Exponental:
are u a learner?
MTN?
@ Maga's risk!
Just like some MUMUs send me mail to update my bank acct in a bank I dont have an acct in.

hahahaha hahahaha

"My pastor always says dress well no matter
the job you do, so I decided to wear a suit.

jamex93:


na ole dem b na

hahahaha

Do you know that you can now open PayPal
account in Nigeria and verify it using your
bank ATM card without using any usual back
door style again?
Few months ago PayPal decided to consider
and decided to add Nigeria to their list of
supported countries that can use PayPal ,
which means you don�t need any old back
door ways to open and run PayPal account
as a Nigerian.
First what is PayPal?
PayPal is an international e-commerce
business that allows you to securely receive
and transfer money through the internet
(Online Transactions).
With PayPal you can easily buy or receive
payments through the internet unlike our
tradition ways such as checks and money
orders.
What is back door?
You may not understand what I mean by
back door but am sure that some people will
understand it especially those who opened or
tried to open PayPal account through third
parties such as old liberty reserved style,
proxy hider and changer software etc.
Initially the only way to open an own a
verified PayPal account in Nigeria is through
back door you need software that can hide or
change your location so that you can appear
to be in one of the supported countries or by
address forgeries but the good news now is
that you don�t need all that again to open
and run a verified PayPal account in Nigeria
because PayPal have officially added Nigeria
to their list of supported countries as you
can see on the image below.
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How to open and verify your PayPal account
In Nigeria the easy way
Am happy to tell you that you can open and
operate Verified PayPal account in Nigeria
easily and safely without any form of fear of
your account being blocked if there is no
cost for alarm.
To open PayPal account in Nigeria kindly
visit www.paypal.com and click register to
fill in your personal details accordingly.
Note: Make sure you fill the online form with
your original details because you will still
need to verify your account with your Bank
Visa or MasterCard
How to Verify Your PayPal account in Nigeria
using your Bank ATM Visa card or
MasterCard
After opening your PayPal account you need
to verify your account to remove some
restrictions that might hinder you from
having full access to your PayPal account.
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To verify your PayPal account in Nigeria you
need a valid Visa card or MasterCard, I mean
your ATM CARD if it is written Visa or
MasterCard on the back cover not VERVE
CARDS.
The Ecobank Verve card cannot be used to
verify your PayPal account at least for now
because PayPal don�t allow verve cards for
now.
If what you have is a verve ATM card then
don�t worry just go to your bank and
request for visa or MasterCard, they will give
you a form to fill and submit which will be
available and ready in two weeks time for
some banks, then use it to verify your PayPal
account.
Tested cards is Diamond Bank Visa Card and
Gtbank MasterCard and if you already have
such card kindly click on the verify notice on
your PayPal account and fill required field
such as you ATM card code and it�s
security code.
Nigerians allowed to use PayPal now what?
Am sure that you are now happy that you are
now fully back to business with PayPal
symbol on the screen of your Computer but
let not forget why PayPal find it hard to
allow Nigerians to use their services all this
year�s simple because Nigeria is known to
be one of the corrupted countries without
well structured road and street map.
MAY READ: 3 Banking methods in Nigeria
ATM Mobile banking and Internet Banking
Let prove them wrong by showing them that
we are not corrupted but a country full of
hardworking and determined people by
staying out of trouble and live right in a
wrong world.
Let me hear what you have to say about all
this:
Do you have any questions or contributions
to add to what I said above, kindly don�t
hesitate to use the comment box below, I
love to hear what you have to say.

jamex93:
lolx


na so dem take steal my money one time like DAT

their matter don tire me ooooo...

Dear MTN,
My dear MTN, My Dearest MTN...
No matter how you rephrase
this sms to me, I would never
fall victim of your business
tricks.
At first it was ''text yes to 7070
for a chance to win
N2,000,000''. I neglected it.
Then it graduated to "few steps
away from receiving your
N2,000,000 reward".... I kept
quiet...
Then I checked my balance and
saw "You would not receive
your N2,000,000 reward if you
dont text "yes to 7070"....I still
maintained my silence....
Then I recharged and I saw
"reward your self right now,
text yes to 7070 and you could
win N2,000,000"....
i still kept
quiet....
Then I got an sms from MTN and
viewed it. What I saw was "Does
your number end with 5524?
please send OK to 7070!
*******5524 has been
rewarded with access to MTN's
N2,000,000 draw today!
subscribe for 100/day"....I still
kept quiet...
I was waiting 4 my father to send some
cash to me. When i
got a sms, i thought it was the bank alert
but when i opened
it, i saw ""if Your number ends with 5524,
follow the
instruction in the next sms"
i waited patiently 4 d next sms, lo and
behold it was
"0703***5524 just won N2,000,000 draw
tonight. Text Yes to
7070 to claim. 100/sms." i was angry but i
said nothing.
Then I saw an alert again!!...
"Are you Gabriel? Yello, you just
won MTN's N2,000,000 draw.
Text OK to 7070 to claim it, 100/
day" (Money wey I don win, I go
still text 100/day to claim am.
Abii?
Express don leave this MTN
o.)....ok o, I still kept quiet....
Then just few minutes ago, I got
a call and guess who called?
''7070''!!!... abeg wetin them
wan tell me wey them never
send for text?
Naija people, please judge me
and MTN ooo. I dey on my own
o...dem wan force N2,000,000
enter my
hand.
N2,000,000 na by force? ...
Haba!!
MTN I no want, Abeg!
make una help me beg MTN.
Who knows what the next
strategy will be?? I don Taya..!

;DNa water whistles sure pass.....

Please when will FUAM 2015 post ume form be on sale?

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman
and she never asked you if you’re saving or
investing, and she keeps enjoying the
attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a
good wife to you, some could be a good
mother to your children but if you’ve found a
woman like a mother to you, your children and
your family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your
wife to the kitchen, where did you get that
from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands
where they worked every morning . . . that was
our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of
the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if
you will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let
your wife be in- charge of your salary, it will
be difficult for her to spend it when she’s
aware of the home needs and bills to pay but
if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking
even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the
pain in her body is nothing to be compared to
the wound on her heart and that means you
may be in trouble living with a wounded
woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live
a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will
soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had
many wives and many children because of our
large farm- lands and many harvests, there
are hardly any land for farming anymore, so
embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did
meet your mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the
closet thing we did there was to embrace each
other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you
start making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew
how hard you worked to get it, spend it on
that woman that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for
sex, it was because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife
has changed, there could be something you’ve
stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother rode the bicycle with
me before I bought that tortoise car
outside there, any woman that won’t endure
with you in your little beginning should not
enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any
woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too
and has she ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call
feminism, well, if a woman claim to have
equal right with you in the house,
divide all the bills into two equal parts, take
one part and ask her to start paying the other
part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I
took more yams to her father, if you don’t
meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame
her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women
had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to
school because I was foolish like many to
think a female child won’t extend my
family name, please don’t make that mistake,
the kind of female achievers I see nowadays
has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up
the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it
because she was angry, I did not raise my
hand to beat her because of a day like this, so
that I can be proud to tell you that I never for
once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more
of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you,
some had minor painting of their appellation
mostly on their arms, the ones you people
now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they
didn’t expose any part of their body like your
women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not
interested in what happens in your marriage,
try to handle issues without always coming to
us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s
first sewing machine for her, help your wife
achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing
yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and
your mother, so that your children will take
care of you too.

Fabdedon:
how do you feel copying other people's post and still reposting it where you stole it from?

I saw this post on a friend's email address and I copied it. I never knew it has been posted here.. Am really very sorry.

They are otherwise known as volatile states.
From the political happenings, it’s obvious
that the following states could be termed
volatile:
1. Rivers State: Amaechi complained of
army harassment, malpractices, during the
last presidential election. APC even called
for the cancellation of the results from
Rivers.
Of course, incidences of killings, violence
were also recorded in various parts of the
state.
So this time around, Amaechi would want
to do everything within his powers,
( remember he now had ‘oga at the top’) to
ensure that APC Candidate wins the
gubernatorial election in rivers.
On the other hand, Wike who has the
backings of the presidency would also do
all he can to ensure he wins.
So it’s a fight to finish…
2. Lagos State: APC, the ruling party
would do all it could to ensure it retains
power, especially now that APC is about to
control the federal government. APC can’t
afford to lose Lagos state.
On the other hand, PDP, haven lost the
federal government, would do all it can to
ensure it wins Lagos state.
The Oba of Lagos alleged threat may also
play a role in making Lagos a hot zone
during the coming governorship elections.
3 Imo State: It’s obvious that PDP would
likely win in most of the south eastern
states. But Okorocha would want to do all
he can to ensure that APC wins. Okorocha
cannot afford to lose IMO now that APC
would call the shots at the federal
government level. But PDP would equally
fight to ensure Okorocha loses power.
Recall, during the last presidential
elections, Okorocha alleged of army
harassment of APC members.
What do you think about the above
states I enlisted as volatile states?
Are there other states you consider
to be volatile that should be
mentioned?

Gud day Nairalanders, I just bought a samsung mini-laptop and the back of the laptop is a solar panel... I don't know anything about the solar stuff, I need help please. Anybody with idea please? Thanks....

What was the president of the United State's
name in 1980?

The arrival of a baby in every home heralds joy. But this was not the case for Mr. Mudashiru Sheriffdeen of Bosun Street, Ifo in the Ifo Local Government Area of Ogun State.

The wife, Taiwo, was on Tuesday delivered of a baby boy who had no arms.

The baby boy, our correspondent gathered, was born around 2pm at a private hospital, Majotal Medical Clinic at the Ilogbo area of Ado/Odo-Ota Local Government Area of the state.

It was further learnt that the baby weighed 3.25 kilogrammes at birth.

The mother of the baby told our correspondent that immediately she gave birth to the baby boy, her husband took to his heels on hearing that the baby was born without arms.

Expressing her sadness, she said, “This is my first child and I do not know why I gave birth to this kind of a baby.

“Immediately my husband was informed that his son had deformity, he ran away and had not come to see me. He is a commercial bus driver, and we had been married now for almost two years before God decided to answer our prayers.

“When I was pregnant, we took every steps that the doctor directed us to take, but we did not know why we came about this calamity.”

While pleading for assistance from well meaning Nigerians, Mrs Sheriffdeen said, “I have been warned by both my husband and our landlord not to bring the child home.

“The hospital management has asked us to leave the hospital. Now, this child and I have nowhere to go, I don’t need this baby. I want government to adopt him.”

I want to operate on my two 2go accounts at the same time on my Android device. Is it possible?

hayurmidey:
This is one strong..
U dey wrk 4 jamb office..

I went to their office cos my registered jamb

Jamb reprinting of e-slip has been
postponed till further notice but candidates
are to call 08033792435, 08033929166(Jam
b Office Akure) from Wednesday next week to
confirm if the reprinting will hold next
week...

Cutehector:
I think ds is more (tryn to fynd d best word for it) dan carryn condoms abt. Just slip it into her drink and d deal is done.

funny u

I saw this piece while I was surfing the net so I decided to share. But how is this article??


1. Rug burns
Apply too much pressure and create
prolonged friction on the same area and
you’ll wear that skin raw! Too much sex in
certain positions will take those positions off
the table for you for a while. At least until
you’ve healed.
2. Bad knees
Your knees are sensitive. Some people get
bad knees just by jogging a few times a week.
Imagine what could happen if you are on your
knees and another person is on you a few
times a week (or day.) Bye-bye stilettos, hello
orthotics.
3. Bruised elbows
Like a good propped-on-your-side position?
Plenty of women report it’s a great way to
help their partner access their center of gravity. But
doing that every night can leave your elbows
feeling like you walked through a doorway
while putting your hair in a pony tail and
WHAM! Slammed your funny bone.
4. Cuts on your lips
Your vaginal lips, that is. If you shave down
there, the skin needs a little time to heal
before it experiences a ton of friction. Usually
it really only needs a day before the tiny
inevitable cuts that come with shaving your
va-jay-jay close up. But if you don’t give it
that day, the cuts will open up and you’ll feel
a bad sting when you pee, and during sex.
5. Internal cuts
Even if your partner really turns you on, your
natural sources of lubrication can only keep
up with so much sex. If you’re not properly
lubricated every time, you can get small
tears/cuts inside your vagina.
6. Increased risk of infection
When you already have cuts in or around your
vagina, you’re more susceptible to bacteria
and infections down there.
7. A cardiac event
When you already have cuts in or around your
vagina, you’re more susceptible to bacteria
and infections down there.
8. Urinary tract infection
Many women suffer from UTI’s after long
weekends away with their man. Be sure to
urinate before and after sex to help avoid
these because once you get them, your va-
jay-jay is out of commission until it’s healthy
again.
9. Back pain
If you were not in the middle of intercourse
and were rapidly thrusting your lower back
back and forth, how do you think that would
feel? Not great. But when you’re mid pleasure,
you don’t notice it, and can cause yourself
some serious back pain for days after. Keep
hot packs around, take warm baths after
rigorous sex, and/or consider positions that
are easier on your back.
10. Fracture
This is a warning for men: dramatic angles or
even just too much sex can cause a penis to
fracture. It’s a pain nobody deserves to feel,
so guys, if you’re feeling any discomfort or
bad pressure during sex, take a break.

As I was going through my “ashana’s” bag
some days ago and I saw three packets of
POSTINOR 2 in it , I was very curious to
actually know if this drug had very severe side
effects to a lady so i consulted my real
girlfriend “google. com” some hours later.
Postinor 2 is a medication to prevent
pregnancy if you shine the sperm into the
ovary, whether intentional or not.
It can prevent pregnancy 95% in the first 24
hours after intercourse, it is used as a form of
emergency contraception (more commonly
known as a morning after pill).
Postinor-2 is formulated to function in a
manner similar to the female hormone
progesterone allowing
for prevention of pregnancy if taken within a
reasonable period of time.
Generally, it is recommended that Postinor-2
be taken no later than
three days after having unprotected s*x.
EFFECTS OF POSTINOR 2
1) When taken in the middle of the menstrual
cycle, the preparation may inhibit ovulation.
2) The pill can cause changes in the
menstrual cycle in the lady. Your next period
could start earlier or later than expected and
flow can be lighter or
heavier than normal.
3) It can cause nauseating feeling which
occurs in approximately 25% of users vomiting
4) It can also bring about bleeding
disturbances in some cases, 2-3 days
following tablet ingestion
5) Sometimes it can cause breast tenderness,
headache, dizziness, fatigue.
6) In the majority of cases the next period
starts as expected or somewhat earlier, if the
period is more than 7 days late it is
recommended to perform a pregnancy test.
7) In case of prolonged or heavy bleeding,
gynaecological examinations is advised.
If the user has a reported case of asthma,
heart failure, hypertension, migraine, epilepsy,
renal impairment, diabetes mellitus,
hyperlipidaemia,
depression, and / or stroke, the preparation
may be used exclusively in the above
mentioned emergency cases. it is not
appropriate for regular use.
The manufacturer of the emergency
contraceptive offers the efficiency of the pill
when it is taken as directed.
Logically, the longer the interval
between unprotected s*x and taking the pill,
the decrease in how effective it will be. It is
estimated that Postinor-2 will prevent 85% of
expected pregnancies.
95% of expected pregnancies will be prevented
if taken within the first 24 hours.
So I employ every guy to always walk around
with postinor2 because you never know when
you will have a match because you don’t want
to receive that “We need to Talk” text after 7
weeks.

There was this robbery in Central Bank of
Nigeria, the robber shouted to everyone: "All
don't move, money belongs to the state, life
belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
=>This is called "Mind Changing Concept -->
Changing the conventional way of thinking".
---------------------------------------
One lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her "Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"
=>This is called "Being Professional --> Focus
only on what you are
trained to do!"
---------------------------------------
When the robbers got back, the younger
robber (MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only primary school educated), "Big
bro, let's count how much we got", the older
robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid,
so much money, how to
count? Tonight TV will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"
=>This is called "Experience --> nowadays
experience is more important than paper
qualifications!"
---------------------------------------
After the robbers left, the bank manager told
the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put
the #5 million we embezzled into the
amount the robbers robbed".
=>This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation to your
advantage!"
---------------------------------------
The supervisor says "It will be good if there
is a robbery every month".
=>This is called "Killing Boredom --
>Happiness is most important."
---------------------------------------
The next day, TV news reported that #100
million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted,
but they could only count #20 million. The
robbers were very angry and complained
"We risked our lives and only took #20
million, the bank manager took #80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to be a thief!"
=>This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much as gold !"
BE EDUCATED!

Controversial Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh
has Finally Debunked Claims which went viral
days ago that She is Pregnant..?

Apparently, a fake Instagram account
(@tontolet1) posted a picture of Tonto Dikeh
with her bulgy tummy and a caption that
reads:

“Lord thank you for d seed of life u
planted inside me, it’s such a beauty
when he/she kicks inside of u! I knw most
of ya may b wondering yhv bn taken lot of
head shots lately i will tell u why, n d
season s becuz God haz been faithful and
his been keeping to his words in Genesis
3:16 #EasyLionEasyTiger #YOLO
@Pokolee #ThankGod4Growth.”

A source close to Tonto Dikeh has confirmed
the news as false.

The anonymous source said:
“No she is not pregnant, and even if she
was, she wouldn’t announce it like that”.

Pinnacle:
Jamb has 50 questions. These 24 questions are about half jamb questions

lolz

evagolden:
Interesting questions; difficult to answer some.

difficult??

[b]24 Questions You Should Ask Yourself About Your Relationship Before Committing To Marriage

1. Do I really, really, deep down want to spend every day of the rest of my life with this particular person?

2. Do I trust this person 100% with my secrets, my finances, my life?

3. Can I talk about absolutely anything with this person and how do they react?

4. What do I really not like about this person, what could I change if I really wanted too?

5. Do we share the same ideas on what we see in the future?

6. Do we both want kids?

7. When I have spent a long period of time with this person and they drive away, do I want to chase after their car and jump in the passenger seat OR am I glad to now finally have time on my own to be "myself"?

8. What is this person like when we disagree on things?

9. Has this person ever abused me (verbally, emotionally, physically) or someone I care about?

10. How does this person treat the waiter / waitress when we go to a restaurant?

11. How often do we have sex and is sex really enjoyable?

12. What happens after sex?

13. How do I get along with this persons family? Does this person get along with my family? If not, why?

14. Does this person tell me if something is bothering them or do they let it bottle up?

15. Can I tell this person if something is wrong without feeling anxious or do I let it bottle up?

16. If this person was in a car accident tomorrow and was confined to a wheelchair for the rest of their life would that change anything about the way I thought of them?

17. How much money do I have? How much money does this person have?

18. Can I count on this person to always be there for me and to support me in everything that I do?

19. Am I personally ready for marriage? Is there anything that I haven't yet done that I really want to do that I can't do with this person in my life permanently?

20. Does this person accept me despite all of my insecurities, all of my faults and all of the bad things about me?

21. Does this person ever try to change who I am or even hint at it?

22. Has this person seen me at my absolute worst or only when I'm at my best?

23. Does this person offer me everything I have ever wanted from a partner?

24. Have I asked this person's parent for permission to marry them? Is this something that is important to them?

Of course, all the answers to these questions may not be the "right" answer but this gives you an idea of what I asked myself. I am personally of the belief that there is no set amount of time required in order to know someone before you propose (or say "yes" to a proposal), rather I think it is more important that the person has seen you in lots of different situations and that you have seen them in lots of different situations. Good luck![/b]

waleadeleke:
Yes i have, but in ibadan

Akure only...

Oliversamuel:
i hv got bold6,interested?

I don't like bold 6

Please guys is anybody with bold5 for sale, and where can I get new tecno h6 here in akure..... For bold5 call/Whatsapp ::_--08137551515

hi palz am new to android I just bought an l3. please help me with hints. and tutorials

I did jamb and scored 198, I did change of institution to Osun state university. Where I chose microbiology instead of medicine. please what's microbiology all about? Where can I work as a microbiologist? Or should I go for Science Laboratory technology in Rufus Giwa polytechnic? I need urgent replies please.