By: Aqua Mechanical
Stella Metsovas, clinical nutritionist and media health expert in Food and Nutrition Sciences, says, “Physicians recommend drinking warm water in the morning, usually, with a polyphenol-rich lemon immersion, or with a tea shown to decrease free radical activity in the body.” Drinking warm water increases the tightening of the intestines, and this helps with digestion and regulates bowel movements.

Here are 7 beneficial things that will happen to your body when you start drinking warm water in the morning.

1. Prevents premature aging
Nobody wants to age prematurely; however, the presence of toxins in the body can make aging faster a reality. When our body accumulates toxins, it becomes prone to illness and aging. Warm water can help cleanse the body from toxins. Furthermore, it can help repair skin cells which can lead to an increase in the elasticity of your skin.

2. Alleviates pain
A potent natural remedy for easing the pain from menstrual cramps is warm water. It relaxes stomach muscles and

Wow!
JesseAnz has done it again o
The poet is no doubt reaching for greater heights

He was widely regarded as one of the most significant and celebrated sports figures of the 20th century. From early in his career, Ali was known as an inspiring, controversial and polarizing figure both inside and outside the ring.
The picture shows how Ali was received in heaven by former world stars and legends.

Skales is from Kaduna
His particular tribes is a point of contention

1.An egg will float if placed in water in which sugar has been added
2.Leonardo DiCaprio got his first onscreen kiss from a man
3.For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
4.Approximately one-third of the population cant snap their fingers!
5.A chameleon�s tongue is twice the length of its body.
6.A group of officers is called a mess.
7.Medical studies show that intelligent people have more copper and zinc in their hair.
8.Jimmy Carter is the first U.S. President to have been born in a hospital.
9.While 7 men in 100 have some form of color blindness, only 1 woman in 1,000 suffers from it.
10.In Athens, Greece, a drivers license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed.

JesseAnz- Asonze Jesse Onyekuru
9ice – Alexander Abolore Adegbola Adiguna Ajifolajifaola
Akpororo -bowoto Jephta
Ali Baba – Atunyota Alleluya Akporobomerere
Asa – Bukola Elemide
Blackface – Ahmedu Augustine Obiabo
Burna Boy – Damini Ogulu
Dammy Krane – Oyindamola Johnson Emmanuel
Dencia – Reprudencia Sonkey
Dj Cuppy – Florence Ifeoluwa Otedola
Dj Xclusive – Rotimi Alakija
Emma Nyra – Emmachukwugoziam Obi
Essence – Okor Uwale
Flavour – Chinedu Okoli
GT Da Guitarman – Olugbemiro Tokunbo Olaolu Akigbogu
Harrysong – Harrison Tare Okiri
I Go Dye – Francis Agoda
Iyanya – Iyanya Onoyam Mbuk
JJC – AbdulRasheed Bello
Jim Iyke – James Ikechukwu Esomugha
KissDaniel – Oluwatobiloba Daniel Anidugbe
Madam Saje – Fausat Balogun
Mc Galaxy -innocent Udome Udofot
Mode 9 – Babatunde Olusegun Adewale
Okunnu -wale Akorede
Omo Banke – Soji Taiwo
Pa James – Kayode Olasehinde
Phyno – Azubuike Chibuzo Nelson
Reekado Banks – Ayoleyi Hanniel Solomon
Reminisce – Remilekun Abdul Khalid Safaru
Runtown – Douglas Jack Agu

Sanyeri – Olaniyi Afonja
Sean Tizzle – Morihanfon Oluwaseun Oluwabamidele
Skales – Raoul John Njen-njeng
Timaya – Enetimi Alfred Odom
Waje – Aituaje Iruobe
Ycee – Oludemilade Martin Alejo
Yung6ix – Onome Onokohwomo
Dremo – Aboriomoh Femi Raymond
Mayorkun – Adewale Mayowa Emmanuel
Cdq – Sodiq Abubakar Yusuf
Tekno -augustine Miles Kelechi
Humblesmith – Ekene Ijemba

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The greatest poet to ever exist (JesseAnz) has come up with a quote that changes life dreams and purpose for writers.

#Woman
Woman you are fragile as glass
And in your very own unique class
Your emotions are as conflicted as wind
And your angry reproach is sharp as a sword
Nonetheless, you are beautiful

All ye women who agree with My words
Show your excellent selves

Frail as the old should be
Yet strong as a mule
Hard to read
A mystery to yourselves

All ye women who walk this lonely path
Show yourselves

Honest as a gentle breeze
With a vengeance that rivals any other
Determined as a Bull
Special in themselves

All ye women who are feeling me
Show yourselves
As conscious elves

You hate with a furious passion
And love from the depths of their hearts
Sensitive as what I don't know
Ever ready to compromise so low

All you women, who have treaded this womanly paths
Show yourselves

You have toppled mighty kings
Therefore JesseAnz will pay tribute
For your loveliness has made me mute
For you I will play My flute

All ye women who love my audacity
Show yourselves

Sneaky as serpents
Building yourselves monuments
You all surely have your perfect moments
Filled with healthy sentiments

All ye women who think otherwise
Show yourselves

Dedicated to your children
Just like the mother Hen
The church bells will go
Ding dong ding dong
And Musicians will always sing you a song

All ye women who love the love songs
Show yourselves

Fighting for your lawful rights
All of yesterday women activists
Show yourselves

If you are a feminist
If you are a presidential nominee
If you write to liberate fellow women
If you struggle in this familiar Jungle
Please JesseAnz is begging
Show your selves
#JesseAnz
#Woman
#ShowYourselves
#ShareUntilAllWomenShowThemSelves

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Read my poem #Rhythmic_Waves on http://poetry.wrr.ng/rhythmic-waves-by-jesse-asonze/

10 Health Benefits Of Avocado(Pear)

Do you love avocado? Is also called Pear in nigeria. Avocado is a very popular “superfood” at the moment, filled with nutrients and good fats. It is also creamy and delicious, and can be used in sandwiches, salads, and omelettes – you can even use it as moisturizer for your hair!

Avocado

Here are 10 great health benefits of avocado(Pear).
1. It Helps Keep You Smart
Here is some food for thought: avocados are filled with omega-3 fatty acids and natural vitamin E, which are both great for your brain. For instance, they improve the blood supply to your pre-frontal cortex, which is the part of your brain responsible for planning, decision making and critical thinking.

2. It Reduces Cholesterol
Avocado is filled with fats that are good for you, with one cup of sliced avocado providing you with 32% of your daily fat recommendation. The reason the fat is so good for you is because it is monounsaturated fat, which may help to lower bad cholesterol – which has lots of other benefits for your body, such as lowering risks of stroke and heart disease.

Another bonus of monounsaturated fats is that they may also raise levels of good cholesterol in your body.

3. It Helps You To Absorb Other Nutrients
Many important vitamins are fat soluble, so they actually require fat to be absorbed into the body. These vitamins include vitamin A, K, D and E – so adding avocado to any vegetable heavy meals will help you to get all the vitamins you can out of the meal.

4. It Can Relive Symptoms Of Arthritis
Avocados contain Polyhydroxylated Fatty Alcohols (PFAs), which is an anti-inflammatory agent that helps your body to reduce inflammation which can later lead to arthritis.

Avocados also contain important antioxidants such as vitamin C and vitamin E that also help to fight inflammation, which may help to relive the symptoms of Arthritis.

5. It Helps Look After Your Eyes
Avocado contains lutein and zeaxanthin, which are carotenoids that are essential to the overall health of your eyes, as they help to protect your eyes from harmful light waves while decreasing your risk of eye disease. Amazing!

6. It is Filled With Fiber
Avocados are very high in fiber, with around 7% of its total weight made up by fiber. One avocado contains around 27% of your fiber for the day, which is great news as fiber is a big part of weight loss and your metabolic health. It can also reduce blood sugar spikes!

7. It Helps You To Lose Weight
Want to lose a little weight? Buy some avocados; they contain monounsaturated fatty acids, which means they are likely to be stored as slow burning energy rather than fat. This mean you’ll feel satisfied and full after you’ve eaten avocado, helping to keep your hunger at bay.

8. It Contains More Potassium Than A Banana
Potassium is an important mineral most people don’t get enough of, but avocados will help. You can find 14% of your recommended daily amount of potassium in an avocado – much more than the 10% found in a banana.

High potassium intake is linked to reduced blood pressure, lowering the risk of strokes, heart attacks and kidney failure.

9. It Is Beneficial During Pregnancy
If you’re pregnant, try to stock up on avocados. Just one cup of avocado contains nearly 25% of your recommended dose of folate, which is essential for both you and your baby.

10. It Is Filled With Nutrients
Avocados contain an amazing 20 vitamins and minerals – including a quarter of your daily vitamin C, which plays an essential role in growth and repair of your body tissues. On top of that, avocado is filled with B-6, which helps your body to fight off infection and disease.

Hahaha
Lwkmd
A whole man u is appointing Mourinho as their coach.
They didn't learn from Chelsea's mistakes ba
Toh
See them in relegation next season

Wow!
I just upgraded my canon c8 to marshmallow and am loving it.
Wonderful interface
Nice background app management
Hios is great
No bugs so far
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