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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 7th August 2022 by jimmyolasun: 3:03pm On Aug 07
APOPTOSIS:
League never start, Man United dey request for Relegation... grin

Swears, Dem never even finish their first match Dem don collect relegation form
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by jimmyolasun: 1:10pm On Aug 06
Wotowoto loading

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Crime / Re: How A 3 Year Old Boy Was Arrested By The Nigerian Police by jimmyolasun: 10:20am On Jul 20
The OP and everyone in that bus except the driver are stupid, foolish and zombies.. y'all are slaves and can never be redeemed..


You even get mind talk say una just dey observe from afar...you should be castrated


I'm out

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Travel / Re: Truck Driver Bashes & Breaks Rearscreen of SUV then rolls on ground begging by jimmyolasun: 5:15pm On Jul 14
DenreleDave:

Na Lagos I dey
Ok
Travel / Re: Truck Driver Bashes & Breaks Rearscreen of SUV then rolls on ground begging by jimmyolasun: 5:06pm On Jul 14
DenreleDave:
Nigeria can never be boring........ grin grin grin grin

As some werey don dey old as per aging things, another set of young and vibrant werey are coming up..

werey no dey finish for naija. grin grin grin grin grin

the werey don somersault like 150 times for that video grin grin grin grin

note: I need a part time hustle guys. probably weekend hustles..

If you dey ibadan I can direct you to someone
Crime / Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by jimmyolasun: 5:57pm On Jul 12
Seniorwriter:


LMAO....Next time don't ever try impersonating those low-lives....


BTW do you own a hospital ? I have a project which can generate as much as $1m monthly but can't start because it requires the assistance of a medical outfit owner....It's a project for children diet and diagnosis.

If you don't mind kindly reply aptly here....then I can go ahead to further divulge details and modalities around it.

@Seniorwriter

What are the modalities?? I have a medical health centre
Crime / Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by jimmyolasun: 5:53pm On Jul 12
drlaykay:
This day two years ago, I was suturing a lacerated skin of a patient when conversations concerning cultism began in the emergency room.
My male nurse's attempts at pretending to be a member was immediately flawed by the poor use of the cultists parlance.

The patient on the other hand didn't say much but the flow and his choice of words made it obvious he knew much.

Disappointed at the poor flow of my nurse and an attempt to rescue us from total defeat, I decided to join in the "cruise". As a young man who grew up in a neighborhood predominantly dominated by cultists, I had automatically learnt certain slangs peculiar to cultists.

The once calm patient suddenly wore a fierce look, looked at me straight in the eyeballs and inquired with a voice seeking immediate affirmation " Doctor, you bam seven?". Meaning did you get initiated into the Aye/ blackaxe confraternity?

Omo, cold catch me as I understood the weight of the question and the possible sequel. In instant rebuttal, I said " No oOoOO, I bam medicine and surgery" grin grin cheesy cheesy


So werey still dey carry cultism for head despite say him skin tear Person wey you suppose lacerate him skull..
Crime / Re: Kuje Prison: Late Singer Osinachi’s Husband Reportedly Among Those That Escaped by jimmyolasun: 5:49pm On Jul 12
E no need think twice before japa naa.. if e wait, naa still die no pardon.. so make e kuku try him luck..


Naa help from above
Romance / Re: I Am About Getting Married To A Man That Hates My Mom So Much by jimmyolasun: 9:24am On Jul 11
MadamVanessa:
shocked


That sex part got me wet o. For you to cry and pour out your emotions during sex shows that man was just too good with his weapon of mass destruction.

Person wey no get money dey sabi

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Crime / Re: "How I Escaped From An Uber Cabman In Lagos" -- Lady Shares Her Traumatic Experi by jimmyolasun: 6:48am On Jul 11
blaquebelle:
Alright, fine. I accept the responsibility to click the link angry

What's inside the link.. update us

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Crime / Re: I Am A Yoruba And Was Born In Kaduna by jimmyolasun: 6:45am On Jul 11
Worst is now you no fit comot travel out of the state.. jihadist dey road waiting for whosoever dare leave while their cousins dey inside the state dey kill and oppress ffor there..


What a sad turn of events

Nairaland / General / Re: Dear Seun by jimmyolasun: 6:54am On Jul 10
Una no dey tire with this una opinion ontop another man business?? Everyone shaa get something talk, infact some go write epistle like say naa court case. If you all got something, why not create your own and let people visit... Abi no be person get naijapals and the rest??

Seun sef no dey reason una matter, naa before e dey reply some people but now, guy man don tire for una

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Crime / Re: I Had A Close Shave With Death (GRAPHICS) by jimmyolasun: 6:49am On Jul 10
Naa, death just come on a friendly visit.. naa just flashing e do you no be you cheat here.. if you cheated, the marwa no go touch you at all..

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Celebrities / Re: Zinoleesky & His Crew Given King's Welcome As They Storm Port-harcourt by jimmyolasun: 6:18pm On Jul 09
OnlineArchitect:
What is paining me now is that Northers had Dr Yusuf Datti Amhed and had the mind to give us Buhari....i had wanted us to revenge by giving them Okezie Ikpeazu to prove to them that no region has monopoly of incompetence, but on a second thought, i rested my case...

You get tinubu naa
Crime / Re: We Are Under Water In Isheri Oshun Ikotun. by jimmyolasun: 8:59am On Jul 09
samnaija:


For your information, I rented in the area and house is not near the canal. They way you are writing am sure you are part of the land grabbers that stole the canal land. That is why you write this garbage here.
land grabber for ikotun.. lol .. nàaa for island where I dey stay I dey grab land Bobo.. lol I shaa don advice you
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped By Her Vice Principal by jimmyolasun: 7:24am On Jul 09
AmancalledGod:
Please guy's, keep on the contributions coming, i have contacted a friend of mine who is a police officer, he was telling me i should still calm down a bit that there some certains thing's i really need to find out from my girlfriend probably some certains questions i really need to ask her to tell me the Truth since she doesn't have a concrete evidence at the moment.

You wan use our contribution build house?? If your story naa true, forget it bro.. your so called babe was on a certain agreement with the man could be money or something which the man after Cumming and several Cummings came back to his senses and didn't fulfill. And your babe felt deceived and decided to punish him as her conscience dey prick her onto double loss. She loose body and the said promise.

Your babe 0- 2 vice principal

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Crime / Re: We Are Under Water In Isheri Oshun Ikotun. by jimmyolasun: 6:59am On Jul 09
Nukilia:


grin You are so funny

You see the guy still dey yarn dust.. no worry when govt decide help them now naa same him go come here dey post how him fit sue govt for compensation.

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Crime / Re: We Are Under Water In Isheri Oshun Ikotun. by jimmyolasun: 6:42pm On Jul 08
samnaija:
This is isheri oshun in ikotun lagos, you will think this is a swimming venue. But no this is a residential area that always goes under when the rains Start.

This is today's rain houses are cut off, people are immoblised inside their homes.

This is a regular occuring issue in the area, that lagos state officials know about but choose not to do anything.

The drainage in the area has been totally distorted by greedy land grabbers that have reduced the only canal in the area to an ordinary gutter.

We are pleading with the governor, to come and assist us and rectify the drainage and the roads in the area, before a serious calamity befalls us.......


Yoruba will say kokoro ton jefo idi efo lowa.

Why blame the government when the problem is the same people living within..

You no know say if government decide to come to your rescue, most of una wey be landlords go turn tenants. Abi you no see odumeje case?? Our dear indaboski wey be lion do eyes like ekuke wey rain beat..

Better be grateful say govt no reason una at all and go get a canoe with correct paddle and take down those pictures you posted up there

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever taken Something That Is Not Yours by jimmyolasun: 5:41pm On Jul 08
Thread for Kleptomanias

I comot hand for una discussion before una klip my phone from internet.

Crime / Re: Lagos Couple Sentenced To 16 Years Imprisonment Over Maid's Death (Photos) by jimmyolasun: 5:36pm On Jul 08
I still dey reason why most female are toxic and wicked.. naa so one babe wey i dey reason one time misbehave. E get one small boy for street wey dey help me run errands and do cleaning on weekends while i give him stuffs and sometimes he stays to play with me. Boy wey be say me and him dey always play game together oo, wey Sabi all the girls wey I dey run well well. Very good OBIdient boy. E reach her turn to be main chick she begin give the boy attitude and dey cold towards him. Babe even get liver tell me make I no allow the boy come my place for no reason o because I had to ask her why..

Well no story, I kicked her out of my life. Because naa small small e dey start. Before you cut me off my families too.. now the boy don turn big man now and I be him big uncle as he dey always remind me of back then say e dey fear say i go send am away.. last last naa the boy carry me nephew for house now..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Shinzo Abe Has Died After Being Shot by jimmyolasun: 11:30am On Jul 08
Ishilove:

This meme is very inappropriate. It makes light of a tragic occurence

When we have multiple tragic occurrences here on our own soil. See I don run out of RiP already.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shinzo Abe Has Died After Being Shot by jimmyolasun: 10:27am On Jul 08
Ikun le abiyamo oo

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Travel / Re: Turkey Delists Nigeria From E-visa Eligibility by jimmyolasun: 9:05am On Jul 08
Chai

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Boys In The House by jimmyolasun: 8:00am On Jul 07
crystalmoon:
no

Wonder why I didn't respond to your pm?

I want you to sleep over it. If you have and still want to continue, mention me after three days and I send you an email address. Three days think over it(just five years). Have a good day
Crime / Re: Corps Members Raped At Gunpoint In Akwa Ibom by jimmyolasun: 8:54pm On Jul 06
Robbery everywhere. Person go just wake up dey Waka upandan for midnight dey torment people for their domot..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Brazilian Nurse Plunges 70ft To Her Death In Unsafe Water Park Accident by jimmyolasun: 8:51pm On Jul 06
ArchiLimited:
So this rickety looking construction scaffold is what this lady went to climb in the name of adventure. The way whites dare death ehn, you would almost think they have a signed agreement with the devil not to die, because why will local man climb anything higher than 2 feet, in the name of fun?

If you have an upcoming building project or want to modernize an existing one, contact me for top class Architectural designs and construction, and in good faith, we'll first design a sample plan for your project for FREE.
Contact is in my signature below
Infact 2feet too tall.. to jump up sometimes self I dey fear
Romance / Re: Who Will Teach Me Yahoo Yahoo by jimmyolasun: 6:05pm On Jul 06
ThegreatLion:
And what makes you think that Yahoo is easy. Haven't you heard " Yahoo hard pass negboke(site work) Can you stay for more than a year without cashing out 1 dollar. Can you?
Search within, the answers you seek is in you. Life is a do it yourself project

Why the pm
Romance / Re: Yahoo Boys In The House by jimmyolasun: 5:59pm On Jul 06
crystalmoon:
what will be my fate after 5 years and what is the thing itself

You just dey reason. And you wan rush send me pm before.
Your fate is for someone else to decide.

You can send the pm now
Romance / Re: Yahoo Boys In The House by jimmyolasun: 5:28pm On Jul 06
crystalmoon:
should I send you a message

Reason me here. I will send the message
Romance / Re: Yahoo Boys In The House by jimmyolasun: 2:58pm On Jul 06
crystalmoon:
you mean am

Yea

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Boys In The House by jimmyolasun: 2:08pm On Jul 06
Tiredboy:


Omor...

Can't say for sure.. u wan bless me??

You can get blessed. Just for five years

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