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jaybillionaire:
He said Otondo buh in dox days called white fowls... how v u bn dear

davibid:
I know you're not interested in my shit


But


You bet I had said the same thing to you


But don't worry I will take a look at you when I'm less busy


Perhaps there might be something good to say about you

davibid:
I feel your pain






You wish it could have been your


Sorry take heart




#JealousyIsBad

#BusyBody

davibid:
Hey dear, I somehow came across you and must say that I was truly thrilled by your cute lips though


I wish we could be friends and perhaps know you better if you don't mind



By the way I'm King David

naijaboiy:
[b]Name- Daniel

Age- twenties

Occupation- Student

Are you single, dating or married- single

Those u like on Romance Section- smellymouth, macBrooklyn, itzquinn, jarizod

Those u dislike on Romance section- nil

Those u find annoying- itzpuffpuff

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)- smellymouth,hungerbad,kisschrix

Those you follow and wish follows you back- nil

Why do you follow the people you follow- Because they followed me.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- nil

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.- Like one or two in a week.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- Hardly anyone.

Which Romancelander is fake- Will be back for this

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date - hehehe....let's keep that private.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- None at the moment.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)- ?

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- Smellymouth, jefferyjamez, twaci, Skarlett.

Your favorite mod- Lalasticlala

Funniest Romancelander(s)- smellymouth

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- It's very hard to find such people these days, but I'll be back.

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- Can't remember the last time I entered that section sef.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?- Misspicy/beiberklaus. Nothing really serious, it just happened.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours- I doubt if I've seen anyone that has a personality just like mine on here in recent times.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- that efcc guy.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with- berlynn

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- All awon Werey members.

NLer(S) you consider smart- I'll be back for this.

NL member that tries too hard- They're so many...too many people on here trying to show off or impress others by any means possible.

NLer(s) you find intriguing- none

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- Desecrated baboon and so many others

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- One and only lezz

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- itzpuffpuff....I don't ever understand her feminist stand.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other- ermm then it doesn't become a secret anymore.

Who do u often agree with- a few sensible ones.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- berlynn, twaci, sinaj

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)-

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- stfuareyougod,iykekelvins

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)-itzpuffpuff

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- efcc guy


Tags:

Jefferyjamez
Iamkingzlee
Stfuareyougod
Beiberklaus
Mimzyy
Creamish
Macbrooklyn
Obiorathebully
Jarizod
Makydebbie
Laveda

E.t.c[/b]

nextprince:
Otondo

comradespade:
but romancelanders u people wicked o, not even a MENTION

my December wcw goes to

my mentor= smellymouth
my crush. = baby sinaj
and
Iamnawty, iamhatey, laveda, broda tosyne2much


and the pervert= airforce1

Ifakiland:
It was my 17th birthday, and my 19yrs old gf invited me to her private hostel for her special birthday present to me....somewhere in me known wat it was gonna be, but I chose not to be overly happy or eager.
Got to her hostel....the door was opened, heard a voice sed..."lock it with d key wen ure inside", I did dat and I sat on d bed (was a selfcon) dere Cynthia came out of d bathroom with just her towel around her clean ebony buxon body....she sed "happy birthday my king" and down went d towel.
OMGosh!!!!! there she was standing infront of me a but naakedd beautiful gal for d first time....I started sweating....words failed me and I felt dizzy.
Den she pushed me on d bed.....one thing led to anoda....we slept off.

sweetjude:
if we check now na 12 years old boy write this one

KingRex1:

MrCork:
Gono... Gonorea?...we give up

comradespade:
u just decided to go on a lowkey, y?

comradespade:
where dat foolish fool wey create die thread? see as dem cum chase am for d land wey he use him sweat buy....smh :-/


jlopez so u are nawty, I miss u very much oya cum and give daddy a big hug

alobright17:
Yes when NL guys no go allow me enjoy my bae,make I kuku run for my dear head and become holy na. Unless they promise to let u be,till then celibacy here I come.

alobright17:
I no dey marry again ooooo,Na Rev.father go sure pass now,at least nothing like dec cloths,val gift,Ramadan cloths,condom money e.t.c celibacy here I come again.

jaybillionaire:
U maybe, only dt ur picture changed a bito,i still remember ur face as a simbi, Buh now it is different frm a Lopez, #Bring back our Simbi.

Aderola15:
, Oya emperorkross, let's go the other room . Fi Iyawo oni Iyawo sile

Smellymouth:
Pls accept ur bbm request jare...

I saw the thread someone created for you..

Aderola15:
Alobright17, comman carry ya wife oooo

jaybillionaire:
Hmm bring ur ears, I miss u o where r u serving

EmperorKross:
Woos shey emi lo n bawi ? Iwo omo abifun rairai elenu gbigbe yii. Mo ke de miss e die sha

jaybillionaire:
Where v u bn? So u r nw a corper hmmm

jaybillionaire:
Waiting I want t confirm first, are u d one I used to call Simbi. , dt u look like Simbi like this Wt one dp u used n u also plaited d simbi style with d Moniker IamNawty

alobright17:
Why I no go fear? you never hear strength of a woman?I see your plenty boo boosses here....hmmmmmm I go break bottle for person head here ooooo.