iceberylin:

Complimentary Sarcasm


Thanks bro

iceberylin:
Without money, YOUR BROKE...

cc150615:
Wonderful post,one of the most sensible posts I've seen in a yl.
Especially Guys that think they can use money to buy a girl's love and forget manners ,It takes more than money to win a reasonable woman's heart, take note I said more than money....

swindo1:
datz hw we boil

gbengarock:


hey!! do i kno u??

mikolo80:
LONG AND SHORT
GUY APPROACHED(WEDA CRUDE OR REFINED)
BALL(PUN INTENDED) IS IN YOUR COURT(GIRL

mikolo80:
all girls take shiiit from "somebody"
money attracts girls
guys who don't have it have to rely on the good ol''i think your face sounds familiar' ish just to brek the ice
girls pride themslves on being unbreakable
then stupidly complain that nobody is approaching them for marriage as if it falls from heaven
it doesn't cost you anything to acknowledge a guy making an effort instead of feeling like a diva
anyway you do you an' we will do we,us ,whatever

mikolo80:
all girls take shiiit from "somebody"
money attracts girls
guys who don't have it have to rely on the good ol''i think your face sounds familiar' ish just to brek the ice
girls pride themslves on being unbreakable
then stupidly complain that nobody is approaching them for arriage as if it falls from heaven
it doesn't cost you anything to acknowledge a guy making an effort instead of feeling like a diva
anyway you do you an' we will do we,us ,whatever

mikolo80:
bet you would'nt form all this one hif the guy "heyssed" you from inside a benz or a range

mikolo80:
stop misleading girls by saying THEY SHOULD SNUB guys advances cos they don't fit your mills and boon STEP BY STEP playbook. WHAT IF the bus does.mt break down whats the guy to say.if a guy comes to ask for your number and you're INTERESTED,STOP FORMING and GIVE HIM cos you sound retarded when you ask where the good men are in your thirties when you blew them off cos them no sabi toast like in the movies(there's a reason for that,its called a script and only use dump guys have it memorised

mikolo80:
you're still in your early 20s ba. don't worry by 29 -37 na you go de share your no. to guys wen no wan aassociate with old cargo

jeflexy:
Jessyj616, thank o jare, this ur format really helped me, there's this girl that when ever am with her, I easily run out of what to say and I end up makin her bored, not until I stumbled on this ur thread, and I met with her again just 2days ago, before I went to meet her, I kept sayin to myself, 'u musnt make her bored', and when I met with her, I followed ur guidelines, and "voooom!!" The conversation between me and her flowed, it was like a magic, she was giggling and smillin all tru, she even went ahead to ask me how she looked, I ansad the affirmative and added some more compliment,,, thanks a lot op,,, more updates plsss and more brain to ur head!

ERCROSS:




Alakori...

jswaggzo:
nice one jessy and i like your tolerance the way u reply some extreme comments.thumb's up

olami100:
I lafta some guys, and some guys will learn dis toasting strategy to woo a gal! Honestly if ur wordings to a gal doesn't come naturally, forget it, she won't get connected even d guy will find it difficult to get connected... If u are moved towards a gal, be sincere wif ur feelings and IF YOU AINT MOVED, then let it go joor! U don't have ave to be a toasting guru before u woo a gal! JUST BE URSELF and be CONFIDENT in ur approach!

hotwax:
All these toasting steps are for novies and secondary school guys.

Me: Excuse me lady
Me: How r u doing? Today is really a lucky for me.
Girl: why?
Me: Meeting a gorgeous lady at this hour of the day. Its a sign of gud things to come.
Girl:.....
Me: Where r u heading to?
Girl: ......
Me: Can we go have a drink together
Girl: No
Me: What about some other time?
Girl.....
Me: Let me have your pin or phone number
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Me: Lets fck


Go straight to the point.

Niaja babes no dey get time these days. So just go straight to the point.

Na only LOCAL girl will expect you to toast as if you are reciting poem.

I go straight to the point, and it WORKS for me

Anwasia:
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Because a mature lady will not post this kind of rubbish

And come to think of it are you indirectly telling people how to toast you?

samflexxy:
eh yes I need am for this your thread after the thread I go dah agapecharis I hear say im get eye prob