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Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:11pm On Jul 09, 2016
5. I’m not like other guys
Oshey Mr different.
Differential equation.
We hail thee!

Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:10pm On Jul 09, 2016
4.It’s complicated
This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.

Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:09pm On Jul 09, 2016
3.I’m single
*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.

Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:08pm On Jul 09, 2016
I just wanna be friends
Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?
PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me.

Jokes Etc / 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by Jiouras(m): 1:06pm On Jul 09, 2016
1. You look familiar
My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim.

Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed A Snake In Our Room(photos) by Jiouras(m): 7:40am On Jan 17, 2016
fiftynaira:
Do ur family live in a zoo?
No, forest
Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed A Snake In Our Room(photos) by Jiouras(m): 7:37am On Jan 17, 2016
eleko1:
Why do u kill Iya Agba undecided?it is a taboo to kill a snake in ur community angry.Get ready for the winches war undecided. 9 more loading embarassed sad. *thank God for divine protection* wink
9 more ke, shey na sleepy hollow?
Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed A Snake In Our Room(photos) by Jiouras(m): 7:29am On Jan 17, 2016
Khd95:
Op,be like say ur family dey pay tithe regularly nd deligentlygringrin


na dis kain snake dey wicked pass,pls kill them witout remorsesmiley

unfortunately,its not big enough for peppersoup
Its just a small snake and perhaps nobody go fit chop am lol
Nairaland / General / I Killed A Snake In Our Room(photos) by Jiouras(m): 7:14am On Jan 17, 2016
Screams of snake by my mum woke me up 6:05am with my mom and sister running out of their room. My dad and I quickly rushed to the room, God so good it was just coming out of the door that time do we used the door to hit the snake. Thank Jah for his protection

TV/Movies / Re: That Movie You Can't Get Tired Of Watching by Jiouras(m): 7:57pm On Jan 13, 2016
Fast and Furious 7
Family / Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Jiouras(m): 11:10am On Nov 17, 2015
grin
Family / Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by Jiouras(m): 11:05am On Nov 17, 2015
On Sunday it was a bat, yesterday it was a cobra and monitor lizard, today its a scorpion what will it be tomorrow?
Wetin dey happen for nairaland abi fuel scarcity don affect animals too? undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: Stop Using French Flag As Profile Picture, It's An Act Of Slavery - Reno Omokri by Jiouras(m): 4:29pm On Nov 16, 2015
Promhize:
It's not a shame, it's not hypocritical and it's not slavery either.

Ciara or some American musician made a song about terrorism and Boko-Haram, how may Nigerian/African artist has done that.


Only Ice prince and M.I did in Nigeria
Romance / Re: Please Tell Me What To Do In This Case by Jiouras(m): 5:00pm On Oct 18, 2015
collarfreak:
Pls I need your advice
Am a young guy that patronize prostitution @ a high rate,my love for having sex with street prostitution is alarming @ a highest order. Any money I was able to get I spent it flexing prostitution sometimes short time or passing a nite together in her place. Now my fear is I cannot do without all these girls to the extent am falling in love with them in the areas of how they package their two front head lamp, their butt, seductive attire,and seductive odour all over there body. Several I pray to God and made up my mind not to indulge in such activities but lo and behold once I have 1k or more in my pocket am almost there kerewawa. Pls I want to stop. Abuja ashewo wants to finish my life oooooo
Go to rehab
Education / Re: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by Jiouras(m): 7:50pm On Oct 05, 2015
If you've checked your admission status on jamb site recheck it again cus they're removing the admissions
Webmasters / Re: Facebook Is Down by Jiouras(m): 8:46pm On Sep 28, 2015
Yeah, It's definitely down
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News; Tupac Shakur Is ALIVE! by Jiouras(m): 6:15am On Sep 28, 2015
How will that change the price of garri in the market?
Education / Re: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by Jiouras(m): 11:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
itguy1:
@Jiouras, do you know any current computer sc student there
Yeah
Education / Re: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by Jiouras(m): 10:55pm On Sep 21, 2015
Adesoba5:
Hw to check it
Check it on jamb site
Education / Re: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by Jiouras(m): 10:48pm On Sep 21, 2015
I checked mine too and I was given my desired computer science. Thank Jah
Education / Re: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by Jiouras(m): 9:20pm On Sep 01, 2015
Halpher:
Dem don carry this false cutoff reach hear too..

Its nt genuine ooo..

Can you Kindly show the genuine cut off marks you know then?
Education / Re: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by Jiouras(m): 3:20pm On Sep 01, 2015
Below are the latest Lautech Deparmental cut off for 2015/2016 admission..

Accounting 64%,
Agriculture science (ANB) 50%,
Agric/Economics 62%,
Agric/Extension &rural development 50%,
Animal science (APH)50%,
Agric/Engineering 54%,
Architecture 62%,
Crop Production science 50%
Chemical engineering 66%,
Civil Engineering 60%
Computer science and engineering 56%,
Earth science 56%,
Elect/electronics engineering 66%,
Fine & applied arts 50%,
Food Science and Engineering 56%
Marketing 50%,
Mechanical engineering 60%,
Medicine & surgery 80%,
Anatomy 70%,
Medical biochemistry 68%,
Medical Physiology 70%,
Nursing & nursing science 70%,
Pure & applied Biology 56%,
Pure & applied Physics 50%,
Pure & applied Chemistry 54%,
Pure & applied Mathematics 52%,
Statistics 50%,
Transport management 50%,
Urban and regional planning 50%
Education / Re: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by Jiouras(m): 9:31pm On Aug 25, 2015
The final result is out, log in into your application account to check it out.

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Education / Re: We Won’t Pay Staff Schools Workers’ Salaries Again – FG by Jiouras(m): 10:14pm On Jul 02, 2015
skidoox:


man.. ur signature just ended my one week problem... so cool.
You're welcome
Education / Re: We Won’t Pay Staff Schools Workers’ Salaries Again – FG by Jiouras(m): 7:55am On Jul 02, 2015
Shoroniyen?
Jokes Etc / Re: Please I Need An Answer! by Jiouras(m): 9:30pm On Jun 09, 2015
I'll take the person for a special deliverance
Jokes Etc / I Belong To Everybody And I Belong To Nobody by Jiouras(m): 8:01pm On Jun 01, 2015
What part of speech is "I belong to eveybody and I belong to nobody"?
Jokes Etc / Do You Remember This?(Photo) by Jiouras(m): 7:34am On May 16, 2015
How many people remember this and what is it called in your native language?

Nairaland / General / Baby Bunmi Has Been Found by Jiouras(m): 9:49pm On Apr 23, 2015
Olubunmi Ajelero, 3, who was kidnapped at Surulere
Baptist church on Sunday has been found and rescued
in Abeokuta.
24/7 LHer uncle spoke to ThisDay about how Bunmi was found,
rescued and of course how the Internet and social media
publicity helped.
Her Uncle, Adeniran Adejuwon said:
"My niece was abandoned in another church in Abeokuta,
Ogun State. It turned out that the church was having a
programme when they noticed her presence in the church.
Initially, they thought she belonged to one of the church
members, so they carried on with their programme. At the
end of the programme, many people left and she was left
behind.
That was when they raised the alarm but nobody could
identify her. It was a youth in the church, who had seen the
viral message announcing her disappearance, that
identified her.
He googled the picture of the missing girl circulating on the
Internet and compared it with the girl and it matched.
They now took the girl to the police station in Abeokuta. It
was the police who now called my brother informing him
that they had his daughter in custody.
They asked him some questions like the kind of clothes
Oluwabunmi was putting on, her complexion and her other
physical features. It was then they invited him to Abeokuta.
When he arrived Abeokuta, they subjected him to another
round of tests but what clinched it was when they brought
her out and she shouted daddy. They then released her to
him."
He also said that no ransom was paid for her release.
It is still unknown what made the kidnappers release the
little girl with ransom.
Source:pulse.ng/gist/lost-but-found-girl-kidnapped-in-surulere-found-in-abeokuta-id3689739.html?utm_campaign=art-lost-but-found-girl-kidnapped-in-surulere-found-in-abeokuta-2015-04-23&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

Family / Re: Missing Child In Surulere by Jiouras(m): 10:12pm On Apr 19, 2015
irunoobo:



Like ur useless mama
I bet you're referring to your mom beech!

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Family / Re: Missing Child In Surulere by Jiouras(m): 9:50pm On Apr 19, 2015
irunoobo:
undecided

Who cares
You're just an heartless b*tch

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Nairaland / General / When Will People Born On February 29 Celebrate Thier Birthday? by Jiouras(m): 9:16pm On Feb 27, 2015
I thought about it now and i was like how and when will people born on February 29 celebrate thier birthday or will they wait till next year. Whats your view?

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