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Been feeling the jam "Owo Ni Koko", I noticed something in the lyrics "If you dance like jackson, Omo iye ko kan mi and if you dance like raymond(Usher), Omo iye ko kan wa". P-Square fits the description or who else looks like Usher Raymond and got steps like Jackson" |
The All Progressives Congress (APC) Friday urged Nigerians to show President Goodluck Jonathan a red card in the coming presidential elections on the grounds of his inability to fight the two main challenges of insecurity and corruption facing the country despite having six years to do so. ”The President has finally admitted that the two main challenges facing the country are corruption and insecurity, and seems to be telling Nigerians to give him more time to tackle the problems. But the truth is that he lacks the capacity to fight and defeat these challenges, whether in six or 10 years,” the party said in a statement issued in Lagos in response to President Jonathan’s claim that he has recognised the two main issues Nigerians say worry them. The statement issued by the party’s national publicity secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed said: ”A President who has spent the last six years trying to diagnose the main problems facing the country will apparently need another four years to plan how to tackle the challenges. By then, all of us would have been buried under the rubble of corruption and our country would have been decimated by insecurity. It is therefore time for Nigerians to vote in a President who will hit the ground running, a President who will tackle the problems of corruption and insecurity headlong, without giving excuses for failure,” it said. APC said a corrupt government can never fight corruption, hence it will be futile to expect the Jonathan Administration to take on and defeat corruption, having been populated by profiteering personalities. ”Mr. President said he wants to put in place the institutions to tackle corruption before taking on the canker worm that has almost destroyed the fabric of our society. Pray, whatever happened to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC)? Were they not institutions specifically created for the purpose of tackling corruption, but which the Jonathan Administration chose to castrate? ”There is no better way to say this: President Jonathan lacks the political will to tackle corruption, and he will not tackle it if he spends 60 years in office,” the party said. |
The presidential candidate of the Alliance for Democracy, Dr Rafiu Salau, on Saturday pledged to create two million jobs if elected into office in next month’s election. Salau made the pledge while unfolding his manifesto in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria in Abuja. To attain such a feat, Salau said his administration would ensure more local content involvement in the exploration and sale of crude oil as well as shipment by local maritime companies. He said, “First, a minimum of 70 per cent of the exploration of the crude oil in the nation must be done by local companies. “Whatever the profit made by local companies will be invested in the economy of the nation. This will go a long way in increasing the revenue that will be generated in the industry. “Secondly, at least 70 per cent of the shipment of the crude oil shall be assigned to local maritime companies. “Thirdly, 100 per cent of the oil products used locally shall be refined by local refineries, meaning 50 per cent of refined products will be enough for local consumption while 50 per cent will be for exportation to countries without oil or refineries.” According to him, this strategy will create two million jobs and increase oil revenue. Salau said the national revenue being spent on the importation of oil products and subsidy would no longer be spent on consumption, but invested on capital goods. “This will generate more national revenue for decades while the increase in national revenue from the investment of the crude oil income will take the nation to the path of G20. “Nigeria will have 200 billion dollars in foreign reserve before the end of my term in office,” he said. |
The Special Assistant to President Goodluck Jonathan on New Media, Reno Omokri has faulted the popularity of former dictator and presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on the social media. He argued that the popularity of Buhari on social media was bought through sponsored posts, stressing that it is a cheap way of getting followership. He also shared a post on his twitter handle to corroborate his argument. RenoBuhari RenoBuharii“It shows the level of hypocrisy and deceit. Anybody can grow followership with adverts but a true proof of popularity on social media should be organic. The almost two million followers of President Goodluck Jonathan are organic, a show of the love of Nigerians for him and his administration,” he said. Omokri noted that it is wrong to compare the popularity of President Jonathan on social media with that of Buhari. “There is no basis to compare the two because they are miles apart. President Jonathan enjoys the support of Nigerians as evident by the millions of Nigerians that follow his official Facebook account, Goodluck Jonathan. The number of likes, comments and shares of his posts is commendable. I am not sure that Buhari has up to 60,000 likes on Facebook with the money spent so far by his camp to boost his popularity on social media. |
Hon. Ehiozuwa Johnson Agbonayinma, a chieftain of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Edo State, has advised Christian communities across Nigeria, to avoid being carried away by General Muhammadu Buhari’s recent romance with the faith. According to him, Buhari’s desperation to get elected as president is behind his “overture to the church”, which he says, is contrary to his previous leanings and “public positions”. In a statement issued in Abuja on Saturday, December 27, Agbonayinma accused the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), of having an unholy and questionable romance with the church with the aim of securing the support of the majority in the 2015 presidential election. He added that Buhari should be informed that Nigeria does not have a place for a religious bigot and a divisive character in its presidency. Agbonayinma said: “It is indeed worrisome that General Buhari has become very desperate to win the presidency, hence his overture to the church, where I gathered he is now being taught how to sing Christian songs which he will sing during campaign.” “This is patently unacceptable as this dubious romance runs contrary to Buhari’s antecedents and the records of his public positions and declarations on the issue of religion.” “This is a man who had, in the past, cared less about hurting the sensibilities of Christians with his fanatical disposition about Muslim religion.” “He said in August 27, 2001 that he would ‘continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping all over Nigeria,’ and was quoted to have further declared, ‘God willing, we will not stop the agitation for the total implementation of the Sharia in the country,” the PDP chieftain added. |
The prospects of the Nigerian agriculture sector should ordinarily give hope to the majority of Nigerians who are poor in their numbers. The Agriculture sector with all its potentials waiting to be harnessed, has longed been abandoned due to the discovery and exploration of oil a few years after the country’s independence. Virtually, every government since independent had come with one policy or program on how to resolve the puzzle but had failed. Tractor The indictors for a striving/growing agriculture sector cannot be hidden and cannot be seen only on pages of newspapers and the web pages. That is where I fault the approached used by the current administration of President Jonathan. Dr Akinwumi Ayo Adesina the current Agriculture- minister and Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala are bright minds and nobody can take that from them. However, if the President of Nigeria Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan wishes, he can go ahead and fill his cabinet with 80% of these brains; we won’t make progress in developing our country. Why? The current government’s posture towards corruption should raise concerns for any sane Nigeria. The institutions that should be the enablers or drivers for positive development are totally corrupt. That Corruption has weakened our institutions in Nigeria is one of the biggest reasons the agriculture sector will not strive. From the Farmers associations to the policy makers, regulators, and the whole agriculture supply chain the bug of corruption had weakened them. It is alarming but Nigerians are not yet alarmed. The Agric-minister had constantly in various fora released hard statistics and figures on the agriculture sector of Nigeria. These statistics and figures all used around the country for campaigns in a bid to make Nigerians believe in the Transformation Agenda. I consider them bogus and a hoax. It is what a recent publication by Malam Adamu Bello who was Dr Adesina’s predecessor in the ministry of agriculture referred to as “The Many Lies of Adesina”. The publication went hard on the Minister and the government on their claims of stemming out corruption in the distribution of fertilizer, and I quote “On the issue of fertilizer, it is only God the Almighty that will judge the unfair way past administrations are being portrayed. To claim that there was subsidy of N870 billion spent on fertilizers since the use of fertilizers was initially encouraged by the Government about 40 years ago is most unfair, as I doubt if the entire agricultural budgets for the whole period was up to that sum”. The sad part of these mendacities is that Nigerians and even our media do not have the time or will to verify them. The public, a majority of them gullible, run with this information given by the minister. Dr. Adesina once said that no fewer than 2.2million jobs have been created in the last two year in the agricultural sector of the Nigerian economy. Also, that food importation has fallen by N850 billion ($5.2 billion) and food production was up by 8 million tonnes. He went further to say "The world’s second- largest importer of rice, Nigeria aims to become self- sufficient by 2015 after introducing a 100 percent tax on polished rice imports this year, likely to mostly affect countries like India, Thailand and Brazil" Anyone with an analytical or logical mind should ask the following questions. How many months are we away from 2015, if in the last two years our country added 2.2 million jobs in the agriculture sector alone would we had had the stampede that took lives of young Nigerians this year during the Immigration recruitment exercise? Does anyone think about the impact and multiplier effect of 1 million jobs not to talk about 2 million? My little knowledge of economics suggests to me that N850 billion in our country is a lot. The minister is used to overblowing the achievements of his ministry and the danger is that Nigerians could wait forever to feel the impact of this so-called REVOLUTION in Agriculture-sector. Furthermore, the said much talked of Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) in the agriculture sector the minister had said had come into Nigeria, the impact has not been felt. These are issues that should cause worry for any reasonable Nigerian. We have seen various and well scripted agriculture-policies in Nigeria, but none had changed the sector for good. A proper and sincere revolution in the sector will in itself end the epidemic called unemployment in Nigeria and the end of unemployment could curb Boko Haram, armed robbery, prostitution, kidnapping and other social vices. Research has said that South-East Asia and Sub- Sarahan Africa will find it difficult to end hunger and poverty if nations in these regions do not develop agriculture properly. Also, Forbes in 2012 stated in an online article that world’s next billionaires will come from the agricultural sector and farmers could be the owners of Lamborghinis in the future. “The next sets of billionaires are those who will produce what is needed to meet world's urgent needs (Food)” says Forbes. Jim Rogers a multi-millionaire and Chairman of Rogers Holdings and Beeland Interests was quoted in the TIME Magazine saying “if you want to be rich become a farmer”. Our country has men and women who are rich; some worked for their wealth but most stole theirs from the state. Most of them are known for investing this wealth abroad on properties. If a third of our country's wealth both stolen and worked for is reinvested into agriculture, our nation will in the next few years stand heads and shoulders with the BRIC nations. We will feed Africa and still be self- sufficient in food production. Nevertheless, we must not miss the point, for Nigeria to fight the Dutch Disease that have ravaged our country as a result of continuous exploration and exportation of oil and gas while the Agriculture and other sectors had suffered; Nigeria must go back to the days were 80% of our country’s foreign earnings came from agriculture and allow for other sectors to strive. We must build those less corrupt institutions, reliable and sustainable infrastructure; have policy and laws that are friendly to agriculture development. Only responsive and responsible government can do these, however, 2015 elections gives us another opportunity to put our great country back on track and take her place in the comity of nation as the one and only giant of Africa and also give the opportunity to our friends, brothers/sisters uncles and aunties in the village to own and drive Lamborghinis in the future. |
Hmmmm.....Naija politics like house of cards |
resolve of his Liverpool side after their hard-fought 1-0 victory at Burnley on Friday. The Reds headed into the clash at Turf Moor without a win in three Premier League outings, and the home side dominated the opening half, striking the post through Danny Ings. Rodgers' men survived until half-time, and found the winner shortly after the hour mark when Raheem Sterling rounded goalkeeper Tom Heaton and slotted home. And the Northern Irishman hailed Liverpool's battling display as they moved up to ninth in the table. "I thought in terms of our character and resilience in the game we showed outstanding qualities when needed," he said. "They pressed really hard and made it difficult in the first half but I felt we were better second half. "I was really pleased because we had to show a different side to us. It's a great three points and I'm delighted with that." Rodgers also reserved praise for Simon Mignolet who, after being dropped "indefinitely" two weeks ago, came on as an early replacement for the injured Brad Jones, and successfully kept the home side at bay. "He's done well. He came for a couple of crosses really well," Rodgers said. "He's worked hard since he's come out of the team, he's kept the clean sheet and that was important for us." Match-winner Sterling was also lavished with praise, after the England forward had come in for criticism following a wasteful performance in the 3-0 defeat to Manchester United earlier this month. |
Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal got into the Christmas spirit after he was spotted handing out presents to Red Devils fans ahead of his side's victory over Newcastle United on Boxing Day. The former Netherlands coach has been critical of the Premier League's busy festive period in recent weeks, but appeared to be in a more cheerful mood as he gave wrapped gifts to supporters seated around the dugout area on Friday. The notoriously no-nonsense Van Gaal was also in a generous mood when he handed wine out to journalists during his pre-match press conference earlier this week. His good mood will no doubt have been improved as his team maintained their fine unbeaten run against the Magpies at Old Trafford. A vintage showing from Wayne Rooney inspired the 20- time English chamipions to a 3-1 victory, with the England captain netting twice before Robin van Persie made the points safe. |
Before you learn a language, start with 'drag and drop' programming. "Drag and drop" programming is a basic technique that allows you to build code by dragging and dropping blocks or some other visual cue rather than manually writing text-based code. It makes it easy to understand the basics of programming without getting caught up in meticulous character placement, according to Hadi Partovi, co-founder of a website that offers online coding courses called Code.org. "Once you've learned the basic concepts using drag and drop, you'll immediately want to learn [how to] do the real thing," Partovi said to Business Insider. There are plenty of programs out there that can help you get started with drag and drop programming, including MIT Scratch and Code.org's Code Studio, and Google Blocky. Python is one of the easiest languages to start with. Python is an easy language for beginners, according to Partovi, because there's less of an emphasis on syntax. So, if you forget your parentheses or misplace a few semicolons, it shouldn't trip you up as much as it might if you were coding in a different language. But Javascript is one of the most useful languages to know as a developer. Javascript isn't as easy as Python, but it runs on every single platform out there — Mac, Windows, iOS, and Android among others. Every single Web browser, and even new types of devices like smartwatches use Javascript at some capacity, Partovi said. "Once you reach that level of critical mass, it's not going away," Partovi said. Once you have the hang of Javascript, try playing with Ruby and Ruby on Rails. Ruby on Rails is a great tool that can help you with the backend aspect of your programming. Although Ruby and Ruby on Rails have similar names, there's actually an important difference. Ruby is a scripting language, just like Python, but Ruby on Rails is a Web app framework built on Ruby. In other words, Ruby is the language, while Ruby on Rails is a tool that makes it easy to use the Ruby language to build websites. What makes Ruby and Ruby on Rails so attractive, according to Partovi, is that there's very little prototyping involved. This means that once you have the code written, it's pretty easy to get the final product up and running. BONUS: Get familiar with HTML...you're going to need it if you want to build a website. While HTML isn't a programming language in the sense that Python, Ruby, and Javascript are, you still need it to build a website. HTML is used to describe how your website looks, while other languages like Javascript power the interactive components, such as what happens when you clock a button on the site. |
A programming language is a formal constructed language designed to communicate instructions to a machine, particularly a computer. Programming languages can be used to create programs to control the behavior of a machine or to express algorithms. The earliest programming languages preceded the invention of the digital computer and were used to direct the behavior of machines such as Jacquard looms and player pianos.[1] Thousands of different programming languages have been created, mainly in the computer field, and many more still are being created every year. Many programming languages require computation to be specified in an imperative form (i.e., as a sequence of operations to perform), while other languages utilize other forms of program specification such as the declarative form (i.e. the desired result is specified, not how to achieve it). The description of a programming language is usually split into the two components of syntax (form) and semantics (meaning). Some languages are defined by a specification document (for example, the C programming language is specified by an ISO Standard), while other languages (such as Perl) have a dominant implementation that is treated as a reference. Definitions A programming language is a notation for writing programs, which are specifications of a computation or algorithm.[2] Some, but not all, authors restrict the term "programming language" to those languages that can express all possible algorithms. [2][3] Traits often considered important for what constitutes a programming language include: Function and target A computer programming language is a language used to write computer programs, which involve a computer performing some kind of computation [4] or algorithm and possibly control external devices such as printers, disk drives, robots,[5] and so on. For example, PostScript programs are frequently created by another program to control a computer printer or display. More generally, a programming language may describe computation on some, possibly abstract, machine. It is generally accepted that a complete specification for a programming language includes a description, possibly idealized, of a machine or processor for that language.[6] In most practical contexts, a programming language involves a computer; consequently, programming languages are usually defined and studied this way.[7] Programming languages differ from natural languages in that natural languages are only used for interaction between people, while programming languages also allow humans to communicate instructions to machines. Abstractions Programming languages usually contain abstractions for defining and manipulating data structures or controlling the flow of execution. The practical necessity that a programming language support adequate abstractions is expressed by the abstraction principle;[8] this principle is sometimes formulated as recommendation to the programmer to make proper use of such abstractions.[9] Expressive power The theory of computation classifies languages by the computations they are capable of expressing. All Turing complete languages can implement the same set of algorithms. ANSI/ISO SQL-92 and Charity are examples of languages that are not Turing complete, yet often called programming languages.[10][11] Markup languages like XML, HTML or troff, which define structured data, are not usually considered programming languages.[12][13][14] Programming languages may, however, share the syntax with markup languages if a computational semantics is defined. XSLT, for example, is a Turing complete XML dialect.[15][16][17] Moreover, LaTeX, which is mostly used for structuring documents, also contains a Turing complete subset.[18][19] The term computer language is sometimes used interchangeably with programming language.[20] However, the usage of both terms varies among authors, including the exact scope of each. One usage describes programming languages as a subset of computer languages.[21] In this vein, languages used in computing that have a different goal than expressing computer programs are generically designated computer languages. For instance, markup languages are sometimes referred to as computer languages to emphasize that they are not meant to be used for programming.[22] Another usage regards programming languages as theoretical constructs for programming abstract machines, and computer languages as the subset thereof that runs on physical computers, which have finite hardware resources.[23] John C. Reynolds emphasizes that formal specification languages are just as much programming languages as are the languages intended for execution. He also argues that textual and even graphical input formats that affect the behavior of a computer are programming languages, despite the fact they are commonly not Turing-complete, and remarks that ignorance of programming language concepts is the reason for many flaws in input formats. |
Yeah....I expected it. |
Our mutual sincerity encourages me to utter the following pleas and words of advice. Certainly you are aware that many Nigerians are concerned and even fearful about the persistent claims by some of the Hausa-Fulani political leadership that their Hausa- Fulani nation must dominate Nigeria as a sort of colonial overlord. You know as much as anybody that that thorny fact has been one of the factors in the making of our country’s disunity, conflicts, and instability. Usually, people do not accuse you personally of sharing in that mentality; but since you are Hausa-Fulani, and since some of your people perpetually noise that claim and make efforts to achieve it, it is a large though mostly unspoken factor in the coming presidential election. It would be a pity if this should cause serious problems for such a good candidate as you at this time. Therefore, I urge you: use your best capabilities to put an end to this terrible tradition – in the interest of our country. Realistically, no single one of our nationalities can dominate all the rest of us. It is impossible. How can one nationality, even if it is larger than all the rest of us put together, dominate all the rest of us in any full or lasting sense? And we do not have any numerically dominant nation like that. Our three largest nationalities (Hausa-Fulani, Yoruba and Igbo) are very close in population size, and each of them is a minority in Nigeria. How can the Hausa-Fulani succeed in subduing and dominating the large and capable Yoruba or Igbo – not to talk of all the nationalities of Nigeria? Talking about domination and trying to achieve it has only bred hostility, crookedness, and instability in our country. It is time we remove that obstacle from the path to our country’s stability, progress and prosperity – and you can lead us to do it. Please sincerely strive to do so. Let it be one of your immortal gifts to our country. Nigeria is a country in which we all can prosper – and together build a world power. That leads me to another but related subject. The reason most of the Hausa-Fulani elite are forever angling for a bigger, more powerful, and more resource-controlling Federal Government, is that they believe that, by having that kind of FG and ensuring their own control of it, they will be able to subdue and dominate all of Nigeria. But it is a nebulous and disruptive venture. Yes, they have contributed much in pulling power and resources into the hands of the FG, but has their homeland or anybody else gained anything from that? The most important result of massing power in the FG is that the FG has become a podgy, ponderous, incompetent and repulsively corrupt monstrosity, a constant manipulator of elections and other vital processes across our land, a destroyer of development and progress in our country, and a disgrace to our country in the wide world. You acknowledge almost as much as this in your manifesto. As matters have developed under Jonathan (and even under Obasanjo before him), whoever controls the FG tends to use it as a personal estate, to be used for his own aggrandizement and the disproportionate benefit of his own nationality (or his favoured nationality). Recently, the elder statesman, Alhaji Maitama Sule, lamented that the people of the Arewa North are suffering serious discrimination today in Nigeria, and leaders of the Arewa Youth went out protesting about the same thing – and Yoruba people are crying out about the same too. Is it not absurd that we have created a system that makes it possible for such major segments of Nigeria as Arewa North and the Yoruba Southwest to be marginalized and discriminated against by anybody controlling the FG? How can our self-respecting nationalities love to continue to belong to a country that is disrespectful and mismanaged like that? The FG’s obstruction to development is hurting all parts of our country. For instance, our Northern Region saw a great deal of development and progress under the Regional leadership of the late Sir Ahmadu Belo. Since all the power and resources for development have been gradually pulled together at the federal center, has the North not steadily declined in economic progress? Is the same not true of the East and the West? Obviously, the answer is to take away much of the ponderous powers of the FG, reenergize the different parts of our country, and thus bring development close to our people again. Empower the elite of our various parts to handle the development of their people, and our country will pick up again. Moreover, leave each part to elect the local men and women who will handle their affairs, and stop the destructive assumption that those who control the FG have the prerogative to choose rulers for all parts of Nigeria. Flush corruption out of our elections. These are things you are capable of leading us to accomplish. If you sincerely promote them, most of us will ardently support you. Then, because I am sure and happy that you will fight and kill corruption, I wish to offer some counsel concerning your fighting corruption. Our country’s experiences show that prosecuting and punishing those who have been corrupt is a problematic approach, potentially capable of generating division and even conflict. This is because, in a country in which ALL public servants (politicians, civil servants, judges, and all) have descended into the culture of corruption, punishing some people tends to degenerate into a process of selective justice. Groups that feel that their own leaders are being punished selectively cannot be blamed if they feel bitter. For instance, even though I hate public corruption as a destructive evil and fought it passionately throughout my time of service to Nigeria, it displeases me to remember that, among today’s generally corrupt Nigerian leadership, prominent kinsmen of mine (like Bode George who was sent to prison, and Bola Tinubu against whom the FG started a vindictive case some time ago) were selected for punishment. If punishment is one of the weapons you decide to employ against corruption, please make sure that the process is transparent and even-handed. In trying to kill the worms in the baby’s tommy, let’s take care not to harm or kill the baby himself. In addition to whatever weapons you are thinking of using, let me suggest one that I have seen some countries use to good effect. Let us make a federal law demanding that all former and current Nigerian public officials who have money in any form or shape in foreign countries should bring it back to Nigeria within a specified time and invest it in Nigeria. They can do it without any questions asked, and the consequent investment will be theirs. The big gain for our country will be that the money becomes active in building our economy (generating businesses and economic activities and providing employment) instead of building the economies of the countries where it was formerly hidden. Those who do not comply within the specified time will be subject to criminal prosecution and punishment. (Tracing and following money stolen and hidden abroad by public officials of any country is now quite easy. Sophisticated international agencies do it, actively supported by the governments of many powerful countries). Some young friends of mine tell me that one practice among our corrupt leaders these days is to bury large tomes of their stolen public money in the ground! I don’t know how you will force such people to exhume and declare such money, but you must come up with a way. Finally, my brother, remember what I said in my first letter about restructuring our federation properly. Fortunately, your manifesto says much the same. Also, remember what I said about investing heavily in our people – to create skilled and reliable workers, entrepreneurs, small modern businesses and inventors, attraction of foreign investors and businesses, high quality exports, and modern farmers. Your candidacy is generating much hope among our people. Again, I wish you luck; and I wish Nigeria luck. |
A former junior defence minister, Musiliu Obanikoro, will be heading back to Abuja as a top cabinet member as part of a deal personally brokered by President Goodluck Jonathan, for Mr. Obanikoro to discontinue his legal challenge of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, governorship primary result for Lagos State, PREMIUM TIMES can confirm. Mr. Obanikoro was one of the biggest casualties of the PDP gubernatorial primaries, after resigning his ministerial position to vie for the party’s ticket in Lagos for the 2015 election. |
64 mins - Attempt missed. Diego Costa (Chelsea) left footed shot from the centre of the box misses to the left. Assisted by Branislav Ivanovic with a cross. 63 mins - Corner, Chelsea. Conceded by Carl Jenkinson. 61 mins - Goal! Chelsea 2, West Ham United 0. Diego Costa (Chelsea) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Eden Hazard. 59 mins - Offside, West Ham United. Aaron Cresswell tries a through ball, but Winston Reid is caught offside. 59 mins - Foul by Oscar (Chelsea). 59 mins - Alexandre Song (West Ham United) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 58 mins - Substitution, West Ham United. Alexandre Song replaces Mark Noble. 58 mins - Substitution, West Ham United. Diafra Sakho replaces Andy Carroll. 57 mins - Winston Reid (West Ham United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul. 57 mins - Foul by Winston Reid (West Ham United). 57 mins - Eden Hazard (Chelsea) wins a free kick on the left wing. 56 mins - Hand ball by Enner Valencia (West Ham United). 54 mins - Attempt missed. Willian (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box is too high from a direct free kick. 53 mins - Foul by Winston Reid (West Ham United). 53 mins - Eden Hazard (Chelsea) wins a free kick in the attacking half. 51 mins - Attempt missed. Branislav Ivanovic (Chelsea) right footed shot from the right side of the box misses to the left. 51 mins - Attempt saved. Eden Hazard (Chelsea) right footed shot from the centre of the box is saved in the top centre of the goal. Assisted by Willian. 47 mins - Corner, West Ham United. Conceded by Cesc Fàbregas. 47 mins - Foul by Branislav Ivanovic (Chelsea). 47 mins - Enner Valencia (West Ham United) wins a free kick in the defensive half. Next Page > |
45 mins - First Half ends, Chelsea 1, West Ham United 0. 44 mins - Corner, Chelsea. Conceded by Enner Valencia. 44 mins - Attempt blocked. Oscar (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Cesc Fàbregas. 41 mins - Attempt missed. Diego Costa (Chelsea) right footed shot from the centre of the box is too high. Assisted by Branislav Ivanovic. 38 mins - Corner, Chelsea. Conceded by James Collins. 37 mins - Attempt blocked. Diego Costa (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Oscar. |
38 mins - Corner, Chelsea. Conceded by James Collins. 37 mins - Attempt blocked. Diego Costa (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Oscar. 36 mins - Offside, West Ham United. Kevin Nolan tries a through ball, but Enner Valencia is caught offside. 35 mins - Winston Reid (West Ham United) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 35 mins - Foul by Diego Costa (Chelsea). 33 mins - Corner, Chelsea. Conceded by Adrián. 33 mins - Attempt saved. Nemanja Matic (Chelsea) left footed shot from outside the box is saved in the bottom right corner. Assisted by Eden Hazard. 32 mins - Aaron Cresswell (West Ham United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul. 32 mins - Oscar (Chelsea) wins a free kick in the defensive half. |
30 mins - Goal! Chelsea 1, West Ham United 0. John Terry (Chelsea) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Diego Costa following a corner. 30 mins - Attempt missed. Diego Costa (Chelsea) header from the centre of the box is close, but misses to the left. Assisted by Cesc Fàbregas with a cross following a corner. 30 mins - Corner, Chelsea. Conceded by James Collins. 29 mins - Foul by Nemanja Matic (Chelsea). 29 mins - Andy Carroll (West Ham United) wins a free kick in the attacking half. 28 mins - Attempt saved. Willian (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the bottom left corner. Assisted by Diego Costa. 28 mins - Attempt saved. Cesc Fàbregas (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the centre of the goal. 27 mins - James Collins (West Ham United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul. 27 mins - Foul by James Collins (West Ham United). 27 mins - Diego Costa (Chelsea) wins a free kick in the attacking half. 26 mins - Attempt missed. Oscar (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box misses to the left from a direct free kick. |
20 mins - Attempt saved. Gary Cahill (Chelsea) right footed shot from the left side of the box is saved in the top left corner. Assisted by Cesc Fàbregas. 20 mins - Corner, Chelsea. Conceded by Winston Reid. |
Decent start to the match from Chelsea here as they assert their dominance over the ball in the early stages. Perhaps predictably, Hazard is the brightest player out there at the moment as he continually looks to break into spaces in and around the box. 11' - Carroll receives a ticking off from referee, Michael Oliver, for going in with his studs up on Ivanovic. It actually looked like a pretty good challenge from the West Ham striker, but the ref deems it as a little too overly aggressive and blows for the foul. 9' - Some lovely stuff by the home side at the moment. Willian once again bursts down the right-hand side but then leaves the defender for dead by shifting back on to his left. Matic collects possession at the edge of the box and clips a cross to the back post, which Cahill meets with a commanding header, but Adrian sees it over. 7' - Hazard drops deep and fizzes a pass in behind the West Ham defence for Diego Costa. The Spain international does brilliantly to make up the ground to collect the ball near the corner flag, and receives an appreciative clap from the home crowd. |
Whaaaaaat a miss from Oscar! Willian skips down the right channel and then reverses what looks like a nothing cross into the box. Jenkinson decides to leave it and Chelsea's No.8 collects before driving towards goal, but his subsequent shot is blazed over! The Hammers let off the hook massively there! |
Some worrying scenes for Chelsea at the moment as Hazard is currently down injured after a collision with Kouyate. The Belgian was originally a doubt today with an ankle injury, only to eventually be passed fit. This looks like a hip problem, although he'll probably be okay to continue. |
West Ham (4-3-1-2): Adrian; Jenkinson, Collins, Reid, Cresswell; Noble, Kouyate, Nolan; Downing; Carroll, Valencia. |
Chelsea (4-2-3-1): Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta; Fabregas, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. |
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