Foreign Affairs › Re: Netanyahu Set To Remain Caretaker After Inconclusive Israeli Election by Jocdon(m): 9:00am On Oct 29 |
If this one goes, another one that is coming will be more brutal to Islamic terrorist and Iran, no mercy is Iran and terrorist is the common agender of Jews Nation. |
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Politics › Re: APC Flag Boys Attacked In Ikeja, Lagos (video) by Jocdon(m): 8:05pm On Oct 24 |
You get luck say na only ponch dey give you, dey suppose to chuck you bottle for nyash |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 2) On 24th October 2026 by Jocdon(m): 7:54pm On Oct 24 |
Support Chelsea at your own risk |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 2) On 24th October 2026 by Jocdon(m): 6:38pm On Oct 24 |
Chelsea winning the trophy at the end of the season, this I see. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Como 1907 Vs Manchester United: UCL (4 - 1) On 21st October 2026 by Jocdon(m): 10:21pm On Oct 21 |
Man U should give Carrick more time, he is a good coach. With time he will build a formidable team. |
Business › Re: Opay Loan Losses: $113m Written Off, But Did Nigerians Refuse To Pay? by Jocdon(m): 10:22pm On Oct 19 |
If I borrowed and pay before the due date, will they still demand the money again at the exact date? I just want to know. |
Nairaland General › Re: I Am So Stingy! by Jocdon(m): 9:57pm On Oct 19 |
Goo0dHardDick: Guys, I have come to realize that I'm extremely stingy, especially with money.
Don't get me wrong, I do give but before you can eat or get my money, it's obvious you must have probably worked extremely hard for it.
I don't know, I have this mindset of calculating my money after daily, weekly and monthly expenses. Anywhere I discovered I misspent I'll get angry with myself. Before I buy anything, I must have calculated it thoroughly and accurately before dashing out to the market or boutique. I can't just be walking on the road and see something beautiful and then purchase it without first going home to plan thoroughly about it.
As for women, lol. They call me stingy and aka gum. I don't use money to prove anything to anyone.
I am so stingy that before I do anything with money, the purpose of it must be crossed check over and over again and again to ascertain if it worth it.
Does anyone feels the same way or is it just me? I will like to know your net worth and names of your companies before I will say something concerning your type of person. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: People Collect Iphones And Perfumes Floating In The Strait Of Hormuz (VIDEO) by Jocdon(m): 8:12pm On Oct 15 |
If you no be mafia no near the water say you wan collect iPhone and other goodies, comot body or else, you go collect wotowoto for your body. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: German Police Arrest A Robot For Grabbing 16-Year-Old Girl's Buttocks by Jocdon(m): 10:59pm On Oct 14 |
Robot took after it inventor. Dog born dog. Make the robot go chop water beans for prison first make em eyes clear. |
Crime › Re: Oyo Police Arrest Indian Man, 2 Security Operatives Who Assaulted Truck Drivers by Jocdon(m): 3:46pm On Oct 14 |
Which kind of security them be? Because I never see this kind of uniform before. |
Health › Re: As A Guy I Have Foul Smell Coming From My Private Region And Rashes In My Chest by Jocdon(m): 10:31pm On Oct 13 |
itzadorable333: Get orange tree leaves, stems and branches. Get lemon grass. Get scent leaves. Get lime (7). Wash them. Wash your hands. Get clean pot. Get clean water. Put the lemon grass. Then the scent leaves. Cut the limes in two's. Squeeze the juices into the pot. Throw the empty limes into the pot. Then put the orange tree leaves and branches and stems, in order. Pour water until it covers it entirely. Let it almost get to the brim, but not too close lest it boils over and lose its contents. Make the fire ( COAL FIRE OR WOOD FIRE OR STONE FIRE). Then boil for 3 hours. You'll know it's ready when you smell a sharp-sweet aroma that makes you sick in your belly. You'll do this in the heat of the afternoon, between noon and 3 pm. When it's done, bring it down and allow it to cool ( slightly leave the lid ajar). By 4-5pm take two cups . And then after 30 minutes get something to eat, for you'll feel hungry. Tomorrow morning boil it for 3 minutes, take a cup and drink hot. Let not the sun meet you before you do this . Then after 30 minutes, you eat. In the evening just take and drink. Don't boil. Boil only in the mornings,so wake up early. Finish it in 7 days. And prepare another one for another 7 days. By the 13th day you should be OK. Stop sucking women's coochies randomly. Reduce your intake of smoke. Eat more citrus and acidic fruits But until you finish your treatment, stay away from sex, smoke, alcohol, milk, beans, groundnut oil( and everything from groundnut) and sugar. I pray make person no die for your hand one day |
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Alleges Why Regina Daniels Is Wheelchair Bound. by Jocdon(m): 8:54am On Oct 13 |
That thing wey you dey find you go see am |
Sports › Re: National Sports Festival: Work Progresses At Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium by Jocdon(m): 8:31am On Oct 13 |
AllBlack: I feel sorry for anyone who will think of doing any kind of SLIDING CELEBRATION after scoring a goal here. E go chop hospital food taya.
this is the kind of GRASS they want to put in a stadium? Mediocrity at its finest Have you paid back the money you borrowed Opay? |
Agriculture › Re: See Most Expensive Cow In South Africa That Has Sold For Record $385K (PICTURES) by Jocdon(m): 9:51pm On Oct 12 |
How much in naira? Make I know how I go take buy it, I want to celebrate my birthday. |
Business › Re: Fire Engulfs Bank In Nyanya, Abuja As Residents Watch In Shock (video) by Jocdon(m): 5:05pm On Oct 12 |
I hope my money is intact. I just deposited 16 million this morning. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zelensky Asks For 60-Day Ceasefire To Hold Elections (Photos, Video) by Jocdon(m): 3:59pm On Oct 12 |
There is evil going on in the world that some world leaders didn't want the masses to know, especially in Russia and Ukraine war. It is time for the Russians and Ukraine citizens to rise up against their leaders and declear no more war for both sides. Putin should be hold responsible for the death of Russians and forigners he directly engaged in the meaningless war and for his involvement in terrorist activities going on in some countries especially in Iran. |
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Men Arrested After Cocaine Is Found In Pattaya Apartment, Thailand by Jocdon(m): 3:45pm On Oct 12 |
29 years with bald head, wonders shall never end |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi’s Being In NDC Is A Mistake, I Warned Him – Primate Ayodele (video) by Jocdon(m): 12:44pm On Oct 12 |
duro4chang: I deceive you not.
In 2023, then candidate, now president, got 8,794,726 valid votes and crossed the 25% threshold in 29 of the 36 states and the FCT to emerge winner of that year’s presidential election
Of the 8.7m votes, he got 127k votes from all five south east states.
That is 5.8% of the total south east vote while Obi went home with 89.6% and Atiku who came third in the region got 4.2% (with PDP structure).
So with 127k number of votes, the region gave him 1.4% of the total votes he won across the country.
1.4%.
That is less than what Aregbesola was able to deliver to ADC in Osun state (1.7%) some weeks back.
That is why Governor Soludo and many other prominent Igbo progressives said that without the south east vote, both Buhari and Tinubu became president.
Let’s not digress.
In the few posts I have written on the analysis of the coming presidential election, I have submitted that Tinubu will not win any of the five south east states and I still do not see that change.
But will he perform better than the 5.8% of the south east vote?
I think so.
And that will translate to the region giving him more that 1.4% over all.
However, a better performance does not mean that he will win in any of the states.
I agree that Obi will not get the 89% he got in the last election because the momentum has died down.
For instance, he is no more in Labour Party as Governor Alex Otti which will affect his votes in Abia state.
In Enugu state, APC is the ruling party after the defection of Governor Mbah’s defection from the PDP.
The rumour mill has it that Governor Hope Uzodimma of Imo state wants to replace Sen Godswill Akpabio as senate president and so he is ready to ensure that APC do much better in Imo state in the presidential election.
Governor Soludo never hide his desire to have Tinubu returned as president the second time.
Ebonyi gave him the highest percentage of 8.3 in the region in 2023 but with Umahi’s growing popularity as one of Tinubu’s best performing ministers, I expect at least 15% this time around.
I P O B has also lost its authority.
They used to run a parallel government in the region.
If Obi and his supporters think that he will come close to 89% this time, they will not be too different from Tinubu supporters who think that from 5.8% in 2023, Tinubu will win any south east state in 2027.
What is important and what will happen is that he will win with wider margin in south west with Obi and Atiku losing big in Lagos and Osun where they won respectively in 2023; win north central better than he won in 2023; do far better in south south than he did in 2023; share the north west votes with Atiku even though he won in the region in 2023, a lot has since changed. Atiku will get his highest percentage of votes from north east as he did in 2023 but the great loses he will ‘incur’ in the entire south and north central will nail his political coffin for the last time.
I have never deceived you and I will not. All these votes you are mentioning that Tinubu got in last election, na you count the votes, abi you dey there when the votes is counted? So at your old age you want to tell me that you did not know that last election was massively rigged by Inec to favour APC. Well, if you don't know, you need to get your sense and brian properly checked to see if you are ok. |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi’s Being In NDC Is A Mistake, I Warned Him – Primate Ayodele (video) by Jocdon(m): 12:42pm On Oct 12 |
[quote author=duro4chang post=140890008]I deceive you not.
In 2023, then candidate, now president, got 8,794,726 valid votes and crossed the 25% threshold in 29 of the 36 states and the FCT to emerge winner of that year’s presidential election
Of the 8.7m votes, he got 127k votes from all five south east states.
That is 5.8% of the total south east vote while Obi went home with 89.6% and Atiku who came third in the region got 4.2% (with PDP structure).
So with 127k number of votes, the region gave him 1.4% of the total votes he won across the country.
1.4%.
That is less than what Aregbesola was able to deliver to ADC in Osun state (1.7%) some weeks back. |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi’s Being In NDC Is A Mistake, I Warned Him – Primate Ayodele (video) by Jocdon(m): 8:45am On Oct 12 |
duro4chang: He actually said something like that sometimes ago but to me it was not a prophecy but gambling and observation. Everyone who can think well will know obi cannot win. Only the headless mob believes otherwise. Can you give one reason why Obi can't win |
Fashion › Re: Top 5 Most Stylish Pastors In Lagos: Clergymen Who Bring Fashion To The Pulpit by Jocdon(m): 4:50pm On Oct 11 |
Na because you never come my church na em make you no add me. |
Food › Re: Was This Mama Put Right Or Wrong? by Jocdon(m): 3:37pm On Oct 10 |
This is exactly what happened to me. There was a day I went out with my guy and when we are done with what we went for, we branch in a bank to withdraw some cash because I needed to buy somethings in the market. So after withdrawing the money, at the entrance of the bank there was a restaurant and my guy said we should enter and have some meals but I insisted that we should visit a popular restaurant down the street where they sell all kinds of native soup with assorted meat because I do like to eat different type of meat when am eating and we hit down the street as I suggested, on getting close to the restaurant there were people who gathered opposite the shop close to the one we are going to. So I decided to know what exactly what was the issue, and on getting to the spot I found out that it was a figth between a guy and his girlfriend, when asked the guy in particular what was the issue, he started narrating what transpired between him and his girlfriend, my people to my greatest surprise it is all about a stolen female pant that a native doctor used in doin charm for his client because the man normally send some guys on errands to bring those things for him. When I went further to make an enquire of whom is responsible for the matter, can you imagine one woman appear and started narrating a story of how she got confused inside the market where she went to buy somethings for herself, she said that she didn't know that there is Soo many people who come to market with intention of stealing. The most surprising thing is that both the narrator, the writer and the reader are all confused people who leave what they supposed to do, to be doing a different thing. Am sorry for taking a lot of your time on this epistle without a meaningful conclusion. 2027 election will be hot, be prepare and ready to do the needful. Thank you. |
Politics › Re: Do 140m Nigerians Live In Poverty As Peter Obi Claimed? by Jocdon(m): 10:26am On Oct 09 |
Insane people that have not seen food chop since past two days will still come out and say it is lie. |
Travel › Re: Commuters Await Cheaper Fares As Tinubu’s October 1 Transport Promise Stalls by Jocdon(m): 9:37am On Oct 09 |
Believe it or you leave it. You see Tinubu that man is evil. |
Business › Re: Why Does Your Bank Keep Asking Where Your Money Came From? by Jocdon(m): 8:07am On Oct 01 |
Person wey never chop chicken for compound wey em dey live for longtime, if em come one day buy goat kill chop landlord no go suspect am? |
Nairaland General › Re: Man's Photo Placed Inside A Calabash With Red Oil by Jocdon(m): 5:46pm On Sep 29 |
Why you never use the same thing for Nigeria politicians if you know say e de work |
Celebrities › Re: 74-Year-Old Senator Ocheja Marries 18-Year-Old Winifred by Jocdon(m): 5:41pm On Sep 29 |
She is dancing her life and generation away from poverty |
Politics › Re: “I Started Casting Out Demons At 17” – Edo Gov. Okpebholo by Jocdon(m): 11:14am On Sep 29 |
I wonder how lunatics found their ways to the corridors of power in Nigeria. This man, soludo and co |
Celebrities › Re: Igbo Billionaire With Heavily Armed Security (video) by Jocdon(m): 4:58pm On Sep 28 |
omooba969: . You probably didn't think it through before dropping this shît.
Can Pastor move around without security men? Yes many can do it. How many security do you see with Dr D.K Olukoya the general overseer of mountain of fire and miracle ministry. What about Deeper life general overseer and the likes of Mbaka and Cardinal Arinze and Cardinal Okogie. Let me tell you, one with God is majority. Believe it or you leave it. No body force you to live in fear. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Selman Prophesies Death Of High-ranking Politician, Sparks Reactions(Vid by Jocdon(m): 4:50pm On Sep 28 |
goslowgoslow: The last time I checked Obi is also a high ranked politician. Na jealousy go kpai you las Las. You are shameless, I thank God that you later confirmed that Obi is a high ranked politician. |
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