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EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by Jessyj616: 9:12am On Mar 31, 2015
gwkid:
No but u have to do it early, if not ur name would nt be part of d list writing post ume even if uv completed d change
thanks.
God if only i can see into the future.
I dont know whether to remain in Unilorin since i am not in their catchment area.
But with 28* what are my chances of entering
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by Jessyj616: 7:34am On Mar 31, 2015
gwkid:
Know that JAMB Change of Course and Institution is out starting March 30th, 2015 Hurry up and do urs, because the earlier the better
please if i do purchase this change of institution form will there be any form of discrimination from the school favouring those who chose them in jamb than those who chose in change of institution
RomanceRe: 9 Types Of Husband/ Wife by Jessyj616(op): 11:49am On Mar 29, 2015
falconey:
hmmmmm
so quick.... Happy sunday
Romance9 Types Of Husband/ Wife by Jessyj616(op): 11:38am On Mar 29, 2015
Heard this decided to share.
1-The Baby husband/ wife.
He/ she is married but not matured. Such person can do nothing without first consulting with the mum

2.- Acidic husband /wife
these set of people are arrogant and cannot communicate. The family is wary of his or her homecoming.
Quite controlling and manipulative.

3- Panadol Husband/wife

these set use their spouse for material advantage. They shower their spouse with praise and compliments just to collect something from them.

4- Dry husband/wife
they do not keep the commandments ie love of God, love of self and love of neighbour.
Poor communication=poor relationship

5- General Husband
they are married but still keep extramarital affairs

6- Visionless Husband/Wife
these set dont think of the future but want immediate satisfaction.
Your monthly allowance reduced because he is handling a project but you dont want to hear of it

7- Lazy Husband /wife
he or she does not contribute to the financial growth of the family but places all the burden on the spouse.

8- Visiting Husband/wife
family only see you once a year.

9-caring husband / wife.
They love God, themselves and eachother. They share, complement and understand eachothers strenght and ambition.
Hence they begin to think alike, look alike, do things in common and there is peace.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Most Naija Guys Are Single by Jessyj616:
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EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jessyj616:
kunlex445:
sent...

drop ur WhatsApp number for group chat
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jessyj616:
Nicky058:
sent
pls would appreciate putme sent
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Jessyj616:
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EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by Jessyj616: 9:24pm On Mar 17, 2015
chykmoni:
babes congrats. Wic sch are u seeking admission?. I like ur type, upon 10days u av spent on NL(lols), u still smashed!
lol.smiley unilorin but thinking of porting to unilag
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by Jessyj616: 11:15am On Mar 17, 2015
osram:
u try dieee
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thanks. ...na putme dey my mind now jahre
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by Jessyj616: 11:07am On Mar 17, 2015
zleemshaddy:
jessica oluoma
eng=63
gov=75
lit-in-eng=71
econ=73 .. Agg 282 cheesy , nice one
thanks
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RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 6:15pm On Feb 10, 2015
itoghor0007:
pls I need an Advice, can u stay with a lady dat broke up wit Ur elder brother? this is d real story, this lady brokeup wit my bro, an she naw pack out of d House, b4 both of us don't normally agree, BT immidetelly she left both of us now bcame friend, and she ask me to look for house for her, and now we ve finally rents d house, she said I ll be staying wit her so she gave me d spare key, BT suddenly she started going out wit a guy dat she drop b4 meeting my bro, wat should I do nw
i did not really get the question.
You want to go out with an ex girlfriend of your brother. And the girl in question is now dating someone else? If no pls re explain but if yes read on.
Is your brother over her? If no, you might want to re consider and get your own girlfriend but if yes or you dont case either way
start talking to her like a bf would.
Ask about her day making use of hook points as explained in previous pages.
Avoid talk of her bfs....what you want is a picture of you not some other guy
better still visit xxxteddyxxx thread (improve your dating game here
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 5:51pm On Feb 10, 2015
ThePrekky:
nah. I don't involve myself in such talk. Wetin concern me concern a girl's backside. I just need d person to be awesome facially. However I'll start talking with ppl I may not ve interest in , ike you said, cos I don't do that a lot.
Thanks for d help, I appreciate, but I've kinda read some of d oda things you said in my course of online surfing. I'd very much love a step by step guide to tackling d situation from a Nigerian's first hand perspective who knows how situations are over here, not all these general stuff I read that may apply over there but not here. Something like the type you gave these guys before me
let me introduce you to xxxteddyxxx's thread (improve your dating game here) you would probably find it more instructive
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 5:42pm On Feb 10, 2015
jetworldpee:
looking more like teddyxxx thread and I am sure you know wha I mean, you could at least give credit to him on the Good job....
my question is I collected this girl number from a friend and I never call up the girl as am clueless on how to go about it..
N/B: am not a fan of getting chick number from friends but this particular girl caught my attention and no time to talk with her and neither did she see me that day also but my friend do talk to her and I got her number from him..
thanks
i think i wrote how to make conversations both phone and facial in the previous pages.
But since the girl has no idea whom you are , you might want to meet her directly or through your friend and collect the number directly from her.
Pls read through the thread for conversation on the road.
Or as you rightly suggested visit teddyxxx's thread
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 5:29pm On Feb 10, 2015
itoghor0007:
pls there's this gal I have beening toastn, each time I do go to her she ll pretends to me, each time I always talks about love she all tell me I should stop tell her dat , BT she never stop disturnbing me on phone , how do.j know if she loves me,. pls..
then stop talking the love and start acting as her bf.
Stop being all mushy around her since it seems she is playing hard to get.
Obviously, she has some level of attraction for you and is using the hard to get act as a shield. So, start taking to her as you would a friend who are girls. make cordial relationships with other girls which will cause jealousy in her but i did not say you should totally ignore her oh.

A better advice is to visit this thread by xxxteddyxxx (improve your dating game here)
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 5:15pm On Feb 10, 2015
This thread was basically dormant and closed.... How did it resurrect?
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 5:12pm On Feb 10, 2015
Shit.... Should have said this at the beginning Xxxteddyxxx kudos
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 4:55pm On Feb 08, 2015
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good.... Why not start by answering the relational questions on this thread?
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 12:47pm On Feb 08, 2015
ThePrekky:
just found this post today. I don't really visit much of the romance, girl - boy sections of NL but going thru this one was great. thanks to Jessy..
Now I'll be brief.

Jess.. i wudav wanted to get yur social ID so i culd talk this over in private but since you'll prolly think its one of d attempts at chyking you, I ll put my problem down here.
First off, Im a guy. not to blow my trumpet or stuff but im really cute, dress well, funny (wen im in a gud mood), witty, intelligent and my spoken and written English is nearly flawless most times. Basically i have what most guys think are the prerequisites to getting girls. Now here is d crack in the mirror, Im an introvert.. im not outspoken. I don't exactly know but I think I'm a mixture of shy and a little bit proud (yeah. i know. I'm tryna change tho). And then comes the fact that I'm like Jesse Jags (barely enough skin to cover my internals, not to talk of being heft or macho) and that kinda puts a dent in some things.
When I was younger, I was used to girls coming around me and stuff and that made me relax. Till I got to the Uni, I never really had to chyke or block or toast anyone in my life.. ever! But I still had d hottest dates.
Now I'm in my 3rd yr in d University, wuld b graduating come next year and obviously, things aren't what they were now I'm out of my comfort zone and in d real world. The last date I had was d one I had in my pre-degree before gaining admission.. that's 3yrs ago.
Now I'm not talking about getting sex mates and stuff. that's not my prob. I'm talking abt a date I could actually be with, go places with and do stuff with, without the person wanting to just sleep around and request t-fare home.
I ve only been able to ask one girl out in all the 3yrs and she tried to initiate that friendzone ish, so I walked.
I think I'm scared of being said No to by girls (im not very used to it, maybe it's part of d pride) so I don't even try, except it's online... I'm very bold wen I'm not talking to d person face to face, but when communication becomes direct, I become a shadow of my former self.
At this stage, I still can't walk up to a girl and toast her or stuff and it's no longer funny. As my frnd wud tell me, "Precious you just dey waste your fine boy. I no know why God dey always give things to people who no need am".
Even the ones I have dia number, to call them is wahala. I'm too self conscious of what I say and how they'll interpret it that i end up not saying anything at all and pass off as boring.
Any sort of help rendered would b appreciated a lot.
pride could be a good thing when it shows confidence, but disastrous when its turned to snubby.
Are you one of those who join fellow guys to insult other girls eg look at her she no even get backyard etc and other vulgar things which are funny but painful to the intended? If yes.... You might want to stop but if not read on

ill suggest you try initiating conversation with people whom you are not necessarily interested in it could be sisters,relations, course mates or in the bus, when involved in group work etc till you overcome that shyness.
Might i add that live your life with fun. Mix with friends, if you've got an opinion-voice it, be free minded the fact that you fail doesnt mean you should quit it means LAUGH LEARN LIVE ON
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 9:15pm On Feb 06, 2015
Kodext:
JESSY!
How do you know, if a girl really likes or care abt u?
there are different types of girls hence different ways.
She could be giving you preferential treatment.
At times it could be more subtle like she just stares at you when she believes you arent looking. Quickly responds your chats etc
All in all there is no fool proof formula. You just know.
Most importantly do you like the girl? If yes start the techniques already
RomanceRe: 10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships by Jessyj616: 8:57pm On Feb 06, 2015
Good thing you said this thread was open to criticism.
Go through your post again and read slowly. If you still see nothing wrong well bravo.... You just exhibited a funnily shallow way of thinking.

The post is filled with using sex to turn your girl friend into a submissive slave.
Her pride, open minded way of thinking and talking attracted you to her.....so why try to clip her? I dont really know how to put my thoughts into words but really though you probably dont care...
this is disappointing
RomanceRe: Things You Do That Make Guys Refer To You As A Gold Digger by Jessyj616: 2:32pm On Dec 26, 2014
Tosyne..... Tosyne.... Tosyne.
How many times i call your name?
Why you dey find trouble this fyn afternoon. Wetin dem give you chop...haba
Poems For ReviewRe: (amateur) My Life by Jessyj616(op): 10:46am On Dec 23, 2014
DANCES THAT TREND

Have you seen the songs that trend?
Silly dances which need amend?
Let me take you a few steps down memory lane.


I remember "Makosa"
Reigning with the imaginary hit "Gbosa"
Making Musa,Nnena &Bola
Dance like kids with ebola
Dance like children with knock-kneed.
Like a wind driven reed.


Dont get me started on "Why me", "Yahooze"& "Kako bi Chicken"
Inspirations from chickens?
I was stricken.


Then came "Azonto & Etigi" which had all genders of all ages twerking like an octogenarian with waist pain.
Like an old man with stroke.... Can it get any worse


Thought that was bad?
Then you have not seen "Alanta"
Ha....alanta lorita meta"
what a laugh i had as a kid tried to teach me!

One leg up ....eh!
Both shoulders raised... Eh!
Then fingers strumming the tummy while twerking.
Ok....what could have inspired such ....damn?!
Only for the artiste to reply..... A MADMAN.



Has the world gone mad?
Unknown to me, it was still in its early stages.
I was in for a shock with..... Shoki!


Hmmm.... Kabiyesi must hear this
i rest my case...for now
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Poems For Review(amateur) My Life by Jessyj616(op): 10:18am On Dec 23, 2014
um...new to this but here goes nothing

MY LIFE
My life is mine
I have the patent right
Do not try to copy me
I have the copyright.

My trademark shines
Even in the darkest night
That is enough proof
That my life is mine

I am a master of art
Words come from my heart
Even the morning sky
Confirms my raving style

Beyond bounds i flow
Crooks watch of glow
They consult their cowries
To set for me--boundaries

But i am unstoppable
And crooks-incapable
Of putting my destiny
Under undue scrutiny.

I go up high
And all fools sigh
Cause my art is unique
Better than their physique.
FamilyRe: HELP: My Husband Wedding Comes Up On Saturday by Jessyj616: 8:03am On Dec 19, 2014
Is your hubby a muslim or any other religion that allows more than one wife? If no, dear scatter the wedding ( i am taking this personal) when the pastor asks "is there anybode here with a reason on why this duo shouldnt get married?" rise up.

If indeed his religion agrees pls pack your bags and children outta the house before you subconsciously kill somebody and get convicted for murder.

As for you op....ahah.... For your husband to say you took your marriage as a a responsibility not love....check yourself
did you usually welcome him home, ask him how his day went and so on.

Sorry i am not thinking, i am taking this personal
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 8:59am On Dec 17, 2014
Mightyguy:
;-) :-/ Lolzz...Actually, u must be d sh*rp type;..Followin ur post 4rm day 1...Hw cum u knew al dis??!**
lols...you answered your own question
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 8:25am On Dec 17, 2014
Yes you can start thinking about a date with her. But pls make sure you have a good enough rapport with her on phone first
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op):
Jessyj616:
you could call her in the mornings around 9am s afternoons maybe around 2-5pm

as for the conversation. Girl-hello
guy-hi babe, watsup
girl-nothing much, just here and you?
guy-cool, how was your day? Hope you had fun?
Girl-not really was kinda boring tho
guy-boring?....so if you had magical powers what would you do with it right now?
Girl-hmmm... .well...i'd like to blah blahblah

guy-(depending on her reply you could hook on a point and continue from there or... Tease her) wow...you seem fun are you the middle born or something.....you dont look like a last born to me tho #smiles#
girl-nooo...i am the second of five children
guy-five?...would you also like to give birth to five?
Girl-:-O no way three is ok for me
guy-thank God....me too ...so you have THREE siblings,arent they a handful
girl-yes they are but theses is nothing one can do about it unless you want to get roasted by mum
guy-yeah...tell me about it...hey...i like the way you say that word
girl-which word? Mum?
Guy-nah...roasted...say it again.
Girl-roasted? Lols you are not serious whats special about it
guy-its the way your lips curl when you say it ....damn you should smile more it makes you look more beautiful....yeah... Just like that

continue as the spirit leads. You could go back to the previous topic or switch
you are smart....so you could always twist that convo to match the circumstances.
What i want you to get from there is that the guy above started from her day.... to her family.. ..to her lips
that is switching hooking, teasing, subtle flirting, rolled in one. Hope it was ok, gud luck
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op):
Slyder:
How often can I call her? And should the calls be just
Her: Hello
Me: Hi babe watzup
Her: notin much, just here and you.
Me: Cool. How was the day hope you had fun?
Her: not really, was kindda boring tho.
Me: oo I see ....
Please add more convo to this because I fumble a lot during phone calls.
And again should I be thinking about seeing her again already. If not, how soon should that come?
you could call her in the mornings around 9am s afternoons maybe around 2-5pm

as for the conversation. Girl-hello
guy-hi babe, watsup
girl-nothing much, just here and you?
guy-cool, how was your day? Hope you had fun?
Girl-not really was kinda boring tho
guy-boring?....so if you had magical powers what would you do with it right now?
Girl-hmmm... .well...i'd like to blah blahblah

guy-(depending on her reply you could hook on a point and continue from there or... Tease her) wow...you seem fun are you the middle born or something.....you dont look like a last born to me tho #smiles#
girl-nooo...i am the second of five children
guy-five?...would you also like to give birth to five?
Girl-:-O no way three is ok for me
guy-thank God....me too ...so you have THREE siblings,arent they a handful
girl-yes they are but theses is nothing one can do about it unless you want to get roasted by mum
guy-yeah...tell me about it...hey...i like the way you say that word
girl-which word? Mum?
Guy-nah...roasted...say it again.
Girl-roasted? Lols you are not serious whats special about it
guy-its the way your lips curl when you say it ....damn you should smile more it makes you look more beautiful....yeah... Just like that

continue as the spirit leads. You could go back to the previous topic or switch
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 6:59am On Dec 17, 2014
Focus on the process not the end game.

Establish some sort of rapport with her.
I repeat,for a girl, attraction is emotional not logical. Hence, you can never overuse this line 'how did that make you feel?'
you could also make use of repetitions and hooking

listen actively, so you know what points she is consciously or unconsciously hammering on or avoiding.

Eg guy- how was work today?
Girl-stressful
guy-stressful? How?
Girl-my co-worker did this or did that,....
Guy-she did? How did that make you feel?
Girl-annoyed because i.... blah blahblah

continue as the spirit leads.....if the topic becomes boring switch to other light topics like what she is going to be cooking.

Rapport makes her sees you as her boyfriend without you even asking. So, dont skip it
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Girl by Jessyj616(op): 10:57am On Dec 16, 2014
jrerico1:
Nice thread, but I don't know why some dudes are derisive, they can't appreciate a write up, if its not of importance to you people are ready to take some tips from it
tanks jawe .

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