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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Invade Tinubu's 2014 Post About Chibok Girls by Jesuspixie: 3:18pm On May 29
Image123:
Talk intelligently if you can. i don't really want to believe that all opposition can do is insult.
The person you quoted is very right because from the way you have been spamming this thread just to defend failure, it will be difficult to engage in intelligent discourse with you and I won't blame whoever calls you a paid agent.
Tell me if it's a crime for reasonable Nigerians asking the president to tackle insecurity which is part of his job

Need I remind you that on matters of insecurity, the bulk stops at the president's table.
Christianity EtcRe: EFCC Investigated Pastor Jerry Eze For 6 Months - Chairman, Olukoyede by Jesuspixie: 3:01pm On Apr 30
CharlotteFlair:
The funky pastors use the church account which is designated an NGO account to launder money for yahoo boys and other illicit businesses who want to avoid the eyes of the authorities into the inflow of money into their account. They later get their own cuts

For there to be a petition at all means there's substantial suspicion and palpable evidence by the insider who wrote the petition in the first place.

But, this is Nigeria where anything is possible, EFCC have done their own magic and declared the accused not guilty.
If EfCC had declared him guilty, would you have called it magic??

By the way, Do you know my EL-ROI?? You really need Him in your life..
CrimeRe: [BREAKING NEWS] Pastor Jerry Eze In Efcc's Net For Money Laudering? by Jesuspixie: 12:27pm On Apr 30
Desusi:
Man of God? Hmmm Wolf in sheep clothing!
Anytime l hear that this so called men of God are in net efcc net, l used to feel ashamed.
These are the people the bible described as "men whose bellies are their God they mind earthly things, cursed children"
I am more than 100% sure you didn't watch the video.
Na your type politicians dey easily receive.
CelebritiesRe: Blessing CEO Has Stage 4 Cancer (Video) by Jesuspixie: 10:33pm On Mar 25
Helgreenluv:
Staged ones abi? I can bet my life that if she approaches Jerry Eze, he'll advice her to go and see a Doctor. Wake up and stop allowing yourself to be fooled by Charlatans. If they truly possessed such powers, they'd be going to different hospitals to perform different miracles. All what you see are staged.
Lol, bros we are talking of over 10,000 testimonies from different people of different categories all staged, and yet nobody has come out to say he or her was paid....... Bros being able to coordinate such level of fraud is a wonder itself, so if it's easier, run your own make you hammer too.
God is truly a merciful God.

Just take a moment to listen to this piece via the link below.....and as you do, remain blessed.


https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWTMDaPiPXb/?igsh=MXIzaWpqaGs4dGx4ag==
PoliticsRe: ICPC recovers wiretapping equipment from El-Rufai by Jesuspixie: 9:20am On Mar 02
masterfactor:
We no send Nigeria news again. Na IRAN VS ISREAL AND USA WE DEY WATCH. seun is really cashing out with Iran vs USA and Israel war, see the way people Nigerians carry the matter for head.
Oga please rest, were you not one of those jumping and shouting from one iran vs Israel news, carrying Iran on your head and cheering them to their destruction, now because the current scores didn't favour you, amd your lord and savior has been eliminated, you have all of a sudden turned patriotic and caring Nigerian who listens to Nigerian news for a living. Na now you remember say seun dey cash out.

Abeg go and sleep.
PoliticsRe: Abia At Crossroads: Why Performance, Not Noise, Will Decide 2027 by Jesuspixie: 11:17pm On Jan 12
Tbagwell80:
Even your name sounds funnier than this joke. Is it plain stxxxpxxy or the joy of 30kpa that makes one to write like you. You must be a high ranking or aspiring senior member of the 30k data gang
The clown always enters panic mode at the mention of Alex Otti. Maybe he thinks 30k monthly stipend will be enough to battle stroke.
PoliticsRe: Abia At Crossroads: Why Performance, Not Noise, Will Decide 2027 by Jesuspixie: 11:15pm On Jan 12
Abians can't go back to the old days of godfatherism, nor the days where chicken Republic and market square were declared as achievements for a governor of 8 years.
PoliticsRe: Abia At Crossroads: Why Performance, Not Noise, Will Decide 2027 by Jesuspixie: 11:10pm On Jan 12
yarimo:
ALEX OTTI is the worst governor in history of Abia state, everyone in Abia state is tired of his poor leadership in the state
Yaba left patient.
Why do you always get high blood pressure at the mention of Mr Alex Otti? I understand you detest good governance but be careful before you are down with full stroke.
PoliticsRe: 'This barking Dog Made You Governor when nobody knew you' – Wike Replies Fubara by Jesuspixie: 8:28pm On Jan 02
Two idiotic actors are acting a written script and you guys are actually falling for them and mak8nf them a thing od discussion... no wonder the average IQ of Nairalanders is below average.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Reacts As He Ranks Among World’s Top 10 Youtube Streamers by Jesuspixie: 1:31pm On Dec 28, 2025
EmekaBlue:
grin grin grin Easy on the way you call holy spirit

Something my man dey study... U never know how pastors dey read sha to sound sophisticated.Learner
Let's assume he studies them, but then it's one thing to call names of disease, then it's another thing for God to accompany it with His power of healing. If e sure for you, go jack your own book then call your own names,abi you sef no wan cash dey cash out?

Bros technology has made things easier now, so you can actually investigate the thousands that are testifying on daily basis of God's healing and confirm things for yourself.
PoliticsRe: Where Will You Choose To Sit. by Jesuspixie(op): 7:49am On Nov 28, 2025
Feegie001, please come and choose a seat.
PoliticsRe: Where Will You Choose To Sit. by Jesuspixie(op): 7:47am On Nov 28, 2025
matify83:
Obviously 5

WTO president and Jack ma of Ali baba would be a good business proposition and exposure.

Other seats will be just for clout and picture opportunities.

However associating with seat 3 ( wike/omotosho) can get you lynched upon disembarking
You are right with your last paragraph.
PoliticsWhere Will You Choose To Sit. by Jesuspixie(op): 4:57pm On Nov 27, 2025
You are on an 18 hour flight and given the opportunity to sit with any of these people, which seat will you choose and why.

Christianity EtcRe: My Doctor Started Rolling On The Floor After Telling Me I Was Dying - Rev. Ukpai by Jesuspixie: 8:13pm On Oct 19, 2025
Antoeni:
He Had Such Powers , He Couldn't Heal Himself, These GO Bishops Apostles Prophets Pastor Are Blatant Liers
Even if God himself comes down among men, some of you will still have something evil to say of Him.

Pray to whoever you serve that you live a fruitful, impactful and fulfilled 80 years on earth....

Peace.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Judges Admitted Into International Association Of Judges by Jesuspixie: 8:18pm On Oct 13, 2025
Great.

Complaints to or against moderators must be sent privately. Please don't disobey, disrespect, or defame them.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Recruitment – A Harsh Reminder Of Our Employment Crisis by Jesuspixie: 5:33pm On Sep 11, 2025
kolente:
The volume of remote/ vitrual jobs looking for talents are staggering.

Its indeed a shame that Nigerians cannot take advantage of the internet to earn huge income from international recruiters and remote jobs rather than wait for Civil Service Jobs.
It's always easier said than done.. who told you Nigerians are not trying their best.
It's not always easy landing your first gig and breaking into the world of remote work system especially as a Nigerian.

For Upwork alone, you use money to buy connects to even apply for jobs.
PoliticsRe: Why Do Yorubas Call This Pot 'Agbari Ojukwu'? by Jesuspixie: 8:42am On Aug 01, 2025
Validated:
Not a plant, but a "wild weed' that is used for reforestation and manure, same as "mucuna" beans, (not sure of spelling), as the leaves are shed regularly. It is so called in Delta and most South South states, not just Igboland.
Awolowo leaf, one of the most potent cures for peptic ulcer..
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Most Followed Nigerian Pastors On Instagram In 2025 by Jesuspixie: 9:51am On Jul 27, 2025
What my God cannot do does not exist.... I have seen the goodness, mercies and faithfulness of Elroi, the God that sees me. Hallelujah.

The church keeps moving and the gates of hell can't do nothing about it!!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu actively governing from Europe, will Return After Easter - Onanuga by Jesuspixie: 8:15pm On Apr 17, 2025
VnAhunnaPl:
Fully engaged, yet not in Nigeria.
Seems like you forgot to switch to your 30k per post account.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Happened To Alabi Quadri, The Viral Young Boy In From Of Obi's Convoy. by Jesuspixie(op): 8:23am On Apr 10, 2025
helinues:
The way the Obidients are insisting on this narration, it's likely possible to be another Jubril story

The boy can't received money in 2023 and be arrested in Jan 2025 .. It's not logical

If indeed the boy is in kirikiri, he must have done something entirely different from the narration of areas boys trying to collect shares from the money given to the boy

Dullards can tell repeated story severally, no be dullard be the judge
Oga learn to read and understand, and not reading to attack. Everything mustn't be viewed through the lens of partisan politics.
PoliticsNigeria Happened To Alabi Quadri, The Viral Young Boy In From Of Obi's Convoy. by Jesuspixie(op): 8:04am On Apr 10, 2025
For those asking why and how the young chap landed in kirikiri, read the story below:



We were at the Magistrate Court of Lagos, Apapa Magisterial District, today the 9th day of April, 2025 to ascertain the facts and circumstances that led to the arrest, detention and subsequent remand of Alabi Quadri at the Minimum Security Custodial Centre, Kirikiri, Apapa, Lagos.

After spending several hours at the court, I was accompanied by a colleague from our law firm, Alabi’s mother and other family members and relatives to visit Alabi at the custodial centre. Also in attendance was the social activist who brought the case to public attention.

Given the interest expressed by members of the public, it is necessary to make this preliminary statement.

We can confirm that Alabi has been in detention since January.

[/b]He was abducted by ‘Area Boys’ close to his home while returning from work[b]

[/b]According to Alabi and his mother, his painful walk to prison can be attributed to the prolonged malice nursed by some self-acclaimed area boys of his locality who felt entitled to a share of the unexpected fortune that came Alabi’s way when he halted and stood in front of the convoy of the 2023 presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Mr. @PeterObi during the last electioneering campaign[b]

Since he failed to properly “settle” some people, it has been one attack to another.

[/b]After abducting Alabi, the same area boys who have been threatening to deal with him for not sharing the money he was gifted dragged him to the Amukoko Police Station (Pako Police Station) where he was detained[b]

The area boys initially claimed that Alabi was one of the young men who has been involved in street fights.

[/b]However, it came as a rude shock when the Police took him before a Magistrate along with four other individuals who are complete strangers to him, alleging that he conspired with them to commit “Armed Robbery” with cutlasses.[b]

The Police in the charge sheet alleged that the alleged two victims were robed of money and four mobile phones.

The value of both the physical cash and four phones is N579,000 only.

I spent about two hours interviewing Alabi about the veracity of the charges brought by the police. Speaking objectively, we all left Kirikiri with a strong conviction that this gentleman is just another victim of Nigeria’s criminal justice system.

The last point that we want to state on the record is that Alabi is a Minor. He is less than 18 years.

Currently, Alabi has appeared before the Magistrate on three occasions.

The court remanded him along with the four strange individuals who are all adults at the custodial centre pending Legal Advice by the Lagos State Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP).

We shall provide additional information and the available legal options subsequently. Suffice it to say that we will do all that is legally permissible to secure Alabi’s freedom.

Thank you for your kind attention.


Inibehe Effiong.

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze's NSPPD Expands Global Reach With Massive Gatherings by Jesuspixie: 12:45pm On Feb 23, 2025
Thank you Jesus, for what God cannot do does not exist.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Trolls Reno Omokri by Jesuspixie: 8:03pm On Feb 15, 2025
Softmirror:
🥴 With the way Southern Kaduna is enjoying peace today El-Rufai really need to be investigated. Jokes apart!
But then, I believe you were part of those who shielded him of any wrong doing probably because he was loyal to who you supported. Now his loyalty has changed or should I say he now attacks who you support, you can now see clearly to the extent of calling for him to be investigated.

Same way another set of people hated him then just because he supported whom they dreaded, now same people might love him now because he now speaks against whom they dread.

Bottom line is that you all are not actually ready for a better Nigeria, your supports are actually for your selfish interests or as a result of your tribal or religious leanings.
Christianity EtcNsppd Nigeria Prayer Conference by Jesuspixie(op): 10:14am On Feb 09, 2025
Good morning my people and a blessed Sunday to us all.

The NSPPD Prayer conference Nigeria was held on the 7th February 2025, at the Tafawa Balewa square Lagos.
It was truly amazing moment with EL roi, the God that sees us, accompanied with mind blowing miracles and testimonies, I mean miracles that sounded like lies, and as well souls were won for the Kingdom of God.
What God cannot do does not exist.
Jesus is Lord forever and ever


Trust me the devil is not happy as body go dey pepper am like this but no shaking, him go dey collect wotowoto.




https://www.youtube.com/live/xMqCo5jOuZA?si=KpXX_grs2DvHLK2F
Christianity EtcRe: Jerry Eze Foundation Christmas Rural Food Outreach. by Jesuspixie(op): 9:55am On Feb 09, 2025
Crafteck1:
15,2, about 4 with 100k, uncountable with 5k to 50k
Thank God for you.
Christianity EtcRe: Jerry Eze Foundation Christmas Rural Food Outreach. by Jesuspixie(op): 10:18pm On Jan 24, 2025
Crafteck1:
Give jobs, make industry, not this shit
How many jobs have you given out, how many industries have you built? How many souls have you redeemed from hunger?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Debt Burden Swells: Each Citizen Now Owes N624,527, Rises By 63% by Jesuspixie: 10:11pm On Jan 24, 2025
Proudlyngwa:
No they are supposed to steal to do road .

May that your hand be leprosy infested
Have you heard of the word Tax, if yes, do you pay any?
Are you aware that Nigeria produces above 1.5 million barrels of crude daily,
Do you know that nigeria is blessed with other numerous resources that generates income?
What of the revenues we generate internally?

If they can collectively loot the nations treasury, and even the borrowed loans, then they should steal to build roads.

Imagine a president who borrowed to build railway from katsina to Niger Republic and I ask, to what gain?
PoliticsRe: Retirement: Top Generals Get $20,000 Medical Allowance, Bullet-proof SUV, Others by Jesuspixie(op): 12:17pm On Jan 07, 2025
How can a sovereign nation allow foreign medicals as part of the retirement benefits for her top military personnel, meaning there is no hope in sight for our health sector..... and by the way, how sustainable is this, and yet the poor and hungry masses should endure a little more
PoliticsRetirement: Top Generals Get $20,000 Medical Allowance, Bullet-proof SUV, Others by Jesuspixie(op): 10:28am On Jan 07, 2025
President Bola Tinubu has approved $20,000 foreign medical treatment, bullet-proof SUVs and cooks, among other benefits, as a retirement package for service chiefs and generals, which the Nigerian Medical Association, the Medical and Dental Consultants Association of Nigeria, and the Nigerian Association of Resident Doctors faulted, The PUNCH reports.

According to the Harmonised Terms and Conditions of Service for Officers and Enlisted Personnel in the Nigerian Armed Forces, signed by President Bola Tinubu on December 14, 2024, the Chief of Defence Staff and other service chiefs are entitled to a bulletproof SUV or its equivalent as a retirement package.

The vehicle would be replaced every four years and maintained by the military. This is in addition to a Peugeot 508 or an equivalent vehicle as backup.

The retired generals will also enjoy a range of other luxurious benefits, including domestic aides and residential guards upon retirement.

While those who retire as lieutenant generals and their equivalents will enjoy international and local medical treatment worth up to $20,000 annually, the benefits for the CDS and the service chiefs were not specified, but it is believed that theirs would be significantly higher.

In addition, they will be assigned a special assistant or personal assistant, three service drivers, and a service orderly, with escorts provided as necessary by relevant military units.

Also, each retiring service chief will also be provided with five domestic aides, comprising two service cooks, two stewards, and one civilian gardener, along with an aide-de-camp or security officer.


The HTCOS read, “Retirement benefits for CDS and Service Chiefs: The following benefits shall be applicable: One bullet-proof SUV or equivalent vehicle to be maintained by the Service and to be replaced every four years. One Peugeot 508 or equivalent backup vehicle.

‘’Retention of all military uniforms and accoutrement to be worn for appropriate ceremonies; five domestic aides (two service cooks, two stewards and one civilian gardener); one Aide-de-Camp/security officer; one Special Assistant (Lt/Capt or equivalents) or one Personal Assistant (Warrant Officer or equivalents); standard guard (nine soldiers).

“Three service drivers; one service orderly; escorts (to be provided by appropriate military units/ formation as the need arises); retention of personal firearms (on his demise, the personal firearm(s) shall be retrieved by the relevant service) and free medical cover in Nigeria and abroad.”

For other senior officers such as lieutenant generals and equivalents, they are entitled to two Toyota Hilux vehicles or one Toyota Land Cruiser, along with $20,000 annual medical treatment, two cooks, two stewards, four residential guards and two drivers.

The document stated, “Lieutenant generals and equivalents will receive two Toyota Hilux vehicles or one Toyota Land Cruiser, along with $20,000 annual medical treatment, two cooks, two stewards, four residential guards, and two drivers.

“Retirement benefits for lieutenant general/equivalents. The following benefits shall be applicable: Officers of three-star rank. Two Toyota Hilux Vehicles or one Toyota Land cruiser or equivalent jeep of the same value; two Cooks; two Stewards; four residential guards; one service orderly; two service drivers and free medicals in Nigeria and abroad to the tune of $20,000 per year.”

The Federal Government also approved for major generals and brigadier generals a Toyota Land Cruiser or equivalent, $15,000 annual medical treatment, domestic staff, and residential guards.


One-star officers are expected to receive $10,000 annually for medical care, a Toyota Camry or equivalent and similar domestic and security arrangements.

The HTCOS further read, “For major-generals/brigadier-generals and equivalents, the following benefits shall be applicable: One Toyota Land Cruiser or equivalent car of the same value.

“One cook; One steward, two residential guards; One service orderly; One driver; Free medicals in Nigeria, and abroad to the tune of $15,000 per annum.

“Officers of One-Star rank (Brig. Gen.): One Toyota Camry or equivalent car of the same value; One service driver; two residential guards; One orderly and free medicals in Nigeria and abroad to the tune of $10,000 per annum.’’

Colonels and their equivalents are to get a Toyota Corolla or its equivalent and free medical care within Nigeria.

The President of the NMA, Prof Bala Audu, emphasised that any retirement benefits received by government officials should be invested within Nigeria.

Speaking on the upgraded perks for the military brass, the NMA president noted, “If they want to give them government-benefited medical treatment, cooks, or whatever, I think they should give them all their benefits in Nigeria, that is what I believe.’’


“Whoever wants to receive benefits, whether service chiefs or Mr. President, it should be in Nigeria, and not abroad,’’ he insisted.

President of MDCAN, Prof Muhammad Muhammad, demanded that the Nigerian healthcare system should be transformed to cater to Nigerians’ healthcare needs.

“My main concern is not what they are giving, but the fact that it is made official that the medical treatment has to be abroad. When, in fact, in most situations, when they go out, it’s Nigerian doctors that they are going to meet. So, in that situation, we need to make sure they are taking good care of the Nigerian healthcare providers,’’ he said.

He added that the decision to make provision for foreign treatment for the retired officers signalled a lack of confidence in the local health sector.

“This also means that the government does not have confidence in the Nigerian healthcare system. So, they have to make sure that whatever level of care they receive abroad, we also have it in Nigeria because that is what is going to make Nigerians continue to have confidence in the healthcare system and the healthcare providers in Nigeria. So, my main concern is not what was allocated, but the fact that it is made official that the treatment will be abroad.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/retirement-top-generals-get-20000-medical-allowance-bullet-proof-suv-others/%3famp
Christianity EtcRe: Jerry Eze Foundation Christmas Rural Food Outreach. by Jesuspixie(op): 11:41am On Dec 23, 2024
Beuberry:
Ensure safe distribution and non stampede. Merry Xmas
Yea, All glory to God as it was safely distributed.

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