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A love-struck man has caused a shocking drama as he knelt down on the road to the surprise of passers-by to beg a woman to date him.
A man drunk in love has done the unthinkable as he knelt down in public to beg a girl for love. The shocking incident attracted a large crowd who could not believe an able-bodied man could descend so low for a woman who had no romantic feelings for him.
The man was however given the shock of his life when the girl rebuffed his love advances to the chagrin of the crowd.
The disappointment on everyone’s face was stark and obvious. People around were left totally embarrassed by the act as the man continued to plead but the girl refused to accept his advances. People had to hold the man and restrain him before things could get out of hand.
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Monica Riley, 27 who is morbidly obese, weighing over 50 stones and models for websites as Big Beautiful women (BBW) says she wants to be the world’s fattest woman and that she won’t stop adding weight until she becomes unable to walk.


27-year-old obese model, Monica Riley, from Fort Worth, Texas, tips the scales at 700lb (50 stone), and is paid by

men to eat, wants to add a further 300lbs (21 stone) to become the world’s fattest woman and dreams of being too tart to move, and is already working towards hitting 1,000lb so that she feels like a ‘queen’.


According to a report by Dailymail, her 25-year-old boyfriend, Sid Riley, spends his days cooking Monica meals and even feeding her 3,500 calorie shakes lavished with double cream through a funnel which he rolls her over when her 91-inch stomach is full.


‘The plan is to reach 1000 lbs and become immobile. I would feel like a queen because Sid would be waiting on me hand and foot and he’s excited about it too.


‘It’s a sexual fantasy for us and we talk about it a lot. He already has to help me get off the sofa and get me out of bed. If I lay down after a big dinner he has to help me roll over because my belly is too full for me to roll – it’s a big turn-on for both of us,’

Monica said.


Despite their controversial plans, the Monica and Sid are trying for a baby and have endured two miscarriages so far.


‘We do plan to have children – there’s nothing to stop me raising a child from my bedroom. We would get a nanny in to help around the house and take the baby out and about,’ She said.


On an average day, Monica will eat six biscuits, six sausages in a bread roll, a big bowl of sugary cereal, two weight gain shakes, four McChicken sandwiches, four double cheeseburgers, a large portion of French fries, 30 chicken nuggets, macaroni cheese, Taco Bell treats and a gallon of ice cream.


‘My mom doesn’t understand it at all and she says I’m killing myself. I understand her concerns but it’s my life and gaining weight makes me happy.

‘I do worry a little bit about losing my independence but I know Sid loves taking care of me and would never let me suffer,’ Monica said.

Monica hopes to get to a size where she will be unable to do anything for herself, requiring Sid to clean her, feed her and change her by the time she is 32.

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When you are in a relationship with someone, it gets pretty easy to forget to do little things that matters.

This is why you can find a lot of women feeling dissatisfied with their partners.

Here are a few things she wishes you still do;

1. Call her just because: A woman in loves likes hearing the sound of her lover’s voice, most especially when he takes time out of his schedule to give her a call for no reason at all, except he wants to hear her voice too. It does a lot to excite her and remind her that she is always on your mind.

2. Surprise her: Women love pleasant surprises. Take her out to her favorite place, buy her something that reminds you of her, whatever it is, a good surprise is guaranteed to remind her why she fell in love with you.

3. Compliment her: Whether it is her clothes or her looks, women love to be complimented. They like knowing you are still into to them a....Continue Reading @
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Finding Mr. Right isn’t like a treasure hunt game, you don’t have to be smartest or swiftest to snag your dream guy.

Dr Annie Kaszina of YourTango lists a few things you should know about your Mr. Right:

He Exists: This is really important. Have you been telling yourself he’s too good to be true? The reality is, he exists. But if you don’t believe it, you’re going to have a much harder time finding him. Think Tinkerbell in Peter Pan. Every time someone says, “I don’t believe in fairies,” a fairy dies. It’s not that extreme, but still … you get the picture

He’s Looking For You, Too: He doesn’t want to be stuck in the wrong relationship any more than you do. Like you, he’s looking. You may need to help him a bit, but avoid throwing yourself at him — just be someone it feels great to be around.

He Doesn’t Have A Shelf-Life (And Neither Do You): Truly. You don’t know when the right time is for you to meet. For you to be a great partner, you have to reach a certain level of emotional maturity, which takes time and experience. Don’t try to cheat yourself (and him) by rushin.....Continue Reading @
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6-year old Nigerian comedienne, Emmanuela got a rousing welcome on a working visit to an West-African country.
Nigeria’s youngest comedienne, Emmanuella was welcomed by an overwhelming crowd in Sierra Leone as she was going to perform in a.......Continue Reading And Watch Video @
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Denilson Igwe at the receiving end of her wits and tricks again. Denilson visits his girlfriend only to find Emmanuella around nd his encounter
with her will change his life forever.
Emmnuella offered to help him but it turned out to be something that will shock you and everyone else.
This is one comedy that promises to
make you laugh til.....Download Video @
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According to a recent study, it is said that women crave for many other things in their relationship other than money.

Yes, we women crave for the true, sentimental things in life and of course money can’t find us all the happiness in the world. Most men think that they can win their lady’s heart by flashing those bundles of green notes, well, let us tell you men that we want more than that! So, if your wondering what your lady is really craving for in the relationship, it is time you take note of this list

Patience – A woman needs patience in her relationship. If your a man who gives her patience, you are one lucky stud.

Respect – Give your woman the respect she needs. Respect is earned. So, make sure you treat her rig.....Continue Reading @
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Charles Ujumo, Tinsel actor engages girlfriend, Betty without any gold or silver ring. It was done traditionally.

According to BellaNaija:
Tinsel TV show actor and model,
Charles Ujomu and his lady love,
Betty who is also the voice prompt lady for Etisalat ; had their engagement ceremony recently. The couple met after being signed to the same management group, RabbitFoot Entertainment. Read more about the beautiful couple’s love story below;

“2years ago the broken hearts of two artists met on Instagram, finding themselves under one management, RabbitFoot Entertainment (@rabbitfootentertainment). The pair have since become best of friends over time.
Baffled by the level of their friendship Charles went to see Betty’s dad to get permission to ask her hand in marriage.
Her dad called her out and in the presence of Charles and her mom, told her Charles’s intentions.”

Without gold, without a diamond, without getting on one knee and with joy in her heart, Betty said yes on the spot!

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South Sudan has agreed to allow 4,000 additional UN peacekeepers to enter the country, after first rejecting the regional protection force as a breach of national sovereignty.

The announcement late on Sunday came after a meeting in the capital, Juba, between President Salva Kiir and ambassadors from the UN Security Council's 15 member states.

"The transitional government of national unity gives its consent for the deployment of the regional force," the government and the security council said in a joint statement, which was read out by Martin Elia Lomoro, the South Sudanese cabinet affairs minister.

The threat of an arms embargo on South Sudan loomed over the meeting amid warnings by the Security Council, which had approved the deployment of the protection force in mid-August, that it would pursue such action if the government in Juba did not accept the additional peacekeepers....Continue Reading @
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22 year old Ruth Kamande, who came to the limelight after winning Miss Prison contest in Kenya was arrested last September for allegedly stabbing her lover 22 times. She was crowned the most beautiful woman at the Langata Women’s Prison on Wednesday August 24th,2016

However,she revealed she regrets her action which has led to her incarceration at the remand prison for one year now.

Ruth says if she could take back the hand of time, she would not commit the crime.

“There is always a better way to resolve issues than getting to the extreme,” she said regretfully a few hours before being crowned Miss Langata Prison 2016.

“Despite lack of freedom, prison is not a b....Continue Reading @
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1. Standing Tall
Sounds a little silly and obvious right? Especially if you’re 5ft tall. But what I mean by this is standing with your shoulders back, head held high and back straight. In theory these three little things don’t sound like much at all, but I’m telling you by standing tall you will resonate confidence and start feeling a lot more sure of yourself.
Once I started doing this, I noticed myself not shying away from eye contact a lot more, strange right? But for some reason it works, it’s like you feel as though you can take on anyone. Don’t let this one slip, give it a go and remind yourself when you start to slouch.

2.Smiling
Goodness me, I cannot tell you how incredibly attractive smiling is to a woman, let me ask yo.....Continue Reading @
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Back in September,we announced that HTTPS support was coming to .com,making it possible for you to encrypt connections to your blog; since then, many of you have enabled HTTPS for your blogs. In some cases, not all of your blog’s functionality has worked over HTTPS due to mixed content errorsoften stemming from your template, gadgets, or blog post content.
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The highly anticipated singing competition The Voice Nigeria will be holding auditions in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt and Calabar in January 2016! Please see below locations and corresponding dates:Port Harcourt:9th & 10th January 2016 at the Viontel Hotel Plot 96 Stadium Road G.R.A Calabar:9th & 10th January 2016 at the Channel View Hotels, 27 MCC Road Abuja: 16th &17th January 2016 at the Bolingo Hotels, Independent Avenue, Central Business District, Garki Lagos:16th & 17th read more@ http://www.gisttrace.com/2015/12/the-voice-nigeria-auditions-coming-to.html#more

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. “Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked. “No, I don’t” she replied.Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a read more@ http://www.gisttrace.com/2015/12/joke-of-daylol.html

Oscar Pictorius appeared in the High Court in Pretoria this morning where he will apply for bail. The Supreme Court of Appeal set aside the athlete's culpable homicide… read more @ http://www.gisttrace.com/2015/12/update-oscar-pictorius-back-in-court.html#more

The fact that different guys pick you up every Friday night does not make you a big girl.
- The fact that you wear all the latest clothes in the market, does not make you a big girl.
-And of the fact that you use the latest phone, big phones, ipad, blackberry,Android and different guys pay money into your account does not make you a big girl... It does not even make you smart! You are only eating up your FUTURE!!!
- The fact that you dress half naked and you wear clothes that expose your cleavages and that make you look sexy does not make you a big girl. You are a public dog
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THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL? Read more @ http://www.gisttrace.com/2015/11/who-is-big-girl.html#more

Abia State Governor, Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu, has announced the death of his mother, Mrs. Bessie Ikpeazu (Nee Nwagwu). She died after a brief illness in the early hours of Sunday, November 29 at the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital (UNTH), Enugu. She was 87. Madam Bessie was a career nurse and midwife.
A statement issued by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Godwin Adindu, reads:
Born on May 27, 1928 to the family of Nwagwu Anaba of Umuafor Village in Obingwa Local Government Area of Abia State, Madam Bessie lost her father in 1944 when she was 16. But her mother took the decision to send her to school the next year by which time she was already 17.
She obtained her primary education at the Adventist Primary School, Aba and later attended School of Nursing, Adventist Hospital, Ile Ife and graduated in 1959. In 1975, she went back to further her education at the School of Midwifery, Methodist Hospital, Amachara Umuahia.
Madam Bessie got married to late Mr. Ishmael Uleanya Ikpeazu of Umuobiakwa Village, also in Obingwa in December, 1961 and this union was blessed with three children; Dr. Okezie Victor Ikpeazu ( Governor of Abia State),Mrs. Ocheze Edith Ugboaja and Barrister Iheanyichukwu Ugonna Ikpeazu.
As a Nurse, she worked at Ahoada County Hospital, Ahoada Rivers State; Okpuala Ngwa General Hospital and Nigerian Christian Hospital, Onicha Ngwa in Aba where she served as the matron until she retired in 1994. During this period, she also served as the Nursing Supervisor for the Motherless Babies Home, Adventist Hospital, Aba.
Madam Bessie as an entrepreneur was the founded Ulari Maternity Home/Clinic Umuobiakwa, a clinic where she saved many lives for no charge and delivered thousands of babies read more@ http://www.gisttrace.com/2015/12/dr-okezie-ikpeazu-abia-state-governor.html

He who has ears, let him hear me and hear me clearly, never crack a money-related joke with Davido, his brother or any of the other not-so-rich members of the HKN Gang, if you are not financially equal to them.
MTV Base VJ, Ehiz, made the mistake and was duly bashed hard.. He’s currently receiving treatment at an undisclosed hospital outside d country. *lol*
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The new Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja II, will be presented with the staff of office by the Osun State Governor, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola today.The ceremony which will hold at the Enuwa Square in front of the Ile Oodua read more @ http://www.gisttrace.com/2015/12/update-new-ooni-of-ife-to-receive-staff.html

Wande Coal in a recent interview has addressed the purported beef between Wizkid and Davido, saying it’s just competition but he loves Wizkid to death. When asked by the Sun if both artistes look up to him, he said:“I love their music, but the only person that I can say we went through a lot together and have major read more@ http://www.gisttrace.com/2015/11/wande-coal-reveal-reason-behind-beef.html

Nigerian reggae-dancehall singer, Patoranking who says he is still single has opened up onthe kind of woman he is looking for. Speaking recently on Route 919 on Live 91.9 FM with Ghanaian hosts, Berla Mundi, the 25-year-old songster said:: read more@ http://www.gisttrace.com/2015/12/nigeria-singer-patoranking-reveals-kind.html#more