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Religion / Re: Why Did Pastor Isaac Oyedepo Lose So Much Weight? by jetson06: 5:38pm On May 01
Well the reason for PIO loosing weight was because his wood wasnt working. So he had to resort to smoking CK to loose all that weight for his wood to be restored back to full functionality.
Health / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Sleeping Naked? by jetson06: 12:43pm On Apr 23
Morning wood
Foreign Affairs / Re: Naked Protest Shocks South Africa (PICS) by jetson06: 2:54pm On Apr 20
South Africa here I come to join the protest.
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Admitting To Cheating On Her Ex-husband (Video) by jetson06: 11:45am On Apr 18
i go like Bleep this Korra Obidi.
Health / Re: Day-Old Baby Dumped In Polythene Bag Rescued In Lagos by jetson06: 11:32am On Apr 18
A condom would have avoided all this nonsense.

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Sports / Re: International Friendly: Nigeria Vs Ghana (2 - 1) On 22nd March 2024 by jetson06: 1:10pm On Mar 23
Ode omo eru

Jemex003:



Then the money was sent into your father account?
Family / Re: Husband Sues Wife For Allegedly Getting Pregnant For Another Man Twice by jetson06: 7:00pm On Mar 21
Na your papa dey chop leftover. How are we sure that you are the son of your father? Oponu oshi! Son of your mother's boyfriend/sugar daddy.

BodyCount:

Weyrey
Na everybody go dey chop leftovers like you?
Family / Re: Husband Sues Wife For Allegedly Getting Pregnant For Another Man Twice by jetson06: 6:43pm On Mar 21
No marriage for me since all the women in this world have been deflowered by countless big dicks. I have pledged my life to be a player and a mack for life. Marriage is for pussy ass simp niggas and I refuse to be one of them simp niggas.
Family / Re: Husband Sues Wife For Allegedly Getting Pregnant For Another Man Twice by jetson06: 6:36pm On Mar 21
Stupid boy, where you wan see virgin marry?

BodyCount:
Good for the man. grin

When we say don't marry
OLOSHOS
WHÓRES
USELESS LOOSE PIGS RAISED BY FAILED PARENTS
NON-VIRGINS
GIRLS WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT
ETC

They'll start calling us names.
As a man, I don't just understand what's there to enjoy, love, cherish and value in something that other men like yourself have passed around...
A used product
A leftover ...


God forbid!

I can never love a non-virgin girl dearly
I can never pay bride price or full bride price on a non-virgin girl
BRIDE PRICE IS A TRADITIONAL THING FOR VIRGIN GIRLS.

ADVICE:
DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE AND LOVE.
A GIRL WITH MULTIPLE BODYCOUNT CAN NEVER LOVE OR BE SATISFIED WITH ONE MAN, EVEN IN MARRIAGE.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A RED FLAG.

If you didn't meet or marry her as a virgin, she'll most likely cheat on you ...

If you've been unfortunate to have married a girl that some guys have used for testing, experiment and passed around, MAKE SURE YOU DO DNA TEST ON YOUR CHILDREN.
Business / Re: Female Bank MDs/CEOs Shattering The Ceiling In Nigeria by jetson06: 4:49pm On Mar 20
I have found my sugar mummy.
Education / Re: A School Teacher Did This To Your Son,as A Parent What Is Your Next Move ? by jetson06: 2:36pm On Mar 20
I will lock the teacher up in guard room for 2 weeks with consistent beating.
Properties / Re: Don't Lose Your House To A Bulldozer: The Dangers Of Buying Property In Lagos by jetson06: 5:55pm On Mar 19
Lies from the pit of Hell. Most houses that get demolished have all the complete documents. We are under toxic Governance by a dog named Babajide Sanwo Olu.

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Politics / Re: Adeleke Berated For Renovating Govt House With ₦‎1 Billion Amid Hardship by jetson06: 4:55pm On Mar 19
This man go fit nack?
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by jetson06: 3:32pm On Mar 19
What has your Mother invented in her lifetime? The only invention she can boast of is bringing a dingbat to this world and you are that dingbat.

Samueltemi337:
A very dumb invention coming from a very dumb gender
Travel / Re: Gabriel Diya, Son & Daughter Drown In Swimming Pool In Spain - Inquest Hears by jetson06: 4:28pm On Mar 16
You mean God that is all powerful and mighty could not save the Pastor and his children?

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Religion / Re: Why Ladies Above 35 Years Should Propose To Men – Rev Father Oluoma by jetson06: 3:46pm On Mar 16
I am Non Binary.

Angy55:


Are you a He? Because this is a rare comment that should come from 95 percent of male naira landers.
Celebrities / Re: I Said Yes Again” Israel Dmw’s Ex-wife, Sheila Courage Set To Remarry by jetson06: 6:50pm On Mar 14
According to Daddy Freeze, SHeila was referring to an endorsement that she just secured.
Religion / Re: Why Ladies Above 35 Years Should Propose To Men – Rev Father Oluoma by jetson06: 1:04pm On Mar 14
Women over 35 don't need to marry. Marriage should not been seen as avenue for one to seek relevance in this life. Oprah Winfrey is over 70 years of age and yet more relevant than most women that are married in their 20s. Bleep all these African societal norms. It is nothing but pure fuckery and bullshit.

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Religion / Re: Photo Of A Mosque Beside A Church In Jos by jetson06: 6:45pm On Mar 13
And so Bleep what?
Religion / Re: Police Rearrest Former MFM Chorister Over Libel Against Church Founder, Olukoya by jetson06: 1:13pm On Mar 12
Over to you Daddy Freeze



oluwaseyi0:
Why are religious people using police/state to fight their enemy but will tell members to cast, bind and destroy by fire and thunder

Why can't Olukoya just send thunder

Family / Re: Video Of Nigerian Woman Expressing Her Joy As She Becomes A Mrs by jetson06: 9:40am On Mar 10
Hmm anyone wey dey go Ikoyi registry should note that he is signing a lifetime death sentence.
Business / Re: Herbert Wigwe Surviving Children Show Strength At Funeral For Parents (photo) by jetson06: 9:45pm On Mar 09
The chubby one in shades go sabi gobble gbola.
Religion / Re: As A Christian Do You Still Do Quality Quiet Time? by jetson06: 12:57pm On Mar 03
I spend mine drinking tea with God.
Crime / Re: Woman Bathes Co-Wife With Hot Water In Kaduna by jetson06: 3:49pm On Feb 22
wicked women everywhere
Politics / Re: #SanwoSpeaks: Media Chat with Lagos State Governor, Babajide Sanwo-Olu by jetson06: 12:53pm On Feb 22
I will curse this son of a bitch out on the live show.
Business / Re: Lagos To Convert Computer Village, Ikeja To Residential Area by jetson06: 12:18pm On Feb 22
it was the home of Fela's Kalakuta shrine back in the 80s.
Celebrities / Re: Herbert Wigwe: The World Moves On by jetson06: 12:33pm On Feb 20
This Pastor Iluyomade wife wowo no be small. See her face like Joker in Batman.
Religion / Re: Christians From Other Denominations Will Bow Before You - Adeboye Prays For RCCG by jetson06: 4:46pm On Feb 18
Hmmm! Even one of his Executive Pastors, I wont mention his name but these were his words quoted below:

"I decree that the next Holy Ghost Service, will take place on the moon. Say a big Amen to that."

grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsUzhGmGcgI?feature=shared

Pastor Adeboye’s prayer that Christians of other denominations will bow before RCCG members sparks controversy!

A video clip being shared online shows him making the prayer at the 2021 youth convention of the church.

He made reference to how the sons of the prophet bowed before Elisha after he was endowed with the double portion of Elijah’s power.

Adeboye then prayed that as the prophet’s sons bowed to Elisha, Christians from other denominations would bow before them. The entire congregation roared with an amen response.

Reacting to the video, OO Nwoye wrote:

Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Surprises Wife Regina Daniels With Lexus Bulletproof SUV Val's Gift by jetson06: 12:09pm On Feb 15
See what our leaders are using tax payers money to do. They are spending money meant for the development of the country on glorified nollywood oloshos. This is why Nigeria will remain stagnant. Do you see people like Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Barrack Obama, George Bush and co doing shit like this? Never!!!

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Should Jose Peseiro Stay As Super Eagles Boss After Final Loss? by jetson06: 6:44pm On Feb 13
Get me Klopp. Perserio and bus parking tactics should Bleep off.

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