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Safiaa:
I know most men will be triggered by the title of this thread, without reading what i have to say. I really couldn't care less lol. This thread is directed to the ladies !!!


Now ladies, i'm not encouraging you to be lazy gold diggers with no ambition. I'm not encouraging you to use a man entirely for his money. Get your education, work hard and make something of yourself. Strive to be successful. HOWEVER....

Don't be lured into what we call 'ride or die'. A lot of men are deluded by their unrealistic dreams and goals, and believe they can sell you that dream. They'll tell you that they want to do this and that, but they never work towards achieving their goals. I call them empty vessels. Its really sad, because I've seen so many women waste their youth on men who sold them a dream, and end up suffering for the rest of their lives. There's a difference between a broke man with a vision, and a broke man with a fantasy. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO. This is not Bonnie and Clyde, this is the real world, and if you can clearly see that this man is destined to be broke, RUNN!

As a woman, you need to use your YOUTH and BEAUTY to attract the best man who is financially stable as possible. This is not gold digging this is being SMART. Think about your children, think about your future. You don't want to be in your 30's wishing that you spent your younger years with another man. Money is very IMPORTANT in a relationship, and you need to be with someone who will compliment your finances.

Stop making excuses for men, who clearly don't have plans. Stop trying to be the ride or die chick, because you will die in poverty. Yes, we know that women can be the breadwinners of the house, But i can assure you that most women want to be taken care of. If you want to struggle with him now, open your eyes and be sure that you will NOT struggle with him FOREVER.

LADIES BE SMART, YOU'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE! USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

I regret apologizing to you earlier. I think you are one of those girls who'll end up at Shiloh because they wasted their youth on flipancies and crazy ideas of how to live life.

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Wow! Na you be 100 naira king oo

Safiaa:
No im not a hoe, I'm just very comfortable with my sexuality. I live in my truth and i dont feel the need to pretend. I dont open my legs to just anyone, do you understand? Good.

Okay i see. Sorry for coming at you the way i did.

Safiaa:
Lmao. Thats abnormal. Im sorry, unless you're a pope or something of that nature.

Are you a hoe? I had to ask judging from your thread and these comments. Something is not right with the ease you open your legs.

An0nimus:
We've overflogged this Ozil issue on here. The guy's body language misleads people to think he doesn't do squat. I want Sanchez to go to another club. Arsenal no fit dey cage him destiny like this. Ozil fit Arsenal, Sanchez doesn't, at least till there's a change in the mentality.

If you watch Match of the day or some analysis focusing on Ozil in games arsenal lost, you will never say misleading again. Someone who just stands and watch as his team is being attacked and scored naim u say nor lazy.

chai! that fall ehn is an 89 million pounds fall. God save United.

Funlordmaniac:
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/12/police-examine-radical-islamic-letter-dortmund-attack/



The useless usual suspects!

Are you kidding me? Breitbart?

Funlordmaniac:
How far babe's full the gbedu?

Na free entry for babes..the place tight

vibeskartel101:
you are the winner of the reality show fool of the year, how many years now since your club won the league, you are not playing nuclear again, united failed simple no one cares about past glory, you are a fool period.

Scram

vibeskartel101:
Arsene wenger gets slated for being comfortable with his 4th placing,he was even second last season,arsenal fans were not happy with that but reverse is the case with this united of manchester.

If common sense was sold in the market, it would be too expensive for you. United won the league in 2013, crashed to 7th the following year, has been on and off ever since, changed 3 managers and you are comparing us to Arsene wenger who has gone 20 years at Arsenal without a ucl trophy and one ucl final appearance? Do you expect any reasonable fan to be happy with top four for 20 years? or do you expect us at united to feel sad for expecting only a top four finish after the crash of the past three years? When has any constantly successful top four team ever crashed that low for a sustained period of time? What was Chelsea's expectations after they ended last year in 10th? Abeg make una dey yarn matter wey sense dey naw.

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Lmao....

Whose fault is it that Mourihno couldnt get his transfer priorities right?

If a manager decides to spend a transfer budget of £10bn on one player, he should be ready to bear the brunt if things go south...afterall i'm sure the same Loud mouth woulda been chatting rubbish if per adventure he wasn't allowed to spend so much on Pogba...only for us to struggle like we are doing presently.

That's y i said that's his only mistake is spending that large sum that could get 2 or 3 additional quality players on one player

Conte inherited a set of demoralized players who finished in 10th position (courtesy the failings of yours sincerly) , boosted their confidence, imposed his tactics and transformed them to runaway league champions within the space of about 4-6months....

Again you are wrong. Any decent manager would have transformed that chelsea team. These guys weren't failing because they were bad or not motivated but there was a serious in-house war and rumors of players playing pooly just to undermine the manager and get him out the door. There's a difference being a poor player and just playing poorly. United is riddled with both.

I beg to differ.....

As at the start of the season, our squad was arguably the strongest in the league....atleast on paper......

Players like De - Gea, Smalling, Carrick, Rooney, Pogba, Ibrahimovic, Mata, Mikitaryan, Martial etc are Good and /or experienced enough to mount and sustain a credible league title Challenge. You don't need 25 world class players to win a league title afterall the likes of Victor Moses, Cahill, Chelsea's LB etc etc aren't better than a good number of some of players (even on our bench)...yet the aforementioned players have played significant roles in chelsea's improved fortunes.

Like seriously? You've mentioned 9 names of which 3 are aged and packing up, 1 is a new face from the german league who was only removed from the match with city and kept on the bench for many games because he didn't seem to understand the English game yet. Then you talk of the overrated smalling, who is always so scared on the ball and has cost us dearly in matches, especially against chelsea. The number of new faces helping chelsea progress cannot be in any way compared to united. Moses and Cahill may not be the best footballers out there but they know chelsea tru n tru and they are not so bad. They are not new guys too. Of all the 9 names you mentioned only 5 have been in united for long and only 2 have been consistently performing at United- Not good enough

Like I said earlier, The 4th place target (minimum) Woodward seems to be giving any new manager that comes aboard... to a reasonable extent is the cause of our woes ever since Sir Alex left.

Let's just hope we win the Europa league - sitting out next season's CL would be unbearable!

Put that blame on moyes and van gaal, not woodward. Moyes began the destruction- turning champions into chumps who were nowhere top 4, Van Gaal came and gave us little hope, scraping into it one season and falling out the next. What did you think Woodward's expectation should be for the next manager. Win the league?

AdisaOwala:
If Mourihno's records 10 years ago is what you have decided to hold on to.. it's rather unfortunate..

As we speak, his immediate (and immediate past records) clearly reads : "Sacked at Chelsea for battling relegation, Struggling at Man utd despite investing so much in the side"!!

I think it's time we stop repeating this Mourinho investment talk. Dude spent 89 million pounds on one player. That is were he got it wrong. Because of the seemingly huge sum we spent on 3 players this season, we think we have invested so much. If that sum had been outlayed on 5, 6 players across areas of the pitch especially in the middle, we won't be doing as bad as we are now. Truth is there are a bunch of average joes across this team. Tell me the winners in this team besides Ibrahimovic and Pogba, what have the rest players in our squad ever achieved in all their professional footballing lives. Is it Jones, Smalling, Blind, shaw, Fellaini, herrera Rashford, Martial? What have all of these guys achieved in club and country football? Does that not tell you the mentality of these players? The backbone of this team is not made up of winners, which is the reason mourinho has always criticized Van Gaal's transfer policy. You don't completely destroy a team of proven winners and replace them with average joes and expect a miracle. Conte is using a team of guys who have been winning stuffs, who have dragged themselves to a title win before. What have these united players done at united before? Winning an FA cup or EFL cup?

Abeg let's be real. Mourinho wasn't expected to spring a miracle in his first season. At best we hoped for a top four finish. That was our hope at the beginning of the season and that is what we still hope for and it's not an unrealistic achievement with 8 matches left and 4 points from top 4. I agree the man can be extremely tough and say some harsh things to players but even i would do same after working with top footballers who give their all and now working with feeble minded guys who can't even keep themselves in just a top four race how much more a tile race.

And before you bring his last season at Chelsea up. Everyone saw players under performing for him and virtually all Chelsea fans knew some players were turning against him. There were banners in Stamford Bridge calling Costa, Hazard and Fabregas rats. So before you people say he has lost it, remember he won the league just last 2 years here and couldn't have lost it in less than a year. He built a title winning team he unintentionally lost too but he is displaying his third season antics in his first season at united because this time he wants to get it right from the beginning and the players here are probably the worst he has ever used.

Una wan start again oo

otemanuduno:
Okay, take for instance, I was born in India. I was indoctrinated with Hinduism. I grew up and indoctrinated myself with Islam. Is that rebellion too?

Until that overzealous Jesusboy answer this, i won't take his concern serious.

lovethchioma:
I am fine dearie..

Sorry about that message. Some other unrelated stuffs got to me.

lovethchioma:
Seriously, he hasn't met a real woman. If he has, I don't think he'll be talking that way

How are you dear?

MutantMetahuman:
not really.

I can't even remember the last time I sat and watch a complete nigerian movies.

Most of those clichés made me stop to begin with because they are insults to sensibility, plus they are very predictable.

Most Nigerian movies are one big Cliche! Serious 1Q destroyers.

lovethchioma:
Base on logistics all the ladies you've met have nothing else to offer apart from sex, that's because you don't have anything to bring to the table, so continue attracting the wrong people..... Spits on his head and walks out majestically

Don't mind him. He's never met a real woman.

Funlordmaniac:
If the bastard pays for a haircut then he can't feed for a week! It's understandable

lol.

Funlordmaniac:
Did anyone lose a pet? With a motor park touts haircut?

The haircut is sad..Just all over the place and unkempt.

lovethchioma:
Congrats bro..
Well, Indians are good when it comes to IT. In the university where I finished from, most of the lecturers in my department were Indians. I don't how things are now in the school though

IT girl, you don reach here?

get skills and use it. The world is turning to IT and this field is going to be the major area where job opportunities and opportunities for generating income will abound

MutantMetahuman:
lol

Dirt poor people will have a good apartment in nice neighbourhood of lagos.

The daughter of the big chief (genevieve) must fall in love with the house boy or apprentice (ramsy noah)



You only know someone has been shot when he holds his stomach. Someone who got shot in head sometimes hold their head too


The gateman (baba suwe) must always dress in a very funny way and be very rude to his boss.


Villager arriving in lagos must always act like they just arrive in fairyland.


Mammi water must be yellow girl with big boobs.


Ghost must wear white.


When someone is having a flash back, the people around can see his/her flash backs.
(Its a miracle)



Strong juju men can see people through the mirror anywhere in the world (gee who needs plasma screen and cctv)



Jim iyke must be americana, even when he acts village film, his speaks with his fake american accent in the village.


village actors will have nice haircuts ( some will even have tinted hair or cut gallas)

Bros you don watch Nigerian films tire

malaky101:
Meritment is when preparation meets oppurtunity. view sure 100% fixed match won

Lol..You are just as much of a joke as some of these annoying cliches.

Harris90:
whereas in #Nollywood; the Ghosts tend to always look left and right before crossing the Express roads.

know that the mother in-law is going to be a very wicked woman when you see patience Ozokwor

If Kanayo. O. Kanayo is broke in a particular movie know that he's gonna get rich eventually after sacrificing a girl selling Orange and he's definitely gonna initiate Tony Umez.

when you see Chioma Chukwuka know that river must flow as a result of over crying and maltreatment from her mother in-law...ie patience Ozokwor

Lol..just as bad as Hollywood

I was going through quora and i found this and i was literally rolling on the floor when i was done.

Question: What are some of the most annoying movie clichés you know of

Answer:

1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

2. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

3. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.

4. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

5. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

6. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
Courtesy of Jennifer Pell: Ditto the greens of whole carrots in every shopping bag

7. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape.

8. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

9. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

10. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

11. If in a haunted house, any strange noises should be investigated by women in their most revealing underwear.

12. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

13. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire.

14. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

16. Every police officer is either incompetent or corrupt...or both.

17. Babysitters are doomed.

18. All the 'teenagers' in a school will clearly be in their late twenties.

19. Everyone splits up to hunt for the ghost/monster/serial killer

20. There's nothing better than running through the woods in the dark, waving torches and shouting "Dave, where are you?" all the time followed by the serial killer.

21. Whenever you go into a bar in a film, the bartender is always polishing glasses. Doesn't matter if it's a posh bar or a dodgy one, that's all he does all the time, polishing glasses.

22. When paying for a taxi, do not look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

23. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

24. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.

25. The Protaganist can always find inspiration/motivation for the big challenge from dead best friends or dead family members.

26. Single parents usually lose their spouse to cancer (and they're still not over it).

27. James Bond never gets an STD.

28. James Bond also never seems badly affected by the huge amount he drinks - his sexual, gambling and driving prowesses remain intact.

29. Dogs and children know immediately that someone is the bad guy.

30. Good guys never get shot in the face and no matter how grievously injured, always live long enough to say a few words.

31. All gratings covering the entry to a ventilation system will come off with only a tug (no screws), and the shaft is always horizontal and big enough for adults to crawl through.

32. Any group of pathetically inept losers with a boozy but lovable old coach will eventually win the sports championship.

33. No one ever forgets a telephone number, even if it was only communicated in the middle of a gunfight or car chase.

34. At least one scientist is from an oriental background.

35. People hack into computers by incessantly typing on the keyboard. Even though they don't appear to be working in DOS mode, they never use the mouse.

36. Sadistic killers are also witty stand-up comedians specialising in one-liners.

37. Bombs are always defused within the last three seconds, never at twelve or twenty seven. NOTE: This doesn't apply in James Bond, in Gold Finger. He stops it at 007 seconds to go. But he still stubbornly sticks to this cliche of 3 seconds, declaring that "Three more ticks and Mr Goldfinger would've hit the jackpot".

38. Any 'hunch' in a detective film is always correct.

39. Any fight at a wedding reception will always result in someone crashing into the wedding cake.

40. There is always a gun in reach when you fall onto the ground.

41. When the hero is running and the bad guys are shooting at him with a machine gun, the bullets will consistently hit the ground just behind his feet. This is because it's impossible to swivel a machine gun as quickly as the hero is running.

42. In car chases the hero car just avoids the woman pushing the pram across the road. Then it crashes through lots of market stalls (usually fruit and vegetable stalls), destroying the livelihoods of perfectly innocent hard-working people but never actually killing any of them.

43. A scrapbook, containing all the villain's crimes and killings, is always stumbled across by the hero, typically under a bare lightbulb in the killer's basement.

44. When the lead detective has a meeting with his team, it is always productive and completed in seconds or minutes. Every one contributes vital pieces of information and the conversation flows flawlessly with everyone possessing super intelligence and quick thinking abilities.

45. Just as the hero and villains fight ends, with the hero winning, about a dozen police cars show up.

46. When about to have sex, clothes melt seamlessly off bodies. No one ever needs to sit down and take off shoes and socks.

47. Whenever anyone receives a phone call in the middle of the night, it's always 2, 3 or 4am. Exactly.

48. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

49. Getaway cars never start first time. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the middle of a crime scene).

50. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard.

51. Cars never need fuel (unless they are involved in a pursuit).

52. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.

53. Cars always have a set of spare keys in the glovebox.

54. Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. None of their cleints - rich or poor - beat them, or abuse them etc. They aren't heroin addicts or have STDs. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who do not mind at all what the girl does for a living.

55. A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

56. One man shooting at 20 men with a handgun has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once with machine guns.

57. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.

58. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.

59. Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

60. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

61. In all martial art movies the hero can beat up 30 ninjas and martial art masters in 5 minutes. But if he smart mouths to his 100 year old grandma, she has the speed to slap him.

62. Courtesy of Jon Groubert: If there is a pool, someone will end up falling into it.

63. If you get hit in the leg or arm with a bullet, even a small calibre one, you just swear briefly, then carry on fighting for ages and walking around without any pain at all, nor do you seem to lose blood. When 12 hours later you go to the doctor, he takes the bullet out instantly, you don't need the limb amputated / even bandaged. Magic, eh?

64. Any couple that fights in the beginning is bound to end up together. This is not just movies, it's been happening since Much Ado About Nothing.

65. The protagonist has a minimalist apartment in a skyscraper with full window walls. He wakes up and stands in the nude, contemplating the city vista.

66. The crazy old aunt/bum is actually very intelligent and provides key insight at the last minute.

67. Subway/Elevator doors close just as the character reaches them in a mad dash.

68. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

69. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

70. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

71. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

72. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

73. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

74. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

75. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

76. Television news bulletins and radio programmes usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

77 People having conversation in a cafe never seem to finish their food and just take off after their conversation is over.

78. Everybody carries around flip phones which can be broken like a pencil and thrown away.

79. There is no limit to which a street camera can be zoomed and apparently they are present everywhere.

80. The protagonist can jump over rooftops with ease and can save himself from falling even if he gets the tip of his finger over the wall.

81. Women turns into martial arts experts whenever they are dressed in tight suits

82. It doesn't matter what kind of job you have in NYC, you can afford a spacious brownstone house in a good neighborhood.

83. IF you are an evil mastermind, then all bad news is the mistake of the messenger and it makes perfect sense to shoot/kill/maim/hurt them

84. Any car that is wrecked will catch fire and burn. People who have suffered head and neck injuries in car accidents are needlessly harmed by well-intentioned would-be rescuers who believe this.

85. Mobile (cell) phones only work until you really need them then you will either be unable to get a signal or the battery will be flat.

86. A Defibrillator can revive dead people. In fact, you would use heart massage on a dead person.

87. People can be knocked out for hours with one punch and with no long term health issues, when in reality if you are knocked unconscious for longer than a few seconds you will probably experience fairly serious brain damage.

88. In any dangerous situation the good guy will leave the pretty girl in a safe place, where the bad guy will kidnap or kill her.

89. (Courtesy of Larry Arnold): In any situation involving a group of people the natural leader will get everything so screwed up that only the most worthless member can save the day.

90. The bad guy will always be shot/stabbed from the back just as he goes to pull the trigger or bring down a knife on the good guy. ('The Purge' loved this cliché so much, they put it in the movie at least 5 times!)

91. Your six-shot revolver can fire 17 times without reloading.

92. A professor is always interrupted in the middle of a lecture by the bell or when something important is about to be told. The same goes in any detective film. Just as someone is about to tell the detective who the murderer is, after they keep stalling, as the open their mouth to say who it is, someone shoots them -Danny Blue.

93. No-one ever says 'bye' at the end of a phone call; one person will just terminate the call without the other thinking this rude.

94. (Courtesy of Ryan McKay): People can hold their breath underwater for ages, especially in panicky situations.

95. The sound from an explosion in space can propagate through the vacuum and be heard and felt, sometimes violently, by an observer in a distant spacecraft. The travel time of the sound is also instantaneous regardless of how many millions of kilometers away the observer is located

EmmGee:
I usually use an average team and build them.
Like in fifa now I'm playing with Southampton.
1st in table and also gunning for efl.

And at legendary

At la liga i used celta vigo and won the league.

I also used arsenal to win the league and efl.
But I've never won ucl with any team... very difficult.
Been a while i played on pes.

Ucl is child's play for me. I win every match starting from 3 goals up. I am trying to go your route with leciester city and its ffucking frustrating

Gyalchester:
That wasn't all he even revealed back in the romance section days how you stalked me to IG, Do I feel you with trepidation


ONCE MORE RECEIVE SENSE

You are the one in those pictures? Damn!

kokaneprodigy:
And what exactly are u doing on an MTN mast as early as 6:29am? searching for cheats?

Tell us what you used to do.