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CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy & Psquare In South Africa For Video Shoot-Photos by jjlala: 1:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
I was here
PoliticsRe: Sad Day For Obasanjo - Bolanle Bolawole (Nigerian Tribune) by jjlala: 5:54am On Feb 11, 2015
viccipedia:
WHO KILLED FUNSO WILLIAMShuhhuhhuh
Google is your friend
SportsRe: Kenneth Omeruo And Super Falcons Star, Asisat Oshoala Spotted Together In UK by jjlala: 12:36pm On Feb 09, 2015
Airforce1:
I wish them happy marriage in advance cheesy
Bad boi d airforce1
RomanceRe: We Met At Viewing Center. by jjlala: 4:33am On Feb 04, 2015
Blackeard:
Leave the biatch
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Sorry for you
RomanceRe: We Met At Viewing Center. by jjlala: 5:15pm On Feb 03, 2015
oluwafemi113:
I met her at a viewing center, I had only #450 wit
me, i took her to a restaurant so we can actually relate very well. After paying d bike man #100, I had just #350, hoping to buy two bottles of malt worth #240 so I could use the remaining change to take bike when we are done but b4 I knew what was happening, she has ordered for two bottles of small stout #400, 1 plate of pepper soup #500, a Hollandia yogurt #350, 1 plate of rice #400 (tears on ma mind already). U know there are many people in there, I just sat there speechless watching as she was enjoying herself, she requested for extra beer, I was thinking what to do to avoid this embarrassment then she told me to go outside & get her #500 suya from the Aboki man, immediately I stepped outside, what do you think i did?
That girl must be from my home town....


because my home town girl no dey carry last for this kind show.....

I represent IMO grin
PoliticsRe: How Can Buhari Who Is Afraid Of Debate Confront Boko Haram by jjlala: 3:26pm On Feb 02, 2015
todayboy:
How can buhari who is afraid of debate confront Boko Haram? is there anything Buhari his hiding or he is an arrogant person. if Buhari did not debate then its obvious those who will vote him does not mean well for Nigeria
sharap dere embarassed
PoliticsRe: Newly Wedded Couples & Their APC Cake by jjlala: 6:55pm On Feb 01, 2015
God bless your union
PoliticsRe: APC Cloning Voter Cards, PDP Insists by jjlala: 7:48pm On Nov 25, 2014
PDP done they fear APC
PoliticsRe: If This Man Couldn't Govern Bayelsa Well Then He Can Never Govern Nigeria by jjlala: 6:26am On Nov 24, 2014
Pres Jonathan's Achievements 2010-2014 by an Anti-Jonathanian. Do you agree? Sent to me via Whatsapp -November 23, 2014

Jonathan, The Best In Nigeria During His Term As President:

1. Petrol from N65 to N97 - in most other places over N120

2. Kerosene from 50 naira to 120 and above i.e (unofficial price).

3. Garri from N150 to N260 per measure

4. Sugar/flour/beans/ all from N180 to N350 per measure

5. Electricity charge from N1,250 to N4000 per month and yet no light

6. Scarcity of money but abundantly available for groups campaigning for TAN etc

7. Killings from few individuals to whole communities being wiped out

8. Police/military roadblocks from 1 per 40km to 2 per 3km

9. Crude oil illegal bunkering from 10,000 barrels to 100,000 barrels stolen per day

10. Industrial strikes by many organisations

11. Sack of few workers to thousands of workers

12. WASSCE from 40% failure to over 70% failure

13. Trust, love and unity among citizens from much to zero

14. Stealing in billions of Naira to billions of DOLLARS or TRILLIONS of naira

15. Budget implementation from 40% to less than 20% Per year

16. Roads from potholes to huge craters and cut-offs

17. Economy from worse to greatest in Africa on paper, but the masses from poor to poorest

18. Politicians defect from one party to the other in an unusual fashion and soldiers also defect to other countries

19. Transport fares on both air and road networks have shot the roof

20. Bribe takings from only police to soldiers inclusive

21. ATM charges from zero to N65 per transaction

22. New English phrase called 'Tactical Manoeuvre' when soldiers are deliberately dispatched with low grade weapons to be killed by a well armed "Boko Haram"

23. Bribery scandal

24. Police pension scam

25. Oduahgate

26. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal

27. Allison jet scanda

28. Oritsejafor $10 million gun scandal

29. Subsidy scam of N2.6 trillion

30. Immigration deaths scandal

31. Missing $20 billion from NNPC

32. Handlin boko haram with kid gloves

33. Election delegate bribe

34. Sheriff/Ihejirika case, etc.

35. Increase in taxes and austerity

36. 16 is greater than 19 in democracy

37. 7 Ekiti legislators out of 26 impeach the speaker

38. IGP usurping CJN's duties and deciding that Tambuwal no longer speaker

39. Arming and conceding territory to Boko Haram

40. Locking out House of Reps members and teargassing them.

41. Hounding the opposition party officials during election
while his own party officials walk free during election to intimidate electoral officials and manipulate electoral process around polling butts.

42. Invading the data office of the opposition on allegations that was neither investigated nor proven and without court warrant

43. Intimidating legitimate government officials while Tompolo Asari Dokubo enjoys immunity to commit crime.

44. Shielding and encouraging corrupt individuals.

45.Corruption is common stealing.

46. Putting into prominent position crime suspect and a wanted personality like Kashamu.

47 Making criminals like Alaimaesigha and Odua prominent to seek for senatorial seat.
PoliticsRe: Another Fresh Impeachment Noticed For GEJ. By Nairalnder by jjlala: 6:22am On Nov 24, 2014
SaTAN
PoliticsRe: Another Fresh Impeachment Noticed For GEJ. By Nairalnder by jjlala: 6:12am On Nov 22, 2014
oluwafemi113:
I, Comrade Oluwafemi Rosaq A. a bonafide citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigerian from the South West Ge o-regional part of the Country, here by move the motion of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan's impeachment as the President of the country due to lack of good governance, fairness and Justice. Do you Support the MOTION?
Type hit like to support and let's start from here
Nigeria is too delicate for somebody like goodluck to handle. Even though he is not a lawyer, i expect his advisers to advise him on issue that has to do with laws and constitution. This high level of impunity will not help Nigeria to move forward. On the issue of inpeachment, i totally support.
PoliticsRe: Another Fresh Impeachment Noticed For GEJ. By Nairalnder by jjlala: 5:49am On Nov 22, 2014
Dominiquez:
From your signature I know who you are.

Am not surprised.
It seemed you don't know what to type ?
PoliticsRe: Another Fresh Impeachment Noticed For GEJ. By Nairalnder by jjlala: 5:47am On Nov 22, 2014
fitzmayowa:
I don't why people like spamming NL server, with trash and useless rant...Nonsense
kiss Sharap dere what's dis one saying ?
PoliticsRe: Another Fresh Impeachment Noticed For GEJ. By Nairalnder by jjlala: 5:15am On Nov 22, 2014
From another Nairalander and I quote

Why all the hullabaloo about jumping the fence ? What where they supposed to do if a tyrant president sends armed masked men to lock up the parliament, where the representatives of the people preside? Sit down and look? If all those who fought for our democracy had sat down looking, i bet we would still have been firmly under military rule now. Oppressors always take advantage of our sense of civility and decorum to perpetuate their evil, whereas they are not civil nor decorous in their own actions. If an intruder locks you out in your house what will you do? In saner climes the people would have been on the street this morning protesting the tyranny of the Lion of Otuoke. alas this is Nigeria where reason is stood on its head. The clear sign though is that Jonathan is going down faster than we thought.




GEJ is not doing this great country any good
TravelRe: 10 Unbelievable Photos Of Lagos You Will Mistake For London by jjlala: 8:19am On Nov 09, 2014
Jilo83:
see our oyel moni
sharap dere......which oyel moni be dat?

You be SanTAN abi ?
TravelRe: 10 Unbelievable Photos Of Lagos You Will Mistake For London by jjlala: 7:57am On Nov 09, 2014
This is Lagos, Nigeria, West Africa, Africa. This is not London, Paris, Moscow, Dubai, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, Hong Kong or Tokyo. 



Wow


Lagos is really working.

Nice one
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Tambuwal Driving Himself To Work by jjlala: 11:51am On Nov 05, 2014
smileyLoveing this man
PoliticsRe: Military Fires GOC Attacked By Convicted Soldiers by jjlala: 7:07am On Sep 17, 2014
Every body deserve a second chance
PoliticsRe: Transformation Agenda & Fresh Air by jjlala: 6:12am On Sep 11, 2014
jking001: These extremist have resorted to cheap propaganda some areas in lagos and abuja now experience 18 hours power supply and we all know investments were made in the power industry, if they were to give you stable light you won't be able to pay for it ask those that have 24 hours light that use prepaid rates, garri has not gone out of the reach for the poor, if not you would have seen protest go and ask scholars the Arab spring was caused by high food prices 30 naira can get you tomatoes in Nigeria market, atm on your third withdrawal infact people know you are just fooling yourself with this your crappie write up,get a job and get a life OP.
sharap dere !!!!! What's this one saying ?
PoliticsRe: Transformation Agenda & Fresh Air by jjlala: 7:39pm On Sep 10, 2014
EddyNumerouno: or his mother should have swallowed wink
grin


Baddoo grin
PoliticsRe: Transformation Agenda & Fresh Air by jjlala: 6:18am On Sep 10, 2014
;DTransformation Agenda and Fresh Air Inded
PoliticsRe: TAN Rally Happening In PH Right Now by jjlala: 9:41pm On Aug 30, 2014
oluwafemi113: I DON’T NEED TO BE A GRADUATE TO KNOW THAT: Am not going to vote for someone who once had no shoes and no school bag as a student but now has lots of shoes and bags but made student go on strike for about Eight ( Months. NEVER Am not going to vote for someone who couldn’t rescue about 230 girls but still has plans to rule a country of about one hundred and sixty million (160 million) people. NEVER Am not going to vote for a grown up man who took advice from a Seventeen (17) year old girl before he could make his own decisions. NEVER Am not going to vote for a Black Commander of an Army who brought white marine soldiers to do his job and yet nothing was done. NEVER Am not going to vote for a government who couldn’t provide a job for graduate , post graduate and for Masters Degree holder. NEVER Finally, am Never going to vote for anybody who needs One Billion American Dollars to solve an insurgency while the ordinary man on the street ‘no even get hundred naira to take chop’. NEVER Am a good Nigerian who needs change, am tired of hardship and am tired of deceit. You can scold me for speaking the truth, don’t forget truth is always bitter, All I need is CHANGE and nothing else…
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Truth is bitter
HealthRe: For Men Only by jjlala(op): 2:55am On Nov 25, 2009
DON FASZY:
YOYO BITTERS AND ALOMO BITTER IS GOOD FOR REDUCIN SUGAR, U HAVE SUGAR IN your BODY

I STAY UPTO 45 - 55MINS,
ok
HealthRe: For Men Only by jjlala(op): 5:53am On Nov 24, 2009
@ Heniry027 I have been to the site is nice, I`ll follow there instructions, and I pray it works, a Big thank you brother

@ OMO IBO brother thank you so much, I`ll check myself on those things you have point out and at the same time see a doctor

good bless you all for the care and love

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