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Crime / Re: Man Shares How His Financially Struggling Friend Was Misleading Women by Jh0wsef(m): 9:40am On Sep 13
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Am A Professional Graphics Design And I Charge For Just #1000 by Jh0wsef(m): 11:38am On Sep 10
Peledonomy:



Hahaha
Tallesty1 no even get food to chop. grin


Hahahaha grin grin grin whining pass whining
Food / Re: See How To Revamp Your Leftover Boiled Yam. (pictures) by Jh0wsef(m): 3:02pm On Sep 06
meum:
Before now no be throway we dey throway leftover boiled yam & other food? Now we dey talk about how to revamp left over food instead of how to revamp the economy. SMH

Hahaha. My exact comment
Health / Re: Why Nigeria Receives More Funds From Our Foundation — Bill Gates by Jh0wsef(m): 3:23pm On Sep 04
geoworldedu:
Bros we didn't get your funds here o. Na politicians you dash all your money, not be the masses aswear.


Dem just dey waste Bill Gates "help"
This country na whyning everyday cheesy grin

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Health / Re: Why Nigeria Receives More Funds From Our Foundation — Bill Gates by Jh0wsef(m): 3:21pm On Sep 04
All these one na whining grin grin
Na the last funds we receive from you baba balablu still go use balance him private jet money
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Romance / Re: MC Explains How Bride Paid Him, DJ N10K In 2013 Before Meeting Husband In 2024 by Jh0wsef(m): 2:43pm On Sep 02
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Sports / Re: Napoli: "I feel sad seeing Comments from Nigerians About Osimhen" - Ighalo by Jh0wsef(m): 3:42pm On Sep 01
I swear.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Paid ₦1.04bn Ransom To Kidnappers In One Year – SBM Intelligence by Jh0wsef(m): 10:43am On Aug 30
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Zonefree:

Relax, jagaban will refund your family.


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Politics / Re: Nigerians Paid ₦1.04bn Ransom To Kidnappers In One Year – SBM Intelligence by Jh0wsef(m): 10:42am On Aug 30
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Health / Re: How My Girlfriend Died In My House! by Jh0wsef(m): 5:10pm On Aug 23
KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.


How true is this
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Baptised, Becomes Born Again (Photos) by Jh0wsef(m): 4:29pm On Aug 23
Kenmatt:
Meaning She will not be fuuuiking Mr Easy again.

It's her sister that is dating Eazi.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Baptised, Becomes Born Again (Photos) by Jh0wsef(m): 4:29pm On Aug 23
kestolove95:
May be if she join choir she go get husband


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Crime / Re: NFL Star Chris Jones Offers To Pay For $1.5 Million Worth Of Stolen Chicken Wing by Jh0wsef(m): 3:45pm On Aug 18
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only Oyibo dey thief luxury style
If na naija we for carry like 12 tins of sardine dey hide for trouser like grenade
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Crime / Re: London’s Most Notorious Phone Snatcher, Sonny Stringer Is Jailed For Two Years by Jh0wsef(m): 5:36am On Aug 13
grin cheesy

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Stunning Photomanipulation Ad, Speed Runthru. by Jh0wsef(m): 3:52pm On Aug 10
Ogelock:
What do you think?

Creative. Nice

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Celebrates Release From The Prison With Boat Cruise Party by Jh0wsef(m): 4:18pm On Aug 07
kingzjay:
FTC.... Been a while I tasted this seat!


Meanwhile, I hope he/she has learned from his/her time in prison and will not allow himself/herself be used as scapegoat again!



Hahaha. Confusion
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Video Editor Needed In Lekki by Jh0wsef(m): 3:46pm On Aug 05
I want to run some graphic designs for you.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: A Social Media Manager Is Needed In Lagos by Jh0wsef(m): 7:36am On Aug 03
Experienced:
This is another sound of warning to those who are posting nonsense here. We are taking note of all. You are advised to desist from posting your absurd messages here as soon as possible or face the penalty

Bros you're not a serious human being. You just dey whyne yourself. lol
Everyone is complaining about you on the same thing.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Attacks Verydarkman For Doing Solo Protest In Abuja (video) by Jh0wsef(m): 6:17pm On Jul 29
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: How Can I Succeed With Motion Graphics And Video Editing by Jh0wsef(m): 5:43pm On Jul 29
Klastivity:
Gain?
I thought you're suppose to use your skills to solve a particular problem some brands are facing.
Money follows value. Build your brand(which isn't easy), it takes time, patience and consistency. You can join communities also and post your jobs, get a portfolio, freelance, etc. It's not especially in this part of the world that people will price you down

You've said it all.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: A Social Media Manager Is Needed In Lagos by Jh0wsef(m): 12:53pm On Jul 28
childofgrace2k:


You are very correct. He never responds whenever you chat him for enquiries on his Job Posting. I think the mods on this section should watch out for this guy


Where is @erad when we need him?
This Experienced dude is a very weird human being. lol
He never responds.
Business / Re: Money Mistakenly Transferred To Opay Account by Jh0wsef(m): 12:51pm On Jul 28
DarkCaesar:

Opay not even a normal bank 😂 boss I will first pay small offering in church, come drive out with my friends after service to lavish the money if na better block. Wetin konsign me wif good manners 😂😂😂

lol. If na block dem go flag your BVN then later still track you sha. You go vomit the money back
Business / Re: Money Mistakenly Transferred To Opay Account by Jh0wsef(m): 12:50pm On Jul 28
davodyguy:

You're the one not attentive.

He's the recipient, not sender.

The sender is supposed to verify before proceeding to send.



God bless you. That ends the case
Business / Re: Money Mistakenly Transferred To Opay Account by Jh0wsef(m): 12:49pm On Jul 28
Menemonic:
if this is true, then Opay doesn't know what they are doing sha..

If I send you money later report it to Opay that I did a mistake, are they refunding me, with receipts and everything.. 🤔

Is this not an update!



It's not an update when the money has been withdrawn. Lol

Opay will only deduct it from the receiver's account and not find money from tree to refund grin grin grin

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Food / Re: I Bought This Assorted Meat For One Thousand Five Hundred Naira In Kaduna by Jh0wsef(m): 4:28pm On Jul 26
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Politics / Re: Tinubu Approves ₦‎70,000 Minimum Wage, To Review Wages Every Three Years by Jh0wsef(m): 3:58pm On Jul 18
Hahaha
Education / Re: Parents Show Their Dancing Skills After Principal Said 'no Fees' For Best Dancer by Jh0wsef(m): 3:58pm On Jul 18
HgsMediaPlus:




You were talking too much in the video. It interfered with the fun of it

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Crime / Re: How Derico Nwamama Was Beheaded In 2001 (Throwback) by Jh0wsef(m): 9:54am On Jul 10
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Crime / Re: Thief Who Invaded Church Building To Steal Tithe And Offering Money Gets Stuck by Jh0wsef(m): 1:33pm On Jul 05
Make dem tickle am make he laugh die

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