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Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by jodpoundz(m): 4:15am On Oct 23, 2020
mamagee3:
Do You Like My Profile Photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.
you are a suger mum i guese i got some dudes intrested last 1 to 2 hours on bed. You know what i mean hook me up if you need help
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Manchester United : UCL (1 - 2) On 20th October 2020 by jodpoundz(m): 2:48am On Oct 21, 2020
Camos:
grin grin grin


If Man Utd get even 5 shot on target I go deactivate my acct


mr man what are you still waiting for, MODS pls i want you to extract this chelshit fan out of this forum for 55 million years for making such ultrance and could not come to pass we didnt only had 5 shot rather we won the match and even gave them one goal, almigty neymar and mbappe could not even score, shame on psg and chelshit fans
Romance / Re: How To Become A Professional Footballer This Year! by jodpoundz(m): 10:26am On Oct 14, 2020
solonubinho:


Lmao. You better ask the seller what football club he plays for in Europe before you buy the book.
hmmmm seriously
Romance / Re: How To Become A Professional Footballer This Year! by jodpoundz(m): 9:56am On Oct 14, 2020
Ronaldinho10:


try order for this book to see it all
thanks!
how will i order and get the book here in ibadan where i reside, i dont have money now till the month end when i get paid, am asking in advance

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Romance / Re: How To Become A Professional Footballer This Year! by jodpoundz(m): 9:52am On Oct 14, 2020
fattprince:

Well the only advice I have is what the OP has said "Your body and mind are capable of doing extraordinary things". If you can keep on imagining it you will be able to do it. It something that has happened to me three times. First was bicycle kick. I was always imagining it till one day in training I tried it. It wasn't perfect but others on the field were astonished then I knew with practice it will be perfect. Second time it was this simple one on one dribble. But since you are a defender look for skills that is peculiar to the positio. And practice with both your body and mind. Mind make it easier for body to learn it.
indeed it all about the body and mind thank you so much man, but what about the soul, you know a human is made up of body, mind and soul, you didnt talk about soul?
Romance / Re: How To Become A Professional Footballer This Year! by jodpoundz(m): 4:34am On Oct 14, 2020
fattprince:

Bro I'm 27 and not giving up on playing football. Cos I'm only 19.
wow thats totaly crazy, pls show me the way but my only issue with the ball is lack of confidence and underpressure aside from those to thing am a good to go defender, very hard to dribbel i just need training from a good academy to unseal my potential which is very hard to get here in ibadan
Romance / Re: How To Become A Professional Footballer This Year! by jodpoundz(m): 4:13am On Oct 14, 2020
Ronaldinho10:


yes you are still very much younger and brighter to still make it as a footballer,

most professional footballers even go as far reducing their ages,

some of them remove 7 good years from their real age!

Thats why you will see a man old enough to be my father will be claiming just 25 years of age.

Its pure wisdom and the whites they know of it.

But the thing is you are still way too young to make it as a professional footballer if you will ask me!

Thanks
now am asking you how will i make it in football am 100% real

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Romance / Re: How To Become A Professional Footballer This Year! by jodpoundz(m): 4:02am On Oct 14, 2020
Richfarmer:

hey man, why not come up here and join my academy.
Thats only if you will agree to my terms
wow big man please now show me the way no matter what the term is pls.

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Romance / Re: How To Become A Professional Footballer This Year! by jodpoundz(m): 2:30pm On Oct 13, 2020
Ronaldinho10:


wow!
that's not true

your football age is under 15
are you kiddin me, for real so am still elegible to play football, so i have been deceving my self all this while, am a defender, have got speed and timing making too, i dont know where to start from self.

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Romance / Re: How To Become A Professional Footballer This Year! by jodpoundz(m): 2:09pm On Oct 13, 2020
Not for me man am 23 too old to make it in football though i have nice defensive skills

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Romance / Re: If A Girl Or Lady Toasts You, Will You Accept? by jodpoundz(m): 5:32am On Oct 12, 2020
i have a same situation right here, just that she spoke to my brother instead, she told him that she liked me, ofcourse she knows he's going to tell me, i have not seen her since thou bcus of my work scheduel but i know she is shy bcus of the way she carrys her self towards me, am even surprise bcus she never show any sign anytime we see, she's probably nursing the feelings then, but am a good guy i dont take any girl that show me love intrest for granted cus its very hard to meet a girl that would love you back the way you love her, but she is not the first i had like two others like that sha, one want me to be her sex pathner i declind, the other one broke my hart cus she relocated with her family to the east and i dont do distance relationship, well she love me so mad and i reciprocated like mad too we all most had sex but she was a virgin so i ran away from sex with her, i cant disvirgin a girl am not sure i would marry, she was still young and naive to me tho. As for the question i would accept her.
Sports / Re: 4 Legends That Never Saw RED by jodpoundz(m): 5:21am On Oct 07, 2020
Masonkaycares:
Do you know the implications of what you just posted?
like i dont understand pls explain?
Sports / Re: 4 Legends That Never Saw RED by jodpoundz(m): 3:08pm On Oct 06, 2020
wow they have non aggressive mindset or they controled their aggression when on the first yellow, 3 of them all had some numbers of yellow cards while philip lam on the other hand never got a yellow card. Fair play career of all time
Sports / Re: Double Your Money by jodpoundz(m): 7:30am On Oct 01, 2020
bro pls write out the bet code i cant view the pics my phone got problem
Sports / Re: Ronaldo, Ramos Meets With Nyesom Wike In Spain (photo) by jodpoundz(m): 10:33am On Sep 28, 2020
oz4real83:
This news is either fake or a very old news. Christiano Ronaldo is no more a Real Madrid player, only Sergio Ramos is and this pic was obviously taken some years ago when CR7 was still a Real Madrid player. Also observe that in the picture, there is an obvious disobedience to the covid-19 protocols which countries and clubs are mandated to observe. This shows that covid-19 wasn't even in existence at the time this picture was taken.
i hail u o, guy your investigation skillz is superb, you are very skillful, you suppose to they work with police c.i.d. excellent

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Sevilla UEFA Super Cup : 2- 1) On 24th September 2020 by jodpoundz(m): 9:09pm On Sep 24, 2020
Guy wa stake on bayern, 1 goal una da fear make una calm down una too da fear bayern go murder those guys they no dey thesame class at all, i pray make una win and no 4get us wa dey encourage una, na lack of money i 4 play am too
Romance / Re: My Experience Today While Trying To Bleep An Aro Cultist Babe by jodpoundz(m): 6:10pm On Sep 11, 2020
op ride on na why you da make pesin lose intrest
Romance / Re: Is Witchcraft Or Magic Used In Achieving Goals In Science And Technology? by jodpoundz(m): 11:39am On Sep 08, 2020
MasterShifu010:
no witchcraft in science and technology, just years of constant trying and failing....wifi and Bluetooth is just radio wave with a defined signature that is why Bfor u connect to a wifi device u have to click on the device name...not to bore u with details, every tech device has a working principle...the screen of ur mobile phones are made up of tiny dots called pixels that go on and off with different color shades to form images....
airplanes fly because they have wings just like birds apart from a helicopter or other copters no wingless object can fly vertically except rockets that fly horizontally and all these are backed by elaborate equations.....no witchcraft in science just obeying the laws of physics
who creat physics
Romance / Re: Is Witchcraft Or Magic Used In Achieving Goals In Science And Technology? by jodpoundz(m): 8:55pm On Sep 07, 2020
true talk man, i do wonder most times how all this inventors come about their inventions, you know what beyound the walls of imagination lies wisdom and magic and spirituality, and most of this inventors are no ordinary people they all have a master the true(GOD) or false(otherwise) after realising your cosmos consiousness greatness would find you as one of my crazy neigbour would say
Romance / Re: Newly Married Woman Offered Me 3 Million Naira To Impregnate Her- Nigerian Man by jodpoundz(m): 8:33pm On Sep 07, 2020
3 what, 3 fucking million just to impregnate a woman, baba GOD abeg why this kind offer no dey come my way why and i dey waste spermatoza almost every day make i even check weather i still get some left should in case

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Health / Re: Urgent Help Please Sombody Life Is At Stake by jodpoundz(m): 8:13pm On Sep 07, 2020
kenfa:

Take him to the hospital for proper diagnosis
i know but its already late and hospitals dont work in the night, that why i want to know what we could be dealing with before tomorrow thank you.
Health / Re: Urgent Help Please Sombody Life Is At Stake by jodpoundz(m): 8:09pm On Sep 07, 2020
Tesla369:
Spiritual
wow for real, i wonder who this guy offend, but pls what kind of spiritual attack is that and whats is the solution thanks.
Health / Re: Urgent Help Please Sombody Life Is At Stake by jodpoundz(m): 8:06pm On Sep 07, 2020
southniyikaye:
Run to the hospital asap. I almost lost my life due to similar symptoms. Thank God I didn't think twice before rushing myself to the hospital
thanks you. But pls whats the name of the sickness?
Health / Urgent Help Please Sombody Life Is At Stake by jodpoundz(m): 7:23pm On Sep 07, 2020
Doctors and health personel in the house pls i need your help. Just this evening my brother told me that during the day (today) he started feeling some pain at the side of his stomach, after some minutes he went to pee he felt pain on his penis and blood started coming out of his penis. Pls is this a very critical sickness?
Romance / Re: As A Man, Which Of These Women Will You Go For? by jodpoundz(m): 12:11pm On Sep 02, 2020
those people saying they would go for number one i pity you, so she did not learn from her mom, or even her friends, its from you or one culinary school that she would now learn from, you better dont waste you money and time anyway i belief in miracle notting wa no fit happen sha just belief.
Romance / Re: As A Man, Which Of These Women Will You Go For? by jodpoundz(m): 10:40am On Sep 02, 2020
what a question, for me none of the above i would rather remain single.
the irony of this, is that eventually man must surely settle down and you can never get a perfect woman. Last last you must chose one from the two. Me that i love good food, its still very complicated to choose, but peace of mind over any shit anyday anytime.

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Sports / Re: Full-time Draw Match For Today "Serious Minded by jodpoundz(m): 10:26am On Aug 29, 2020
MrSolo555:
https:///solotustA DM me on telegram
i dont use telegram, cant you post it here
Sports / Re: Full-time Draw Match For Today "Serious Minded by jodpoundz(m): 9:58am On Aug 29, 2020
pls mention me too if you post it thanks

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