₦airaland Forum

NoFavors:
Everything about you is disgusting. Even the way you type. Gosh! I pity the poor guy (If there's one) keeping up with your 'yucky' self. It takes the same numbers of alphabets to spell 'you' and 'yhu' How bad is your dyslexia? Gosh!

And yes, I don't need to be told before I hide my face

This one touch am....if e too pain yhu. ...locate yhur nearest lagoon...and yhu know the rest....

Very dry like yhu in bed....(why nairaland no get bored smiley nah)...

Anyways...so long sucker...

Dem say ...if yhu no get money hide yhur face....

Nofavors...as yhu no get money...come worwor join....shouldn't yhu be living in a cave...

The person wey give her that tribal mark is wicked...

Ok

Jibril659:
who you come dey lie for?

Lool...not lying....believe me or not....yhur problem...

NoFavors:
Have you been told how disgusting you look? Ewwww I be ashawo but I go reject you. You look like the skeleton in our biology lab back in school. Your smile is so horrible it'll give nightmare

No make me get your time.

I can swear with yhur mother's womb that I look better than every female in yhur entire family ...or any girl yhuve ever met....

Yhu on the other hand ...yhure just a frustrated ugly..dirty hooligan that seeks solace from his misery by venting on any cute lass he sees online...
When men are typing yhu should keep mute and hide inside yhur Father's Batcher house...people carry cassava in between their legs...yhu carry one miserable looking okro...
Yhu still have the effrontery to rant online...infact amadioha strike yhur burnt face...

Naso awon go do strong head ...dem point mhe gun ...ah still dey do..."do yhu think that toy gun will make me give yhu my purse and phone "....when dem fire one bullet for air....

Omoh I give em everything tuama for my life woh....it's too early to die...Amen...

NoFavors:
Lame! Your clapback is as shït as yourself

Ok bye

E pain am die....loolzz....if d truth hurts yhu so much sip zobo....

Never run ooo...I've not started with yhur rumpled face yhu wan tuama....run and remain impotent ...idiot...

NoFavors:
your dâd is my mentor in my race to be the best morÒn. Dyslexic panla

I blame iya itsekiri for tying yhur sense and destiny with one cola-nut and a bottle of ogogoro ....unless yhu turn to God nothing good will come out of yhu....

No be swear....it's the truth...

Twagrill:
at all..
One is wider than the other .

But it's almost the same I guess....they do look alike sha...

NoFavors:
Says a dyslexic panla

Stop quoting mhe ...yhu..toothless mor'on...

Me I go follow cry for the next cute opposite sex wey leave the house....

Ah go so roll for ground... Wail...loolzz...

This kind true love should fall on mhe Ojare...

Who are yhu giving the money to...first things first...

Because guys like it...girls like attention... Yhu can't blame us...

NASA ooo...I'm sure it's a misunderstanding....

My own burns boy...chai....


#realest #yawadeyoo..

I totally get it from the op's point of view... why will yhu stay with someone for months and yhur guys don't talk...its absurd...
I'm not really an extrovert ...but I can't stay with someone and I don't talk with...kopossible...
if I were yhu op...I will study d lass and know what she's into...and get through her dat way...
simple... no matter how introverted or quiet she is...she must have something that breaks her out of her shell...she must have friends... get through dem or something..
don't stay in a place you're not at peace with anybody.. even if it's one person..

Next2Bezee:
Don't you resemble an antelope yourself?

The girl has not done anything to you and has chosen to stay on her own, but some water spirits will still not allow her rest.

If you can't stand her then you can move to another room, afterall you are not paying her school fees.

damn this cracked the shii outta mhe ...adon roll for ground dey laugh...

guy yhu funny die...

lmao...

miracool946:
Oya sorry na joke

yhur dry joke cost yhu my last fvck....

and I just gave it...

emmyluizzz:
what is TINI

lolzzz

ask amadioha...he knows better...

and this ones fine pass d dry ugly ones we dey use now...

nawa ooh...my dad didn't even tell me such naira notes existed... he only told me of coins...

Follysho707:
Start going, abeg!

awk ....bye...

kimbraa:
Hahaha. So you believe he actually gave a girlfriend 40k?. All na wash.

my dear I don't believe ooo...even for one second... I'm just shocked he has the audacity to post this rubbish after shamelessly proving to everyone that he's just another...broke ..dumb ass niggur...

Same dude that blatantly refused to help a bro with 20k....yhure a disgrace to manhood...

If yhur mother had known yhull turn out this way ...I'm sure she would have exchanged yhu for...one yard of hollandis wrapper...

Spits...

SamuelLoch:
It's cool that there's a 15%... Lol

It's 25% bro...

Too bad I saw this thread late ....but it's awk ...

Anatomy nah die...Biochem is not hard but... somehow is the toughest because people fail it most...
My advice to any young medicine student is


... "Calm down...bring yhur shoulder down..because yhu got admitted into medicine doesn't make yhu a doctor... Medical school is very funny ...very difficult to get in but very easy to fail out...until yhu pass yhur first MBBS exams in 300level consider yhurself a jambite..cause from 400level that's when everything starts....it's not easy but if yhu read yhull pass there's no two ways about it...yhu just need discipline"....

That's all for now...

Not funny...

What about virgin guys...nah only girls matter dey sweet una...

I'm coming...