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What if he is the one selling to the girl?............................

Zonefree:
This message came at the wrong time. This weekend wey I wan import one banny from neighbouring state na em you drop this weird and scary story.

Wetin man do man?

A word is enough for the wise!

You people have started again with this marriage stuff this morning, una no dey tire?

Very true!

The guy get mind sha!

War!

JayyXXX:
Happy birthday Tiwa...

One can't just forget that short clip with red polish nails directing the rod inside the hot slippery chambers with the seductive facial expressions.

Wish you many more years and more short clips.

it was massive!

MzansiCoolio:
How do you celebrate one country's goal with a song from a rival country at the tournament?

Nigerians supporting this disrespectful measure by CAF have mountain goat brains 🇳🇬👎🏾

dey play!

False prediction!

Hit the ground running!

Vinnie2000:
This has to be Benue state.

They are the KING OF YAMS and Their land is so Fertile.

Those their Dooshima and Dowuese Tiv Girls are Sweet and Fertile, too.

During my Nysc days in the state, I Chop 'yam' no be small.

bad guy

No matter how bad we see the country, we still thank God almighty for the little.......it means alot to us!........oya caption this pix 4 me!
ME: two wives loading!

Negroid001:
First week of January, shawty wasn't available and i needed to get good loving. Called up one of my sweeties from old times, we're friends with benefits and the arrangement is cool with us. We have these escapades twice or thrice every year. Truth be told, she's a wowzer, fair skin, cupid face, quite intelligent. People give dagger stares when I'm with her, both genders.

Back to the story, after a whole afternoon of romping at this suite close to my crib (Can't take no lady i ain't marrying to my father's house), we decide to hit the pool downstairs to let the steam off. Romance gets pretty intense and we decide to take a breath. Her phone has been ringing the whole time and she has some messages too. She shows me, there's this dude that has been on her case for quite some time, he's asking where she's at, she video calls him and he says he's coming, she didn't tell him she's with someone.

Dude stays like 2 communities away. The Hot simp drives down in 30 mins. I see him when he enters. Wicked us decides to take things up a notch. We dive back in and for the next 35 to 40 mins, we do all sorts of 18+ shi with reckless abandon in his presence. The other occupants of the pool think something crazy is about to happen but we cool things down and step out again. I see him where he sits, his hands are shaking as he clutches his car keys awkwardly, he hasn't even touched his drink. I take observation of him, he looks like a geek, prolly in his mid 30s, the type that comes online to brag but can't ace a woman in real life. I don't feel one bit of pity for him. I'm wondering how someone can waste expensive fuel just to come and simp.

We take our leave shortly afterward. We walk up to meet him, i give him a handshake and he's like i should take care of her well. If only he knew. I gave a silent chuckle and we left him there.

Dude looks like a typical nairalander, i hope he see's this.

I always advise men to stop chasing women who aren't interested in them. Let's be realistic, that dude has more to offer her than me. He loves her genuinely, would spend on her, treat her like a queen too. But no, she'll rather bang disrespective and rude me. Women are naturally drawn to things and people detrimental to them. I can't date her because she's somewhat like me, and she can't be in a serious relationship with me either because i'm not a one woman guy and i always say it with confidence. Our arrangement works for the 2 of us. It;'s all active service. No questions or feelings attached, just enjoy the moment.

I could be labeled many things, one thing i'm not and i detest those who are is the simping shi. Things are happening. Simps belong to lowest class of men.

story!

Machinegun91:
Ivory Coast is just like Gbagyi tribe in Abuja.

They allow strangers to enjoy the blessings of their land

stop being foolish!